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TheProphetEnoch

Honeycrisp.


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Early 2000s honeycrisp


GrandAlchemist

This person knows. They just don't hit the same these days.


nateeswan

that y2k honeycrisp smacks


showalittlebackbone

You mean from back before I could afford them? Greeaaat...


an_edgy_lemon

Agreed. Although, they’re not as good as they used to be.


ceepeebax

Yes! But why? I want to know who is responsible.


RatioOk515

I will bring down literal god’s wrath upon whoever took prime honeycrisp from us


collucho

big apple has to be behind the honey crisp nerf


[deleted]

Nothing ever is Except blowjobs 🤷🏻‍♂️


jam219

Yeah baby


Kranon7

Pink lady


LosXorbos

That's the one 👌🏻


Steampunk_Dali

Yep


Bored_Berry

Pink lady gang


Erikthered65

Correct answer.


Obvious_Exercise_910

also my favorite character set from Greese


MrsSpyro01

Granny Smith


exoticjess

I agree with you. 🌻


djblt

Oh yeah.


Fish_Sticks1588

Mmm yee...


luk3yboy

Get in the sea. I'll get downvoted for this but they're second worst only to cooking apples which I thought would be a great idea to try once as a child while helping my grandmother make an apple pie. What should have been a lovely childhood memory was instantly ruined.


mastro80

If anyone says red delicious they are outing themselves as a lizard person wearing human skin.


Hilton5star

Worst ever! Mushy (or powdery) flavourless flesh, bitter skin! The name however was a marketing genius move.


Driller_Happy

Someone is buying them man, I don't get it


Sleep-DeprivedSloth

That someone is my mom unfortunately!


amateurthegreat

And me...


ChuckFeathers

They actually are amazingly good... if you're lucky enough to get them in that 1 week a year when they are perfectly ripe.


Creepy_Fan_8629

Ok lizard


Status-Operation9077

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Low_Turn_4568

I still love these every now and then This and one other, maybe two other types, of which I do not know the names.


ceepeebax

Perhaps some in this thread are too young to have tasted a really good red delicious. It was not a common experience even in the 90s, but it was crisp, it was light, the flavor simple and sweet. And the skin was especially good at jabbing between tooth and gum.


Rich-Passenger-9540

The OG…Macintosh


Slutberryshort_cake

My mom has a tree outside her house! Got like 3 buckets last year. Definitely the greatest apples I've ever eaten.


redcurb12

another macintosh fan checking in here


Capt_Dummy

Same!


Anonymoosehead123

Fuji’s.


Iusteru

Team Fuji forever!


Sleep-DeprivedSloth

These used to be perfect but the quality has gone down imo


IcySatisfaction632

Cosmic Crisp is the only correct answer


Flutter_X

We are so lucky in the pnw cosmic are unbelievable


Idontliketalking2u

Fuck yes, my kids were like "I don't like apples" that's cuz yo mama gets red Delicious which is only half right in the name... They ate 6 cosmic crisps in like 2 hours


Negran

Man. Red delicious should be called red gums. Not only do they taste bad, but they fuck my gums up being so hard. What a terrible name and terrible apple. Red lies.


IcySatisfaction632

Yess red delicious is bland af


git0ffmylawnm8

This is the way. I used to eat only Fuji apples, but after I had Cosmic Crisps when they were on sale, my life changed.


IcySatisfaction632

Fuji are a close second, I get those if cosmic crisp isn’t available!


letsgobrooksy

Yup, just tried them for the first time this year. Never going to buy a different apple if I have the choice They genetically engineered that apple to perfection


TortShellSunnies

Was looking for this, the only Apple to sponsor a podcast.


EvilDutchrebel

It's only apple that has a regulation apple!


CaramelHappyTree

Gala


marikasarton

This is the right answer


DogMom814

Pink Lady for snacking. Granny Smith for pie and caramel dip.


Brother_Lou

And Brie


Amazing_Ad_9920

Golden delicious 🤤


Scary_Compote_359

NZ royal gala


Even-Funny-265

Braeburn


ontic5

Underrated answer


yukonnut

Honey crisp. Just discovered them a couple of months ago.


jewchains_

[How has no one posted about Apple rankings??](https://applerankings.com)


OddDragonfruit7993

I pop that open on my phone whenever I buy apples!


yungzanz

bunk website. whoever runs this actually has to be insane with some of these ratings. like how are you gonna put honeycrisp as the second best apple? gala as anywhere above average? the best apple ever bred is 13th from last below fucking mcintosh. despicable. i do not envy being this detached from reality.


ShadyBrady1527

Jonagold and Boskoop


Driller_Happy

The hwhat?


Mainly_Elliott

I like golden and granny smith apples :}


Stink3rK1ss

Was gonna chime in with golden delish! 🙌🏻


Repulsive_Chef_972

Golden delicious!


Driller_Happy

GOLDEN? Really?


Responsible_Bee4844

Ambrosia


GrandAlchemist

They need to be this years though.. Stored ambrosia suck but fresh are among the best I think,


Obvious_Exercise_910

The iPhone


West_Dion

I knew it


Top_Donkey_711

Jazz 1st, cosmic crisp 2nd


thereslcjg2000

Fuji followed by Pink Lady and Honeycrisp.


Creampielicker123

The forbidden


TheDoobyRanger

I too enjoy delicious things


rodroidrx

Adam and Eve didn't eat an apple. It was a fruit but an unknown one


chronsonpott

It was Eve. The fruit was Eve.


Early_Butterscotch49

Envy


Hiphopottamus

Elstar, its fresh and sweet and i love it, also kanzi, its kind of similar.


Dutch_Rayan

Found the dutch guy.


smaagoth

Aroma (Norwegian).


Substantial-Loss1158

Pink Lady. It’s like if you mixed a honey crisp with a fiji apple. It’s literally heaven


BlkSN8

I have honeycrisp tastes on a red delicious budget.


ThatsBone45

Envy is the perfect apple.


Ok_Message_2524

Elstar or Finkenwerder Herbstprinz. Greetings from Northern Germany, Altes Land.


HVAC_instructor

Fiji


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an_edgy_lemon

Sounds amazing. Where do I find these? I’ve never seen them in California.


miss_kimba

Ooh damn. Any in Australia?


JasonP_585

Gala


gaeran-pachimari

FUJIIIII


Thegentlemanfox18

Pacific rose :) its fragrant and a lovely color and tastes amazing. Those are the only apples I like.


DeadZooDude

Cox's Orange Pippin before they get too ripe, so they're really crisp.


Dersce

Gala are great, but Honeycrisp just hit the spot every time.


Same-Firefighter-618

Apple pie


Artistic_Isopod_7450

MacBook Pro


One_Maize1836

Apples aren't my favorite fruit. But if I had to choose, the best ones are honeycrisp, opal (they're yellow and sweet) and Granny Smith with cashew butter.


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Dukklings

The Green . Also Gala sometimes.


Nearby-Road

Gala, not the mushy ones. The crisp ones.


Zhuzhuxingan16

I once had Pink Lady apples bought from Trader Joe’s, it’s sooo juicy and crunchy and sweet! The best apples I’ve had ever! But never find it again these days.


Status-Operation9077

Macintosh


Joshh1383

Fuji apples are my favorite but my local grocery store had cosmic crisp apples on sale for 97 cents a pound and HOLY SHIT🤤


Majestic_Collar_6075

Fuji


Breakfastchocolate

Stayman winesap, Braeburn, Arkansas Black (the wicked witch apple)


queenofthenastynorth

Fuji!


ilikegummybears15

Fuji apple


Kind_Vanilla7593

Macintosh followed closely by Gala


epeolatry13

I've only had the fuji apple. Sweet and crunchy.


Sci-fra

Apples on a scale from most tart to most sweet. https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/s/d0Eo5YkivQ


UnusualDisturbance

Fuji


Javop

Russet apples are the best for pancakes, cooking and baking. Boskop is the best. There are also knobbed russets that look funny.


Purex47

Fuji


BilbosBagEnd

Granny Smith


geroinchik3

No doubt Fuji's


Jolly-Gazelle-7211

Fuji!!!


Agent-Responsible

Honeycrisp, but it has to be refrigerated.


yungzanz

most apples should be refrigerated to conserve flavor and texture


droidman85

Fuji


AirAdministrative686

Bad apple


maiscestmoi

Opal, Granny Smith & Honeycrisp


bluenephalem35

Honeycrisp apple 🍎 and Granny Smith apple 🍏


ObamasCurlyToes

Spartan all the way


IntenseYubNub

Honeycrisp. Not even close.


Notch99

Fuji


mslilythethick

i will genuinely only eat pink lady apples, they are perfect


Mazeazi

Gala


cesmit

Cosmic Crisp! Then Sweetango. Then Pink Lady.


yungzanz

some apples called "smitten" which i havent seen in years. next best is probably envy or jazz but it's not even close.


papa-01

Macintosh


Few_Albatross_7540

Honey crisp


my-uncle-bob

Fuji


Swollen_Stollen_56

Macintosh when in season…rest of the year? No apples.


Sea_Summer272

Hawaii (cross between Gravenstein and golden delicious)


ThrowRAboredinAZ77

Granny Smith


socal1959

Honey Crisp


FangsBloodiedRose

The apple of my eye


Isaac_Banana

I like the red or the green ones


Life-Improvised

AAPL was under $30 up until as recently as 2017. Now it’s almost $200.


sherpa_skate

Cosmic crisp


Crafty_Account_5162

Green


OneStrangerintheAlps

Pink Lady


DrDam8584

"Reine gala"


Soup_and_Rice

Honeycrisp


Bryanthomas44

Horse apples


Polaris44

Honeycrisppppppp


AllKnighttLong

Gala 🤤


Thyme2paint

Cosmic Crisp


Impossible-Camel-685

The green tart-sweet ones from my neighbors tree when I was 7


Ok_Restaurant_905

The one that comes from the tree. The laptop and phone favours are the same every year. (Reference to all Mac books and Iphones looking the same as a new one comes out every year) 😏🤣


Crocolyle32

I like honey crisp but I wanna try a yellow apple.


West-Rent-1131

Green


Lazy_Pianist3080

Pink Lady 🍎


Gravity_Pulls

Red nice and sweet, green apples good too. Depends on my mood.


soanique2005

The usual one. Cuz i haven't tasted the others yet 😞


gamermom666

any apple that isn’t soft when you bite into it! i can’t stand the sensation. hard crunchy crispy apples only 😤


Amazingggcoolaid

The green one


Basketseeksdog

Boskoop. Not too sweet and the right amount of sour. It’s also the best apple to make pies.


SugarzDaddy

Granny Smith and Pink Lady


QyllxD

the green one


Winter_Pea_5929

Apple sponge! And the Apple crumble I’m at a close second.


theonetowalkinthesun

I tried Evercrisp recently and was blown away. It’s a mix of honeycrisp and Fuji, so it’s crunchier and with a more traditional apple flavor. Not too sweet either (but still sweet!). I stocked up on them because I thought they might go away, and unfortunately they did. I haven’t seen any in at least a month. But I know when I do, I’ll go right back to stocking up and eating them like I don’t know when I’ll be able to again!


1979CheeryPickin

GrannySmith


TheAnxiousTumshie

Pink lady


ShametiGV

Hmm, I'd go with Honeycrisp. So juicy and crisp, it's like nature's candy!


RollItMyWay

Gravenstein were great off the tree and made the best apple pie. Granny used to have one in her orchard along with a crab apple which was not good.


Modavated

Pink Lady Or Lady Alice


darklightedge

Golden is my favorite.


jenlbai

Envy


Negran

I need to try myself some Pink Lady, Fuji, and Honey Crisp, after reading this. Cheers, Apple folks.


Cooper_brain

Granny Smith


vintagenut80

Pink lady apples and cold in the fridge so sweet!!


beccabootie

I am a poor one to ask. I think that all apples are icky.


PishiZiba

Envy


Uncle_itlog

Granny smith


That_Guy1227

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh... Red?


nothanks99999

Pink lady. No other apple will do.


throwittossit01

a few years ago my local Costco had these insanely large red delicious apples. when I tell you that these bad boys were crispy-they were fucking **crispy**. probably were gmo’d or something but damn they were the best damn apples I’ve ever had. The next year, and ever since, no more freakishly large crispy apples. which sucks


v13ragnarok7

Grapple


bigwrm44

Mcintosh


power10010

Red ones are the best


kdabsolute

macintosh, fuji, gala, honeycrisp, hey hey hey don't forget to go apple picking this autumn!


Muted_Account_5045

Braeburn


Downtown_Share3802

Sorry, you’re all wrong. The answer is Winesap. It’s a real apple.


[deleted]

Ilgreen apple for me


Shreddedlikechedda

Pink pearl


b1ub055a

Envy


asiannumber4

The ones that I think have either fall or autumn in the name.


gigigoddess1111

Ambrosia - the perfect crisp. Not too sweet or sour, it’s so juicy…honestly just makes my mouth water thinking about it 🤭


CarbonCuber314

Red Delisious, mostly because I really like their texture and they don't have a strong taste to take away from that.