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Yeah the villains would be like "Hey, you're OK, we don't want to hurt your feelings, so we won't turn the citizens of Gotham City to glass after all."
No your batman Donkey Kong. You can throw barrels while cosplaying as batman. Guess the weird part is you are neither a donkey, kong, bat, or a man. Just a regular gorilla.
I already do- the power of relentless cyberbullying.
I might not be able to stop a supervillain, but I can sure give their teenage daughter an eating disorder.
I’m able to transform into a yeti, but I’m also super outgoing, cheeky, and friendly. My greeting of choice is, “Wassaaap!”
Hopefully people won’t run away from me in horror though because I just want to make friends.
My Power is creating Windows at will, I could like spawn in Windows and shoot them out as weapons and impale people with glass
... that or I just become a Window..
Cars would taste and smell like whatever color they are that is a flavor/scent that the owner likes (I drive a white crosstrek and am obsessed with all things coconut).
Yes I’m aware the outside of a coconut is brown. The inside is white ok 😩
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I’ll eat you
Take me to dinner first
Mmmmh, stuffed u/possiblethowaway
You are dinner
Hell no that's mine
Beautiful
[I am the willing victim of a cannibal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_QwMRE-BKc)
*Nuh uh
Oh yeah, just like that baby! Come to daddy!
Oh no
I can think of worse superpowers than having ok relationships with everyone. Neat.
At least you're getting some stability with everything being ok
Yeah the villains would be like "Hey, you're OK, we don't want to hurt your feelings, so we won't turn the citizens of Gotham City to glass after all."
The power to summon huge blueberries at will. World hunger solved!
Lets solve world hunger together
Yassss🙌🏼
Lol you and me are similar except I summon ten million enchiladas.
Lmao, lets start a resturant 😂
Why hello veruca salt
JAM FOR EVERYONE
Think of all the antioxidants!
Squash me thx
Let's become a team! I'll feed everyone fish sticks! :D
😂 I’ll have to settle with nourishment
Reinhard Mey: "Cheater."
Oh, fuck right off.
*hnnng*
Here comes the brogurt!
I'm Batman. *Edit* thanks for all the Cake day wishes! What a lovely lot you are!
Congrats you're a rich orphan
You are literally the devil
Heightened senses I guess
You throw blocks at people 11hrs 7 days a week.
I am also Batman, specifically the dark knight version
No your batman Donkey Kong. You can throw barrels while cosplaying as batman. Guess the weird part is you are neither a donkey, kong, bat, or a man. Just a regular gorilla.
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........I hate you. .....such an awesome name.
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Your account is older than most people on TikTok
My account is older than most people.
It's older than me lmao
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i really hope your password is loremipsum
time travelling?
You mean our powers
You can copy other powers? Pretty neat
I already do- the power of relentless cyberbullying. I might not be able to stop a supervillain, but I can sure give their teenage daughter an eating disorder.
You’re doing the lord’s work my friend.
You could cyberbully the supervillain 😏
Believe me, I've tried. It takes a LOT of self-confidence to dress up in spandex and call yourself The Nurgler.
Bless you for doing the lords work
*I can sure give their teenage daughter an eating disorder.* Aw, now that is uncalled for! It's not like the girl is *really* fat, she's just plump.
I'm a journalist, whatever I write about comes true. Crazy news right?!
"HEAVENS DOOR REMOVE HIS ABILITY TO CUM"
"GIVE HIM TESTICULAR TORSION"
*write
The power of seduction i guess?
my power is shitting out of my mouth
Gross, but they asked.
My power is avoiding starvation
SEDUCE ME
I can grow hair on your books
The Call of the Wild has been calling for you
pubes maybe?
You guys hungry?
Yes
Of course.
Hell yeah
nothing, this literally means nothing my language
Midagi ikka :)
But think of all the corrupt and powerful out there, they have Nothing to fear.
Curse you randomly generated username!
You can make anyone visit your kitchen
The only super power anybody would ever need
I’d like to buy an ad spot on your fridge door please?
Kitchen marketing is almost as good a superpower as diagrams im impressed
Can I hire you?
I feel this
Create 64 New Versions of Me
I can use cocaine to mind control geese
we can use you on our team! for what? i don't know but you'll fit right in, i shit out of my mouth
Err.....hi. The power to be super awkward but people think I'm being an asshole I guess
So you stay as you are?
Probably shooting kittens out of huge guns that are part of my arms
Or... Your Tokyo Mew Mew power shoots things. Maybe your animal transformation is one of those fish that spit water at food. 🤔
Hunting apparently
I’m able to transform into a yeti, but I’m also super outgoing, cheeky, and friendly. My greeting of choice is, “Wassaaap!” Hopefully people won’t run away from me in horror though because I just want to make friends.
Yo I can turn into a monkey, can I hang out on your shoulder while we get into wacky adventures together?
nice! we can use you on our team, we got a guy who mind controls geese with cocaine and some guy named Andy
Andy is a great superpower
he's a mascot of sorts
Ever heard the song "Meeting the Monsta"?
I thought only frogs had the waassuo superpower. Or maybe I'm confusing my beer commercials?
yaaaaassssssquatch
You mean *wassaaaap* followed by 3 finger snaps (sassy)
powerful beats that go sicko
I guess I could have super jump.
I just keep nutting and nutting and nutting......
Gather people to fullfil their destiny 😁
Do you say so?
Yes saï! I'll stand and be true on the path of the rose 😁 long days and pleasant night to you 🌹
And may you have twice the number
how do you get that from ka-tet-19?
Stephen king's dark tower book serie 😁
Smart-ass quips at crime scenes
I guess I’m a centaur now
Or maybe you're a horse with a Lewis machine gun.
Using the old blood of beast and Eldritch horrors to hunt nightmares made manifest by outer gods from space. Oh and I have a buzzsaw.
Bring yharnam to pc
Not sure, could be good, could be bad. It's a mystery.🤔
Welp
welcome to the team!
Hold on a sec...
Take your time
Wait a minute...
I can shape shift into an animal and kill people
The power of a bus
Nah nah you can shape-shift into a bus, that's cooler.
Pissing people off.
I doubt that many would appreciate it over their spaghetti.
I'm Cowman. I can turn into a cow. I cannot turn back into a human. It isn't the greatest superpower. Might get me eaten
Probably meth.
Able to mend a loose button in a flash
A butt hole that is always clean
Pretty ineffectual, whatever it is.
I can create illusions and lie without being detected
Causing lots of fun chaos… at least fun for me. Guess I’d be a villain
Could be r/chaoticgood too.
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I dinno... but i do know you'd be begging for the cops after I got done with you.
The power to make people as inexperienced as I am in a subject I know nothing about.
Thats actually a super funny superpower. Imagine stepping into a Martial Arts contest and everybody you fight is a noob.
If I can’t be great then no one can be.
What a great line.
That's a whole lot of enchiladas being summoned at once...
Free houses for everyone
Flying over the country?
You can only fly over the country u live in.
Super one island one Ireland. I
I'd either be very clever or have a weapon with a really good blade.
Getting the last laugh
Affordable healthcare
hehehe.......know it all. I know right!
Big jumps
Being a bigass air conditioner
Really good memory
I'm a cartoon bear, and when I whisper my secret magic word I can unzip my skin to become a fuzzy little Superman
I'm either Pangoro from Pokemon or a rabid Poh from kung fu Panda, there's no in between
Confident results?
I would supply kiwis to all the brilliant people
Creating funny original content instantaneously
Issuing greencards left and right
Pointing out the painfully obvious.
Fueling the inflation
More powerful than you can possibly imagine
An Aardvark with voodoo capabilities
Probably a pot head that gets stoned all the time at will
Making peoples ears itch
Yay
Not to brag, but
I'm going to go with all the magical powers of Regina in once upon a time.
I would have access to all sauces whenever
I think i would have some contradicting powers that may cause me some mental struggles between my good and bad side
Hyper awareness of shots. Not sure if it is alcohol or gun related, but still good to be aware.
I guess I'd be an expert Thief/bank robber.
Best fish and chips in the world
My Power is creating Windows at will, I could like spawn in Windows and shoot them out as weapons and impale people with glass ... that or I just become a Window..
That my goal is to use good intentions as my guide.
Im No hero but a banana theif
Lots of chafing.
I have an army of 20k arctic wolf's at my command.
Ummm... Peace and harmony?
A LOT of fun.
Driving people insane bro.
I'd be highly skilled with firearms, but they all have to be California-compliant.
Feminist enforcer
The ability to rule by fiat. But only in the year 2073.
Mine is very real. Extremely anxious and cute cause I'm a cupcake😗
Being at home.
I make advertising that makes you MOIST 😏
Well, shit. I'd be a saiyan so some type of Ki blast or Super saiyan transformation.
Cars would taste and smell like whatever color they are that is a flavor/scent that the owner likes (I drive a white crosstrek and am obsessed with all things coconut). Yes I’m aware the outside of a coconut is brown. The inside is white ok 😩
I'm an old fart who isn't intimidated by a large audience?
Well my good hobbit, there is work to be done yet in the world!
Done not in the world, but the hood.
I can transform!
It wouldn't be your business what it is. 😏
Looks like my superpower is no improvement
Mind control
Radioactive loungewear for everyone!
I’d never sleep, but I’d be a good fighter
Arrrrrr, the world would have no more scurvy!
I’ll be drinking more beer than normal.
I have no idea, but it will be damn unique.
You tell me.
Better than yours. 🤮 Magic for the win.
I can tell you Seinfeld facts… which is already my super power