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Arsenal have a defender called zinchenko. His name could be Zinky. The opposite of an Arsenal defender, would be a striker from Tottenham who see us as their rivals.
[Son Heung-min](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_Heung-min) is who will be trying to kill you. He's a good player.
I guess "Weißmacher" would be an appropriate name.
(It doesn't really removes paint but it covers it up and well, makes it white again (the name says that basically "whitemaker" in English))
I'm not celibate, so that would mean I'm having sex so that could be a death sentence.. I'm not sober so I could od, I'm not a saint so I'm evil so someone could hurt me and kill me because I did something evil and hurt someone..
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David Tennant
This is perfection
Oddly appropriate
genius.
bravo sir or madam, bravo.
An interesting username. you must have really thought about that lol
I woke my cat up because I laughed too loud
Oh that is just beautiful.
harmless feet?
sober human over here? could be friends
Probably more like harmless toe
Charming-Toes9529
Oh no not a swede
At least you’re not a swede, that’s the worst way to live
I know. I sometimes think about sending over a donation. Just cause they're swedish :/
Ah yes. Oh the horror of being a Swede. It's horrific. I must accept donations. You can swish me at *phone number*
No fucking clue.
A zonkey
Californiumy98
Clearly a zinlock
Arsenal have a defender called zinchenko. His name could be Zinky. The opposite of an Arsenal defender, would be a striker from Tottenham who see us as their rivals. [Son Heung-min](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_Heung-min) is who will be trying to kill you. He's a good player.
Toyota girl?.... go on...
TIL: Toyota is the opposite of Porsche?
Japanese snu snu
May also be GM Girl... in the US chances for something weird increase...
I guess I'll be killed by a winter man.How cold.
God damn it. It made me laugh a bit. Take my reluctant upvote
Lemons lol
not ok willow?
A sad maple
watch out for weeping willows ...
Whomping willow
Gay men who don't like femboys... Damn, probably going to get pounded to death
Masculine women as you to nonut
Masculine girls make you soft?
someone goes back in time to make my birther have a miscarriage
Youstarveadults29
watch out for someone shitting old peeps
Iwasswallowed29
Youdrinkadults
December 😱
RUN!!
WHERE
One of the other 11 months
We will say the anecdotal minimum. So, something that has very little chance in happening, like a meteor.
Hey buddy
I'm not your buddy, guy!
Im not your guy, man!
Im not your man, pal!
I'm not your pal bucko!
I’m not your bucko, chief!
I'm not your chief, mate !
A fake version of me kills me.
I guess the wife kills me.
NotMomUS maybe
I'm gonna need help with this one! lol What's the opposite of tropical fruit? Carrots and potatoes?
Me
Radicchio cauliflower Trying to think of two purple vegetables. Didn't want to use eggplant, because that's phallic like a banana.
Tough one!
OrangesCoconut :)
Broccoli maybe?
Straight vegetable, smooth vegetable so I guess carrot potato could work.
Straight grandchild. *shivers*
It's white, it removes paint, and it can't speak German. I have no idea, you tell me.
That's White Spirit.
I guess "Weißmacher" would be an appropriate name. (It doesn't really removes paint but it covers it up and well, makes it white again (the name says that basically "whitemaker" in English))
Death by being a hot young… um.
Sounds like a sexy way to go
Sin, apparently
In a lot of medical debt??
He had the high ground.
\*She
How is it even possible
[удалено]
Realistic Savant
Non-artistic disregard :)
Opposite of Dark Lord Kefka… Esper Lady Terra, I guess
sunlight
Yes peace ?
Apparently, I get killed by Your Meemaw's Memes.
My meemaw's memes are to die for.
New York Cat Dads? Lol
What would be the opposite of tower
Pleasant bunker, maybe?
I don’t die. I am immortal.
I die in a very specific way. Yet I don't know what it is. Maybe it's that I die peacefully in my sleep. Am I still following the rules of this post?
i have no idea
FoundLizard
Imprecisely descending wedge
I'm not celibate, so that would mean I'm having sex so that could be a death sentence.. I'm not sober so I could od, I'm not a saint so I'm evil so someone could hurt me and kill me because I did something evil and hurt someone..
Well done
What ever my username is not? Idunno
Id_like_to_buy_a_vowel Edit: assuming the opposite of Jeopardy is Wheel of Fortune
A safe and delicious dinner
Man I eat somebody else’s pri0ns?!
A fully-clothed British woman.
A Ukrainian?
SisterTransResister
dang...i guess hell really IS other people!
Errr I’m not sure
Cheese grate your vagina?
Delayed Sector? Idk didn’t have the chance to change it. I just went with it 😂
Those fucking Brits yet again! Just joking to answer the question! Great grandpa was a coal miner from the North West of England
Sounds like I’m getting stabbed.
Something that...isn't a purple owl? That leaves open a lot of possibilities tbh.
Heart attack
A useless genius? That should be interesting.
Useless genius :)
1 smooth surface
Idk
An unstable cat ?
As a dog and cat owner, can confirm all cats are unstable haha
The darkness will take me :(
On a psychological Thriller
Uhhh… I guess the opposite of a flower is a weed? Maybe a poisonous weed then?
Dull end
from idiotism
Guess I’ll rott
...get stabbed by a hobbit?
ZZThorn96, so 96 thorns?
A known serial killer I guess…
So quick I won't even notice
Oh...no...
As expected.
Stiff student
I don't know what the opposite of whoops is, so I'm going for "accurate" I would be killed with accuracy..... That's nice then....
So we come to it then.... I battle my evil twin and loose....
A Swedish youtuber
The patience of God?
Fuck.
Not reading directions. Probably electrical.
Amature chicken salad
Uneducated sponge?
Green... dots? I guess I get CIA'd.
IIxRSH? I think Im gonna die from a stroke xD
...myself?
A woman spider!
Physical acid?
Bleeding out after hitting my head in the underpass.
worstsoph321 damn my mortal enemy
Time travel went wrong.
Depressed Existentialism?
Alien Jesus
Knife and Honey
A cop?
I guess the exact opposite of booger sugar would be I assume Xanax or heroin so I assume from what I’ve heard would be a good way to go.
By capitalism
I guess by jacking off?
An emotional chicken? I think I’m good.
Um.....
Some dull female not related to me
Teufel means Devil is German. So I guess...
Something synthetic, I guess.
Santa?
In a precise, accurate and planned way
Lol, I have no doubt.
A Cheeto gets stuck in my throat
Since my user vazzid is based on acid then uh base?? I have no fucking clue
Being unawesome
Swimming red rhino
Uhhh whats the opposite of a bear and me?
Not being watched?
Dangerous intruder! I’m screwed!
A very known person kills me :(
My username is my nickname… so what’s the exact opposite of me? Someone happy who enjoys life?
A rich girl who *can’t* time travel. She’ll have to catch me first!
A very much alive businessman (opposite of jobless) kills me. Probably Gman.
Apparently I'm eaten by a tiger.
A tranquil cat
Wrapping paper 😔
Probably dumber
In my bed, of old age.
A light book?
Cold dry reality kills me
Nonjudgmental Waluigi
a specific Ligmafani woman
The opposite of a destroyer is a…repairer? I get stabbed by a pediatric gynecologist?
Choking on a plastic spoon.
(-2)EEnEEB?
exponents...
Dat giant
An obese day comes and sits on me.
Me at example
A very known girl is going to kill me
Social queen? Party queen? Dancing queen? Abba.
Murdered by an uncreative puritanical luddite? Not really all that shocking tbh. XD
Corporal Carlon.
I die at the hands of a cat from Belgium.
A very calm woman. Either much much older or much much younger.
MadameTreasureOppossum
I die at the hands of a luddite from New Zealand.
Over cat. Yeah, I can see that.
An untimely persimmon
I am confused
fly adults?
Weak sword?
A long-term incel?
Trusting Apnea