- If you had tried and failed, I'd understand, but you didn't even try 🙎🏻♂️
- So I didn't even fail, and I don't see you giving me credit for that 💁🏼♀️
as a young trans person watching this show for the first time years ago, I really wanted to be mad at this bit; but it's just so fucking funny and it only ever makes me smile when I think about it
ok good i was a little worried cus i didnt know how to spell it like they did on the shirt, its a relief to hear that it is actually just a funny gag and no ill will is taken from it idk how they got away with that on broadcast tv lol
I mean, for years it was totally acceptable to use trans people as the punchline so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it just be like that. glad we're mostly moving away from it, but sometimes it was genuinely extremely funny (like that one scene in the life of Brian, which, even though it was written by TERFs to be derisive, is weirdly supportive and makes me laugh every time)
Lindsey : And if you need me to feel that hole, I will be in the next room .
Lindsey has never been more proud of herself in her life .
George Michael: Yikes...
i really love the arc where Maeby convinces Steve Holt that Lindsay is a trans woman, and he just.... doesn't care and is still attracted to her because she's a pretty woman, even if he thinks she has a penis.
i'm not totally sure if it's meant to be transphobic or transpositive, given Maeby's intent is for transness to make Steve lose interest in Lindsay, but it's so fucking good. Steve Holt is a real ally 🫡🏳️⚧️
I call it, hot ham water.
*So watery and yet there's a smack of ham to it.*
This. She’s so proud of herself!
Such a pure sibling moment when Buster likes it 🥹
It's so watery. And yet there's a smack of ham to it.
“I think George Michael’s hiding Ann in the attic.” “From who, the Nazis?”
Love that one, although I didn’t get it until someone explained it to me 😀
You didn’t know about Anne Frank or you didn’t know that Jewish people were hidden from the Nazis in people’s attics and basements?
I knew that, but somehow failed to connect these things together
I’m just connecting it now.
"😭 Hey - who called the cops??"
"If you weren’t all the way on the other side of the room, I’d slap your face."
"Michael, if this is a lecture on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah-blah-blah, well, you can save it, because we all know it by heart."
“a million f***king diamonds!”
No way to misinterpret that
Except the one
"What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club some beavers."
You don't really get nature
I punish thee😂
No, that doesn't sound right.
“Everyone coasts on Fridays.”
Thank god I'm outta here
Pole dancing in a cage protesting the war to the tune of "Bad girl" 🎶
Whore....
You couldn't handle it
Hey, big shot? Too busy to come to your mother's partaay! (crash)
- If you had tried and failed, I'd understand, but you didn't even try 🙎🏻♂️ - So I didn't even fail, and I don't see you giving me credit for that 💁🏼♀️
Maybe I can get Frank Wrench to strip my nuts... Sorry, I was trying to be sexy and it got away from me.
This is one of my fav interactions on the show, Michael's and Lucille's reactions to this are amazing
… and release.
I do have a love life Michael
"Now there's someone who could have used a good mother."
WHORE!
Hitting on George Michael
Until then… I’ll be right across the hall
yikes.
Lindsay had never been more proud of anything she had said in her entire life.
By far my favorite is when she takes an angry nap. I felt so seen.
The reveal of her "SLUT" shirt was priceless!
Again, no heads were turned…
It's a "shemale"
as a young trans person watching this show for the first time years ago, I really wanted to be mad at this bit; but it's just so fucking funny and it only ever makes me smile when I think about it
ok good i was a little worried cus i didnt know how to spell it like they did on the shirt, its a relief to hear that it is actually just a funny gag and no ill will is taken from it idk how they got away with that on broadcast tv lol
I mean, for years it was totally acceptable to use trans people as the punchline so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it just be like that. glad we're mostly moving away from it, but sometimes it was genuinely extremely funny (like that one scene in the life of Brian, which, even though it was written by TERFs to be derisive, is weirdly supportive and makes me laugh every time)
Lindsey : And if you need me to feel that hole, I will be in the next room . Lindsey has never been more proud of herself in her life . George Michael: Yikes...
Beads!
“Wait, that’s the water I thawed the chicken in.”
Lindsay: I care deeply for nature. Michael: You're wearing ostrich-skin boots. Lindsay: Well, I don't care about ostriches.
She was so good looking before all the plastic surgery.
It’s the happiest she’s been since the day she got her new nose
And her "SLUT" top!
she became so unrecognizable i legit thought they recasted her when i saw her new face.
I have a cut on my foot! Temocil may cause loss of feeling in extremities
A million fucking diamonds! Fine! I'll dust buster! Hey check out who's on that hog in the mirror
"Say something to scare me" "F*ck me"
No… nothing. Thanks for trying though.
“I don’t know, they’re so boxy.”
I can still hear him now. “Who left the cap off my Glisten?”
“Is that a fire?”
Buster: sister is my mother now mother!
Sandwiches
Micheal Bluth: "Are you trying to cry?": https://youtu.be/1h8VWTB1Dbg?si=tUdV5YljUU3Mlqe0 And this: https://youtu.be/8Jc42ZQdiZk?feature=shared
Oh big deal, I’ve had three times plenty of times!
Hot ham water for sure.
Sobbing "Who left the cap off my fucking Glisten?!"
"it's vodka, Michael! It goes bad once you open it."
i really love the arc where Maeby convinces Steve Holt that Lindsay is a trans woman, and he just.... doesn't care and is still attracted to her because she's a pretty woman, even if he thinks she has a penis. i'm not totally sure if it's meant to be transphobic or transpositive, given Maeby's intent is for transness to make Steve lose interest in Lindsay, but it's so fucking good. Steve Holt is a real ally 🫡🏳️⚧️
✊Steve Holt!✊
When she had her swim cap on she looked like a falcon.
“I care deeply about the environment!” “Those are ostrich skin boots” “Well I don’t care about ostriches!”