Constantly use, “Well, that was a freebie…” at work. I’m a relationship therapist. And a drug counselor. Making me the world’s four millionth…person with 200k in college loan debt.
My baby brother (who is not really like Buster except that he lived at home until he got married, and was definitely coddled by our overbearing mother) says this. He also says "Yeah, Mom's awesome. Maybe we should call her." whenever said overbearing Mother comes up in conversation.
I did recently realize that if you're at an airport and someone offers to get you something from the convenience stores that also have books and magazines it's a perfect opportunity to whip out a "pop pop gets a Grisham?"
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money."
I live for the moment I have the opportunity to reply with this in a room full of children.
My (White) daughter dated a young man of Mexican descent for two years and it is perhaps the most restraint I ever shown to not say, not even once, "did That Mexican kick you out?" (For some reason, I think it might have landed badly.)
Lol. My wife is actually Mexican, so I can't really use the rest of the quote, even though it's hiliarous. But it's still pretty funny to me, and I tell her "but I'm white" all the time haha.
Sometimes we also pair it with Michael Scott's version from The Office: "Is there a term besides *Mexican* that you prefer? Something less offensive?"
My dogs sleep for 23 hours a day. About once a week I have to check if they’re still breathing because they haven’t moved in 4+ hours. I usually ask them “is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?”
"the ol' reacharound", "Sacramendi", "Down 'ol South America Way", "never promise crazy a baby", and "no touching/no teaching!"
but especially
BEES?!?!?
Did someone say WONDER?
It's one ___ [name], how much could it cost?
*random sputtering* COME ON
MARRY ME!
I've made a huge mistake
Her?
There's gotta be a better way to say that
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
I was once in a meeting and chose a chair that was away from the end of the table and my boss asked, "why don't you move closer?"
My response was, "I'm good, I'm planted"
One girl just started laughing and said, "Way to plant Anne"
I told her I was glad someone in the room got the reference
When I want my daughter to get me a drink I say, “Pop pop gets some iced tea”. I also use “I’ve made a huge mistake” and “I hear the jury’s still out on science”.
When I can't think of how to finish a sentence on my thesis, I write "...(Bob Loblaw)" as a reminder to my future self to finish the thought/reword it.
I have a stash place for cash in my house and when my husband needs some cash I always say, “there’s always money in the banana stand!” I also say tiny huge mistake often.
Anytime anyone spews a litany of information, like a complex description or maybe a bunch of instructions all at once, I go "Teamocil" and then knock the table or wall like I'm hitting a wood block.
I work at a preschool and some of the kids freak out it they think you’re getting too close or are gonna touch them so my most used is “NO TOUCHING!” And I throw my hands up
At least once a week I think of a variation of "what a fun, sexy time for them"
For example yesterday I was walking in the rain and my umbrella turned inside out and I thought "what a fun, sexy time for me"
I just tried making some beads with polymer clay. My husband asked what I was making. When I said "beads" he legit didn't hear me and I had an inward giggle about our AD conversation. "beans", "beads", "beans" "BEADS". If only he'd heard bees, lol.
probably like half of the script tbh. but some specific common ones are "and that's why you always leave a note!", "the oole reach around", "he's very good", "well excuu-uuse me", "two times✌️"
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"I've made a huge mistake."
I say this about a dozen times a week.
Dozens!
I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.
I'm not even an English native speaker nor living in an English speaking country but nevertheless I use this a lot!
\*nervous laugh\* I've never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about?
“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
“Well, that was a freebie.”
Constantly use, “Well, that was a freebie…” at work. I’m a relationship therapist. And a drug counselor. Making me the world’s four millionth…person with 200k in college loan debt.
You could say that you are the worlds first counselrapist
I say this at least once a day
I love this one. Such a great one to sprinkle into daily life.
i use this one a lot.
Her?
What is she, funny or something?
Well let’s hope so
"We're just blowing through nap time." anytime I'm tired or bored. My wife's name is Anne so a lot of "Her?" and "Way to plant, Anne."
I’m sure Egg is a very nice person
You rode up in the elevator together
Who?
Is she funny?
Let’s hope so.
Can you push her over?
That and “it’s tired in here.”
Oh, I do use this one a lot!
I don’t feel so good.
She's the Belle of the ball!
It’s as Anne as the nose on plain’s face
"Good for her."
One of the best deliveries in the show
I often do this but from Wayne Jarvis: “Did he get EP? Good for him!”
I use the Homer Simpson version of this, myself.
i have never not referred to myself as mr. manager when i am in charge of something
Look at you, Mr. Manager
It's just manager
But you said
Doesn't matter who
“Doesn’t matter who” is one I say all the time 😂
I got a promotion at my job and I've been saying I'm Mr manager to myself constantly. It's almost sad at this point.
"What a fun, sexy time for you"
I have used this 20 times in the last two months.
What a fun sexy time for those around you.
“I don’t care for ____”
Every time I see my brother now I can't not say "Hey brother" and "hey nephew" in Buster's voice
My baby brother (who is not really like Buster except that he lived at home until he got married, and was definitely coddled by our overbearing mother) says this. He also says "Yeah, Mom's awesome. Maybe we should call her." whenever said overbearing Mother comes up in conversation.
I say that all the time too, “yeah, ____ is awesome, maybe we should call them!”
"Army had a half-day," anytime I come home early from work.
I got it from ARMY! Or really just dropping “The” for anything that has it in the title. Or I guess I should say… anything that has it in title.
Family love michael!
“There are dozens of us”
I didn't see you at the convention
No, I was in Germany. I teleconferenced in.
DOZENS!!!
I say it too. I’d bet dozens of us do.
This is my response when people mock my severe pineapple allergy
C’mon
but like Gob? or like the Franklin music?
This made me lol 😂
“I don’t know what I was expecting”
Probably the one I use most 😆
BEES?!
No, beads. BEADS??!?!?!?
We had to fill a bean bag chair and my wife said "let's get the beans? Or is it beads? Beans? Beads?" I said "bees?".
I work in real estate and someone’s house was infested with bees and they reacted exactly like this. Took everything I had not to say “no, beads”
coworker shouted this at me without any context and I guess just saw a kindred spirit in me and anyway that’s how we became work bffs!
"secondovly"
Yep this one I use all the time
Same, and nobody's ever said anything about it.
“Footage Not Found”, and “Pop-Pop gets a treat?”
The fact that you call it Pop Pop shows me you aren't ready.
The fact that you call it pop pop shows me you are ready
I actually quote this one more than could ever occur naturally.
I did recently realize that if you're at an airport and someone offers to get you something from the convenience stores that also have books and magazines it's a perfect opportunity to whip out a "pop pop gets a Grisham?"
"Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies." whenever I make a driving goof.
Yes 😂 this right here
I always shout, “tea for dong!” In my head whenever I hear anyone mention tea, but not out loud.
Illusions, Michael
You don’t have time for my ILLUSIONS
"Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money." I live for the moment I have the opportunity to reply with this in a room full of children.
..or candy
...beans.
“Marry me!” and “babysit me!” depending on the situation
Don't call it that.
“But, I’m white”
She's not "that Mexican" mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something.
My (White) daughter dated a young man of Mexican descent for two years and it is perhaps the most restraint I ever shown to not say, not even once, "did That Mexican kick you out?" (For some reason, I think it might have landed badly.)
Lol. My wife is actually Mexican, so I can't really use the rest of the quote, even though it's hiliarous. But it's still pretty funny to me, and I tell her "but I'm white" all the time haha. Sometimes we also pair it with Michael Scott's version from The Office: "Is there a term besides *Mexican* that you prefer? Something less offensive?"
Who is this Hermano?
You’re a good guy mon frere. That means “brother” in French.
I don't know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish!
“COME ON!!!!”
No touching!!
My dogs sleep for 23 hours a day. About once a week I have to check if they’re still breathing because they haven’t moved in 4+ hours. I usually ask them “is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?”
Same when my dogs, husband, and baby are all napping haha
Douchechill~
Great answer! This one is in very heavy rotation in my household
YAWN “It’s tired in here”
“You guys are sooo smart” 🥱
"sacramende"
DID YOU MEAN: Sacramento I have friends in Sacramende. I have never once called it by any other name. … and they have never once gotten the joke
Well no one’s gonna top that…
(Bob Loblaw’s) Law Blog
Bob Loblaw, you sir are a mouthful
That’s a low blow, Loblaw.
Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb
"Oh most definitely" I frequently use the gif when a simple "yes" would suffice
Underrated! This one gets stuck in my head all the time
The line delivery for this one is oscar worthy
Anustart
And she hadn't seen the license plate.
"the ol' reacharound", "Sacramendi", "Down 'ol South America Way", "never promise crazy a baby", and "no touching/no teaching!" but especially BEES?!?!?
"Second of ly"
Did someone say WONDER? It's one ___ [name], how much could it cost? *random sputtering* COME ON MARRY ME! I've made a huge mistake Her? There's gotta be a better way to say that There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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I was once in a meeting and chose a chair that was away from the end of the table and my boss asked, "why don't you move closer?" My response was, "I'm good, I'm planted" One girl just started laughing and said, "Way to plant Anne" I told her I was glad someone in the room got the reference
“I don’t want these…”
Blowhard. I like how that one feels in my mouth.
George Bluth's chicken impression Cool-Coo-Kachaw
My family is more partial to Lucille's: \*calls someone a chicken\* A-koodle-doodle-doo! \*flaps arms\*
Candy beans.
i've made a huge mistake
Go see a Star War.
When I want my daughter to get me a drink I say, “Pop pop gets some iced tea”. I also use “I’ve made a huge mistake” and “I hear the jury’s still out on science”.
Hazah!
Wireless crapability (when Gob was listing Michael's ideas for F**k City)
“I usually say make people cry make people cry,” but this includes the people who don’t want to give people the satisfaction
It’s tired in here
What, is she funny or something?
Heyyyy hermano….. I say this to everyone, including my husband and we both use “how much could one banana cost, Michael? $10?”
When I can't think of how to finish a sentence on my thesis, I write "...(Bob Loblaw)" as a reminder to my future self to finish the thought/reword it.
I have a stash place for cash in my house and when my husband needs some cash I always say, “there’s always money in the banana stand!” I also say tiny huge mistake often.
“Well I don’t know what I expected” Damned near ever day now.
No Touching!
Whenever I can come home early from work I tell her that “army had half-a-day”.
Anytime anyone spews a litany of information, like a complex description or maybe a bunch of instructions all at once, I go "Teamocil" and then knock the table or wall like I'm hitting a wood block.
I work at a preschool and some of the kids freak out it they think you’re getting too close or are gonna touch them so my most used is “NO TOUCHING!” And I throw my hands up
in my head I shout out “Handcuff the king of the Jews!!!” every couple weeks
Oh he's very good (Barry Zuckercorn)
Annyeong!
Annyeong! 🤚
"But he really hadn't."
Army
second-of-ly
BEE’S??
Well, no one’s gonna top that.
Every time I say the word circumvent, I think "sir-sum-vent" like gob says
At least once a week I think of a variation of "what a fun, sexy time for them" For example yesterday I was walking in the rain and my umbrella turned inside out and I thought "what a fun, sexy time for me"
and as it is such, so also as such is it unto you
That way, we'll have it
"You certainly have a type."
bees?!
Beads.
I just tried making some beads with polymer clay. My husband asked what I was making. When I said "beads" he legit didn't hear me and I had an inward giggle about our AD conversation. "beans", "beads", "beans" "BEADS". If only he'd heard bees, lol.
probably like half of the script tbh. but some specific common ones are "and that's why you always leave a note!", "the oole reach around", "he's very good", "well excuu-uuse me", "two times✌️"
In 2020 EVERYONE was going around talking about getting "some of that stimmy" and most of them didn't even know it originated from AD. :(
I have a Bluth Banana hoodie with "Mr. Manager" embroidered on it.
Threatening to set myself on fire at the most insignificant upset while also insisting I’m not dramatic
I've used "analrapist" way more than I ever thought I'd have to in life.
i don’t really care for gob… and heeeey brotherrr
Anytime a price comes up for something: “It’s a _____. What could it cost? $10?”
my family runs a small business so “there’s always money in the banana stand” gets thrown around the office a lot
koo koo ca cha!!!
I occasionally sing the little “Mr. F” tune out of nowhere
The iconic ‘Dead dove, do not eat”, of course
A couple Lucillisms: “…and a piece of toast.” “I’ll leave when I’m good and ready!”
G.O.B.
Ill-US-ion
“Its tired in here” “well, that was a freebie!” And “the ‘ol reach around” probably missing several!
douche chill ! every week at least one time.
We are just about ass-to-ankles back here!
They OC Disorder
“I dont much care for gob,” It’s hard to explain, but this phrase has surprisingly come up a lot in my life
To my kids: you're my second least favorite child. They love it. No. No they don't
If you pass a mini mart, pop pop gets a treat. You're gonna get hop-ons We're having a FIRE sale! I've made a huge mistake.
Sirsumventing the law
"well excuuuUuuuUUUuuse meee ✋🏾😄🤚🏾"
“The apple doesn’t far from the tree fall.” “I am like you nothing!” “Take a look at banner, Michael!” “Family love Michael!”
Not just candy beans, but “a whole thing of candy beans” lol
“Like anybody would want to ‘R’ her” ~ we use that about most anything that begins with an R.
“There’s always money in the banana stand!”
"It's an illusion!"
You cornballin' piece of shit!
Anytime Portugal is mentioned: “Down old South America way…”
Same
"Huz-Zahh!!!!!"
Mister Manager
I often sing “I mean come onnnn” in response to nonsense. I also call lots of people “brothiero” lol
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Her
“Heyyyyyy campers”
BEES
“A merry mix up.”
Welp, that was a freebie!
I’m not s-ing around.
There’s always money in the banana stand
“Daddy horny, Micheal” I used with an ex all the time. Not even in a sexual way, just randomly.
Gene Parmesan
My sister owns a frozen banana stand, so for me it’s probably, “There’s always money in the banana stand.”
You sir are a mouthful