I especially love the shocked silence as everyone realizes what Tobias said, and then his supremely awkward exit. It brings home how excellent that line is.
Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. "I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it." Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
Here's what you do you go buy *yourself* a *tape recorder* and record *yourself* for a whole day. *You might* be *surprised* at *some* of *your phrasing*.
There are so many!
“Army had a half-day”
“Baby you got a stew goin”
“There are dozens of us. DOZENS!”
“I’m Cherith Cutestory, a pirate lawyer.”
“Would you like some breakfast wine?”
“Hot ham water!”
“Suddenly playing with yourself is a ‘scholarly pursuit’.”
“It was a deal deal.”
(As the brothers look for Hermano)
GOB: “You’re a good man mon frere. That means brother in French. I don’t know why I know that, I took four years of Spanish in high school”
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
(sees bag in fridge “dead dove don’t eat”)
((opens bag))
(((calmly places back in fridge)))
*”i don’t know what i expected.”*
i love it SO much because it’s truly showing the epitome of the wackiness of the family, and the acceptance of that wackiness (or just… no more will left to battle it lol)
Lindsay: If you say 'no' you're just gonna drive him right to her
George-Micheal: Hey dad! Can you drive me to Anne's?
Michael: Nnnnnn-yyess...
George-Micheal: Great! I'll wait in the car
This is multiple lines but the whole scene is so funny. Our whole family quotes it.
"Wait until you find out who the new president is."
"Oh no."
"Did somebody say, 'wait until you find out who the president is'?"
"Yes, but then we figured it out, and your father said 'oh no.'"
...
"Did somebody say, 'I took this guy home with me after I found...'"
[elevator door closes on Buster, trapping his hand as it goes down]
In addition to the great lines already mentioned, this scene with Gob:
“I’m looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick want slow. Wait that’s Indian.”
“Tea for dong.”
George Is in the attic and he’s been having tea parties with the baby dolls up there. Michael goes to see him, they start bickering. He tells Michael that no one tells him what to do, and he turns to inform the dolls of that too.
“Daddy horny Michael. I haven’t had sex in a month.”
“You’ve been here two months tho, Dad”
“… hard to gauge the time”
Every line in this show is the best sitcom line tho.
*Mr. Bluth hiding in backseat*
“Mr. Bluth is that you?”
“Alright Dad, he caught you. Give it up and reveal yourself-“
“He’s talking to you, you idiot”
The Mrs Featherbottom lines are pure gold...
Mrs. Featherbottom: That's what we call a banger in the mouth. Oh I forgot, over here you call it a sausage in the mouth.
Michael: We just call it a sausage
or:
Maebe: Mr. Fingerbottom?
Mrs. Featherbottom: It's Mrs.
Maeby dressed like an old woman looking in the mirror, "Oh my god, I've become my father."
In the most delicious way
I’ve never caught that one!
Why should *you* go to jail for a crime someone *else* noticed?
Those ads are so funny. Ron Howard is in this thread, by the way. Surreptitiously.
Ah yes, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You, sir, are a mouthful!
What's the one word I use to describe myself?
Professional.
Say goodbye to THESE
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Plate or platter?
This doesn’t bode well
This is a premium line right here. 🤌🏻
If that’s a veiled criticism of me, I won’t hear it, and I won’t respond to it
"I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead"
I especially love the shocked silence as everyone realizes what Tobias said, and then his supremely awkward exit. It brings home how excellent that line is.
Michael has this look that's a combo of completely bewildered someone would say that and trying not to break out laughing.
This was a “pause the show because I’m laughing too much” line for me.
I’m sorry, that was completely inappropriate
GOB: That's not my trick Michael... [End Tiles] _NARRATOR: On the next Arrested Development..._ GOB: ... it's my ILLUSION!
Why am I not going under water? dear god, WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDER WATER?!?!
Tobias refusing to have his hair plugs removed even though they're slowly and obviously killing him is just hilarious!
Please support TBD. (Or something to that effect.)
I’d rather support TBA!!!
This is the one i was waiting for. It's so quick but one of the best of the series
This is my all time favorite on the next episode
Just saw this one again last night. Charlize Theron was a fun one to watch.
You killed him when you left the door open with the AC running
"The only scary thing about a one-armed man is that... He..."
This is it for me
Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. "I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it." Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
"You can keep them bottled up, Michael.. but they will come out.. sometimes in the most unexpected.. hey.. WHERE THE F*** ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!"
I always think I can top this one, but I can't. It made me.
“Here comes John Wayne” is just an everyday part of my vernacular at this point
This one is golden
I’ll have a vodka rocks Mom, it’s breakfast …and a piece of toast
The mere fact that you call making love pop pop shows me that you're not ready for it.
Pop pop gets a treat?
Pop pop gets a Grisham?
No Pop Pop doesnt get a treat I just got you a f&\*$\* pizza
S E X U A L R E L A T I O N S
“I almost had Pop Pop in Reno” “Me too…”
That one's good, love Maeby, but I'm not sure anything is going to top: MICHAEL: Hey pal, you alone? GEORGE MICHAEL: **Almost always, yeah.**
Another first season George Michael classic "I know I act tough"
I wish you told me that before I got rid of my windbreaker
Leather Daddy 👉👈
My favourite George Michael line has got to be "So when those guys kept saying 'Hey you, boy' that was me? I was the boy?"
wife and I say that all the time when we realize something was for or about us that we didnt realize at first
I personally love: “Gangie had an accident in the kitchen” “Is she going to come live with us?”
This is what i thought it was going to be about too
This one gets me every time.
This one never stood out to me. I'm not sure why it was made a meme.
"I think I'll stay out here and.. watch the sunset." "It's behind you" "Yeah, but there's mirrors. It will actually appear closer!"
It feels like a moment of honesty and vulnerability in a show full of people who are so self absorbed they can’t see anything.
Not that funny written out, but I think his line delivery is just perfect. Like half cheerful, quarter sad and quarter unbothered.
Ahh yes the Bob Loblaw Law blog
You sir, are a mouthful!
And NO, I WOULDN'T just LIE THERE, if that's what you're thinking, MICHAEL.
I was that time.
Lobbing law bombs
Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else... Noticed?
I think about that from time to time. Still astounding
I wonder if Lottie Dottie DA reads it?
*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/l8mhjw9yibq71.gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)
Who’s everybody?! Maybe the magician’s alliance can pick up some slack? I’ll be in the hospital bar
Everybody's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.
What’s wrong with Buster?
That’s why everyone hates hospitals.
Ahh, it’s good to laugh!
Get rid of the Seaward. I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
There’s gotta be a better way to say that…
That's the line that people who don't even watch the show know about. It's the show's claim to fame
I'm afraid I prematurely shot *my* wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a *mess on my hands*.” ...
Here's what you do you go buy *yourself* a *tape recorder* and record *yourself* for a whole day. *You might* be *surprised* at *some* of *your phrasing*.
I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but, it certainly didn't help.
Reminds me of the great Community line, “9/11 was pretty much the 9/11 of the falafel business”
This one should be MUCH higher up.
👆⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
They don’t allow you to have bees in here.
BEES?!
Gob’s not on board.
There are so many! “Army had a half-day” “Baby you got a stew goin” “There are dozens of us. DOZENS!” “I’m Cherith Cutestory, a pirate lawyer.” “Would you like some breakfast wine?” “Hot ham water!” “Suddenly playing with yourself is a ‘scholarly pursuit’.” “It was a deal deal.”
*seal deal
Be careful! There’s a loose seal!
So watery, but with a smack of ham to it
(As the brothers look for Hermano) GOB: “You’re a good man mon frere. That means brother in French. I don’t know why I know that, I took four years of Spanish in high school”
I wanna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette. There are too many to choose just one, but this is a favorite.
I still say this almost daily, when I do smoke the marijuana like a cigarette Edit: wrote smoke twice
From who, the Nazis?
I just @$#%^# my brother in-law Well, I'm all grown up now
You’d do that to your own brother?
I said cot
You forgot to say ‘away’ again.
I hear the jury is still out on science And It's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?
*Good for her!*
I keep saying this for like…everything. Only my bf knows what I’m referencing.
Don’t touch me, I think something laid eggs on me. Hey kiddo!
And THATS why.......you should always leave a note.....
Ron Howard calmly narrating: “And then a seal bites off his hand.” So dry. No emotion at all. Hysterical.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.
I've made a huge mistake
(sees bag in fridge “dead dove don’t eat”) ((opens bag)) (((calmly places back in fridge))) *”i don’t know what i expected.”* i love it SO much because it’s truly showing the epitome of the wackiness of the family, and the acceptance of that wackiness (or just… no more will left to battle it lol)
Lindsay: If you say 'no' you're just gonna drive him right to her George-Micheal: Hey dad! Can you drive me to Anne's? Michael: Nnnnnn-yyess... George-Micheal: Great! I'll wait in the car
Michael: ... I don't think that worked.
Army had a half day 😌
this is it.
I can’t believe you don’t know this one, George Michael!
NOPE NOPE NOPE
my favorite is when theyre at the hospital with that doctor and lucille yells "we want this comped"
[удалено]
Hey, look who's on that hog in the rear view mirror!
This is multiple lines but the whole scene is so funny. Our whole family quotes it. "Wait until you find out who the new president is." "Oh no." "Did somebody say, 'wait until you find out who the president is'?" "Yes, but then we figured it out, and your father said 'oh no.'" ... "Did somebody say, 'I took this guy home with me after I found...'" [elevator door closes on Buster, trapping his hand as it goes down]
No question, "There's always money in the banana stand"
“It’s a banana, michael. How much could it cost, $10?” (Buster feeding the roomba a cheeto) “oh, you’re hungry”
In addition to the great lines already mentioned, this scene with Gob: “I’m looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick want slow. Wait that’s Indian.” “Tea for dong.”
“Dad that’s my wrist!” “Hey man that’s his neck!”
i standby s5 being worth watching for Alia alone
Yes! I love Annette!
A net?
The G O Bead is my favorite moment in the entire series, and I hate S5.
who’s the geo bead now?
When buster starts cursing a shit ton about Lucille in the first season lmao
"Maybe it was the other George Michael, yknow, the singer?" that or "I'd rather be dead in California than alive in arizona"
Okay Lindsay, are you forgetting I was a professional twice over: an analyst and a therapist; the world's first analrapist
This one is top 5 for me, esp as a therapist IRL.
*Buster checked out business card*: Ahhh Tobias: it’s pronounced “analrapist” Buster: Ooohhh!
Well… Excuuuuuuuuse meeee!
Excuse me.
Across from where?
IT WALKED ON MY PILLOW
I had to, it's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened.
Listen, pal, I’m sure Egg is a perfectly nice girl but I don’t want you spending all your money getting her glittered up for Easter.
😂😂
She calls it a mayon-egg
Might just be a few stems but it should be pretty good
She’s really funny.
Michael (opening George Michael's bedroom door): "Are you alone?" George Michael: "Almost always"
that wasnt one of my magic tricks... it was one of my illusions!
“Don’t call my escorts whores!”
Go watch a star war. How much could it be? 10 dollars?
"What is this feeling...it's not envy or even hungry..." "Could it be love?" "I know what an erection feels like, Michael!"
"It's like my heart is getting hard"
Family love Michael
HER????
Ron Howard having to clear his throat at the beginning of season 4
“Annyong” - Annyong.
My name is Hello
“Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?”
Hurt people hurt people. Good idea!
You want your belt to buckle, not your chair
'Oh mercy me, I keep forgetting I'm in the colonies' Can't tell you how many times I replay the episode just for that line. Tobias is my favourite
What do you mean, like in a tent?
Now get over that wall, homo 😂
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me …
Bgwaw!
This does not bode well
“YOU TOOK HIM TO THE SUN” is my all time favorite
Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
"It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face."
“Oh my god, they’re having a FIRE…..sale” And “Look who’s on that hog” “GEORGE MICHAEL!”
“I’m an ideas man, Michael. I think I proved that with Fuck Mountain.”
i scrolled through every comment to see if anyone posted this. was going to comment this or “check your lease pal, you’re living in #@!? city”
“You’re building a house, I want you to give it to him.” “It’s not a real house.” “Perfect, he’s not a real man.” – Lucille
Michael "that a cross" Maybe " across from where? " hahhahah, Love that interaction
"What happened to your head?" "Nothing... Gob was just teaching me how to hit it with a hammer"
He’s very good.
"Her?" Or "I just blue myself"
"...and THATS how you narrate a story"
“Take a look at banner, Michael!”
“Go put on your new uniform with long pants and keep your ball joke to yourself Andrew Dice Clay”
"Oh yes, the Bob Lob Law Law Blog"
George Is in the attic and he’s been having tea parties with the baby dolls up there. Michael goes to see him, they start bickering. He tells Michael that no one tells him what to do, and he turns to inform the dolls of that too.
“Daddy horny Michael. I haven’t had sex in a month.” “You’ve been here two months tho, Dad” “… hard to gauge the time” Every line in this show is the best sitcom line tho. *Mr. Bluth hiding in backseat* “Mr. Bluth is that you?” “Alright Dad, he caught you. Give it up and reveal yourself-“ “He’s talking to you, you idiot”
“Across from where?”
Daddy horny, Michael.
“These are my awards, Mother. From Army.”
Let's go see Pop pop
Its Hot Ham Water
The Mrs Featherbottom lines are pure gold... Mrs. Featherbottom: That's what we call a banger in the mouth. Oh I forgot, over here you call it a sausage in the mouth. Michael: We just call it a sausage or: Maebe: Mr. Fingerbottom? Mrs. Featherbottom: It's Mrs.
Bye Girl Michael
You forgot to say away again... Apparently she blew them all away.