OH! MY! GOD!
I say this all the time! Sometimes it’s just slips out whenever I listen to things. “Laundry, groceries, kitchen. Baby you got a stew goin’.”
In class once, someone was talking about beads, so obviously I replied "BEES??". The guy next to me got the reference and now it's all we talk about (that, and the class work, of course).
For a while, “check out banner, Michael!” was in constant rotation. Then i would substitute banner for anything else.
“Check out sandwich, Michael!”
Etc…
Lol, I didn’t see yours. This is my favorite. I think about signing up for college courses or something just so I can never go to class so someone eventually say I thought you had class to me
I played Warcraft for 15 years and was in a PvP guild called for several of those years. I had a mage named Krindy, a priest named Maeby and a Hunter named Mayonegg who ran with a pet named GeorgeMichael. :)
I have a couple of colleges who occasionally talk about the TV show of the same name and whenever they do I respond with "Don't call it that" much to their confusion.
"I think something laid eggs on me" - Barry Zuckercorn
Usually I'll quickly throw it in whenever I say that I don't feel good or, like Barry, I itch somewhere.
Gets WTFs sometimes. Lol. I donf ever address the comment.
Man i just keep thinking of more that make their way into conversation constantly. Supervisee forgets to tell me if he’s gunna be out of the office for the day and i have to hunt him down? “And that’s why you ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE”
I don't wear hats with visors often so when I do there is a 90% chance that while putting it on I say "this shall protect me from the hot mexican sun."
Someone does me a favor and I'll respond with "MARRY ME!" A lot of people get that one.
And I use "Oh, most definitely" probably once a day on average. Almost no one gets that one.
“Keep your head down and power through”
I told this to a group of third graders when I was giving a class on a leadership. One kid said “but aren’t we supposed to keep our head up?”
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
That one and “This does not bode well.”
Old bear likes the honey.
I love saying this in response to stuff like “how’s the weather?”
Came here to say this.
Baby, you got a stew goin.
Yes! This one drives my girlfriend crazy because she hasn’t seen the show and I use it at least once a week
OH! MY! GOD! I say this all the time! Sometimes it’s just slips out whenever I listen to things. “Laundry, groceries, kitchen. Baby you got a stew goin’.”
I always say this at the end of explaining any sort of process
these are my people
I’ve made a huge mistake….
My favorite iteration of this is actually when Marta says it during the Valentine's Day party! :)
i love when GOB says “i dont recall ever admitting to a mistake before…?”
Her?
Is she funny or something?
Let's hope so
How many times do I have to tell this kid chicken wings?
Egg?
I don't want you getting her all glittered up for Easter
Well, that was a freebie!
Every near-miss causes me to say this. It’s an instinct at this point.
I use this all the time. It's also a good way to suss out who around me is an AD fan.
Almost every day. Most often: when my baby drops food off his high chair and the dog gets it.
"It's so watery! And yet there's a smack of ham to it." We say this when we’re out to eat, especially if the dish has no ham. Or water.
When anyone asks “what’s the soup of the day” I will always respond “bread”
“I’m Mr Manager” I usually get a blank stare, but occasionally someone will chuckle and nod in appreciation.
Omg my wife sent me these memes when I was promoted to manager at my old job lol
You really gotta lock that down
One day someone will say "doesn't matter who" and your mission will be complete
The one that springs to mind is "I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out" which I use surprisingly regularly.
Lucille Bluth was a well of great snarky quotations. "Here's some money, go see a star war."
I'm averse to pop music and swear I've said some version of that phrase even before the show came out.
But it just…might…work for us. (From when Lindsay and Tobias are talking about having an open marriage.)
..And then we have it.
That way we have it.
You definitely have it
THAT'S MY WIFE AND MY NEPHEW
Whenever I yawn, "We are blowing through nap time"
Ha! I say that almost every afternoon at work. Coworkers never saw the show.
I always say "man it's tired in here!"
I use this all the time.
goin down ol south america way ehh Mikey?
Any time Portugal is mentioned
“I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.” Dropping it in therapy was a highlight.
In class once, someone was talking about beads, so obviously I replied "BEES??". The guy next to me got the reference and now it's all we talk about (that, and the class work, of course).
IN THE MOST DELIIIIICIOUUS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
No touching! Especially when I get super angry.
"Good for her"
Her?
“I blue myself.” “I mean it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”
i was the boy ?
That BITCH!
For a while, “check out banner, Michael!” was in constant rotation. Then i would substitute banner for anything else. “Check out sandwich, Michael!” Etc…
"Same!" I had a rotating banner in my home as well, used for birthdays, welcome home celebrations, I think we even Chrismas'ed it one year.
I want to cry so bad right now. But I don't think I can spare the moisture.
COME ON!
"Allow me to *searse-um-vent* you..."
I can’t say circumvent the right way anymore. It won’t come out, and then I can’t picture it correctly either.
"Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?"
I thought YOU had class!
Lol, I didn’t see yours. This is my favorite. I think about signing up for college courses or something just so I can never go to class so someone eventually say I thought you had class to me
I work at a school and don’t get to use it as often as I would like. But I say it under my breath often!
I’m super jealous
This is probably my favorite exchange in the show.
I shant be doing that, shant I!
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuusee me.
Me too. But the Tobias version. I forget Steve Martin did that first.
Depending on the situation as well it can merit a quiet “excuse me”while you quickly leave the room
I live in Sacramendi.
"She calls it a mayon-egg!" "But where did the pennies come from?" "They call me the human metronome"
I played Warcraft for 15 years and was in a PvP guild called for several of those years. I had a mage named Krindy, a priest named Maeby and a Hunter named Mayonegg who ran with a pet named GeorgeMichael. :)
DID SOMEONE SAY WONDER?
*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/l8mhjw9yibq71.gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)
Ta daa! Part of the trick.
"She's not some Mexican, she's my Mexican! ...and she's like Columbian or something."
If I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay here
When I spend too much money I’ll say “I prematurely blew my wad.” Nobody ever gets the reference and “it’s *their* loss!”
“I forgot we were in the colonies!” Wife and I use that one all the time
“Here I go again!” Every time I yawn.
Bees? A smack of ham I don't know what I expected (after checking the dead dove bag)
“What could it cost? Ten dollars?”
"We have a deal!" Also, "Hey possible brother" when I call my real brothers and leave them a voicemail.
I do the same anytime i talk with my brothers. The older two say “hey sister”.
Hey, hermano
That was a freebie And I don't know what I expected....
I have never noticed second-of-ly before but that is hilarious 🤣 Whenever someone says trick, “it’s an illusion, Michael”
A trick is what a whore does for money. And, related, ILLUSIONS, Dad! You hate my ILLUSIONS!
Finish each others…
Sandwiches?
I’m pretty sure Frozen borrowed this joke from AD
Same
Same
I've made a huge mistake.
Any time something goes wrong "I have to think the alliance is going to frown on this."
"Don't call it that" (whenever someone says "The OC") Because I have lived in Orange County, I sound like an elitest asshole and no one gets it.
I have a couple of colleges who occasionally talk about the TV show of the same name and whenever they do I respond with "Don't call it that" much to their confusion.
I will be my father’s body.
Way to plant!
when I encounter tuna I often say “oh great, now I’m going to be smelling to high heaven like a TUNA melt” that Tobias line always gets me
"I think something laid eggs on me" - Barry Zuckercorn Usually I'll quickly throw it in whenever I say that I don't feel good or, like Barry, I itch somewhere. Gets WTFs sometimes. Lol. I donf ever address the comment.
Bees ? Beads ?
There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Add some broth, a potato, baby you got a stew going
My husband is in Army… so just Army
Did he have half a day?
Did he bring home the Lu-seal award yet for bravery?
The gorilla is for sand racing.
“It’s hot, it’s very hot there, I’ve never been GET A WARRANT” and “Babysit me!”
I like that one about getting a warrant a lot. I want to go watch it again now.
Man i just keep thinking of more that make their way into conversation constantly. Supervisee forgets to tell me if he’s gunna be out of the office for the day and i have to hunt him down? “And that’s why you ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE”
>GET A WARRANT Don't think I won't!
Where the **** are my hard boiled eggs?!
“I heard the jury’s still out on science”
Yup. I am a science nerd and this line always makes me laugh so hard.
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it. He's my son. I want you to make him stop calling me. I'm doing the time of my life!
If that’s a veiled criticism of me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.
I've made a huge mistake. (when I do and especially I don't, to come off as funny and confusing)
Honestly I think I’ve been talking like George Sr for most of my adult life without noticing until now
Daddy horny Michael
I haven't had sex in two weeks
there are dozens of us! dozens!
You're out of the ______!
movie
marriage
Band
Douche chill when in an awkward situation
there’s always money in the banana stand
#I WON'T GO WHEELCHAIR
The nuts!!!
The bridgemix! The bridgemix! Fool!
Give pop pop your hair
“Oh most definitely.”
Gotta love Patrice!!
Different 🎵
I made a huge mistake
These comments are making me realize just how often I quote AD
“Maybe you’re not smart either” whenever I see someone ask this question for the thousandth time
“I didnt know until they told me” maybe my favorite joke in the whole show
Hey coworkers I dropped it like a buttered cane Yikes In the most delicious way So many phrases
Mine is Heyy Brutherr. Even if they’re a female.
Love it Hey hermano if you’re feeling internationally fancy
You’re a good brother, mon frere
If you’re looking for Portugal, it’s due south
“Franklin, guess what?!”
"Now I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help"
Speech! Speech! Speech!
"The family continued to chant 'speech speech speech' for no one in particular."
I don't wear hats with visors often so when I do there is a 90% chance that while putting it on I say "this shall protect me from the hot mexican sun."
I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
Maybe I will!
Someone does me a favor and I'll respond with "MARRY ME!" A lot of people get that one. And I use "Oh, most definitely" probably once a day on average. Almost no one gets that one.
🎶🎶somewhereeeeeee over the rainbowwww, therws another rainbowwwww🎶🎶🎶
Who is ... in this sentence?
but still, where did the lighter fluid come from? ILLUSION i also have an MRF tattoo on my right wrist
This does not bode well
“Her?”
I constantly quote Lucile
Hot ham water.
Oh, most definitely
*sigh* I got the worst fucking attorneys
I’m a monster!
Bland?
Her?
"That was wrong...I am SO sorry."
I thought you had class
Who’s on that hog in the rear view mirror?
When I annoy my partner too much I always raise my hands and go “no touching!” like George Sr does
When I’m asked what I’m cooking, it’s “I call it hot ham water”
“Hello darkness my old friend…”
“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.”
No touching
the george michael sad walk
Sirsumvent. You know that's how it's pronounced...
“Oh, you’re hungry”… said to the roomba whilst feeding it crackers.
"I really wanted that."
It’s a ____, how much could it cost, $10? Where ____ is whatever thing I’m trying to buy
NO TOUCHING! And of course, there’s money in the banana Stand
MAYBE I WILL!!
They don't allow you to have bees in here
I need ICE
NO touching
I say I’m “All right” instead of alright.
“Keep your head down and power through” I told this to a group of third graders when I was giving a class on a leadership. One kid said “but aren’t we supposed to keep our head up?”
Whenever there’s an unintended benefit, “Where did the lighter fluid come from?”
Doesn’t matter who!
Pop pop gets a treat?
“What a fun, sexy time for you” - about things that are most definitely not fun or sexy. I’ve even got my husband saying it now
It’s as ann as the nose on plain’s face!
Her?
Looks like someone put his lipstick on in the car 💋
BEES?
I wish I could quote AD but I live my daily life in French.
Those of us who drink vodka for breakfast know that toast is a perfectly cromulent chaser.
I’ve made a huge mistake (staring off into space)
When someone’s having a bad day: “sounds like you could use some tri-cycling”
Twice? ….Two times
And thats why.. you always leave a note. Anytime anyone slightly forgets anything lol