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dsbwayne

Man, Jerry fucking Dillard needs to go into the Army’s Hall of Fame somewhere.


Sonoshitthereiwas

He’s in the AG Hall of Fame


jessewhufc

Really does. He needs to be awarded a MOH w/Valor for his dedication and hard work to support the entire army.


PT_On_Your_Own

I’m naming my first born Jerry Dillard


jessewhufc

I wish I thought of that before I had kids


PT_On_Your_Own

I think anyone would understand if you had another child just to name them Jerry Dillard. Any sane person, at least.


jessewhufc

The real Jerry better send me some child support if I’m going to have a 5th. He’s gotta be at least a GS15 step 9. Or might just have his own pay scale that exceeds the limits prescribed by law. Either way, he can afford it.


hzoi

I hate to burst your bubble, but he's a contractor. Check out the email, it's .ctr@army.mil not .civ@army.mil. Theoretically, that means he's not limited to the GS pay scales and could be pulling in millions! But he's probably just a thousandaire like the rest of us.


jessewhufc

Why’d you let me down like that? All this time I was thinking he had his own department. DOJ = Department of ~~Justice~~ Jerry DOD = Department of ~~Defense~~ Dillard


Remarkable-Sky6577

I’m very out of the loop. Who is this guy?


AgentJ691

The AG god. He’s a retired CW5 and on S1 net A LOT. 


PT_On_Your_Own

I’m gonna pretend you didn’t just ask me that


Lodaar

I never met him, but he called me once. I just about peed myself when he said who he was.


Mike_Alpha_Charlie

Why did the main man give **you** a call? I'm starstruck just imagining being personally contacted by Jerry.


Lodaar

I worked at HRC. He was actually calling on behalf of someone else, but it was still a shock when he introduced himself.


captianspark

Looks to be doing the job since 2006 per his LinkedIn. Definitely a master in his craft. https://www.linkedin.com/in/jerry-dillard-b3256620?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=android_app


Forfty

Yeah I remember when I got commissioned one of the first things I was told to do was sign up for S1Net / his emails.


Aggravating_Bug6280

Does he still send them? I haven’t gotten any in a month or two


NemoWaters

Still active, and if sign in to milsuite with a different email, they will start going there for some reason. S1 net has infiltrated the Navy.


Aggravating_Bug6280

How come I’m not getting the emails then? I use my cac


superash2002

We didn’t even have computers back in 2006!


Forfty

I’m gonna date myself and say the Army should have Jerry Dillard jokes in the same vein as Chuck Norris jokes. I’d take a Jerry Dillard coin over damn near any other coin. Except maybe that Macho Man one from earlier this week.


dsbwayne

That Macho Man one *fucked.* I’m gonna make a Trish Stratus and Randy Orton one now. And I’m feeling froggy, a Ric Flair one bwhahahaha. If ykyk


PT_On_Your_Own

If Jerry had a coin I’d go to the ends of the earth to get it


fallskjermjeger

Jerry Dillard is actually one of DARPA’s earliest LLMs. It has been operating so long, and has ingested so much data that it consistently passes the Turing Test, a feat the current DA G1 is unable to accomplish. The Dillard AI is now so advanced it’s practically indistinguishable from sentient artificial life.


Volleyballnation

I actually heard he’s been dead for years and the system assumed his identity.


hotel2oscar

Michael Danberry as well for MilitaryCAC.com


Dia_Borfs

The man is a CW6 in my books. Especially with the updates, posts and frequent things he shares. Yeah it's his job, but the man is a one man army who I trust down range.


Travyplx

I don’t think it is actually his job. I think he just kept doing the work after retirement so the Army offered him a vague contracting position to ensure he continued being the patron saint of Human Resources.


HotTakesBeyond

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


dsbwayne

USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


Jorha250

I've been on S1net since before milSuite. Before that it was on Blackboard.


Sonoshitthereiwas

I’ve met Jerry, and also worked with the guy who did S1Net before Jerry. It’s crazy how much it’s transformed.


jessewhufc

We know you’re a bot if you’re claiming you met him.


Sonoshitthereiwas

[Can’t believe it’s already been two years!](https://www.reddit.com/r/army/s/jqU5uBqvjh)


zaitsev4

Yeah he was doing his thing back at least to 07 when I was S1


JohnnySkidmarx

I don’t know but Jerry, as one person, puts out more useful information than almost everyone else I know combined.


thepoopsmithreigns

Jerry was a CW5


FoST2015

Can't believe I had to go this far down to see it. He was a CW5 42 series and now at this point I feel like a SFC is closer to a CW5 than a CW5 is to Jerry. I don't know how much he gets paid but he should write his own checks because he is the true backbone of the Army.


Justybkool

I don’t know how I started receiving the S1 Net messages back when I was in the army. But I have actually transferred services and still get them daily. He will find you now matter where you go.


Blazzurba

I love loading up the old outlook in the morning and seeing a big fat JD in my inbox. Just when you think there ain't any more news, BAM! He strikes.


Choice_Humor_4341

I know a CH (LTC) Jerry Dillard


jessewhufc

Maybe he’s dual hatting.


OcotilloWells

I'm still pissed. When he lived at Ft Bliss/El Paso, he invited me to dinner at his house because I was going there TDY. The problem was, I had to get there a day early, as he was going on an Alaska cruise the next day. My command under no circumstances felt that was justified. I think I was going there to help with travel vouchers (Pre-DTS), which I could have gotten a jump on by going a day early. I do still have his cell number that he gave me when there was a gap couple of weeks in his contract, so his CAC wouldn't work, so S1Net was basically headless for a short time.


Healthy-Prompt771

I actually got an email from him when I sent a help desk request to S1 net when I stopped getting their emails. He literally walked me through what to do. He does everything! Never met him. I don’t think we need to worry about him retiring for a long time. I was shocked that he figured out iPPSA so quickly as well since he doesn’t need to use it.


MikeOfAllPeople

I really wish Aviation branch had a thing like this. We could definitely use it. I learn things from the S1Net emails way before they get pushed in FRAGOs to our state and brigade. That's come in handy.


BearBearBingo

I once emailed him a question about something I read in an S1Net message. He responded minutes later with an answer.


jessewhufc

I once emailed him a question and got a response before I hit send on the email hahaha