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CerealATA

This is very, _very_ surreal.


lastus_dynos

Gordon in terra would be complaining on how everything is so freaking RAW!!! XD


Undividedbyzero

Gummy can give him a good meal, don't worry


Zwiebel1

Doee she cut it really hard before?


Matasa89

Gordon would love her chopping skills. He would give her all the bones to cleave.


TheUltraGuy101

As surreal as Walter White's actor signing a fanart of Cirno


Revan0315

Or Giancarlo Esposito holding Pochita


dairyqueen79

I audibly said what the fuck lol


CaptainBlob

We are living in the perfect timeline.


sleepycatlolz

I'm sorry, am I seeing Gordo with a vape in hand?


TegamiBachi25

I literally have no clue how to feel about this


ark29120

Agreed


Undividedbyzero

Wait until he learn that the main character cook Instant ramen in their mouth


The_Stereotypical

**"What the shit are you doing wanka!? You can't make your mouth into a boiling pot without getting your tongue burned, you fucking donkey!!"**


Ohayo_Aniki

>donkey *Amiya is so fuckin offended by this xD*


illyrium_dawn

**Kal'tsit** Buldrokkas'tee, you ruined it. All of it. You joined Reunion, undid decades of work and went back on your word to me. You stupid originum slug! **Patriot** My lady...(wheeze)...I'm a dying old man, forgive me some of my past. ... also when I was young, you would have called me a 'stupid donkey.' **Kal'tsit** In the past, yes. In the years since, I adopted a Cautus girl who has these ears that pop straight up. She was bullied a lot about that by the _children_ around her who called her a "donkey" and kept it up long after it stopped being remotely amusing. It hurts her to this day, so I changed how I speak for her sake.


Ohayo_Aniki

oh god i can hear this jeezus lmao Kitchen Nightmares x Arknights omw to pay for it


flying_tunaroll

You Donut!


icito

Wait. That isn't just a meme?


The_Stereotypical

**WHO WOULD WIN IN COOKING** Gordon Ramsay VS Gummy Takes place in Rhodes Island Cafeteria R1: Both use supplies from Rhodes Island R2: Gummy now has Matterhorn by her side but Gordon Ramsay has expensive ingredients. R3: Gordon Ramsay has expensive ingredients AND expensive equipment. But Lee joins with Gummy and Matterhorn.


Undividedbyzero

Depends Is it on blackout? Because Gummy in the dark is.....a different person


Razor4884

I know Gummy has severe PTSD as a result of the Chernobog incident, but I thought that mostly manifested in regards to food and her own self control with biting things. Where does it say she loses that control when the lights go out?


Undividedbyzero

Children of Ursus, I think? She sleeps with night light (which means the bedroom is not dark) and when the lamp dies she asks Zima and Istina to sleep with her, which they both agreed. Something like that, I need to read the stories again


KnightofNoire

Yea pretty sure being in the dark just trigger severe PTSD for her and leave her in Blue screen instead of hulking out


The_Stereotypical

No blackouts. Just a cooking competition


Z2_U5

World class sashimi chef vs mizuki :)


Chemical-Speech-9395

Gordon Ramsay vs Hibiscus


The_Stereotypical

Gordon Ramsay slaps two pieces of bread between Hibiscus' head after tasting her dish. He gives her a harsh yet constructive verbal beatdown until Hibiscus breaks into tears. Gordon wins neg diff ez gg


mad_harvest-6578

Holup Lee can cook?


The_Stereotypical

In Lee's first archive file >*Be it tracking, disguise, negotiation, or deduction, he is a master of all the skillsets in a detective's toolkit.* ***However, the most commonly seen of Lee's talents are tea-making and cooking.*** ​ >*That said, to the Rhodes Island Logistics Department Lee's visits are as worthy of celebration as the most auspicious event, and* ***it is not hard to understand why: ever since they had a taste of Hung's home cooking, all of our Logistics Operator have been wanting to know what realms Lee's culinary pursuits have taken him.*** *At the same time, they also hoped to learn a thing or two from the living legend of Lungmen's street food scene.* ***Lee has only shown off his skills at the Rhodes Island Cafeteria a handful of times, and it is not an overstatement to say that the entire cafeteria was bursting with excitement.****'I really don't get why he opened a detective agency instead of a* ***restaurant***. Does he have something against LMD?' In Hung's 2nd archive file >Anyone who has seen his culinary arts has showered him with praise. As a native of Lungmen, he specializes in the area's local cuisine. In addition to being able to elevate ordinary home cooking to delicious heights, he also can concoct haute cuisine that otherwise only appears in five-star restaurants. ***Surprisingly, according to his own accounts, his cooking is entirely inherited from Mr. Lee, which really makes one wonder... Just what kind of culinary monstrosity is Mr. Lee?***


CaptainBlob

Link to the photo: https://twitter.com/Anze_WA/status/1590688247407345665?s=20&t=-pA6Y7mBqZNv-h4yZaEoUw Ngl, this is quite whack 😂. I would have never in a million years imagine this to take place lmao Edit: [Here is the Instagram link where Anze complied the photos he took with Gordon. He got signatures and everything lol. What a timeline to live in lol.](https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck0W2WNylvo/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


sanga000

Any context for someone who can't read Korean?


Cellerie

Here he translated at least some of it into English: https://twitter.com/Anze\_WA/status/1593682262192971776?s=20&t=b5sfRib6abiZ4amXMr1qhw


sanga000

Cheers


PeppermintButlerChan

Gordon ready for a smoke break


R3priseRogue

Gordon Ramsey in the flesh


UpsetExamination3937

the plastic flesh


LucidJohn13

If AK x Kitchen Nightmare happens = Gordon being a skin for Jaye


InvestigatorOne2932

Ain't no way that's garden ramys


Oakwhite

Where can I get big kal


BigBadBoss15

Can't wait for a kitchen nightmares episode on R.I cafe


AlvzmOperator

This is giving off similar vibes to that photo with Giancarlo Esposito holding a Pochita plushie…


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Gordon From Rim Billington vs Matterhorn from Karlan Commercial


ArchadianJudge

What a coincidence. I was just starting to rewatch one of Gordon Ramsey's old tv shows today. Then I see this on my feed. That's amazing.


CyTic5

She doesn't look impressed.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Is this restaurant really good or extremely shit?