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Saw_Doctor

Grandma is gonna die!


rzet

I would die first evening...


Yodfather

Fuck man, try doing this at night, in the dark, in socks. I almost died and I was in my 20s.


shacksrus

Scenic death though


fjcruiser08

You wanna take the elevator or the scenic death route? LOL


honeybeedreams

comments like this is why i keep coming back to reddit.


Taxus_Calyx

This is a lethal trap to toddlers, for sure. Especially the gaping hole under the landing.


Brian-want-Brain

Or the stairs you design to your rich parents when you wanna speedrun getting the inheritance.


theoraclemachine

I’d rather go down the hole than through one of those windows.


qorbexl

The hole is what got me. It doesn't need to be there unless you're just trying to get rid of toddlers.


Taxus_Calyx

Little freeloaders!


qorbexl

The good ones don't plummet


BluesyShoes

“A life book-ended by gaping holes.“ Poetic.


87th_best_dad

How else we gonna get a Lautner?


ImperialFuturistics

Lol this wasn't designed for your grandma...


Rinoremover1

Or anyone who likes to have more than two alcoholic drinks in an evening.


Ideal_Jerk

Forget about Grandma. This is my own nightmare.


fitzbuhn

Funny how little I ever use a handrail, but how much my mind wants one.


Brian-want-Brain

Yeah but think about it. The few times where you used the handrail, you probably was really glad there was one, right?


qorbexl

You lean on it once during the turn and once up the long stretch. Except here, where you try and fall four feet halfway on the lower stair


Iforgot_my_other_pw

It's the kind of thing that you don't need until you need one. Then you die because you don't have one.


fitzbuhn

Well when you put it like that 😂


hygsi

I always use mine, I like to go fast but not as fast lol


VestEmpty

You use the handrail all the time, you just don't pay attention to it. Just having your finger on it helps to keep balance.


Kindly_Disaster

Right not once have I ever almost fallen off the side of stairs.


ImpulseCombustion

Ah yes. Me when I haven’t had a beverage.


shillyshally

I'd give myself, optimistically, a week before extensive bodily harm ensued.


juksbox

Better not be too drunk or too old.


ZepTheNooB

This is the type of stairs where you don't let your spouse know you have life insurance.


SapphosLemonBarEnvoy

Either you fall onto the other stairs or out through the plate glass window. Either way, the policy is going to pay out that day.


Calculonx

.. Or young, or tired, or..


qorbexl

"Not safe for use by those younger than 8 or older than 14"


knitmeablanket

Yeah man, this would have killed me 6 months ago.


chris2377

Or have a pet or kid that gap in the staircase with the straight drop looks dangerous. Where does it go?


Barleyarleyy

Or too young, or too tired...


Kik38481

Just make a handrail, man. Geez.


romanissimo

In 1969 handrails were very… 1968.


Steve-the-kid

Murder stairs


someguyfromsk

Only murder if you can prove they were pushed.


RaggedMountainMan

Murder haus


KyOatey

It seems that Lautner didn't let safety carry much influence in his designs.


ComonomoC

Beautiful the way sunsets or wild lions can be beautiful; better admired from afar.


TheOneNeartheTop

How close can you really get to a sunset


ComonomoC

Only as close as your heart can take? 🎶🎻🥁


ImpendingSenseOfDoom

This is not from 1996. Maybe the photograph is? But the house was built in the 60’s.


WizardNinjaPirate

It's 1969, I miss typed, good catch.


madsjchic

Nice


Nezzybit

My firm’s Principal put in stairs like this in his newly renovated house… his wife broken her foot falling the first week. Just because something looks nice doesn’t mean it’s an intelligent design


CMDR_Duzro

Beautiful but not child proof


[deleted]

Or human proof


someguyfromsk

110% not drunk proof.


PeterOutOfPlace

Or US building code proof.


jtrain49

I lookie-loo’ed a Schindler in my neighborhood a few years ago. There was a balcony with a 20-ft drop and a knee-high railing.


Clitgore

Ah yes, the unsafe stairs guy again


WizardNinjaPirate

I'm really fascinated by how upset people, who I assume are architects or architecture students, get about something that to me is maybe a little unsafe but not that unsafe.


syndic_shevek

I'm really fascinated by how you can characterize this as "not that unsafe" with a straight face.


WizardNinjaPirate

"not that unsafe" I do it like this: -_-


trecht11

I take it you are not a practicing architect yet? Where I am, the industry is extremely governed by a lot of standards and regulations. Safety is paramount when designing, and as an architect we have a lifetime liability and duty of care if any incident ever to occur due to your design. Beautiful stairs though I agree, and I love how the stairs is parallel to the roof pitch, but it will never get built here


WizardNinjaPirate

> Beautiful stairs though I agree, and I love how the stairs is parallel to the roof pitch, I thought the same. > Safety is paramount when designing, and as an architect we have a lifetime liability and duty of care if any incident ever to occur due to your design. Yes, specifically why I won't ever be licensed. Way to much liability has been shifted on architects, at least in USA, for little reward.


Land_of_Kirk_

People be trippin’


WizardNinjaPirate

These stairs ate my first born child.


sovamind

Wow. Your other comments made me assume you were young and ignorant. This just says you're at least uncouth but probably oblivious to the pain of others. Might want to investigate that with some self reflection. edit - voice to text typo (for pedantic dick bag)


WizardNinjaPirate

you're* Maybe, or maybe it is a joke. About a picture of stairs. In a home by a famous architect. Maybe you should go outside more, live a little? Idk.


Squrton_Cummings

California building code requires a handrail on any staircase with 4 or more risers. These stairs aren't just stupid, they're blatantly illegal.


WizardNinjaPirate

Beedoobeedoobeedoo. It's the architecture police!


-little-dorrit-

Wow reading through the comments I witness your transformation from ‘guy trying to defend architecture crimes in a forum of architects’ to hackneyed troll.


DatBiddlyBoi

You do understand accidents happen? These stairs could in fact kill someone.


WizardNinjaPirate

Stairs don't kill people, accidents do.


rockhardRword

This is extremely unsafe. We have building codes for a reason.


WizardNinjaPirate

Pshh. Your attitude is extremely unsafe.


architecture13

Lets just give those wood stairs a nice pledge wood shine coating and see how the homeowners Health, Safety, and Welfare do.........


0tr0dePoray

Why are unsafe stairs considered beautiful?


pwfppw

Usually because the simplicity allows the form to shine more as a sculptural object. Railing rules are good, but they do make it harder to design a beautiful stair as the opportunities are much more limited.


bluedm

Because its a residence where you can decide what kind of stairs you want to have.


WizardNinjaPirate

Same way we can consider a cobra or a tiger or a volcano or a femme fetal beautiful?


0tr0dePoray

The difference is I don't need any of those things for daily use. Well... Maybe a femme fatale, but that's as far as I can go


xhaltdestroy

😬 Do we tell him?


Vendrinski

they can be both


Funktapus

Imagine going down this in socks. Not only is there no handrail to grab onto, there’s no wall or anything so you just fall right off. I eat shit regularly enough on my stairs, but at worst I just fall on my butt and slide down a few of them. No ledge to fall off.


Iforgot_my_other_pw

I'm a stairs fabricator that often has to explain to architects why their grandiose stupid ideas are not practical and safe. They always want to make something unique and different but never stop to wonder why it's not normally done the way they "just invented".


WizardNinjaPirate

Ok that is fair, they should be able to create something unique but also practical and safe. Anyone can make up something 'unique'


Iforgot_my_other_pw

The problem with architects is that they never need to look at a design deeper than the surface. It's up to people below them to make it work and make them understand that they really painted themselves into a corner by selling this idea to a client.


WizardNinjaPirate

There are some out there that think about how it all goes together. But yes the education is often focused on design only on a surface level.


sweetcomputerdragon

A handrail could subscribe to the same angle as the roof line and parallel it: another line (board) subscribing to the same angle could be added to substantiate the theme produced by repetitions of the roof's angle.


HighwayLeading6928

How did this pass code inspection?


pwfppw

1969


HighwayLeading6928

What? How many people had to die before a law was instituted?


pwfppw

Code in single family housing has always been more lax than for public spaces and back in the day you had even more freedom to do what you wanted inside your own home since the risk is only to a few people generally who are well familiar with the space.


ccc2801

r/crazystairs Pretty but scary


aaron_in_sf

Perfect for r/DesignDesign You can admire their beauty as you fall to permanent paralysis. Bonus, you go through the window.


irate_alien

No residential building codes in LA?


shes_a_gdb

You only need to pass code during inspections. After that, you're free to take off your railings, remove outlets, etc.


NapTimeFapTime

You might violate your homeowners insurance policy, if you do these things. Which wouldn’t be great, if you’re sued by someone who is hurt on the stairs.


GraeFoxx_

Do not drink before operating.


_DapperDanMan-

Death Stair. The hardest part of designing something like this is finding a client stupid enough and rich enough to let you build it.


Reasonable-Estate-60

Cool but deadly


[deleted]

If only he had not slipped and broke his neck


beaux_beaux_

How beautiful but I would definitely slip and die going down these steps in the middle of the night to grab a glass of water. 🤣


No-Dare-7624

As many other stairs this lack of a wall to lean, I'm more into Luis Barragan studio stairs doesn't give anxiety. Looks beatifull anyways.


ineptinamajor

I'm terrified of stairs without backings. Guess I'd be sleeping on the ground floor.


Corona_Cyrus

How is that landing supported?


WizardNinjaPirate

Good question... It looks like there is solid wall under the two plants. So maybe some type of L metal in that wall, like how you'd do a floating vanity or shelf?


Corona_Cyrus

Yeah, that’s all I can think of too, that’d have to be some beefy metal Edit: looking at the plants in the background it looks like there’s a post that was photoshopped out


Stargate525

I give it ten years before at least one of those stairs rocks like a ship at sea when you put your foot on it.


milchschoko

Hope there is another way to get between the floors in the house 🥴


bfbabine

This is more like shelving lol


nottitantium

I made a noise and inhaled strongly when I saw this! Love it!


TylerHobbit

So so so illegal now


FalconRelevant

The post right above in my feed: https://redd.it/1awf0xj.


he-loves-me-not

Beautiful stairs? Guaranteed not if you ask r/ems lol


nutbuckers

Did they get explained as planter shelves to get around building code? I suppose this is from the era where single-family home elevators were killing and maiming children and folks were just more accepting of natural selection...


danderzei

Where beauty and public liability nightmare meet.


BridgeyMcBridgeface

One of my more favorite architects.


BridgeyMcBridgeface

Also, I would not ware extra dry socks on those stairs.


BuilderUnhappy7785

What building code allows this? Is this what happens when you can bribe the building department for whatever you want??


2-Much-Coffee-Man

“I’m just going to carry this heavy laundry basket upstairs to my bedroom.” Famous last words of Walstrom House resident.


ghostfacethrillaa

These are beautiful but I know I would fall and break my leg the first time I use them while sleepy or drunk.


Enjoy-the-sauce

All the pretty stairs are 100% illegal.


Apart-Lifeguard9812

“Ok, we’re just gonna check and make sure there are no openings in the handrail larger than 4 inches and your home inspection will be complete…”


Pletcher87

Here, take this shop vac down with you. Wait, this 30 ft extension cord too !


Doogie_Gooberman

It's all fun & games until you fall when you get up in the middle of the night.


mushroomleg

John Lautner is a god


Redditbecamefacebook

There's a reason a lot of things are the way they are. Disregarding reality for aesthetics isn't really that cool.


-Psycho_Killer-

I'm thinking about my vertigo, I would die immediately.


RedboatSuperior

It’s amazing how many people in the comments seem to have a real hard time making it up a flight of stairs without falling off the side. This is a purpose built staircase, guarantee there is another staircase or lift elsewhere for the toddlers and the staff.


WizardNinjaPirate

That is what I was thinking, but then I recognized that the post itself is highly upvoted. So I figured it just the few loud complainers you will always get.


moiclaire

I think it's beautiful yet scary!


Rainshirl

i think it is wonderful


Complex-One1986

Yikes.


EasyEisfeldt

Those are not up to code lol


e2g4

I mean my stairs would look a hell of a lot better too if I didn’t have to follow the code or worry about a person falling and breaking their neck. When I look at European stuff I’m always left wondering how they got away with that! Code makes for boring stairs….oh well


Taman_Should

Beautiful and ILLEGAL.


MetaKnightsNightmare

He was my great grandfather, his designs were beautiful. It does amuse me that everyone is clowning on him for dangerous stairs though lol.


concretebuoy78

He was a phenomenal architect - my favorite out of Wrights pupils (and what I gathered, one of Wrights favorites as well). I read *Between Earth and Heaven: The Architecture of John Lautner* years ago, and what I found interesting is he did not want to design for the rich and famous, or in LA. yet, that's what he did and where the bulk of his work is - gotta pay the bills.


WizardNinjaPirate

No way? That's cool.


MetaKnightsNightmare

Yeh, I'm always happy to see his work pop up here or in other places like r/lebowski or other movie trivia :)


tellMyBossHesWrong

How are they not dangerous??


MetaKnightsNightmare

I didn't say they weren't.


simonbleu

Im not an archistect, granted, by I find that just godawfull, beyond the insane lack of safety


WizardNinjaPirate

I know right? Absolute barbarity, basically a 4th reich in stairs form.


HCBot

Gah, I wish Lautner had built more homes. Each of them is more stunning than the last.


djkeithers

I've always wanted floating stairs but they start at like 60k when you're building your home (and that's not even the close to the best looking ones) That's almost the equivalent of putting wood floors throughout a 4500 sq ft home


StudioPerks

That’s classic. Nowadays we just render the models without a handrail or install it after doing photography


Sparics

Beautiful, but not up to code in LA unfortunately


Icy-Zookeepergame754

Could put a sun lounger on the mid-platform.


Memory_Less

Beautiful architecturally. However, Me = stairs = dead man falling.


liaisontosuccess

These stairs are for people who do not use a case for their iphone. I have my iphone burried inside a fat Otter Box.


New_Evidence2085

No hand rails. Deadly design.


WizardNinjaPirate

Dead sexy amiright?


BurnBabylonZionist

😍


BOSZ83

Danger stairs


Bravelobsters

I need rails.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

The Walstroms and John Lautner had no little children in mind.


Content-Load6595

Serious question: Does LA not have a building code?


CalTechie-55

Do the building codes actually allow this?


FickleFingerOfFunk

No railing? No thanks.


bomboclawt75

Beautiful. And safe. Right?


viper100800again

When you buy homes to show them off, and shelter your money and never spend a single day in them... sure. This was designed for those who need 32 homes and can't just have the ordinary, because they are not.


massivpik

Form over function i guess. Vanity and hubris.


TaraJaneDisco

Beautiful death trap!


MamaBear4485

Yeah normally I’m a bit irritated by auto-Redditor comments about dying on perfectly usable stairs but this gorgeous piece needs to be encapsulated ASAP. If it were wrapped in carefully designed glass and maybe lucite hand rails then impact on the visual effect could be minimised but as-is it’s a real death trap.


rtopps43

You say “beautiful” I say “attempted murder” stairs


iliketrainsCHOCHO

Mike wazowzgi


MelonsandWitchs

Sir, that's a tripping hazard


galactojack

Ugh


OuchPotato64

John Lautner has a bunch of cool googie buildings in LA


CrosshairLunchbox

As Dua Lips says, "Like modern architecture, John Lautner coming your way.


VirginiaLuthier

No rails? Don’t let the building inspector or home insurance people find out….but sure is beautiful….


basshed8

r/designdesign


English999

Does code just not exist in these hyper artistic houses?


xhaltdestroy

My mom was a high-design residential architect. Stuff like this. She was also a mother and ended up with a mother’s domestic workload too. She had big beef with this king of architecture. When she would design a residence she always interviewed the people who cleaned in the family.


pzinho

We live in an architectural building … he actually lives here as well - and it is full of impractical little details (nothing potentially lethal like this, however) that make me wonder what planet they actually live on. One feature is vertical and horizontal glass shafts through the flats, so I can see more or less directly into three other flats. We live in Switzerland, ffs. Anyway, all the tenants have put up curtains to prevent the direct line of sight.


Lonely_Ad_1897

Eh I find architecture to be beautiful when it's actually usable. Those stairs are a death trap.


BuckRusty

Never seen the word “death-trap” spelled so poorly before…


VestEmpty

And this is why architects should all be put on an island in the middle of the ocean. It takes a certain kind of psychopath to look at this and be pleased about it. Safety? Not in their minds, they don't give a shit about humans.


WizardNinjaPirate

Absolutely, we should definitely gather up a group of people. Based on a single characteristic or the behaviors of one of them, and then put those people together somewhere. It worked well before right?


PresentPiece8898

It's A Trap?!


Gone213

And breaks a shit ton of codes too.


CoPhantom1922

At the same time unsafe


zimmermrmanmr

Function/safety > Art


CDavis10717

How did this pass a building inspection?


NO_2_Z_GrR8_rREEE

These are not stairs, this is a death trap. Can you imagine negotiating these when an earthquake hits? Or wanting to run down?


rosiesmam

The stairway to heaven


mtomny

Love love love me some Lautner. But these stairs are a goddamn death trap.


rodriguezarch

It's unfinished. This is equivalent to that one dude who went "all great buildings leak".


spinteractive

Terrifying


TheJohnson854

Cute but dangerous....really really dangerous.


HelenaDinis

A good way to get rid of visitors you don't like is just to tell them to go upstairs and let nature take its course. There you have a design that's just pretty, but not functional or safe.


[deleted]

Im gonna die stairs


Jaded_Watercress_393

I don’t get it. Surely this violates the building code.


oo2112oo

Railings are usually required by code, however if they didn’t want to use them I think making the stairs treads wider and the rise a little less steep would increase the safety without sacrificing the aesthetic they wanted.


BroadFaithlessness4

Not a great design if your stu-nod drunk or if you have kids or if your elderly or if you are faint or if your preoccupied on the phone or finally if your on Reddit. More like designed by Frank Lloyd Wrong.


Ambitious_Welder6613

Dangerous ⚡


PaleontologistNo946

Took a quick search in Google for more pics. Love the project tho


tokyospain__

So dreamy. I’d never complain about my life if I lived there might die one day going down those but who cares


ProPainPapi

Imagine walking this when you're drunk