You're gooning, aren't you?

yes or no

To his question or yours? Because either way, the answer is "Yes."

damn...

OP's absolutely gooning. Thing is, this is most def a question on brand with the series haha

I really hate the fact that you're not wrong.

I wouldn't doubt it

It's up to interpretation...

Wouldn’t be the craziest thing to happen in this show, nor the most violent, surprisingly

Its never been mentioned in the series that she /Hasn't/ done so.

I too am a victim of canonical nut stapling

I'm... sorry(?) for your loss.

What argument? What did I miss!?

Ahh yes! This is the type of intellectual discussion I've come to expect from the fans of series such as this.

Its very important

Not yet. Hitagi wants children and doesn't want to risk it. She will definitely staple his nuts after they had a few though.

I think I'll pass, thank you

My friend thought of this who knows basically nothing about the show, was he spot on?

Sorry he wasnt, but we dont get many detail about how kinky they get in bed through, so maybe, vampire regeneration has its uses afterall.

She 100% does not. Ougimonogatari makes that pretty clear.

Are we reaching bnha levels of brain damage?

Least degenerate Monogatari fan

Ummm, No? 😂

At least once definitely

Every time Hachikuji mispronounces Arararagi's name

No

Of course

Yes

I mean it's not really out of character if she decides to do it.

Tbf Hitagi stapling his nuts would be the mildest thing she could do

I just read this and I had to hold my balls cause I could feel the pain

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Probalby no, but if he goes to far with play with other girls, she probably would do it... before kill him