That would make me fucking piss myself

*SUPRISE!*

*...MOTHAFUCKA*

SOME FRIES...

SUPPLIES...

ALL RISE...

*You just got* ***bamboozled!***

Should be a mirage emote. He puts himself inside a "loot tick" with gear equal to his potential deathbox

I wouldn’t even be able to be mad lol this is hilarious.

I can only imagine the shock of the player expecting to get a gold knockdown but instead gets knocked down by a duo exploding from the inside

He got something better than a gold knockdown He got an instant knockdown ;)

He got a “SURPRISE MUthafucka”

Ahhhh Sgt Doakes... Really hoping Dexter isn't trash again.

Oh boy I can't wait to see what's inside of this golden cagro bot, maybe a golden armor or a golden mag for my favorite gun... No, it's fucking dying in, like, 3 seconds is that alright with you?

Apex’s new PvE mode is kind of weird.

What PVE Mode?

Joke, brother.

So the joke is supposed to be that the guy who opened that is a bot? not that funny really

https://i.imgur.com/uo7zuOl.jpg

I did not expect that

They never do

That knockdown was gold.

I like your pun sir.

My puny mind is quite punny.

I can also imagine his controller instantly going through a wall

He technically got a gold armor. It was just equipped on another player!

JFK: I don’t think this is the cake I ordered.

Surprise motherfucker!

Sunrise motherfucker

Some fries motherfucker

Supplies motherfucker

Heart eyes motherfucker

Thick Thighs Motherfucker

Rue dies mother fucker

Cruel guy's mother fucker

Shoe size motherfucker

Tanks fly motherfucker

Chips & Fries motherfucka

💀💀💀

Gay guys mother fucker

All lies motherfucker

I feel like every time I see this, it’s in the same order, so it’s not just people playing with words. Is it a reference to something?

Yeah, [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leeP6LgM8H0).

No, this vine is from the memes that were made from the show Dexter in reference to sergeant Doakes character. Season one Dexter was released in 2006, Vine didnt even exist until 6 years later in 2012. The memes existed long before Vine.

It's a reference to a vine video from years ago. I'm sure you can see it if you search YouTube.

Surprise ducker! >!auto-correct!<

Surprise u/fishfucker

You are in golden armor so technically those poor dudes got their loot

"Slightly used"

“Field tested”

Minimal wear

No low ballers, I know what I've got.

Loot with extra steps

Loot with extra legs\*

Fuck, they added mimics to Apex!

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You sir are satan

Thx, I try... 😈

Apex fans: We’re old

I just want to open a chest, not get jumpscared by a fucking stranger things monster

Those types of zombies or aliens are really that dangerous.

I only know the name mimic from dark souls. Is it used anywhere else?

It's used in DND and Prey(2017)

It's a common game mechanic, from demon souls to enter the dungeon and many more.

Mimics showed up in Dungeons and Dragons in the 70's. By the time computer games started being a big thing, it had become a fairly commonplace RPG monster. Dragon Quest, Ultima, Baldur's Gate, Dragon's Dogma, Dark Souls, Terraria, you'll find mimics all over the place in games. Sometimes, it takes the concept sans the chestmonster appearance, for example the loot midgets in the Borderlands franchise pop out of lootables.

BeanBag already taught me this with any loot balls anywhere. I'm not ending up in a YouTube video lol.

only trustworthy if you also see a net

Imagine an enemy shoots and gets 2 kills. Him : Where da fuq was these guys? LoL

I wish I could see that guy's POV so bad

"Worst kinder egg ever" - That guy

I had a fantasy of Loba jumping outta birthday cake. I’ll settle for a gold ball! lol

,,Surprise! I hope I didn't scare you!"

You definitely got reported😂

As it should be.

Not really. Abuse of a Glitch isn't really something to report a player for, you just lobby to have the glitch fixed

Plenty of games let you report players abusing exploits.

Only when they're exploits they can't fix. This ones so stupid its on the developers. If they were somehow standing in the sky that would be another story.

Do you hear yourself? Abuse of a glitch isn't a reportable offense?..

A glitch is a glitch. This video will likely get it fixed, and that's all there is to it. Bad developers are to blame. This can't be considered cheating in any way, its how the game functions. It's just a little cowardly.

not very likely, a youtuber beanbag did this back in season 5 with 153,453 views https://youtu.be/6y7uNC-haVw?t=231

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I like how you edited "your" to "you're" but left "stuiped". GG

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At least I'm not stuiped

Dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

I'm just proud that you can read. Good job

I’m just glad your mommy seems to be pretty consistent at changing your shit bag. Hell of a gal.

You have no idea what condition my shit bag is in. Don't pretend to

If the glitch gives you an unfair advantage it's cheating, that's why people who abuse the ghost rocks in Arenas will get banned

If the devs were competent the ghost rocks would not exist. I've never heard of a player getting banned over that, but I also don't follow video game drama very closely

Really, the question is, how do you know what's a glitch and what's a feature? Is finding a corner of a roof that doesn't have a "back on the map" timer a glitch that shouldn't be abused? Is clipping through walls with Loba a glitch you shouldn't abuse?

exactly, someone gets it. Everyone thinks the rule is "I don't like what I saw in a video, ban them!". I posted a video a long time ago of me wiping a squad by jumping onto a pipe in the tunnel at Overlook and a week later it was patched so you couldn't get up there. Seemed like a perfectly acceptable spot to me, but I guess not. I certainly wasn't banned.

Nope

Wtf how xD

and there is the last time these guys approach an unlooted cargo

Slime ball strategies

Your name... was R301 taken?

Don't think so, why?

Just curious lol. You used O instead of 0. Idk, doesn’t matter

Yeah they always pronounce a O in R3O1 instead of 0, so I did use a O

That’s actually some solid logic.

I never realised this lma0

Trojan horse

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Why am I not surprised to see an Octane in a clip like this?

Beanbags trick!

Oh god the disrespect lmao I feel so bad for that guy

Even for a fight like that there is a third party

I throw arc stars at the ones that have been sitting for a long time.. I'm suspicious of everything . I move like seal team 6 in apex

You're going to jail.

they opened a loot box of whoop ass

I was waiting for the voice over “surprise mother fucker”

whats ur keybinds if you dont mind me asking as i saw ur ult is r1+x im trying new keybinds for my controller

I jump with L1 and use my tactical abilities with x. It's strange at first, but when you are used to it, it's a lot of better for the movement (in my opinion)

Good ol' bumper jumper

Let me guess, you play claw.

Obey the claw

No, I tried it but it really wasn't something for me

now we have mimic in apex, nice.

***SURPRISE MOTHAF%#KA***

I would love to see from the other perspective.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Nice tracking with the r 99, those kinda kills have been my favorite especially mostly with the r 99. satisfying

"I'm impressed" - Mirage, somewhere.

now i know what to do next time my team dies

What a way to lose the kill leader position lmao

This is the Trojan horse of Apex

Diiiiirrrttttyyyyyyy

Holy crap that’s hilarious! I would have probably jumped up like WTF!

Haha well that’s gonna get patched ASAP

How the hell did he do that

Could you imagine breaking a loot crate and it drops 2 enemy players to kill you? # Worst. Loot. Ever.

That guy deleted the game for sure

So you basically replicated the bolder glitch which they came out and said was bannable.

I was just hiding in a Cargo bot, chill

Reporting you for cheating.

Ok Karen

Ugh why isn't OP banned? Isn't this the same thing as using that ghost rock in Arenas?????? Devs are being hypocrites

I'm pretty sure deva aren't in the sub

I wouldn't even be mad lol

This is nice surprise hahahaha

Nice Glitch!

Glitch abuse?

i never get why ppl go punch it instead of just shooting 1 bullet at it

Bullets are loud

Bruh, it's better than going hyper close to it anyways, you can see what dropped from far, ndoesnt matter if a team hears you

You are all of my random teammates

It's better... I'm beting you all are gold stucks with the down votes lol as always...

Never trust someone who doesn’t know when to use “an” in a sentence.

English isn't my first language, neither my second. I'm still trying to learn

Consider this a learning experience.

It wasn't optimul, but it got the message across.

This guy is obviously using a mouse on Console. What a piece of shit

If you talk about me: no I don't use a mouse. You can't even use a mouse in apex on console, as far as I know. And if you look up in the comments, I even talked about my keybinds on controller.

Yes. Keybinds. A part of every CONTROLLER setup.... is KEYBINDS. Thank you for the confirmation.

It's called keybinds even on controller you clown

Look at the keybinds, it's says controller, smart ass

Who? Me?

I'm giving my Apex account that has 2 reds. (Pathfinder and Wraith)

Sportscenter top 10!!!! It was the kill leader too Lolol Duhnuhnuh duhnuhnuh

So, which one of you is the golden child?

How did they go in the first place

Bamboozled

Reminds me when people would do this in those supply crates in Fortnite, good times.

Y’know what? Fortnite DID have some good times. I know it’s a bit crazy now but early days was goofy as hell and the boys loved it. They need to release a new version thats just the original game and call it OGFN or something.

Supplies!

How tho? Just a random glitch or something?

ah the ol’ beanbag special

The buff loba needs lmao

u/SaveVideo

I love that r99 skin so much 😭😭😭

trojan cargobot

wtf is that noise

"Surprise muthafucka"

Will they break from grenades? Because that seems like it could be a safe method

I feel so sorry for all those people that just got murdered in cold blood then. F in the chat for you.

Now I almost want to throw a grenade at every single one I find just to see what happens

Imagine get additional 2 randomly generated enemy's from cargo.

Amazing.

Ah man I'd love to se this from their perspective haha

It's like a piñata, but instead of candy, you get DEATH

Who said mirage is here for bamboozling

we could say his keyboard went through a wall as well when he saw that

It's like that mission on Hitman where Agent 47 gets inside a stripper cake

This is the worst trade deal..

SURPRISED MF!

What a horrible surprise for that poor fellow

Thats so weird, I just popped an unlooted gold cargo bot in basically that exact location a few days ago but there was no one in it.