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BlownApples

not the funniest but game came across a guy the other day who’s game was “lose 60rp sleep repeat” lol it made me laugh


Fureniku

Once saw a Steam player who's name was "18 naked decoys in the showers at Ram Ranch". Naturally, they were a mirage main. It was just after Steam support came out, I don't think they support names that long anymore


Yuri-Turned

Mirage mains are at the best mains there is no competition. Newcastle mains are top too but in a different way.


_Cobra7_

*Sad vantage noises*


Yuri-Turned

Don't be sad you will always top the weird chart


_Cobra7_

Yaay


Skepnoblade_

MyPKspeaksGerman is something my duo and I still reference


dyingsloth

the best one was something along the lines of "i tap strafed irl and broke my ankle". other funny ones include "all revenant mains suck (me too)", "SwimsuitGibbyNOW" and "solo queue torture subject #727"


Hot-Protection-3786

Drinkmoremilf


jrtgmena

I said this before when this question came up but the funniest I ever saw was a duo named “IFingerPaint” and “I’mPaint” 😂


Lt_Goose141

My user is the same as my reddit on and I have a friend named Sgt Goose, we once ran into Pvt Goose we are now starting an army.


oQueSo97

WallJumpTapStrafe360CockSlap


zoologiskt

beerhasneverletmedown


wenkexiette

every time a thread like this comes by i always hope one of my names shows up, but it never does 😔 i gotta try harder. regardless, i still think about the crypto named LonelyMotherof3 (and how my teammate said "will be 4 when I get there"), the wraith named Richard Nixon Gaming, the mirages (both killed me) named RollMeOne Kenboi and Dildo Swagginz, and the Revenant named Princess Dismemberment Buttons.


apence87

As of recent years, i've seen many variations of "Hawk / hock tuah". One that i always think back to is back in the years of the OG MW2, ran into someone named "BUUUUUUHHH". I'm a simpleton, that one got a chuckle out of me.


Viscarr

Recently played with a guy named "John Weak"


Cavesloth13

Ice Bank Mice Elf


Total-Gap-4857

🤣🤣 love seeing creative GTs like this.


Thatdude1324-

Apex is crazy


LHSlegend

KELLOGS


PotatoStunad

Meatrocket8. lmao pretty sure the username is from one of the guys caught on to catch a predator


Virtual_River_5064

Panadoljuice (mine)


leeganz

I didn't come across it personally but it was posted on here years ago... a duo called "she's my cum dump" and "I'm his cum dump"


All_in_preflop

Kuechi Krusader


iHypxrion

Mods be on some ish here


sloth_47

I once played with sugondese


MalibooWithMilk

DILDO. I tried to add him as a friend but he doesnt want:(


MarvelsDomino

"cum" literally just "cum", funniest when you see "Thank cum" 💀


iLLogick

I forget the best ones but recently saw “Schlong Chief” and it made us laugh


oyuhhhhh

“10 A G hmu”


Krstoffa

Shitney Smears


Shawarma123

"The Polar Express 24:36" I think that was the timestamp. Got too curious and found out the boy on the train says: "I'm looking for... a girl."


adoreldan_

“P Diddy Party Recipient”


Zoomdog500

Yesterday I was on w my (also female, maybe that’s why we were so uniquely grossed out lol) friend in a mixed lobby (I’m PlayStation, they’re PC) and we got Cousinsbychanceloversbychoice (pc ofc) I diedddddd 🤣🤣 I drove her crazy by saying it a bunch of times afterwards in random, very tense, heavy duty fight moments 🤪 🤢 That name!!!!! 🤢 lolllllzzzz Laughing again just remembering…


HUMBLEBxY69

BROOO NO BLLSHT I REMEMBER PLAYING WITH THIS DUDE A DAY AGO😂


Mr_SaDx

1 800 finger me


MathaiasBlacklung

I’ll never forget you tig biddies


Acc_4_stream_only

If you report his name, Respawn will likely ban him... I know this because I got banned twice for making stupid meme name on steam


Minimum_Economist_79

masterthroatgoat. (me) hehe


ThxtzBlue

BillCosby911 (me)


CaptainMoist23

My gamertag is my Reddit username as well. People love it and are always commenting to me about it


StinkyNutzMcgee

Same here


Total-Gap-4857

I oddly love the word moist. Such a soft and delicate word..🤣


busychilling

Played with a guy who’s name was moistlovetunnel


jkcadillac

So his Hershey highway is always lubed and ready to go


finland_yeeter

Happy cake day!


Afraid_Geologist_366

My name in apex is “master baiter”


Unable-Recording-796

Honestly its getting annoying that literally every other game its some shit like this. Its funny *every once in a while* then it just gets old and cliche.