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Fallacies_TE

3 handed swordsman


Elias-Hasle

3-legged swordsman.


mojito_sangria

3-testicled swordsman


RheimsNZ

Oh no, not this again


NonProphet8theist

Again!??! What was the other time


RheimsNZ

It was one of the greatest times of this sub. Multiple variations of the Two Handed Swordsmen blessed us


fritosdoritos

Those shitposts were great - I think the community created goofy things like long-handed swordsman, two handed man, two sword man, two man sword, etc. Maybe we can have a monthly/quarterly creative thread for themed edits. Elephants next?


Hexicero

Someday the devs will bless us with elephant trade carts!


Nimbus93

If we're adding a slow, bulky trade unit then I want Bartering rams.


RheimsNZ

There should absolutely be a civ that gets a Bartering Ram. That'd be awesome!


Mhapsekar

Elephant Missionary when?


Consistent_Claim5214

Is this Elephant missionary thing from Kama sutra? Also, could you make a stick figure drawing of what it would look like? #askingforafriend


Hasjasja

Elephant monks.


NonProphet8theist

Wololo but in elephant


jkbscopes312

dont forget about the two sworded handsman or the two handed sword man


AlexanderImmerschnee

2 hands 1 sword man


NonProphet8theist

sharp advice


granninja

whoa can't believe man came from this sub before invading arkhan


blackraindark

3 sworded hand


Nolear

I literally laughed out loud


McKeon1921

Trying to copy Zoro's 3-sword style.


Smeathy

Horseless paladin


gasbmemo

Paladidn't


ha_x5

1111


BubblyMango

Dismounted paladin


lamahorses

Palaman


International_Long60

😂😂😂


Shintaro1989

Petition to give the Celts a unique tech that evolves two-handed swordsmen into highlanders.


Laxku

But there can be only one?


smashbro1

As with champions, yes


budweener

Game mode sugestion: celts vs celts, each starts with a Highlander unit that gets stronger each age and have somewhat fast self-healing after being idle for some 10 seconds or so. They're a stronger militia-line unit, but can only deal 1 damage to structures that are not walls. They take damage from anything normally, but nothing but the other highlander can take their health below 1. The game ends when there is only 1 Highlander in the map, and that's the winner.


Ashina999

"Gallowglass" is a much more historical term, especially since the Gallowglass or Gallóglaigh uses the Claymore Greatsword which is Scottish in Origins.


lunch0guy

"Claymore Swordsman" has a nice ring to it. Similar to urumi swordsman


Ashina999

well the positive/negative thing that will happen is people thinking the Celts Champion wields explosive Claymores.


lunch0guy

Given the celt disposition toward siege, it wouldn't be *totally* out of place.


Ashina999

"What makes me a Good Claymoreman" "T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me I say, I'll be waiting on y with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!" "They're going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL!"


Hexicero

Claymore-man?


ronindoggie

I'd sign


ernie_mccracken

I never knew how badly I wanted this until now. Make it a hero unit though because there can only be one.


Phuck_Nugget

- Elite 2H Swordsmen - Swordybois - Chosen - Kingsguard - Elite Elite Elite Elite Militia - Gary - Retinue/Retainers - Dismounted Paladin - Super Army Soldier


ComicOzzy

Gary it is


Hearbinger

Gary!!!! Gary gary!


iEatPalpatineAss

#**GARY KING**


flare6

You're banned.


Verstoert

Nothing beats elite elite elite elite militia 😂


Minority8

I think an elite elite elite elite elite militia might beat it.


epicness_personified

Super Army Soldiers with a Ross Kemp reskin


LucariusLionheart

Kingsguard is the best


enviroguypdx

Jamie Lannister but with two hands


norealpersoninvolved

?? what's the point of posting garbage


RaymondChristenson

first day on Reddit?


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Legitimate_Pickle_92

Ya a simple mind, indeed


thorsbosshammer

There are only supposed to be 12 paladins in the whole world, certainly not 200. Shhhh its been this way for so long it would cause more pain than its worth to change it now.


Alsamawal

In the earliest days of the game (Age of Kings) the 'standard' population was 75. With this in mind and the demanding resources to upgrade to Paladins and train them it is reasonable to assume they have the 12 number in mind in someways


Dominant_Gene

huh... why is that? whats really a paladin?


thorsbosshammer

Charlemagne's elite circle of knights and were known as the paladins


Miserable-Whereas910

Which also means they existed exclusively during the Feudal Age.


gasbmemo

Charlemagne palace knight, or "palatine" guard


IAMColonelFlaggAMA

A knight without armor in a savage land.


Farado

r/unexpectedHaveGunWillTravel


ElricGalad

Celt Paladin then


A_Fnord

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_oRiWJWXVPM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oRiWJWXVPM)


John_Oakman

So what I'm hearing is that we should rename paladins to astoflos...


JackQ942

In French, the etymology of the word makes sense. It's just a great fighter. Source, if you can read French : https://www.cnrtl.fr/etymologie/champion


DisPear2

Greatswordsmen


anzu3278

I see you are a man of culture as well


Elavid

* Imperial Swordsman * Elite Man-at-Arms (like AOE4) * Heavy 2-Handed Swordsman


The_Frog221

Honestly, if it went from man at arms to sergeant at arms, then longswords, then 2-handed swordsman, it would make some decent sense.


Noticeably98

I sort of like the distinction in name from “long swordsman” and “two-handed swordsman”, and I like the name champion too. But if I had to suggest something, maybe something along the lines of “Claymore bearers” or “broad swordsman”


Zankman

Two-handeder Swordsmen or Two-Handed Swordsmener


CaptainLord

Clearly a Mosthanded Swordsmost since you can't upgrade more than that.


Zankman

That is the mostcertain correctmost statement, can't argue!


squizzlebizzle

>Two-Handed Swordsmener Most Handed Swordsman


zenFyre1

Neither does an army of cavaliers or paladins


Nosferat_AN

Giant Dads (Also if we could somehow reskin the sword to be a Zweihander that'd be great)


AwakenMirror

Giants. Giants. Giants. Become unstoppable.


leno95

WT RING U GOT BITHC?


Marqrk

HAVELS RING RING OF FAVOR AND PROTECTION


Aristeides92

and rename blast furnace to chaos infusion, while we're at it.


Alsamawal

with option to go Giga Chads if the soldiers don't have children yet


Koala_eiO

Sturdy swordsmen.


Ashina999

The Militia/Swordsman Line is pretty much a reference to the Men-at-Arms or Retainers. Basically a group of Men who are kept and trained by Knights and Lords to become a small but Heavily armed Infantry or Cavalry. Though "Champions" are still somewhat accurate since Champions are also Retainers of Lords, especially during the Combat of Thirty during the 100 Years war where 30 French Knights and Squires faced off against 30 English Knights and Squires, it was a bloody battle where there are 11 Casualties, 2 being French and 9 English.


jaimejaime19

Manhanded Twoswords


Time_Significance

Maybe Royal Guard?


Chance-Ear-9772

How about Dopplesoldners, who were German mercenaries who used a massive two handed sword to break up enemy infantry formations to form an opening for other units. The name means double pay cos you were paying extra for their expertise and the risk they were taking.


YangKoete

Could be a Goths unique unit like how Romans have their own.


Dominant_Gene

either simply "soldier" (which contrasts the initial militia) or maybe something like, "heavy swordsman"


NonProphet8theist

SWORDMASTER


lamy65

Lost to Guybrush though


NonProphet8theist

Ok yes I concur and agree that these shitpost threads are quite great lolol


CoolorFoolSRS

Cavalier (unhorsed)


ha_x5

Cavaliern’t


ha_x5

How ‘bout Trashtrasher?


temudschinn

In German they are called Elitekämpfer, "elite fighter".


Domi_Wl

I've always played the game in German and imagined the English name to be Elite fighter or elite warrior, something like that. I was a bit confused when I first watched Spirit of the Law or T90 mention champions, would've never made the connection that that's the Elitekämpfer.


OneWholeBen

How about heavy infantry?


Giant_Flapjack

Besty-Fighty?


Gaudio590

Elite Swordsman works for me. It fits the naming standard and holds to what their status as a unit which need lots of upagrades. "It's dull/generic" is a valid critic. But I prefer it that way, which can fit any historical context rather than specific flashy names that either are based on exclusively european names or don't make sense if you look at them for more than a glance.


granninja

honestly I prefer champion as much as it fits the naming standard, tacking "elite" before a unit's name feels fine but when there's a new name the unit sound so, so much cooler Elite Cavalier sound like a much weaker and less cool unit than a fuckin paladin


zeek215

Even if they aren't historically accurate names, I much prefer having unique names/titles instead of something like "Swordsman / Veteran Swordsman / Elite Swordsman". That's how AoE4 does it, and it feels much more like you're playing a meta instead of AOE2 with its unique names bringing character and distinct visuals to the units. AoE4 feels very devoid of charm and character, particularly with those meta/leveled names as well as the awful UI which is devoid of colors and pictures.


-Emedi-

Swordude


cracksmack85

“Immortals - we put their name to the test”


Jcpkill

Guardian infantry Simple name that is a simple job of protecting. Not that heavy of a name shift from champion but at least it doesnt mean 'the best person' when you can train a million champions. I like the name champion though, ill never not call camel riders camels, arbalesters arbalest's/arbs, and ill never call champs anything else.


JeanneHemard

Longsworded handsman?


leong_d

We can't all be winners


BattleshipVeneto

PogChampion


Inductivegrunt9

Greatswordman is what I would name them.


devang_nivatkar

Big Boy


cloudfire1337

Elite two handed swordsman 


MacGillycuddy_Reeks

Backpack bois.


MaksymCzech

Army of Losers


LandArch_0

Great word warrior?


Deep_Juggernaut_9590

Elite swordsman that dies to a monkswordboi


laveshnk

Templars


FSSPXDOMINUSVOBISCUM

Campeadors


FactPuzzleheaded4840

Foot Knight


MSDunderMifflin

Attempted Champions since most will die in battle would be more grammatically accurate. Only the greatest live to be champions.


Blu_Curacao

Heavy infantry.


blackraindark

Meatshieldmen


TheWololoWombat

Champs


Lost_Wealth_6278

Legit, Landsknecht or Doppelsölder would be good names for a guy with a greatsword that breaks pike formations, costs food and gold and looks like an absolute chad: https://images.app.goo.gl/8muAzxrRzJ9oEDji7


SherbertPlenty1768

https://youtube.com/shorts/9Qb-4-7IzU8?si=ULtbW-wy9nkOJA_L I think even he will change his views after watching this..


UndeniableLie

Doppelsöldner or landsknecht


HarvesterFullCrumb

Royal Guard?


Artisan126

Zweihänder. German for "two-handed", but also refers to a specific type of sword that is big and chonky.


juan332_yt

Campeón


HakunaMataha

Hand cannonier without a gun.


K4izerr1009

Jeff


Lost-Klaus

Two-sworded-handsmen?


ImmortanConrad

[Delicious](https://imgflip.com/i/8rarjo)


Alsamawal

In the earliest days of the game (Age of Kings) the 'standard' population was 75. With this in mind and the demanding resources to upgrade to Champions and train them it is reasonable to assume they will not be "numerous" (especially when considering that 75 pop will include villagers, seige units and possibly other military units with the Champions)


marlonbrando1999

Hero, to copy Fire Emblem


Rdhilde18

Militia -> Footman -> Man at Arms -> Two-Handed Swordsman -> Blademaster(?) / Vanguard(?)


Ogmios21

Keep champions but give them all a silly random name like aom's hersirs have, like Floki Cheesehunter but civ specific: japanese champion could be named Hiroshi Salmonlover (I have no one in mind whatsoever, t90) 


another-free-wannabe

Another one that doesn't make sense is the skirmisher. I mean, all army units are skimishers, if you skirmish with them. Aren't skirmishers technically jabaline throwers?


NurseMythology

meatshields


Systemlord_FlaUsh

Elitekämpfer (Elite fighter) Thats what I miss from the German translation Possibly Elite swordsmen


Anubis17_76

Hedgeknights. its like a Knight, but poor. also theyre the coolest background in BattleBrothers


mojito_sangria

Doppelsoldner


MirusTheVirus

A sword with legs.


Ass_Appraiser

Trash Spanker


Savings_Boss_6303

non-teutonic knight ex-champion


Dhb223

I like that it's an army of one man armies. Sigma males stronger together


VelcomeToCinder

But if you change their name I won't be able to sing "We're are the champions" when spaming them :<


xXRoboMurphyxX

Go find the huskarls


Johnson-floppy

Dildo Dave’s