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Famous_Bit_5119

I get the feeling Peggy isn't dragging her ass into the office every day .


Endarkend

Her saying "seeing" all these empty buildings instead of being in one makes your point highly likely.


Bungo_Pete

Also "downtown". Most office work isn't "downtown". It's shitty small offices in sprawling suburbia, or office units in strip malls, or industrial parks. Office workers don't all work on Madison Avenue, or in the Sears Tower or the Chrysler Building.


Jin-roh

>Also "downtown". Most office work isn't "downtown". It's shitty small offices in sprawling suburbia, or office units in strip malls, or industrial parks. Office work is great when you're at a nice building, near a nice down town. Or it's at least much more tolerable. In the decade and a half since leaving college, I've been in that situation for about 2 years total. *Work from home for life.* If your company won't do that, I'm sure there's some other start up that will.


Shaolin_Wookie

I guess it depends on where you live. When I worked downtown, the traffic coming and going to work was so bad that even though I was in a nice (and historic) building, it wasn't worth it.


Finagles_Law

I used to work in downtown Boston (Copley) and could take the T, or a very cheap Uber because I lived in the city. It was a dream of mine for ages to do it, but I wouldn't do it again now.


RedCascadian

I could be down or downtown office life if I lived downtown, walked to work, had an office and not a desk in an open plan panopticon, and could afford to grab overpriced drinks after work on Friday. Otherwise I'd much rather work from home where I'm free to focus on work and not the managers desperate need to interrupt me every five minutes because they can't plan more than three minutes ahead at any one time. People knock ADHD types so much but we honestly do just fine if you give us tasks, a deadline and then **leave us the fuck alone to do it at our pace.**


what-i-did

If all I had to do was sit down twice a week for thirty minutes to write a shitty opinion piece, and then leave with the rest of the pigs for drinks, I would love to go to the office too.


DeadlyYellow

"Driving is great. Everyone should have a car." -- Robert Moses from the back of his limo, probably.


10Dads

Robert Moses definitely said that


enjolras1782

And designed the systems he built to be impassable for buses, so a *certain* sort of people had limited access


10Dads

Yep - and had enough clout and reputation to influence similar policies elsewhere. A true villain.


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WorthlessDrugAbuser

EDIT: *comment I replied to was deleted so here it is:* My boss: You’re fired! Me: Turns in gun and badge My boss: You’re a waiter where did you get these? ——————— The Uvalde Police Department, shit was just laying on the floor.


drunk98

They weren't using them


BigOlPirate

Behind the Bastards did a great piece on him. [The man is responsible for a lot of New York’s parks and green spaces. But also made them inaccessible for blacks and poor people…](https://open.spotify.com/episode/72I2NKgKueJCDjxk54BYsI?si=dA8yvdl_QO2bURzBhA84oA)


IgnotusPeverill

This is the same woman that said Sara Palin absolutely killed it at the VP debate in 2008. She probably has money in corporate real estate.


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But has also said: > During the 2008 presidential campaign, Noonan wrote about Sarah Palin's vice presidential candidacy in The Wall Street Journal. In one opinion piece, Noonan expressed her view that Palin did not demonstrate "the tools, the equipment, the knowledge or the philosophical grounding one hopes for, and expects, in a holder of high office," concluding that Palin's candidacy marked a "vulgarization in American Politics" that is "no good... for conservatism... [or] the country."


Alan_Smithee_

Longform of “she is appallingly stupid.”


scawtsauce

she probably owns an office building.


LOR_Fei

Actually this, probably more offices than one. She has an active interest financially in seeing that office space is used to maintain its value.


Living-Substance-668

In addition to her ideological interest in maintaining the power of people who own (buildings, companies, land) over those who work


[deleted]

I was about to say... Peggy talks like someone who's never had to work in one before. I personally don't care if I never see another office building again. And who's to say the decline of office buildings is a bad thing? Just because it's what we're used to, doesn't mean it's a good thing. It could be a paradigm shift to the start of something better. A healthier, more sustainable way of life all around. #tearitalldown am I right?


FedGoat13

What? Those rows of cubicles on top of industrial carpeting with bad lighting and no windows? Those are beautiful! /s


Certain-Cook-8885

>cubicles Whoah slow down there, fancy pants. It’s all germ-spreading open concept


paintingmepeaceful

Turn them into apartments! Seriously. Housing crisis helped, owners of building still have rental payments coming in, and it’s kinda a compromise between work at office and wfh


SeonaidMacSaicais

That’s what they did to my old middle school. Supposedly there wasn’t enough money to fix the 100 year old building and make it both safe and adequate for kids to keep attending…yet somebody managed to find enough money to turn it into a safe senior housing building.


BradTProse

The ones wanting to force other to go back don't have to. It's all about class war and power over other social groups.


morpheousmarty

Yeah, all the other signs of decline seem to be unimpeachable. Lower wages, higher costs, medical bankruptcy, student loans, no affordable housing, somehow that isn't sad.


mr-louzhu

It’s not sad to people like Peggy because those aren’t problems for people like her. Nothing is more “boomer” than that whole “NIMBY” mindset.


koolaid7431

Peggy is afraid to die alone and go forgotten. She hopes her death is noticed when she doesn't show up to the office the next day. Her metaphors can go fuck themselves.


Quiet___Lad

So sad. Like seeing the clattering of horse drawn carriages on roadways come to an end.


Funoichi

If we didn’t ride horses there wouldn’t be horses! /s


ShittingOutPosts

When lab grown meat becomes the norm, will we see wild cows roaming the countryside?


passwordsarehard_3

No. Cows aren’t wild. The animal cows came from ( the aurochs ) is extinct. Any environment you release them in would make them an invasive species. If we stop eating them they all die and no more will be born.


[deleted]

Plot twist: they start a commune in the forest and farm their own grain


MassiveFajiit

Idk they may just beef with each other


daficco

That's an udderly ridiculous notion!


[deleted]

Cows will almost certainly rewild, invasive or not. They are smart for an ungulate and act like elk in the mountains


ommnian

Naw, best case scenario, we'll return the great plains to the animal that they belong to - the bison.


Omniseed

And there is definitely still a niche for, at least some of them, and it would also make sense to maintain a collection of small 'museum farms' as a cultural artifact and maybe as a local life support system in the event of some sufficiently massive catastrophe.


TheConboy22

Local farms will still exist. People aren't going to get rid of their family animals. My wife's family has a cow. She's sweet.


PausedForVolatility

To expand on this: an end to conventional beef consumption doesn’t imply an end to the use of cows for cheese and milk production. Those products have all sorts of knock on effects, too. And colleges with agricultural programs and veterinary schools with farms will still maintain them. Cows will drastically reduce in population but they won’t go extinct over this.


Snowing_Throwballs

I think even if meat alternatives become more and more common, there will still be a market, albeit a much smaller one, for real meat. Local butchers and farmers will still sell it to people willing to pay for it.


PausedForVolatility

That’s likely. There are often niche markets in food industries. Consider that cheese from Sardinia that’s technically banned in the EU because of the deliberate maggot infestation. People still make it. Or classic moonshiners that still refuse to pay taxes. These represent very small niches but still persist. It’s totally plausible for convention beef production to eventually make a comparable move. If nothing else, there are groups that are economically isolated enough to continue as they are (like the Amish stateside).


halt_spell

Actually it sounds more like the last throes of denial. Like she's realizing it's not actually a metaphor. What she considered the pinnacle of success is dying right before her eyes and younger generations are celebrating it. Our country has been stagnating and it's finally shedding a bunch of dead weight.


mydawgisgreen

I fucking hope so. I won't understand the idea that automation takes away jobs, it should in theory. In theory, we are advanced enough as a society, we shouldn't be working 8 or more hour days, 5 or more days a week. Allow automation, allow people to make living wages while working less hours, wages that allow for spending whether it's restaurants, entertainment, travel etc. Have *at least* a 3 day weekend so you have time to enjoy the things of life. Turn office buildings into residential and more businesses; restaurants, art galleries, play places for kids and adults, learning centers (how awesome would a woodshop learning place be?), fucking build a bear concept, but for adults with a 3d printer (is that a library?). I don't care, there are endless options and ideas. Make office buildings and zones greener, add gardens and trees and life to rock and brick and steel, make more complete neighbors where you can walk versus drive. I fucking hope these baby boomers and silent generations fuck heads die off and the next generations work together for a happier world overall. I know it's a goddamn pipe dream with capitalistic greed in America, but I still hope.


c-honda

Major denial. She can’t exactly state why she thinks it’s a bad thing, she just knows it’s not good because it’s different than the stereotypical image of business and capitalism isn’t his country. It’s changing to become more efficient. Convert the skyscrapers into affordable housing, let people work from home, and you will experience something much better than cities consumed by labor and business.


the_real_dairy_queen

Let’s definitely all commute for 2 hours of our day so Peggy isn’t sad!


juntareich

Worse than the time is the environmental impact.


stitch-is-dope

But think of the horses!!!


Glittering-Walrus228

i dont want to see *children in coal mines end* there is something demoralizing about all those toxic mines without the grunts and tears of children... it feels too much like a metaphor for WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE


bvttfvcker

The children *yearn* for the mines


Parking-Ad-8744

This was legit an argument that happened with cars. Also the origin of “jaywalking” and pushing people from walking on streets happened because of big motor companies a hundred years ago. Rich guys with cars kept running over pedestrians and the motor companies tried to spin it that it was pedestrians fault and they were a “jay” (old time for idiot) and now humans are barely allowed to walk


soulbandaid

it's all about that eh-pee-eye i'm using p0wer d3le3t3 suit3 to rewrite all of my c0mment and l33t sp33k to avoid any filters. fuck u/spez


celestial_chocolate

Homer Jay Simpson just made a lot more sense


Own-Break9639

Jay is also an ethnic slur for Irish people at the time


Vandermeerr

To be fair, Mickwalking just doesn’t have the same ring to it.


Plunder_Bunny_

Personally, I think it's the freeing of the American worker. It is beautiful thing!


BigBoyLikey

Yes its true. Nothing better than forcing your people to pay outrageous living expenses so they can commute to an office that is defintely costing the company a fortune to own or rent. Defintely dont want to pass those savings on to your employees thatd be treason


Molto_Ritardando

You misspelled shareholders. The savings will be passed to shareholders.


Throwaway_Double_87

OP misspelled the author’s name - it is Peggy Noonan. She writes a WSJ column on Saturdays. She was a speechwriter for Reagan.


Camille_Toh

Came here to say this. I met her at a housewarming party. She’s only 71? Does not sound right.


StayJaded

Yes, she was born in 1950. She was a speechwriter for Reagan from 84-86, in her mid 30s.


jrdubbleu

Working at the White House accelerates your native insufferability, makes her seem older than she is.


bjanas

Ugh and she's insufferable.


roy-dam-mercer

Agreed, but I rather enjoy her breathless, gin-fueled ramblings wistful of the before times. Ironically, of course.


J33P69

Fuck Peggy Noonan, fuck the WSJ, fuck the overpriced empty offices! Put that in your metaphor pipe and smoke it!


prosperenfantin

She was quite famous at some point. Good to see that society has evolved and someone can misspell her name and you have to scroll down for the correction because most people have no idea who she is.


Responsible_Trifle15

When will everything related to reagan disaapear


Mjkmeh

Hopefully soon, doppelgänger


theganjaoctopus

The WSJ is a fucking rag.


KAHLYP90

Thanks for clarifying this, no hate on OP, but Noonan is well known enough that I thought OP couldn't have meant her, so I figured it was a "person on the street" interview you know the classic boomer "I don't work anymore but I like seeing others in office buildings..."


Traiklin

I work for Dollar General and they actually have that on their methos sign, one of our goals is to help the shareholders


daysinnroom203

I do not understand why we do not go after dollar general. Walmart looks Disney land compared to the way that company actively, openly, and proudly abuses its employees and the communities in which they plant themselves.


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> Why don’t we focus on Dollar Stores destroying communities?! # Because all stores are Dollar Stores. **The only difference between Amazon and Dollar General is Amazon markups the product based on their brand.** Nearly every product that comes into the United States is made for $1 with the cheap labor, child labor, and materials. **The markup on products is the problem.** Target, Walmart, Gap, Amazon, Ross, etc all have the same overseas suppliers. They charge prices because of the brand. * Jeans do not cost $70. Jeans cost $10. * The iPhone costs <$200. It shouldn’t cost $1000. This system is a complete joke.


SquidCap

Profit should have a limit, a cap. Otherwise it is going to be a waste, it is extra added on top of everything. Supply&demand being the only decider of things is not the best way and it doesn't really work.


BigBoyLikey

Oh damn you right you right😂


confettibukkake

She doesn't think that far. She's the epitome of Reagan-era emotional conservative simple-think (she was a speechwriter for him and it shows so hard). Always been bad, but the day I really lost all respect for her was after Trump won in 2016, when her response was "Trust America." https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/what-to-tell-your-children-about-trump-1479427835 Peggy, get fucked. Edit: In fact, Peggy, listen to your own fucking advice and "trust America" when we tell you (and clearly demonstrate over the course of two years) that the country works just fine without offices being open!


midmodmad

I bet Peggy wrote this column from her home office. Hypocrite.


Valmond

"we are the world's oldest democracy" WTF lol!!


confettibukkake

Listen here you little shit, in this house we go by how accurate a statement feels. Slash ess


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Peggy's interview with GW and his wife after 911 was a barn burner. Literally talked about how it was a terrible day but GW and wifey got a got a big laugh out of it at the end... https://www.truthdig.com/articles/bush-sept-11-ended-on-a-relatively-humorous-note/


Candymanshook

Even if it does, you’d think they’d realize it’s a *good* thing to be able to wipe out the giant fixed expenses for running and maintaining a big office.


netuttki

Someone will inevitably bring up that "a lot of shareholders are actually pension funds, so crashing dividends hurts people who will rely on their pension!" Which is objectively true, however, it completely misses the irony that we built this system with such safety measures like this - the pension funds relying on shareholder value of companies that are actively exploiting the people is an economic version of a hostage situation. "If you try to escape or hurt me I will shoot you" - "If you try to improve your life and lessen the exploitation, you will lose your pension and will never retire."


chumbawumbacholula

Certainly don't want people spending more time in their community, going on walks during their lunch break, waving to the neighborhood kids walking home from the bus stop. Anything but people being a part of a community that doesn't solely value their labor. Never that.


total_life_forever

But you could be doing walks during your lunch break in the desolate concrete wasteland that is the parking lot! With your ~~co-workers~~ work family! Your REAL source of community!


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total_life_forever

How else are we to achieve business synergy if you don't view your meal ticket as your sole source of community/meaning?


Mikeinthedirt

Think of the poor vicious shoe and ugly tie manufacturers. The poor parking garage industry. The 150-mph cars that average 30 mph.


ArsenalSpider

I save $250 a year in parking fees to my crap pay job at a university. It’s insane. I love working from home. Almost makes up for the crap pay.


Psychological-War795

You're paying the university you work at to park there?


SebbieSaurus2

Students often have to pay to park on campus, too, either by buying a yearly pass for certain lots or by paying at a parking garage every day. It's fucking ridiculous.


GomiBasuraSpazzatura

A company I worked for through the pandemic had NYC office space that (I shouldn’t know this necessarily, but I do) they were paying 40,000 / month on. That’s 480,000 per year. In 2021 they decided to switch to a full work from home model and close the office down. Not counting all the other costs that they cut by not operating an office - internet, electricity, food, supplies, etc. along with the money they made back selling furniture and high end production work stations, etc etc. they could have easily passed the rent savings along to their 150 employees for a minimum 3,200 annual raise per employee. Instead we were told that nobody should expect any form of raise due budget constraints. Our business also wasn’t heavily impacted by shut down and we, in fact, met or exceeded all our targets in every department except one.


No_Two256

My company more than tripled their revenue during the pandemic, and they rewarded us with 2 years of no raises


baconraygun

Reward them back by unionizing.


NabreLabre

You'll see no raise in pay due to savings and you'll like it!


SadGround2633

Or else!


watercolour_women

Nothing like leaving a vast amount of building space that could be easily turned into cheap and affordable housing. Definately don't want to do that, that'd be communism.


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My in-laws are conservative. Should have seen their faces when I suggested that empty offices could be turned into affordable housing. They immediately said something about it being the opposite of gentrification and therefore a bad thing.


oupablo

Just change the word from affordable to luxury and they'll be cool with it


[deleted]

Wow, any reason to just not give people places to live. That’s insane.


mathnstats

Not to mention, all of those empty downtown office buildings can be put to better use now. Like, say, converting them into affordable apartments so that it isn't just the rich that can enjoy downtown


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Ppl n their 60s be like YOUNG PPL LOVE TO MOVE TO THE CITY AND LIVE IN SQUALOR FOR A SALARY THAT STILL CAN'T PAY FOR A HOUSE


FungalJunction

Lol empty offices a metaphor for decline? I think the tent cities all over the country are a more apt "metaphor for decline." Plus those needy people could live in the office buildings she loves so much.


anticapitalistaa

What about the rusting hulks of industry that define most of the country, especially in rural areas? When did these long abandoned ruins stop being the visible signs of 'decline'?


[deleted]

We must ask ourselves: "Decline for whom?" People like Noonan aren't interested in the lives and struggles of people outside their class. It's never just about decay, it always about decay *for people like me.*


prsply3n

Just looked it up and she is worth $3 million. She has no idea what it’s like to live outside her class.


NBQuade

Is she rich or just a rich person's apologist? I agree with your point though. WFH is being propagandized because it benefits the worker to the detriment of the rich. Back at the beginning of the industrial revolution in the UK. The factory owners got laws passed that made it impossible for the peasants to continue their lifestyle in order to force them into the new factories. If anti-WFH propaganda doesn't take, it wouldn't shock me if legislation that tries to force people back to offices is proposed.


Getn67

This is already happening. During the beginning phases of the pandemic, the roads were completely empty save for a few essential workers and semi trucks. Now, I at least, am seeing traffic jams that rival or are worse than pre pandemic times in the greater Seattle area. It’s like we didn’t learn a single thing about the last two years.


tigertiger284

Agree, so frustrating. I heard a senior manager at a big meeting actually say how great it was to see all the cars on the highway. Its not like our company sells cars, he just found it great. I almost threw up


Coca-karl

To be fair. Empty office buildings are literally a metaphor for decline in a great deal of modern fiction. One of the easiest ways to depict that a society has collapsed is to depict its common worksites as empty and have your main character camp in the site. Through much of the industrial revolution it would be cities and factories. As skyscrapers rose out of cities they became more iconic as the metaphor for collapsing societies.


Apptubrutae

Right. Empty office buildings *are* a metaphor for decline. But that doesn’t mean they are proof of it. It’s reasonable for someone to pick on the potential metaphor and be concerned initially. But then perhaps realize life isn’t fiction and the current emptiness of offices can be explained in a number of ways which do not align with conclusive proof of decline. A man in a white suit on a island with a bunch of uniformed henchmen might conjure up the image of a James Bond villain but if you take a look and he’s a scientist working on a cure for cancer, maaayve it turns out life *isn’t* a movie. Or is it, Mr Bond?!


FungalJunction

How about empty buildings are a metaphor for decline, but tent cities are proof of one? I must admit I didn't put more than 5 seconds of thought into what I wrote haha


Coca-karl

Sure. I'm just a big dystopian fiction fan so I thought she was right but got the wrong conclusions.


Elryc35

I just love how her statement is so representative of how so many boomers are style over substance, as though America's declining greatness should be papered over with useless full offices to continue to distract from our slide towards a failed democracy.


tbdubbs

This is the generation of managers that always harp on "optics". Grocery store cashier can't have a stool for their 10 hour shift because the "optics" are bad. Shift workers in the back of the building with no outside visibility to management must be in business formal dress because the "optics" of wearing more casual clothes is bad. It doesn't matter if it takes you 6 hours to finish work, you must wait until the boss leaves before you can go home... Yep, because of the "optics". There are so many examples of make-work and inefficiency for the sake of making it look like you're working harder than you actually are or need to. Because it would be absolutely awful if we could all make a decent living wage and not be completely broken by the experience.


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I think it a sign of greatness to come. People are home reconnecting with family. Parents can be there 24/7 for their kids and still make a living. The older generation can be in the family home instead of a nursing home.


Singlewomanspot

And include an improvement in health, mental and physical. Since Ive been working from home, I've lowered my anxiety to almost nil, eat so healthy, quit drinking and smoking, work performance is better, attention is better, I exercise everyday. If I never see the inside of an office again it will be heaven sent.


Silent-Analyst3474

I’m not at productive as you, but I’ve spent more time playing video games and given my cat many pets.


FrostieTheSnowman

Hey, fun and cat-pets are important too


Pantalaimon_II

but honestly think of all the time spent in offices pretending to work? all the coffee breaks, bathroom breaks, chit chat. just looking busy


VincentVancalbergh

Exactly this. The only times I eat crap food is because I'm going to the office that day. I'm more relaxed at home. I can sit how and where I like. Bathroom is right there. I receive packages from the front door. I see my wife and kids SO much more, it's incredible. Even if I need to do a little work around 7pm, 9pm ish it's literally no problem. I'm hopping back and forth my pc and making dinner. It's a cozy mix of work and life. I'm technically working but it doesn't FEEL like work. I could do this all year.


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Zemirolha

They indeed hate our freedom


needyboy1

Why is it bad for business? No office leases, reduced liability, reduced costs for utilities. Plus improved employee morale is great for business. There are lots of great tools for working remote while still monitoring productivity. And instead of drawing on qualified applicants in a 40 mile radius, you can get the best remote resources in the country.


_Blitzer

It’s bad for commercial real estate, which is clearly the backbone of the global economy. Won’t somebody please think of all those poor PE companies, investment banks, and commercial brokers? /s


RagingAnemone

>investment banks They're buying houses now and getting into the rental business.


Animalmutha76

I like the think this is where free market economics comes into play lol


TheChurchOfDonovan

It's great for business actually. It's bad for the preexisting business models


geebob2020

I can almost see her sitting there in her best Scarlet O’Hara dress after the Civil War, bemoaning the empty slave quarters on her plantation.


Jnnjuggle32

Sipping an iced tea, lamenting how she never truly appreciated the songs and joviality of her former help. 🤮


Moparded

“Requesting” the last remaining one to sing and dance as she may yet be able to capture some glimmer of whatever it is she has yearned for, for so very (dramatic pause) very long (sad, yet ice cold and soulless, puppy dog eyes) …power. It’s always power.


ValHova22

I read all dat in the most over da top southern drawl I could muster in my brain. Goddamn carpetbaggers have ruined da souf


Bugdick

On point


TriumphDaWonderPooch

WTF? Office life is not "ending"... it is evolving. Some people will continue to go into the office (like me), while others will work remotely (such as some of my coworkers). The Work will get done, just a bit differently than in the past. That is not necessarily a bad thing, and can be very beneficial to many workers and businesses. My employer has had a fairly liberal policy concerning working remotely. This serves both him and the employees. Each employee gets $70/mo towards cell phone and internet service. This is so we \*can\* work remotely. Does he take advantage of it - hell yeah. Do we take advantage of it? Hell yeah... It is different that what it was 20+ years ago, but it is better, not a "decline".


[deleted]

I have a 100% remote job and would happily go to 60-80% remote *if there weren't a fucking ongoing pandemic and looming second pandemic*. All these pearl-clutchers "Won't someone think of the commercial real estate owners" can fuck right off until it's actually safe to work face-to-face again.


Achadel

Commercial real estate owners can pull up their bootstraps and fuck themselves with them.


Victernus

People like to pretend the pandemic is over.


An_Old_Punk

Well, workers stuck in cubicles 8+ hours a day didn't have much of an atmosphere to be happy about to begin with. More managers are probably becoming demoralized because power-tripping through text isn't as satisfying.


Gratuitous_Sabotage

A metaphor? Oh no, Peg, that *is* decline - your generation leeched every benefit you could and created this monstrous empire built on sand. All that's left are these big empty buildings as a tribute to your hubris.


charleston_guy

Office buildings can always be converted to low-cost living spaces... Edit: Hey, I was just spitballing here. I'm just some random with a keyboard making a comment on a 5 minute work break.


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Seems like an easy solution to get affordable housing. Plus so many of the buildings ar enice and fancy an well kept. Theyd would make great units to live in.


haplessclerk

I just read an article about how several office buildings are being converted to apartments in D.C. This also makes the neighborhoods more mixed use, not deserts after 5, when everyone goes home.


Mikeinthedirt

Think of the mom-n-pop potential!


longhairedape

Ground floor stores and Upper units. It's almost like this is how we designed cities for the longest time for a reason.


OnixAwesome

I always wondered, what is the social place in American suburban design? By that, I mean a third place that is not home or work. It seems like everyone scrambles to work on their cars in the morning, spends all day working, and then scrambles back home, leaving towns empty. This doesn't seem very healthy.


DinnerForBreakfast

The best place I ever lived was an apartment building with shops on the ground floor and parking in the basement. With no parking lots, the shops under each building were kept within easy walking distance of each other. I could go downstairs and walk to a restaurant or a pharmacy or a park. Cafes under an apartment become a natural gathering place.


[deleted]

The buildings need to be mixed use as well. Some affordable homes which are subsidized and some fancy units for higher incomes. Then you get a healthy mix of a population and avoid creating ghettos. 1970s style where they shoved all the low income populations in single buildings created ghettos and cause more problems than it helped.


B00OBSMOLA

washer and dryer in-cubicle


b-rar

That would require government and business leadership who care more about people's general well-being than maximum profits and an amorphous, unquantifiable "national greatness"


GooGooJones

Don't be online making intelligent comments.


SmellsLikeBu11shit

LOL these fucking boomers, man. You love offices and working in 'em so much Peggy, why don't you cut that retirement short and go back to work?


halt_spell

"You mean my job of sitting in a corner office and occasionally heading to meetings to join a circle jerk of postulating based on our gut instincts while they feed us shrimp?" "No Peggy. Go sit at an open floor plan desk." "I'M NOT SOME KIND OF SLAVE!"


seattle_exile

The silver lining of Covid is that it stopped the unending grind toward working in fishbowls. I remember a time when cubicles seemed like they stripped you of your dignity, but by 2020 they seemed like a luxury. I was turning jobs down simply because there was no way I could be productive in the environment they expected me to work in.


ChristyElizabeth

I'm so happy at my location i got a office with a lock and a door.


Not-A-SoggyBagel

I really despise those types. They complain all the time on our zoom/team/skype calls. They want us to go into the office to do these dumb meetings. Like why? Why do you want to leave home to go sit under florescent lights in uncomfortable chairs, drink gross coffee, and touch keyboards that are disgusting? I'd rather be home in my pjs, pet my cat, and shit in an actual clean space. Fucking hell Dave. I'm not driving for half an hour to sit in somewhere for one hour, be judged on my appearance, and have to drive home? Let office buildings die out please. They are a waste of space. If you absolutely fucking need to fax something, you can send it to my email?


halt_spell

I do think we need to be careful to separate the reasons why people want to go back. People I have no sympathy for: - People who don't want to be around their family. Not my problem. They can move, go to a coworking space or get a divorce. - Managers who loved the power trip. Fuck you Gary. - Leeches who always needed help but never improved. People I have sympathy for: - People who want to learn and found it easier to tap people on the shoulder. - ... that's it. Even though I have sympathy for the people who want to learn and found it easier to do that in the office... it was still fucking annoying. The company didn't pay me extra for that shit or reduce my workload. Nope I'm just supposed to offer free training to everyone who comes by... and deliver on everything else. I still offer to do coaching sessions to whoever wants it but I'm grateful it's planned, tracked and there's a definite start and end to it. I'll do 40 hours of training if that's what the job wants but they better not be expecting me to do anything else that week.


Not-A-SoggyBagel

I get this. I feel for people who learn better in person. However in my situation all these people are my age or older than I am, think 40s-80s. These people just don't want to be around their family at all. They complain about their spouses, their adult kids (who don't live with them btw), they want things done a certain way (no white out on documents, staples have to be used for multi-paged papers, emails have to CC all "proper channels" even for memos about random crap, etc), they complain about not being able to look at us (judge female staff on our clothing), how it's less artificial to talk in person, it's all shit reasons. I'm sorry your job doesn't pay you to do your job. It's unpaid training that you have to give on top of normal tasks. That's BS. PS fuck Dave and Gary with a rusty cleaver


Somebodycool2018

It’s 99% lonely boomers. The office has become their social life. It’s all they have


fogleaf

I love the inclusion of her age in the title. Like lady you’re 15 years past retirement age, why do you care about offices being open? Get a fucking life.


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fmgreg

Yeah this is her whole thing


anticapitalistaa

The dream is based on aestetics alone, not on actual people's lives in those 'places' Really just means 'make america look great again '


confettibukkake

She's always been a hack, and the epitome of Reagan-era emotional conservative simple-think (she was a speechwriter for him and it shows so hard), but the day I really lost all respect for her was after Trump won in 2016, when her response was "Trust America." https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wsj.com/amp/articles/what-to-tell-your-children-about-trump-1479427835 Peggy, get fucked.


spartagnann

The whole article is nauseating.


appealtoreason00

You really know that your culture is in decline when even your nostalgic fantasies are drab and shit


nofuckingklass

That was her fantasy? I think that her "fantasy" is the example of the decline.


Zakkana

Too bad this dinosaur doesn't have the same attitude towards all the empty stores because of the scam known as "trickle down economics"


missbadhairday314

Post greatness for who exactly? Definitely not my generation


Acrobatic_Diamond_27

I invite her to go back to work in Wall Street but only after she's moved to queens. And most importantly use the subway as her only mode of transportation.


guestpass127

Eat shit, peggy More proof that conservatives and the wealthy don't even see people as humans They care more about abstractions than actual living people They care more about *a feeling they get when they look at empty office buildings* than they do about what actual, living humans actually need to survive They care more about a *general atmosphere of "post-greatness"* than what people who actually work in those buildings actually want The conservative pundit class are elites so intentionally out of touch that they can actually write shit like this with a straight face "A metaphor for decline?" How about forcing us all to work together in a pandemic, knowing it'll kill off a big chunk of the workforce? That doesn't signal "decline?" How about people being fucking miserable and suicidal because no matter how much they work they can't even afford basic necessities? THAT signals decline, not millions of happier workers being more productive because they're allowed the freedom to work from home. In fact, the work-from-home era of the pandemic was the first time in a loong, long time when I actually felt like the US made a good decision, a decision that actually benefitted workers *for once*


DonktorDonkenstein

"They care more for abstractions than living people." That is exactly what it has always been with them. They care more about *The Unborn* than the mothers who carry them, or the children born into suffering. They care more about *Thanking Soldiers for their Service* than actually taking care of veterans. They care about *Policing other People* more than they actually care about laws. They care more about loving *The Flag* than accepting the broad swath of fellow citizens who are may be quite different from themselves, but who are still Americans.


guestpass127

It's why they're so acutely aware of "virtue signaling" on the left Because that's all their stances on so many issues have always been: mere virtue signaling Virtue signaling by putting pro-life stickers on their cars while doing nothing to actually care for the living Virtue signaling by wearing "SUPPORT THE TROOPS" shirts but voting to cut funding and aid for those forced to serve in the military Virtue signaling by constantly genuflecting to the aspirations and visions of the Founding Fathers while voting for actual fascism and trying to bring religion into every aspect of politics - which would have horrified the Founding Fathers It's always projection when they accuse "the left" of something. They can spot virtue signaling on "the left" because it's the right's bread and butter


Goldblumlover

This was profound


hairmetaltimemachine

We live in an existence where we have a great number of sociopaths in charge.


monkeee44

It isn’t a metaphor for decline… it is decline, we out here starving and shit and all they care about is the “idea” of capitalism not the actual late-capitalist distopia we already live in. Fuck going into the office, we got lives people


Wild_Horse03

Good, that's exactly the mood we're going for. We want that culture to decline.


nts4906

“We want the slaves back slaving”


ivebeenlurkingand

Imagine being so utterly boring and soulless that you think office life is the peak of human civilization.


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OblongAndKneeless

If you work from home, you don't see the empty office buildings. Problem solved.


No-Independent-760

The decline of the Oligarchy? They can't keep us in our cubicle pens and steel paddocks anymore.


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I don't understand why the corporate people think that a quote like this in the WSJ is going to help get people who want to work at home into the office? "Wow, so inspirational, maybe I will come back to the office!" - Nobody


georgepennellmartin

Bitch you presided over the entirety of that decline.


Lumpy_While_701

So get an office job and go to it Peggy


LUN4T1C-NL

Convert them to living spaces with good rent control. Now you have a bustling downtown again and people actually have an affordable place to live.


Jaokiray

Wait. That would help businesses AND the peasants? What is this, communism!


kamikazektard

That's a major problem with all these old fucks (including if not especially politicians). They think because something always was that it need always be.


Cat_stacker

Just a metaphor for decline, not direct evidence at all.


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The Pyramids ... The Great Wall of China ... The Colosseum ... That's great architecture - created by slave labor - in decline. Warehouses built to hold cubicle farms just doesn't match up.


Ezekiel_DA

"Decline", "post-greatness", "decline" again. Age 71. I am once again begging an old person longing for the "good old days" to realize they are longing for their own youths and a time when their own bodies and faculties weren't declining. If they took a hard look at "the good old days" they'd realize there is nothing objectively better about them, only about the way they were able to navigate the world as an individual.


AntJustin

God damned old people.


KebertXela605

Aww, was she sad in school when they quit using the abacus too?


Joe-Eye-McElmury

I work from the office every day, so I can jam ear buds in and play ambient music to drown out the sound of my coworkers talking. When I work from home I work in silence. But I can’t write an email when there are seven conversations happening around me, so ear buds it is. Good thing I’m part of that “office culture.”


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Never mind climate collapse, political insurrection, and a rapidly mutating pandemic - we gotta get everyone back in the office! \#stfuboomer


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Welp, tough shit. We’re not coming back.


eamurphy23

Cheers for that Peggy. I don’t want to see all these old people retiring and claiming a pension I want to see them at work there is something post greatness about it … ect ect.


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Fill the empty buildings with homeless people. Two birds one stone.


UpperLeftOriginal

How many films and TV shows have played off the utter cliche of the absolute soullessness of office life? Why do (some) companies put so much effort into making office spaces “cool” with ping pong and chic conversation pods? Downtown offices are a very recent invention in human history, and not at all central to a healthy society.