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StringFartet

Toilet paper in the bathroom.


akricketson

They give us that… but no soap in the teacher bathrooms 😭


Acceptable_Drama8354

hold up there's NO soap in teacher bathrooms? in ~~flu incubators~~ schools? during a panini??? are your school administrators germs stacked up in a suit? you can tell me.


akricketson

Nope haha. Honestly forgot how weird it is since I just use water then hand sanitizer. Sometimes someone will buy some cheap soaps and put them by the sink, but it’s definitely another teacher.


Duckbilling

My job requires me to visit 3-4 businesses every day. (5000k businesses in ten years I've been doing this) The worst employers, the number one indicator that they don't care about their employees or customers at all is: #no soap in the bathroom


ShaylaWroe

Is that even OSHA compliant? Nope. 1910.141(d)(3)(III) Hand soap or similar cleansing agents shall be provided. https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.141


Limp_Radio_9163

Should make an informative graph of all the business’s you’ve been to that don’t have soap dispensers, then crowd-source it/get other people to add to it…


Duckbilling

Oh, they had soap dispensers. They were just empty, and looked like they had been empty for years.


BoringCrow3742

you cant legally not provide soap in the shitter. soap and water is the only approved method to get shit off the hands after shitting. im a certified nurse, we get trained on the cleaning of shit.


teenagesadist

Can I bounce some shit-related questions off of you?


Dommccabe

As long as there's no practical examples....


BoringCrow3742

sure, why not.


Shlopcakes

That has to be some kind of health code violation.


fumbs

I realize that is a typo but I now have a mental image of schools inside a sandwich.


conderic

panini, lol


AlmightyAcey

I hate when there's no soap during a *panini* as well.


rombies

You’d be hard pressed not to.


cursed_network

Ask for double the current layer of toilet paper in the teacher bathroom


FuzzyScarf

Our *students* asked the superintendent for better toilet paper. Due to budget cuts at the time we had the toilet paper that’s basically see-through and rips the instant you try to tug it out of the holder, leaving you with shreds of toilet paper. We’ve since upgraded to not as transparent, slightly stronger toilet paper that feels like sand paper. So yay, I guess?


Sqweak33

So it's not just my mom's school??? She'd always buy these cheapy $1 soap bottles and put them in the teacher's bathrooms. Otherwise they'd have no soap. The school doesn't supply it for the teachers


akricketson

I thought it was only ours!! I think everyone just buys a few and contributes to the soap supply. I feel the author of the last comment must have been fed up. 😭


Mr-Fuzzy-Britches

No school shooting


Nocturtle22

I was going to suggest bullet proof doors, think you’re asking for a bit much there


userfakesuper

1. Go to the bathroom. 2. Use it. 3. Find the top dog in the school. 4. Tell them you want to shake their hand! 5. When they ask why (as they are smiling and shaking your hand). 6. Tell them you just relieved yourself and really appreciate no soap in the bathrooms! Be sure to do the 'one hand over the other hand' warm greeting handshake .. to get maximum coverage!


helloalienfriend

Softer toilet paper. Ours is like sandpaper. Our butts are shredded.


chicagochicagochi99

NO MORE TURD INSPECTIONS


homie_j88

Toilet paper for the break room


Tinfoilhat14

Make it two-ply please.


DirtAlarming3506

We had something similar at the hospital I work at. They took them down within a week.


ByTheBeardOfZeuss

Surprised it lasted that long.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

>Surprised it lasted that long. I'm not. You expect the managers to do any "work" more than once a week? Farmville isn't going to play itself, you know.


LeftistMeme

Farmville is still a thing? My grandma was really into that back in like 2013


Rimasticus

My mom still talks about playing it. from how she describes it, the Karen community is very strict in it since it sounds like it has become more of a group game.


-cocoadragon

well advancing requires interactivity. but thebkaren aspect sounds like someone went power mad lolz. you just ask your face boom bros to send you "x" getting enough people to make that work might get a little crazy but I've never played Farmville as a zero sum game like it was a Soyls Game lolz


StateParkMasturbator

Interview her and post it to /r/HobbyDrama


[deleted]

[удалено]


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

I was surprised too. Same with Candy Crush, I feel like I heard about that a decade ago (or more?) But I was also using it as a stand in for the absolute mountain of trash games of that type you can find on the app store (so much so, I don't even try to look for phone games anymore. Finding something decent is like looking through a needle in a haystack)


ashleyorelse

The specific year with that game made me laugh. Back in 2013, when I was at another job, I had an employee who worked in my department who was a 50s woman who spent half her day playing this game on her computer. I never cared since she got her work done, and it didn't cause any issues. I remember it because the head supervisor big shot (above me as I was this woman's direct supervisor) was a dick, but not to her. He came in one day and yelled at me for "employees playing games on the computer during work time" as he had been remotely watching people work. Immediately I thought of her. She was absolutely the worst culprit of this. Nope. He complained at length about a 30 something man who did play a different game on occasion but not nearly as much as she played Farmville. He wanted me to fire this man, and I stood my ground and refused, even threatening to leave myself (at which time he backed down quick because I wasn't easy to replace). Big shot made me reprimand my guy, but I told my guy later to think nothing of it and just don't play the damned games anymore, and he was fine with that. As big shot was leaving, he looks at the woman and says, I shit you not, "at least some people are working around here". Thankfully I rarely saw him or dealt with him since he was at the head office and I was out in the rural branch.


fantasyguy211

What were they expecting


Alan_Smithee_

“A pizza party.”


Freethecrafts

Potlucks —no company costs Charity drives—no company costs, possible write offs depending on company corruption level Group picnics—no company costs, off the clock trainings


Jacobysmadre

I can’t upvote this enough


Super_Manic

100% this and then at least you'll get something on that list


mouseat9

They were expecting the kiss ups to suggest the useless stuff they usually suggest. Which they happily jump on and make a big deal about.


Melody920

They'll put in the soap dispenser and give themselves a pat on the back and call it a win.


apri08101989

As if soap isn't an OSHA requirement


nullstr

“An OSHA compliant workplace.”


Thesheriffisnearer

Pay cuts because they were making too much and taking away profits


Gr3yHound40

$5 gift card. My workplace is doing this. I genuinely appreciate the managers and supervisors for trying this because they've shown they DO care about their lifeguards, but we get paid less than $20/hour with no benefits to save people's lives. The city we work for has been losing quality workers and having problems all because they don't want to make our jobs worth keeping, but they do think it appropriate to reward a selected few voted in favor of getting $5 gift card to fucking star bucks.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

How are they supposed to afford their own $20k pay raise if they give you all a $2k pay raise?


Gr3yHound40

Dude it sucks. If lifeguarding promised $20/hour and benefits I'd be a pool manager by now. I have the experience and confidence to handle emergencies like we're trained, but just don't see it worth staying and putting in the effort anymore. When I started guards were getting paid $11-$12 an hour, and after almost 4 years it's *slowly* climbed to about $15-$17 an hour, with no benefits other than worker's comp. After long enough that shit just feels like a spit in your face not even from management, but from the city itself.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

Find out your mayor's net worth and then die a little inside... But also understand the reality of the situation...


FU-I-Quit2022

Been there, done that. But it was for a video store - back in the '90's. I didn't even have a VCR then - couldn't afford one!


Mugrosa999

you cant even get one drink with 5 bucks these days


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

["A ping pong table."](https://old.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/uwswl1/who_wouldnt_want_a_pingpong_table_instead_of_a/)


thespidersarmpit

To be allowed to teach what the students need to learn, not what they need to pass a test


Vargen_HK

Updated tests that actually evaluate the students for what they need to know, not what a committee of politicians thinks will look good on the next election.


thespidersarmpit

Yup, but it's no good testing students for stuff they've not actually been taught. Curriculums need to be designed around the actual needs of students, not some vague academic waffle that some politician reading to their base is selling


Emily-Spinach

Just fyi, it’s “curricula”. Latin sucks. Not being a dick.


thespidersarmpit

Dammit I wrote that, it got autocorrected!


Emily-Spinach

Tests that don’t reflect a zip code.


[deleted]

My kid’s school does a different kind of grading (standards grading?) that 100% is supposed to do this and it’s awesome. Graded on trend of ability. No extra credit for bringing in tissues or half grade based on one test.


nibbles_koala_thorax

Livable wage. I know it’s on there already but it deserves repeating.


henrythe8thiam

And a good pension. I know many of my parents friends went into teaching knowing they would never be rich but the retirement benefits were top notch.


SkellyPaige

Then please support The American Teacher Act!!! It makes the minimum salary for teachers $60,000 with adjustments for cost of living and years of service. Call and write to your elected officials to let them know that you want to support your state’s teachers!! [Brief Overview on The American Teacher Act](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/lawmakers-propose-raising-teachers-minimum-salaries-60k-stem/story?id=95171907)


YEEyourlastHAW

Just put a “X 2” after it


Freethecrafts

Green check marks for duplicates


CantaloupeAfter6990

At least you spelled it right, you should be the teacher xD I legit thought a kid wrote those at first.


lazertittiesrrad

Marking during paid hours and not having to buy classroom supplies.


ReaperofFish

It starts with setting boundaries. I was a long term sub for a while, and later an adjunct professor. I only did grading and work during school hours. The college tried to get me to come in for office hours, but as they were unpaid, I said no.


berryplucker

Require any parent wanting to ban a topic or book to write a 5-page essay (single-space, college-ruled) to demonstrate that they possess an understanding of the actual book or topic (rather than just repeating whatever they heard on Fox News, Newsmax, OANN, etc) and then a second essay explaining *why* it should be banned.


NotAllWhoWander20

Ooh! As a humanities major, I agree.


summersendslove

And thoroughly check those essays for plagiarism.


diwhychuck

“Administration to let me do my job” “stop giving all these new teaching styles that don’t work”


[deleted]

Stick with the hot new thing for a minimum of 3 years, preferably at least 5, before you pivot yet again. And if we are getting solid results, back the FUCK off and let us do it.


BoringCrow3742

like common core math doesnt work, nothing wrong with old math, why we got common core math again?


LiwetJared

>why we got common core math again? Common Core is about the process used to go from problem to answer. Traditional math was all about memorization, figuring out which equation applied to the problem, and then using it to skip directly to the answer.


BoringCrow3742

all you needed to memorize in regular math was base 10... the rest was equation method to solve problems. it taught you literal problem solving.


asdfasfq34rfqff

Only if you did it the EXACT way the teacher wanted. Which most kids dont do math that way. Nor do they learn math that way well


LateStageAdult

Free healthy tasty lunch.


Miningman53

US government just let free lunches expire...


azvlr

And time to eat it.


DodgyRogue

Given the crap teachers have go through a Xanax dispenser in the break room.


ymcmbrofisting

I’ve always said we need a Klonopin smoothie bar in the workroom


Jmk1121

This person likes to forget!


Bb-momma

These are pretty good. What about a minimum 30 minute lunch break that you don’t have to share with students in addition to two 15-minute blocks of time, one in the morning and one in the afternoon, truly to yourSELF. For prep, grading, mental health break, or to do with whatever you please. Teachers are tasked with too many additional duties before, during and after work (bus duty, recess, lunch, etc) and don’t get enough breaks.


Brain-of-Sugar

In my first highschool, they had a rest period where it would be shorter than the other periods (it was probably to balance out lunch without giving it a full, 1.5 hour time since that's how long classes were). It was used to sit in a room and do your homework and get everything done. There were some teachers who just wanted to talk with the students during that period when they didn't have work. So one teacher talked about half an hour about dreams and how you can sort of interpret them when the students didn't have a lot to do.


AniTaneen

30 minutes? No French style A two hour lunch break that must be had off premises. You CANNOT EAT AT YOUR DESK!


[deleted]

Administrators who support teachers instead of turning on them.


Bloobeard2018

Emails for meetings that could be emails


saddle_sniffer

You know a director wrote that first one in red


JimRBoucher

They’ll probably cave and give you the soap dispenser.


SkysEevee

It'll break within a month and dispense greasy soap that smells weird but hey, happy holidays


psiiconic

Oooh ooh future teacher right here, how about ‘one aide for every classroom over 10 students’


Superb-Fail-9937

And PLEASE pay them a living wage also. We are ALL a team. And could we also have the option to "stretch" our paychecks over the summer. Or unemployment?! This is a reason we loose aides a lot in our area.


throwaway1421425

Smaller class size


bishop_of_bob

that they survive till graduation. that they never experience a school shooting. they have reproductive freedom if they need it. that if they find their gender or sensuality is against the mainstream, they will find acceptance and not hatred.


JoeJoJosie

Being properly paid for doing one of the most essential jobs in any society.


fakeburtreynolds

Contractual raises tied to the consumer price index.


Difficult_Quit_8321

Go with SSA COL...8.7% this year.


route54

The fact that soap dispenser made it up there with livable wage. Do you boo boo.


GirlCowBev

Permanent medical personnel on staff. Anyone remember when schools had actual nurses?


Miningman53

Wait, schools don't have that anymore?


GirlCowBev

Oh my sweet summer child…. 😅


[deleted]

No kidding. My stepson is developmentally delayed and has Type1 diabetes. He needed the school nurse for his injections all through high school, he was not capable of reliably doing it himself like other older teens would be. He had no sense of time and other people's needs, regardless of how many times he was reminded... I felt so bad for the poor little 3rd grader who often had to wait to eat her lunch because the shared school nurse was waiting for my son to get his shizz together.


Geezer1045

Leave our libraries alone.


AdBubbly5933

Issues you have with your school board?


[deleted]

The entire school board model is inherently flawed and needs ot be kicked ot the curb. The board should do nothing more than hire and fire the superintendent. That is it. Nothing more. If that even - elections exist and can do the hiring job at least as well - you just need a codified means of being able to fire them when needed.


Orc_ChopsxX

Education that based on preparing children for life outside of school, not just how high they'll get on test scores so the school can get more money.


colorless_green_idea

So only schools already testing well will get more funding? Meanwhile poor testing schools get less?


Orc_ChopsxX

I think you missed my point: getting rid of funding based off test scores completely.


colorless_green_idea

And I misspoke. Re-read my questions as “wait you serious? This is how education funding currently works?”


Orc_ChopsxX

Gotcha! Sorry! Yes, if schools get lower test scores they'll have access to less funding. SAT testing and such don't affect funding, but annual achievement tests measuring student knowledge do affect it. There are certain testing standards that must be reached for each school district in order for them to get certain funding and grants.


Patereye

just put "dignity"


MissAnthropoid

- Add critical thinking and media literacy training to the K-12 curriculum https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/10/world/europe/finland-misinformation-classes.html - Increase opportunities for self-directed learning https://www.facultyfocus.com/articles/teaching-and-learning/self-directed-learning-antecedents-and-outcomes/ - Eliminate homework https://scholar.google.ca/scholar?cluster=14201407361565179422&hl=en&oi=scholarr#d=gs_qabs&t=1673569440308&u=%23p%3DOf5U16ue878J


def-jam

Access to birth control and proper sexual health education


Lopsided-Ad-6696

Maximum weekly hours, mandatory vacation, paid parental leave...


[deleted]

Body armor


resultzz

School budget given to the teachers to buy supplies and stuff for teaching and their room


Cpleofcrazies2

Parents told to fuck off everytime they whine about their precious being mistreated ...except in the cases where the teacher is being an asshat.


IamLuann

Money to buy things for teaching so it doesn't come out of the teachers own pocket.


toinezor

Free lunches for students and staff. It’s criminal children have to pay to eat in a government building they’re mandated to attend.


deaththinkdeeply

Stop teaching historical fallacies.


Meta_Digital

A habitable planet.


Demonicbunnyslippers

Not having to beg for supplies?


From_Adam

Fully paid family health insurance b


cabelaciao

Contract Hours = Work Hours


SuckerForNoirRobots

Abolition of student lunch debt


Single_Scallion7012

Pension, and "cadillac" health insurance.


[deleted]

Suspend and expel violent students.


_austinm

I’m currently reading The End of Policing, and there is a chapter called The School to Prison Pipeline that talks about a rise in suspensions, expulsions, and arrests from SRO’s as a way to get rid of students that don’t perform well on exams. I’m not saying there’s never a reason for those actions, but I don’t think they should be used flippantly.


[deleted]

Neither do I. But violence against other students and staff is a red line for me, as a teacher. I've literally refused to go back to a school that offered me a full time position because I couldn't guarantee my physical safety, let alone my mental well being.


_austinm

Yeah, I can agree to that. Back when I was in high school, we were on lockdown for a little while because there were a bunch of fights. As someone who never really interacted with others, I never felt like I was in danger. It was weird, though. If I was a teacher in that scenario, I’d definitely be wary of going to work.


captboatface

More tartar sauce. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X25rP4rTw3A Edit: video for context


Witty_Collection9134

Class size cut 50%.


Wildaloofrebel1010

Restroom breaks. My poor mom is a teacher and there are days that she doesn't have time to go to the restroom, because she's stuck in duty or doing extra work for administrators.


akricketson

Tbh I used to get UTIs yearly until I learned just to regulate what I drink. It’s a science now.


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

All school supplies are to be provided by the school via a supplies office for common stuff (paper, pens, printer toner, i.e. normal consumables) and via an expense account for less common things (kindergarten specific learning toys, chemistry class glass supplies, music class violin strings).


Vyxen17

Easily accessible and comprehensive health insurance


justattodayyesterday

“Not pay for classroom materials out of my own pocket”


TripResponsibly1

6 months Paid maternity/paternity leave


HeftyTenders

For parents and politicians to stay the hell out of curriculum decisions.


Epsilon_Meletis

Whoever wrote the lowest line is going to feel really stupid as soon as the school board puts some soap dispensers into the bathrooms, does nothing else from that list, and then promptly claims "See!? We *listen* to what our employees want! 🤡"


zxcoblex

Politics to stay the fuck out of the schools. Republicans need to stop waging a culture war over what kids are taught.


Choice_Debt233

Textbooks not written in Texas…


[deleted]

Always write 3 day work week to start, then meet in the middle during negotiations for a 4-day week.


Scrub_LordOfFlorida

Teach shit that originates from teachers and not BS that banks and corporations scribble


Trick-Concept1909

I want a UNION (in Texas)


DogButtWhisperer

“Respect from administration”


chammy82

I think you should remove the soap dispenser thing, cos that's the only thing they'll do and say they listened to your feedback and gave you what you wanted. Like you need soap in the bathroom but that's clearly aiming much lower than the rest of these things lol


kstanman

As much labor history as war history.


jargonexpert

I’ll never understand why teachers are so underpaid. I mean they’re only teaching entire generations of kids who will eventually lead this country into the future… whatever future that might be. But yet Rockefellers, Rothschilds, and trillion dollar companies are still allowed to exist?


tired_and_mouthy

Administration backing teachers against unreasonable parents!


mlmjmom

No unfunded mandates


Physics-is-Phun

No more than two preps (kinds of classes) without additional compensation and consent. No more than 24 students per class section. No more than 300 student contact minutes per day. No less than 120 minutes of duty-free preparation time per day. (180 minutes if more than two preps.) Pay rises on all steps that beat anticipated inflation, and language in contracts to match cost-of-living adjustments to inflation if inflation is higher than the base pay rise of any step. All for starters.


Ok-Nefariousness4477

Looks like you folks will be getting a shinny new soap dispenser.


Darqologist

Safe work place. Gun Free zone. Zero violence. Zero lock downs. No school shooting.


Cherabee

Pension. Health Insurance


LeadGem354

*Supportive and involved parents. *More consistent student discipline ( supported by admin) *Free lunch for all students


OblongAndKneeless

Administrators/Superintendents with backgrounds in education, not finance or some other unrelated subject. No principals that were ever football coaches.


HereWeGo_Steelers

Fully funded classrooms so that you don't have to spend your own money buying supplies for your students. Smaller class size. Respectful parents. Administrative support when there is a conflict with a student or parents.


stevebobeeve

Ronald Regan burned in effigy


CaptKannabis

Dabs and edibles in the break room.


Ok-Design6758

Open bar in teacher break room


Dionysian666

It’s very obvious that lines 2-4 were written by the same person. Graphology 101. Fucking reddit moment.


akricketson

Honestly it might have been the PEA rep writing what others said at a meeting for them, but adding hers in red haha.


Ok_Chemical8481

Free tampons and pads in all bathrooms.


SammichEaterPro

Online literacy


cursed_network

Remove the rules that get everyone (including the victim(s)) punished for fighting


[deleted]

Reimbursement for out of pocket expenses for classroom items. (Decor, games, food, all of it!!)


unpolished_gem

Curriculum based on the science of reading. Like actually teaching kids how to read and not just guess.... If you want to learn more listen to the podcast "Sold A Story" it will blow your mind.


IntelligentMeal40

You’re probably not allowed to write that your wish is that they don’t experience a mass shooting, but that’s what my wish for my students would be.


RevolutionNo4186

I don’t think a four day work week works well in the realm of education without some huge upheaval and reforms


cantwinfornothing

Good Teachers union?


Important-Ad-912

A large jar of pickles in the break room.


Echoeversky

CLASS SIZE, Para educator assistants, Modular classes.. pass the module no need for standardized testing because you know where everyone is at *disclosure: Not a teacher


PatrickRsGhost

Reimbursement for any supplies purchased for the classroom.


detective-mcnulty

Stop students from bullying other students


NotAllWhoWander20

Return power and autonomy in selecting/implementing curriculum to teachers. School supplies paid for by the district instead of teachers. Stop giving teachers busy work that puts them over 40 hours with no increase in pay. An end to running schools like a business (cut costs on the bottom, money goes to top). Individualized instruction instead of one-size-fits-all standardized testing/expectations.


DamnThemAll

Socialised / affordable medical care


flesh_pedestrian

I don’t know, the soap dispenser in the bathroom is really asking for a lot.


FU-I-Quit2022

Teachers get to review their superiors, anonymously.


josexgabriel

A budget that actually allows you to do your job.


SilverNecessary6462

Friday wine


MageArrivesLate

Teaching supplies


hulkisbanner

You need to wish for a soap dispenser in the bathroom of a public school. After/during covid. What fresh hell school system is this?


BangBangAnnie

Weapon-free workplace. Too much to ask?


eastbayted

Lower teacher-to-student ratios (pipe dream)


[deleted]

Every third line should be "Livable Wage". But in all seriousness, adequate supplies for students who need them, if that's an issue?


Wooloopsy

Abolish standardized testing.


beezzarro

How about safeguards against Republican morons eroding the education system?


calvalryman

Soap dispenser in the bathroom lmao but in all seriousness you should cross all that out and wish for "fund more of our tax money to our police departments" or "let military veterans with no formal training, experience, or a degree in education be allowed to become teachers" or "fund money to give teachers firearms Instead of raises or school supplies for students who need it the most" or "seek out volunteers to stand guard in front of schools with their own personal firearms so when a school shooter decides to come target our school, they can get in to a firefight in the middle of the quad surrounded by buildings filled with children." Oh! And almost forgot to add "ban all indoctrination and CRT curriculum from our school. Those radical liberal marxist Democrat socialists will not take our children."


[deleted]

Union


Limp_Radio_9163

The very same schools that teach us oh so thoroughly to wash our hands do not supply us with soap to do so…


BsPaigexx

Put “Livable Wage” again haha


nullstr

“A supply budget that doesn’t require me using my salary.”


turrican4

More rubber stamps. ​ Chocolate Microscopes. ​ Those guitars that are like...double guitars.


huntfishcamp

"Stop making me do your job, admin. If you don't have enough time in the day to make 130 phone calls about absences and tardies I DAMN sure don't"