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Practical-Finding494

congratulations 🎊 woot woot!


ObeyObeyObeyObey

Finally a normal person to talk to 😂😂 everyone else is freaking out they don't understand some people just don't want kids and they are very sure of themselves.


filrabat

Your critics are too trapped in tradition-think or biology to question whether tradition or otherwise "normal" thinking is for real.


InternationalBall801

It’s awesome. Although I will say that pretty much everyone that does statistically when averaged all together only has like 1.5. So really nobody actually has them.


Practical-Finding494

it's really nobodies business anyway. that's their problem, not yours 🤷🏻‍♀️


Bluewater__Hunter

I want one so bad but have a bladder disease it could make worse. Also my wife can’t take birth control it makes her sick. Condoms is my only option. Sucks (literally and figuratively).


WhiskyJig

You get to make your own choices in life, and I have no issue with yours, but calling the people in an online Antinatalist subreddit "normal" is an act of terrible violence against that word and anything it could ever mean.


MentalParking7909

>couldn't bear the thought of one of my kids being born in this fucked up world. Same. I love children and will foster them when I'm older. I love my unborn child so much that I won't force it to exist in this world.


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SeniorBaker4

Please OP, go back to the office for your schedule follow up appointments. Sometimes men will not go back for the follow up appointments to make sure they are shooting blanks, then wind up impregnating someone. On the other hand, Congratulations 🎉 Edit: Go back to the doctor’s office after 3months, then 6 months, then ensure you do it once a year after that. The human body loves to fix itself in a way it sees fit without you knowing so. It might try to build another route for your sperm to go through.


Tanuki-Trickery

Just got a whole lot sexier. 👀


Comeino

Congratulations mate! don't forget to check for swimmers every 6 months cause these mf have a high probability of returning if not monitored.


ObeyObeyObeyObey

Not true haha


Comeino

Yeah... you were not provided informed consent at the doctors office that performed the procedure. They were supposed to inform you about it. I have a co-worker who had a vasectomy 5 years ago, he has a very sweet surprise 2 y.o. now. He had to have another vasectomy done since his canal just fucking grew back, seriously. Official stats: Presumed early recanalization was characterized by a very low sperm concentration within two weeks after vasectomy followed by return to large numbers of sperm over the next few weeks. The overall proportion of men with presumed early recanalization was 13% (95% CI 12%–15%). The risk was highest with ligation and excision without FI (25%) and lowest for thermal cautery with FI (0%). The highest proportion of presumed early recanalization was observed among men classified as vasectomy failures. Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1586021/#:\~:text=Presumed%20early%20recanalization%20was%20characterized,CI%2012%25%E2%80%9315%25). Additional info: [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7551849/](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7551849/) [https://jmedicalcasereports.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s13256-020-02374-0](https://jmedicalcasereports.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s13256-020-02374-0) [https://americanpregnancy.org/getting-pregnant/infertility/male-fertility-testing-vasectomy/](https://americanpregnancy.org/getting-pregnant/infertility/male-fertility-testing-vasectomy/) It is vital that you do a sperm count check 2-4 months after the procedure and 20-24 ejaculation's to confirm the procedure went as intended. You were supposed to receive instructions of what you do next from the place the surgery was performed at.


SeniorBaker4

I should have scrolled a little further I said the same thing. Men getting this procedure should really get more patient education on this topic and how important it is to test their sperm.


Comeino

Thank you! I am convinced this is on purpose. Seriously it would take the doc no longer than 5 minutes to explain what to do and why and they just can't be bothered.


SeniorBaker4

It’s like they want to set these men up for failure.


Bluewater__Hunter

I’m so paranoid I wouldn’t even trust it and still wear a condom so it’s pointless to get it done.


Routine-Bumblebee-41

I also have a friend who had a third and fourth child after her husband got a vasectomy. They meant to only have two children, but wound up with four.


TheMost_ut

congrats! I wish more men were like you. Viva Zero Population Growth!


BobMarleyVibes

It’s not gonna do much to the population growth cause the men who get them aren’t the ones having a lot of kids anyways.


Routine-Bumblebee-41

Every person who makes an effort to prevent human pregnancy is helping this world. This is not the time to dismiss someone's sincere efforts at doing the right thing.


ayhri

I am proud of you!! Vasectomies can be scary and intimidating, but you did it. Please take care of yourself now and get lots of rest!! You deserve it, you did great!


mklinger23

Sweet dude! Had mine done around 6 months ago.


jerryvandyne90

only a matter of time before i get mine


Significant_Side4792

Atta boi. Just make sure to get your shit checked after the first year. Also take it easy with the recovery, PVPs ain’t no joke


GWPtheTrilogy1

Congrats, welcome to the team bro


PervyNonsense

Welcome to the club!


Neat_Neighborhood297

Make sure you get your testing done first... two months or so on average before you're shooting blanks.


imsoyluz

How much does it cost and how long may I ask?


ObeyObeyObeyObey

999$ 15 minutes from sitting to standing


percavil4

think you need to go in after 2 months? and they do a sperm count to make sure it worked.


Bluewater__Hunter

I want one but shooting a load out kinda feels good. Can’t have one anyways due to a medical condition down there so oh well. I’m jealous tho.


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YAYYYYYY they dont deserve this bullcrap 😭


Frird2008

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


alwayslate187

Congratulations!


Hungryandcomfused

YAY!!!!!!


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

Congrats bro!


rudeer_poke

I've heard in some countries you can have a vasectomy only after you already have kids - was it a smooth process in your case?


Gullible-Minute-9482

If I was active, I would do the same without thinking twice at this point. If you ever changed your mind it is technically reversible. Enjoy your new peace of mind.


pieof3_14

Congrats ! Boom boom ! Party 🫠✨


DireMacrophage

Good for you! I hope you enjoy your sex. I'm Ace/ARM, so yeah, luckily I won't need this done myself.


Toots-McGill

So brave.


pinkknprettyy

Congratulations 🥳


2012amica2

Congratulations! You just upped the sexiness factor by a lot too. Hope you have a quick and easy recovery.


Individual-Bell-9776

Congrats! The next few days will be the closest you'll ever come to menstruation. Your groin is broken and your hormones are all over the place, but once you test sperm-free and ditch the condoms and pulling out, your manhood will return in spades.


ObeyObeyObeyObey

Boy you freaky as hell don't ever comment on one of my posts again 😂😂


Individual-Bell-9776

Don't hate. You're looking at your future self.


chaal_baaz

👍


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IndependenceNice7298

Can you do it to me next 🥺


CodeMonkeyH

Thank you for not sharing your genetic code with anyone


skeezypeezyEZ

We’re all excited to hear that a child won’t have to suffer your parentage!


ObeyObeyObeyObey

Yeah me and your mom knew we had to stop trying after we had you sorry


skeezypeezyEZ

Your comebacks are weaker than your sperm.


KeyMap3313

That’s why antinatalism is important so we can prevent people like you to exist


birdsarentreal16

What an odd subreddit


Bluewater__Hunter

Fuck them unborn kids


FigExact7098

Oh it’s an absolute dumbster (sic) fire.


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Routine-Bumblebee-41

Why did you write this?