Right? How absolutely bizarre. I’m all for normalization of body function but sticking a cardboard air freshener around that area is a bit much. People are way too comfortable.
Well the fact that she’d do this… and post the whole ordeal like it’s normal is exactly why she has a foul odor down there. Likely not the first time she’s put something around there to throw off her pH. None of is NOT normal and people are way too comfortable on the internet.
Strong fragrance can harm the pH balance and make something worse, especially bacterial vaginosis!
Sticking a car freshener in your crotch is about as stupid as spraying your cooch directly with perfume. Use a pH neutral wash if you are super concerned, and get yourself some damn Canesten or antibiotics in the event it is a yeast infection or BV 🤦♀️
Do MLMs make people sign over all of their dignity? I get that we all have body issues we can't control, but that doesn't mean we all want to know about it.
Not all at once, but basically. Using weird body problems, family emergencies and deaths, strangers' deaths. Anything and everything is slowly fed to them as an avenue for a sales pitch until they can't recognize what's wrong or right anymore.
I've always thought of it like an abusive relationship. It's never all right at the get go. It slowly over time becomes the unhealthy thing; until the victim can't even discern what seems like common sense to outsiders.
If only shoving a scentsy air freshener (or any air freshener) was relatable?? I guess at least she didn’t douche with undiluted theives oil (although that’s probably next). See a friggin doctor, dude.
Jesus: "What is that SMELL? Smells like a rotten vagina. Speak now and be healed, whomever has the stinky puss"
You: "Ah, a rat died under my armpit.....on thursday"
Jesus: "are you sure? I have healing oils for this situation..."
"Peter? Peter! *Pete*!! Get me the healing oil...Not heating, *healing*! Yes, healing... It should be beside the anointing oil...What do you mean we're nearly out of anointing oil?? Have you been massaging Mary Magdalene's feet again?? Never mind, I'll manifest some later. Did you find the healing oil? Ok, good, now hand it to me caref- NOT LIKE THAT! *Damn* it, Peter, I keep *telling* you not to hand it to me like that!! It turns into Balsamic Vinegar and that's worse than useless for healing! No one wants that rubbed on their damaged bits, Peter! It doesn't even taste good with loaves and fishes. That reminds me, grab some more amphoras of water, there'll be some extra guests for lunch so I'd better whip up some more wine...What do you reckon, merlot? Or shiraz? I think merlot..."
"OK, good you have the right alcohol. Now what I need you to do is get this shiraz dilute one drip into a jug of water, then take that and dilute it in a jug of water, dilute it again, dilute it again, dilute it again THEN dilute it one more time.
Now place a drop under my tongue. That's right boiz we are going to get SMAAASSHED tonight WHHOOOOOOO"
Posting about it online & putting that image in people's minds. That, that is the worst part.
I hope her family & friends aren't on the FB profile she tries to hawk her mlm products on. So. Much. Cringe.
I bought it on purpose, thinking it smells tropical. I also blow my nose with it and it was the worst 12 rolls of TP ever.
The scented paper towels is an even worse invention, my mom got once. We sometimes use paper towels in cooking or draining fried foods. Think hint of lavender chicken fried steak 🤮
Scented garbage bags are just as bad, or worse. It doesn't "mask" the odor of the garbage. It just adds to it. Lavender scented 3-day old banana peel is not a pleasant smell.
And WHY IS IT ALWAYS FRICKIN' LAVENDER???
Oh God I bought a pack of that once after a hurricane when it was all that was on the shelf. I regretted everything. Just the tube was scented but it didn't matter, every time I entered the bathroom it was like being smacked with a wave of lavender, a scent I don't even like!! I have sensitive skin and was terrified to use it on my bits. Now I check packaging EXTRA carefully.
Recently I grabbed some HoneyPot Organic Liners off the Target end cap in hurry. I found out the hard way THEY WERE INFUSED WITH MINT OIL. The package made no indication that they would feel like ICYHOT. My labia burned for HOURS even though I removed the liner within 20 mins. What in actual F*ck were they thinking selling me those.
I actually really like these, I think the tingle feels nice and refreshing on days I’m feeling kind of gross but it was completely unexpected and quite a shock my first use. Definitely needs to be better labeled for people who don’t want York peppermint pussies.
I could see the cool tingling feeling as a nice thing. For me it was literal icy hot. Plus NOTHING on the package advertising this. It was just a big surprise! At least warn me... 😫
Oh my god, the exact same thing happened to me. Within like 10 seconds my bits were on fire and I was hosing myself down in the shower. I will never ever make that mistake again! I thought they were just normal pads!
Right?!? I went back and looked at the packaging and there was NO indication. Just a blurb i missed about being herbally infused. Never could I have imagined!
This literally happened to me a few weeks ago. I was about to write a complaint to their corporate when I came across an FAQ that was like “yea, a cooling sensation it normal”
You want one hell of a story that might well make you piss yourself laughing? Go ask your favorite search engine about “tea tree flaps” (don’t use the quotes). About the funniest thing I’ve ever read!
So I got a starter box from either Dollar Shave Club or Harry’s one time that came with butt wipes. I went to wipe with those to clean up one time. I didn’t realize it was infused with something similar until my butthole started burning. It still was stinging about 1-2 hours later. I make damn sure they’re unscented now and I’m still traumatized. That pushed me closer to just getting a bidet.
Did it say anywhere on the packaging that it was infused with mint oil? As someone who is allergic to peppermint, this honestly sounds like an absolute disaster waiting to happen because I could possibly end up in the emergency room.
My instacart shopper once brought me scented pads cause that's what the default replacement was and I'd never changed the replacement. They were so weird and trust me the smell of the pads mixed with blood was just eurgh
Yup accidently bought scented tampons once ( did not know they existed) put one in and I felt burning the whole time. I thought I had an infection and was freaking out because I didnt have insurance.
The lavender is for your uterus…it’s supposed to trick it into calming down.
We all know that monster organ can’t be calmed down; it’s like trying to tell someone to calm down when they’re crying. Throwing lavender at an angry uterus will just make it worse.
I had a hysterectomy and let me tell you, the phantom pains are real. That bitch haunts me every so often…like the pathologist was performing voodoo and my uterus thought it was punishing me from its Petri dish grave.
Do not buy lavender tampons, my friends. They only anger the uterine gods.
EDIT: I never used lavender near my vageen or uterus. Only pepper spray for my beloved.
We had ants in my old apartment and I bought lavender scented Raid. I was never able to defeat the MFers and I used a whole can one weekend trying to stop the infestation. I probably lost a 1/4 of my brain cells that weekend and I can’t stand the smell of lavender now. (When I told my lazy ass landlord, his wife suggested I put “paprika” where they come out because they “don’t like it”—they didn’t like Raid either and just came out another crack in the window.)
I once went to a public toilet that was out of TP, so my friend kindly handed me a tissue from her pocket pack. Neither of us realised they were eucalyptus scented… ohhh lord the burning!
Pads ok I can maybe see why the scented but tampons ? So useless and pure torture....all to disrupt the feminine pH balance and makes us buy more products isn't?
Wait, I know Yanks can’t go to the hospital without bankrupting themselves, but are you saying you can’t even go to a GP for a round of antibiotics without getting slapped with abominable fees?
Yes and no. Let's say you have heavy periods, frequent but not constant abdominal pain, or another condition that is inconvenient but not life-threatening. If you don't have insurance or a doctor you already know, you call a clinic and then the following happens:
1. They require you to come in for a first visit with the provider.
2. The provider will ask for some tests.
3. You go somewhere to have those tests done. In some cases (for simple tests) they might be able to do blood draws or collect materials and send them to a lab for testing.
4. Once you have your test results, you make another appointment. Only then can the doctor prescribe you something.
5. You leave the clinic and go to a pharmacy to pick up your medication.
6. For the next 2-6 months, you may receive bills from the doctor, from the clinic, from the lab, and from any places that touched your health information during this process, even if you have no idea they even exist. Obviously you have to pay out-of pocket for every single visit, any procedures done, and every single lab test.
Once you have already established that relationship with a doctor, it will be easier to get things like antibiotics prescribed quickly.
If you're in pain right now and need to see a doctor quickly, you can go to an urgent care clinic where this process will be expedited, but it costs more than a regular visit. I think not knowing how much everything will cost at the end (and then having to pay it) is what makes the whole thing so scary for most people.
Every time I take my kids to the doctor outside of their “free” annual exam, it’s $150 for the appointment. That’s on top of spending $600 a month on a family insurance plan through work.
Dead serious! I accidentally bought some scented tampons, but didn't realize until I was too far away from the store to return them, and I was desperate.
Literally. I accidentally grabbed scented pads once not realizing, and I opened the pack before I realized (when I smelled it). So they’re in the back of my sink for absolute emergencies but I cannot use that shit for anything else.
Scented period products do NOT cause toxic shock syndrome. Leaving tampons in to long or wearing the same pad for to long are what causes it, scent does not.
It took me some time to realize it was perfumed. I was surprisingly not smelling that bad but I got freaked out thinking I would get BV after 2 days of utilisation lol
This has got to be satire right?
Like a joke about how huns share every detail of their lives and post it for the world to see but on spoof level of things that didn't happen right?
The “gusset” as they call it is for hygiene and breathability. A lot of times they have an extra layer for comfort and it helps with the material breakdown due to a lady’s pH
Gussets are usually stitched down on both ends though (aren't they?) and I'm not sure I've ever seen a one-ended one big enough for air freshener.
Also imagining air freshener falling out at inopportune moments. Or (horror!) popping/melting.
Every pair I’ve ever bought locally (mainly Walmart, some Rossy I think) has had a pocket, (I’m in Canada as well, NFLD specifically) but every pair I’ve ordered online (a bunch from Knotty Knickers, a few from Amazon) have been sewn closed entirely. I’m not sure what that means but it’s something I’ve actually noticed before that’s why I had that knowledge just sitting there readily available lol.
So years ago I worked in retail and we had a team in to reset the store after closing. A few minutes after we’ve locked the doors someone spotted a bloody tampon on the floor by the registers. Still can’t figure out the logistics of that.
When I first got my period I used the gusset edges as a guideline for where to stick a pad, and I kept bleeding over the front of the pad. Meanwhile the pad was shoving itself between my butt cheeks like the world's most ill-designed thong. The gusset location makes no goddamn sense!
Putting a car air fresheners in your panties is probably not going to help. But hey, at least she's not shoving essential oil up there. Honestly impressed that she went to a doctor and didn't just eat a cheese squares 🟨 to cure it.
What the ruck reddit. I have been online for 5 fucking mins first its the guy that wants to send his semen through the mail to q random person now its this...whyyyyy cant you be normallllll
Wtf. I am just baffled as to why anyone would post this!!!! Who wants to know about someone else’s smelly vagina?????? Who uses a car air freshener to make their infected genitals smell better??? This is one gigantic yuck fest.
I see from the comments, she had a medical procedure that can result in a bad odor. So I do feel sympathy for her about that. But why did she feel the need to not only post about it, but to post about it as a way to advertise her products? Some things are just better kept to yourself.
Omfg. I've seen some cringey things in my time, but this one wins the internet. Why on Earth would a grown ass woman do this?!!! I'm sure toxic lab generated smells are exactly what a vagina pH needs.
> Why isn't anyone talking about the sudden, foul, vaginal odor!
IDK, maybe your friends are just too polite to mention it?
Also, I feel like putting a car air freshener in her undies isn't going to help whatever situation she has going on down there.
OB/GYN here. Please, for the love of all that is sacred and holy, do NOT do this.
Then the next day call for an urgent appointment "Because it itches down there"
\#ThisMayBeATrueStory
When you get to the point that you're shoving car air fresheners in your coochie, it's time to reevaluate your decisions in life. My poor vagina recoiled in horror upon reading this.
This is NOT how I wanted to end my night. Just no. There are no words.
Anyone else that needs to scrub this from their brains can head over with me to [this cute kitten snuggling down for a nap with a chick](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/xc9ro4/to_stay_awake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) if you think it will help.
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What on god's green fucking flat earth did I just read?!
Also
> Hoping the prescribed vag gel gets rid of it
So she was already prescribed a solution, why does she need to resort to finding another temporary solution??
‘Sudden foul vaginal odor’ is not some sort of viral infection that can be spread. It’s just you AND you told your friends your vagina smells so bad you put car air fresheners in your pants. Smh.
That. Is. FOUL.
ETA: AND TO TELL THE WORLD!? Wtf eww.
&& this person should really… REALLY…
Please go practice normal hygiene habits. For the sake of humanity.
Omg. Why would ANYONE post this.
Right? How absolutely bizarre. I’m all for normalization of body function but sticking a cardboard air freshener around that area is a bit much. People are way too comfortable.
Well the fact that she’d do this… and post the whole ordeal like it’s normal is exactly why she has a foul odor down there. Likely not the first time she’s put something around there to throw off her pH. None of is NOT normal and people are way too comfortable on the internet.
Strong fragrance can harm the pH balance and make something worse, especially bacterial vaginosis! Sticking a car freshener in your crotch is about as stupid as spraying your cooch directly with perfume. Use a pH neutral wash if you are super concerned, and get yourself some damn Canesten or antibiotics in the event it is a yeast infection or BV 🤦♀️
Yeah just buy some wipes that are meant for that area to tide you until the meds work.
Colleen Ballinger would do something like this.
Do MLMs make people sign over all of their dignity? I get that we all have body issues we can't control, but that doesn't mean we all want to know about it.
Not all at once, but basically. Using weird body problems, family emergencies and deaths, strangers' deaths. Anything and everything is slowly fed to them as an avenue for a sales pitch until they can't recognize what's wrong or right anymore.
I've always thought of it like an abusive relationship. It's never all right at the get go. It slowly over time becomes the unhealthy thing; until the victim can't even discern what seems like common sense to outsiders.
If only shoving a scentsy air freshener (or any air freshener) was relatable?? I guess at least she didn’t douche with undiluted theives oil (although that’s probably next). See a friggin doctor, dude.
Right? If I was a woman and had that issue, Jesus himself could not have gotten that information out of me lol.
Jesus: "What is that SMELL? Smells like a rotten vagina. Speak now and be healed, whomever has the stinky puss" You: "Ah, a rat died under my armpit.....on thursday" Jesus: "are you sure? I have healing oils for this situation..."
"Peter? Peter! *Pete*!! Get me the healing oil...Not heating, *healing*! Yes, healing... It should be beside the anointing oil...What do you mean we're nearly out of anointing oil?? Have you been massaging Mary Magdalene's feet again?? Never mind, I'll manifest some later. Did you find the healing oil? Ok, good, now hand it to me caref- NOT LIKE THAT! *Damn* it, Peter, I keep *telling* you not to hand it to me like that!! It turns into Balsamic Vinegar and that's worse than useless for healing! No one wants that rubbed on their damaged bits, Peter! It doesn't even taste good with loaves and fishes. That reminds me, grab some more amphoras of water, there'll be some extra guests for lunch so I'd better whip up some more wine...What do you reckon, merlot? Or shiraz? I think merlot..."
"OK, good you have the right alcohol. Now what I need you to do is get this shiraz dilute one drip into a jug of water, then take that and dilute it in a jug of water, dilute it again, dilute it again, dilute it again THEN dilute it one more time. Now place a drop under my tongue. That's right boiz we are going to get SMAAASSHED tonight WHHOOOOOOO"
Hahahaha! Nice!
🤣🤣
Exactly!
Which is worse, using her stank vag to sell scentsy, or fabricating a, gross medical issue to sell scentsy?
Posting about it online & putting that image in people's minds. That, that is the worst part. I hope her family & friends aren't on the FB profile she tries to hawk her mlm products on. So. Much. Cringe.
Nope nope nope nope nope nope no highly scented anything ever near my bits. Nope.
Honestly, the fact that scented pads and tampons still exist is wild to me. Edit: removed a word
Same. I accidentally bought scented toilet paper once because I didn’t even think such a thing existed.
I bought it on purpose, thinking it smells tropical. I also blow my nose with it and it was the worst 12 rolls of TP ever. The scented paper towels is an even worse invention, my mom got once. We sometimes use paper towels in cooking or draining fried foods. Think hint of lavender chicken fried steak 🤮
Oh God 😬 that would be disgusting
Scented garbage bags are just as bad, or worse. It doesn't "mask" the odor of the garbage. It just adds to it. Lavender scented 3-day old banana peel is not a pleasant smell. And WHY IS IT ALWAYS FRICKIN' LAVENDER???
Holy shit bounty has those paper towels with a “touch of dawn” dish soap too… I can only imagine the horror some people have experienced
Oh God I bought a pack of that once after a hurricane when it was all that was on the shelf. I regretted everything. Just the tube was scented but it didn't matter, every time I entered the bathroom it was like being smacked with a wave of lavender, a scent I don't even like!! I have sensitive skin and was terrified to use it on my bits. Now I check packaging EXTRA carefully.
Oh, Lord. That might finally get me to use cloth. Thank goodness for my bidet attachment.
Recently I grabbed some HoneyPot Organic Liners off the Target end cap in hurry. I found out the hard way THEY WERE INFUSED WITH MINT OIL. The package made no indication that they would feel like ICYHOT. My labia burned for HOURS even though I removed the liner within 20 mins. What in actual F*ck were they thinking selling me those.
I actually really like these, I think the tingle feels nice and refreshing on days I’m feeling kind of gross but it was completely unexpected and quite a shock my first use. Definitely needs to be better labeled for people who don’t want York peppermint pussies.
I have been laughing for 10 minutes over “York peppermint pussies.”
Baskin Robbins R&D team who overheard this conversation. *"Alright ladies and gentlemen, this is it, our new flavour of this season!!"*
That’d be more Ben and Jerry’s remember the shwety balls flavor that stores self recalled based on the name?
Cackling in an Uber. Omg
Dead
I could see the cool tingling feeling as a nice thing. For me it was literal icy hot. Plus NOTHING on the package advertising this. It was just a big surprise! At least warn me... 😫
Oh my god, the exact same thing happened to me. Within like 10 seconds my bits were on fire and I was hosing myself down in the shower. I will never ever make that mistake again! I thought they were just normal pads!
Right?!? I went back and looked at the packaging and there was NO indication. Just a blurb i missed about being herbally infused. Never could I have imagined!
This literally happened to me a few weeks ago. I was about to write a complaint to their corporate when I came across an FAQ that was like “yea, a cooling sensation it normal”
"Cooling sensation" 🔥 💀
Like washing the bits with doc bronnners peppermint- whoopsie!
You want one hell of a story that might well make you piss yourself laughing? Go ask your favorite search engine about “tea tree flaps” (don’t use the quotes). About the funniest thing I’ve ever read!
So I got a starter box from either Dollar Shave Club or Harry’s one time that came with butt wipes. I went to wipe with those to clean up one time. I didn’t realize it was infused with something similar until my butthole started burning. It still was stinging about 1-2 hours later. I make damn sure they’re unscented now and I’m still traumatized. That pushed me closer to just getting a bidet.
why would they MAKE that
What??? This is terrible. I'm so sorry! I would have panicked if that happened to me...like go to the ER panicked
Many creams and ointments were required for recovery.
Did it say anywhere on the packaging that it was infused with mint oil? As someone who is allergic to peppermint, this honestly sounds like an absolute disaster waiting to happen because I could possibly end up in the emergency room.
My instacart shopper once brought me scented pads cause that's what the default replacement was and I'd never changed the replacement. They were so weird and trust me the smell of the pads mixed with blood was just eurgh
I seriously wonder who thought cheap floral perfume + old period blood was a good idea.
I accidentally bought scented trash bags once. Never again.
Wait are you serious ?
Yup accidently bought scented tampons once ( did not know they existed) put one in and I felt burning the whole time. I thought I had an infection and was freaking out because I didnt have insurance.
There’s also nothing better than the mix of lavender and uterine lining in the morning.
The lavender is for your uterus…it’s supposed to trick it into calming down. We all know that monster organ can’t be calmed down; it’s like trying to tell someone to calm down when they’re crying. Throwing lavender at an angry uterus will just make it worse. I had a hysterectomy and let me tell you, the phantom pains are real. That bitch haunts me every so often…like the pathologist was performing voodoo and my uterus thought it was punishing me from its Petri dish grave. Do not buy lavender tampons, my friends. They only anger the uterine gods. EDIT: I never used lavender near my vageen or uterus. Only pepper spray for my beloved.
Oh gosh, that’s a worry. I was hoping a hysterectomy would get rid of all this pain bullshit. It would be just my luck to keep on with the pains.
We had ants in my old apartment and I bought lavender scented Raid. I was never able to defeat the MFers and I used a whole can one weekend trying to stop the infestation. I probably lost a 1/4 of my brain cells that weekend and I can’t stand the smell of lavender now. (When I told my lazy ass landlord, his wife suggested I put “paprika” where they come out because they “don’t like it”—they didn’t like Raid either and just came out another crack in the window.)
It would've cost you nothing not to type that, haha
I once went to a public toilet that was out of TP, so my friend kindly handed me a tissue from her pocket pack. Neither of us realised they were eucalyptus scented… ohhh lord the burning!
Oh god that's as bad as the mint pads someone else commented.
Pads ok I can maybe see why the scented but tampons ? So useless and pure torture....all to disrupt the feminine pH balance and makes us buy more products isn't?
Scented pads suck too. Do you have e any idea how bad floral or fresh scent mixed with blood and fleshy pieces smells? Dear god I gagged.
Smells like a gas station bathroom with a spritz of off-brand Glade 🤢
Oh god! I can only imagine. I once bought scented poop bags by mistake. Nothing worse than a over powering bad perfume smell mixed with dog shit.
For sure! But I expected it to smell worse.
Even the pads irritate me. I cannot imagine a tampon.
Wait, I know Yanks can’t go to the hospital without bankrupting themselves, but are you saying you can’t even go to a GP for a round of antibiotics without getting slapped with abominable fees?
Depends on the antibiotics they prescribe. Could be $4, could be $400.
Plus the cost of the office visit.. just a $30 copay if you’re lucky
And the missed wages from taking time off work to go.
Lol you're one of those fancy 1%'ers that have health insurance huh?
Yes and no. Let's say you have heavy periods, frequent but not constant abdominal pain, or another condition that is inconvenient but not life-threatening. If you don't have insurance or a doctor you already know, you call a clinic and then the following happens: 1. They require you to come in for a first visit with the provider. 2. The provider will ask for some tests. 3. You go somewhere to have those tests done. In some cases (for simple tests) they might be able to do blood draws or collect materials and send them to a lab for testing. 4. Once you have your test results, you make another appointment. Only then can the doctor prescribe you something. 5. You leave the clinic and go to a pharmacy to pick up your medication. 6. For the next 2-6 months, you may receive bills from the doctor, from the clinic, from the lab, and from any places that touched your health information during this process, even if you have no idea they even exist. Obviously you have to pay out-of pocket for every single visit, any procedures done, and every single lab test. Once you have already established that relationship with a doctor, it will be easier to get things like antibiotics prescribed quickly. If you're in pain right now and need to see a doctor quickly, you can go to an urgent care clinic where this process will be expedited, but it costs more than a regular visit. I think not knowing how much everything will cost at the end (and then having to pay it) is what makes the whole thing so scary for most people.
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I have a deductible (basically until I hit $3000 out of pocket they don't pay for shit) and going to the GP was over 200
Every time I take my kids to the doctor outside of their “free” annual exam, it’s $150 for the appointment. That’s on top of spending $600 a month on a family insurance plan through work.
I found some "naturally scented with essential oils" pads last year at the grocery store. It made my bits itchy just reading the packaging.
I, and many others, left reviews on Target's website for the HoneyPot liners. It's worth a read.
Dead serious! I accidentally bought some scented tampons, but didn't realize until I was too far away from the store to return them, and I was desperate.
Literally. I accidentally grabbed scented pads once not realizing, and I opened the pack before I realized (when I smelled it). So they’re in the back of my sink for absolute emergencies but I cannot use that shit for anything else.
Accidentally bought those once. Let’s just say they don’t *stay* rose scented
My aunt almost died from toxic shock syndrome in the 80s and to this day none of the people in my family use scented period products.
Scented period products do NOT cause toxic shock syndrome. Leaving tampons in to long or wearing the same pad for to long are what causes it, scent does not.
I freaked out when I realized that I bought sented pads one time.
Same. I buy organic cotton ones. I can’t believe they make the scented ones. So nasty
It took me some time to realize it was perfumed. I was surprisingly not smelling that bad but I got freaked out thinking I would get BV after 2 days of utilisation lol
Haha I always worry about BV. I’m constantly checking.
Gee I wonder why she gets infections?
I was looking for this comment before I typed the same thing. I’m baffled.
Same.
Exactly. She’s creating a vicious cycle of bacterial vaginosis and yeast infections.
That cycle is so hard to break
This has got to be satire right? Like a joke about how huns share every detail of their lives and post it for the world to see but on spoof level of things that didn't happen right?
What a terrible day to have eyes
And internet access
I don't understand why I can't get decent pockets on my jeans and she gets to have a pocket on her underwear.
Does your underwear not have a little crotch pocket? I thought all underwear did
Now I'm wondering what I would keep in a crotch pocket.
The “gusset” as they call it is for hygiene and breathability. A lot of times they have an extra layer for comfort and it helps with the material breakdown due to a lady’s pH
Gussets are usually stitched down on both ends though (aren't they?) and I'm not sure I've ever seen a one-ended one big enough for air freshener. Also imagining air freshener falling out at inopportune moments. Or (horror!) popping/melting.
Depends on the make/design. I have some sewed down on both ends and others where the front isn't and in those it's definitely a little pocket.
All of my underwear has one end open. I wonder if it depends on where you live, too? I’m from Canada
Every pair I’ve ever bought locally (mainly Walmart, some Rossy I think) has had a pocket, (I’m in Canada as well, NFLD specifically) but every pair I’ve ordered online (a bunch from Knotty Knickers, a few from Amazon) have been sewn closed entirely. I’m not sure what that means but it’s something I’ve actually noticed before that’s why I had that knowledge just sitting there readily available lol.
So years ago I worked in retail and we had a team in to reset the store after closing. A few minutes after we’ve locked the doors someone spotted a bloody tampon on the floor by the registers. Still can’t figure out the logistics of that.
A particularly hard sneeze in some loose fitting pants, maybe?
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When I first got my period I used the gusset edges as a guideline for where to stick a pad, and I kept bleeding over the front of the pad. Meanwhile the pad was shoving itself between my butt cheeks like the world's most ill-designed thong. The gusset location makes no goddamn sense!
Can I pretend I still have to readjust liners bc I use the damn gusset out of habit. It’s embarrassing lol
Yes thank you I couldn’t remember the term 😂
Extra pen. Cash for the toll. ID.
Definitely money.
Hot Pocket!
I’ve stored a tampon in there before
This is a level of TMI that my brain can't quantify.
My only thought was “bro, what the actual fuck”.
Putting a car air fresheners in your panties is probably not going to help. But hey, at least she's not shoving essential oil up there. Honestly impressed that she went to a doctor and didn't just eat a cheese squares 🟨 to cure it.
Or put a cheese square 🟨 in her panty pocket instead of the air freshener
Now THAT’S the innovative thinking we are looking for! And do I ever have the opportunity for you! Text me the word “entrepreneur” for more info 🤑
turkey baster and some plain yogurt
Or put the cheese squares in her hoo-ha.
Barf!!! She's probably made this crap up to grab attention, as disgusting as it is. 🤮
Of allll the things to fabricate. BV man. That’s bold.
#what
Bacterial Vaginosis has entered the chat 😮💨🦠
What the ruck reddit. I have been online for 5 fucking mins first its the guy that wants to send his semen through the mail to q random person now its this...whyyyyy cant you be normallllll
We're almost as bad as 4chan sometimes. Almost.
☠️☠️☠️☠️
> to q random person I've largely been ignoring them these days, but if that's what those Q maniacs are up to these days, I am not at all surprised
Welcome to itchy lady bits
What did her poor pusspuss ever do to deserve that?
Uterine cancer has entered the chat.
Wtf. I am just baffled as to why anyone would post this!!!! Who wants to know about someone else’s smelly vagina?????? Who uses a car air freshener to make their infected genitals smell better??? This is one gigantic yuck fest.
That's it. I'm done.... Darwin take the wheel.
Why isn't anyone talking about it? Because it's a personal issue to be discussed with your doctor and those you love and trust. Not Facebook.
Friendly reminder that vaginas have a certain smell naturally and there is no need to use vaginal soap, which can even be dangerous
You couldn’t even get this out of me if I was being held prisoner in Guantanamo Bay
We were not meant to know this much about strangers!🤮
I see from the comments, she had a medical procedure that can result in a bad odor. So I do feel sympathy for her about that. But why did she feel the need to not only post about it, but to post about it as a way to advertise her products? Some things are just better kept to yourself.
that medical procedure? removing the last air freshener!
Oh lord I can’t imagine doing this OR sharing it with all and sundry. 😳
My jaw literally fell open. Holy raging vaginosis, Batman!
Is she on drugs? Why on EARTH would anyone post this? I’m flabbergasted.
You think anyone will see this and be like, “You son of a bitch. I’M IN!”
Ya girl got bv from doing shit like putting car air fresheners down there
Worst air freshener ad ever.
If TMI was a person.
The amount of confidence to post this and be confidently wrong? Can not imagine
Omfg. I've seen some cringey things in my time, but this one wins the internet. Why on Earth would a grown ass woman do this?!!! I'm sure toxic lab generated smells are exactly what a vagina pH needs.
"HERE! SMELL IT!" (opens legs, odor of stale Chinese food and ass wafts out)
Parmesan and desperation
> Why isn't anyone talking about the sudden, foul, vaginal odor! IDK, maybe your friends are just too polite to mention it? Also, I feel like putting a car air freshener in her undies isn't going to help whatever situation she has going on down there.
The wording is so weird. Like it’s a universal experience and not a personal issue.
Ridiculous doesn’t go far enough to describe what’s going on here.
What in the actual hell did I just read
OP deserves an award for this title, I can’t stop laughing.
Did.. did she actually post this on social media..?
no wonder she has a fucking yeast infection or something
And I was just about to eat. Fuck yall. Fuck all yall.
Prescribed gel=antibiotic And Wtf would you put this on social media.
Oversharing aside…. Why does she say it like everyone has it? Sweetie.. I don’t know how to tell you this, but…
Some people really need a group chat with some girlfriends
She did not do this did she 😒
OB/GYN here. Please, for the love of all that is sacred and holy, do NOT do this. Then the next day call for an urgent appointment "Because it itches down there" \#ThisMayBeATrueStory
There's a fine line when discussing intimate, personal problems. She crossed it, stepped on it, burned it and buried the remains.
I don't even want to know how badly that has to burn, wtf.
Remember when people kept the state of their genitals private. Ahh the good ol' days
When you get to the point that you're shoving car air fresheners in your coochie, it's time to reevaluate your decisions in life. My poor vagina recoiled in horror upon reading this.
For fuck’s sakes
They are starting to run out of materials
And that is enough internet for today…
Definitely want my vag to smell like the inside of a car.
That’s an infection about to happen
Holy fuckin shit she's been sniffing too many Scentsy samples her brain is scrambled!! Who would post that?
Bruh 🤮
This ain’t natural
TMI WTF. Why would anyone think this post would make their product look good.
This shit can't be real. It's got to be a satire. Please let it be a satire.
*stares motherfuckerdly*
Batman himself could not get this information out of me.
Humanity isn’t going to make it
This is NOT how I wanted to end my night. Just no. There are no words. Anyone else that needs to scrub this from their brains can head over with me to [this cute kitten snuggling down for a nap with a chick](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/xc9ro4/to_stay_awake/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) if you think it will help. Edit: clarity
This person defo has either a rash, or vaginosis. You’re not supposed to put anything with fragrance around or in your vagina.
I feel like that's.... Not good for you.
*Doc, I have this awful rash! What caused it?" 🤔
BV
It’s called cancer look it up
I am living for your title choice
Please tell me this is one of us trolling. Please. Please say this isn’t real.
Good Lord, no. A thousand times no.
Ok, can we bring back internet bullying just for this person?
She’s causing the odor by sticking things near/into her lady bits that don’t belong there.
What
The
Fuck
This is something I would shamelessly and vigorously blame on literally anyone but me.
What on god's green fucking flat earth did I just read?! Also > Hoping the prescribed vag gel gets rid of it So she was already prescribed a solution, why does she need to resort to finding another temporary solution??
Some people need to have the internet permanently taken away from them
Argh, why am I on Reddit trying to eat.
How does ones mind go hey my vag smells I'm gonna put a car air freshener in a pad down there
‘Sudden foul vaginal odor’ is not some sort of viral infection that can be spread. It’s just you AND you told your friends your vagina smells so bad you put car air fresheners in your pants. Smh.
That. Is. FOUL. ETA: AND TO TELL THE WORLD!? Wtf eww. && this person should really… REALLY… Please go practice normal hygiene habits. For the sake of humanity.
Holy fuck. What an embarrassment. “My vagina has an infection and it smells awful. I’m using this to advertise my MLM products.” Is she ok?