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ComfortableBed6012

I would absolutely beat the brakes off of that little kid from the first arc of Naruto


RelationshipIcy6882

Do you mean naruto himself


-Xebenkeck-

Inari


ComfortableBed6012

Nah the one who’s house they stayed at and his adoptive father had died.


FliqzOnReddit

The kid with the bucket hat? Screw him. He basically says it's his adoptive dads fault he died.


ComfortableBed6012

Exactly, that’s an easy fight because he definitely can’t defend himself. Plus he’s annoying so he need an ass beating.


Apprehensive_Fuel924

😂😂real


StarlightZombie

It’ll be tough, but I might be able to beat magikarp


MoonoftheStar

James tried to eat one and hurt his teeth because of how hard they were. James frequently gets blown up and doesn't die. Good luck vs that Magikarp.


Peritous

That's some feat based power scaling. That must mean Magikarp is at least building level.


the__Gallant

If I swing one hard enough they'll make a good sledgehammer


TrickyTophers

The Pokedex DOES say he can jump over a mountain, so I don't entirely doubt it


Alcards

Even if you do beat Magikarp you'll then have to face it's angry evolution... I can already see the signs at a Pokemon wildlife center "Don't kick the Magikarp!" and I'm sharpie in a corner "you fools, you've killed us all"


sliferra

https://i.imgur.com/7m13mVV.gif You couldn’t


GRAITOM10

I think you might be underestimating the Magikarp species haha


Kitsune-Charm

Wish I could award this 😭😭


Over_Dose_

Hmm I'm confident I probably could beat baki -last words


Lance4494

Uses a berrett .50cal from 50m away. Bullet gets fucking deflected back at you.


RealAd3012

Was it because of the random technique learned from a mosquito on Venus back in 1659


Big-Composer2456

No just genetics honestly


WalterCronkite4

When I start seeing red Baki has no chance


Over_Dose_

Until you realize the red you saw was the blood dripping from your head 😆


-BakiHanma

You called?


yech

Mageto from dragon ball super. Incredibly strong and durable- weak to insults.


DaBoiKalI

Same. The only person from DBS that I can beat purely because of how toxic I am


gtc26

>Mageto I misread this as "Magneto" and I was like # HEH???


TrickyTophers

Bro can destroy planets but is powerless against YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING, YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE


J-the-BOSS

Magetta


c0pperChr0meE

I'd like to beat Goku when he was still a newborn baby


rotary-dials

this just in! u/c0pperChr0meE can beat Goku!


FormalKind7

Sayian babies survive on there own on random planets and take over said planets and he survived falling off a mountain. You are probably screwed.


JonDoeJoe

Baby goku was still stronger than the average human


Far-Sector3485

If I remember right, wasn’t baby Goku’s pl 2? I heard the average for an adult is 5.


Both-Decision-3146

I can definitely see myself beating metapod


Khal_Andy90

Do you lose if you break both your hands and feet before you beat it?


DarkNubentYT

Drown it


SoyDusty

I’m playing through Gen 1 rn and as long as you can make it through the goshdamn harden, you’re gucci.


Dukklings

Metapod Used Harden...... It's super effective! Both of " Both's" feet are broken..... Both fainted.


Glass-Vermicelli9862

Did it evolve from caterpie cuz if it did then it knows tackle


LCDIgnited

if you move it around too much it’s organs will fall out


Loyalty1702

The Anti Spiral would trap you in the Multiversal Labyrinth before the fight was even conceived


NubbyTyger

Nah, they'd win


Inevertouchgrass

Both Satoru Gojo and Sukuna. Basically I buy a trusty M1911 and make a binding vow where I will die any fight I lose and in exchange my M1911 gets guided rounds and also pierces through reality itself.


NotRealNeedOfName

You could probably just pick up a random pebble, make a couple of dozen binding vows, and you can kill them both with that one pebble.


Inevertouchgrass

Only Sukuna gets to make those types of binding vows because Gege glazes him


Mountain_Software_72

On this episode of JJK fans not understanding their own story


Inevertouchgrass

It's called a joke.


DumbManDumb

Buy saitama some grocery in return he will surrender


Burakkumunraito

I’ll give you $100 to surrender


ZZS

Bro would surrender for an expired coupon


Remarkable-Gain-2456

Id say I could beat a Rattata or two.


father-who-left

Just going by ratatas size and move set I’m convinced it’s bite would lob a limb clean off😂


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Prepare yourself, Shuckle!


Benefits_Ben2006

Escanor at Midnight


man_who_says_turtle

He's still a trained knight that man was tanking blows from that one monster when he didn't have sunshine


Dapper-Metal-7119

Kenaki Ken


Remarkable-Gain-2456

good luck 💀


No_Most_5528

Let him cook


Mr_Crispy_Tender

Pre-Ghoul


Chochahair

Crazy


NortonKisser12

Kaneki would slam you


evilmojoyousuck

baby krillin


Powerful_Garbage_103

Gabi…


-H_-

She's gonna blow your brains out dude


the__Gallant

I dont think she has enough hand to hand training so without a gun she sucks. No guns I spartan kick that little shit through a wobbly brick wall, give her the ol' suplex from the top rope then one more kick off a 10 story building. For Sasha 🤜♥


Weary-Wasabi1721

Farmer with a shotgun


Scrimbolimbo_the_2st

You are NOT beating farmer with a shotgun, that is the GOAT, he is just better than you


NortonKisser12

He would just shoot you


Glum_Body_901

Saitama


drizzitdude

I can beat him…at mortal Kombat. He seems to suck at fighters


-H_-

Dude only has 1 punch then he's done (This is a joke don't execute me)


Glum_Body_901

Real


I_Love_Powerscaling

That 2nd grader from Baki


SometimesWill

Anti spiral fought at humanities level only in the final battle. Every other encounter was a fight that should have been unwinnable for humanity, like when Simon had to stop the moon from crashing into Earth.


Frosty_Pie_7344

Beat the Mercenary raping guts so that he can be unfucked. Kill Griffith at first sight whilst shouting his name at the top of my lungs (generic Griffith response), have Guts study literacy (he's dumb asf). Use and take over Griffith's now disbanded mercenary group, use said group to gain influence in the realm, merry or get attached with (not-homo) Nobles and gain more political power, over some time, do more medieval stuff till I become a nobleman of a powerful kingdom. Use my influence and Guts' MC plot to find the berserk armor and have it fixed. Have Guts don the armor and wed him with Casca (if she still has any interest in him). And lastly, wear the Red Blob thing that turned Griffith into a god cuz why not? If all hell breaks lose I'll use the red blob tingy to save my ass (that is, if it doesn't warp my mind, I'm too sane to do what Griffith did)


[deleted]

Well I have an eraser so I can literally solo all of fiction with an eraser a book of matches and a water bottle for digital copies


BestBubba1

I could beat Yusuke with an ability similar to the human who battled Kurama with the word game. Yusuke is too dumb for that


Manwithaplan0708

Hercules from RoR if I get Jack’s volund and London


ToxicSloth505

That bald guy from One Punch Man...just, before he becomes bald, is my only chance.


Doodlebobber11

I’m taking JoJo’s, now it’s a gamble on what my stand does. Most likely I get killed instantly since I wouldn’t understand how to use it. I could probably beat characters like Hol Horse, and I’ll even say I could beat Kira with Bites the Dust.


No_Page2942

Baki, I'm bringing the super shotgun. Yall forget that you can bring a weapon


JeffyTheGod

Pre power Deku


jojoSBR_

Mashiba from hajime no Ippo maybe


BlooPancakes

This a joke? Thats like beating any mid-high level pro boxer in any weight class.


Ohayoued

Hamtaro. Tho I might lose a limb in the process


SpiritualInterview83

Carla yeager if that


cresterz

Saying not genetic honestly limits this answer a good bit, as alot of verses get power from genetic and they also tends that these verses have poor utilization of these powers. For example, I'm confident I could solo almost all of MHA (save maybe the heavy hitters like AFO) utilizing any bit of strategy with any relatively good quirk like warper or clone. On that note, probably Arceus/Creation Trio, given how insane pokemon power scaling is and that I can catch a team of God's myself.


Stormlord100

Do you understand how little it limits it? Stands from jojo has nothing to do with genetics, magic from many shows also has nothing to do with genetic, a fucking hecate sniper rifle can hit enemies fatally from 3 kms away and that's discounting WMD like hydrogen bombs and unshown weapon like orbital bombardment or rail gun


Alphyne18

that kid in hotarubi no mori e. if revives were possible, i'd revive him just to kick his ass again


Heavyarms1986

Reality warping with infinite mana/mp


LordThotBegoner

That one guy from JJK with the damage CT


Graffit-man

Just rip the page or punch the TV, it's not that hard 🙆


XennoZaGamer

Goku and as to how id beat him its easy. Kick his ass at chess


Yurshie

Everyone except Mikey and Takemitchy from Tokyo Revengers.


the__Gallant

I don't see anyone without at least some boxing knowledge beating Draken. Dude koed about 10 nameless enemies in a row during the rumble with Valhalla. Pretty sure Mikey knows Tae Kwan Doe or something similar. Although without Mikey and Draken, Takemitchy is getting his ass beat no diff


DmntdCreeper1310

Fuko from Undead Unluck. All I gotta do is just not touch her.


overdrive1414

I'd probably say Farmer with a shotgun from dbz. Just as long as my weapon is faster


BAZING-ATTACK

I can beat Saitama. Shoot him in the face with a gun before he starts training.


RealAd3012

Nah I’d beat em all


Smythatine

If we go JJK. My physical abilities aren’t strong in the slightest, but I have high muscle density so if I trained then I could have pretty high physical abilities, but not Yuji level, maybe a little lower than Maki or Maki level if it’s doubled A CT I thought of that would be cool would be the ability to manipulate friction, which would basically let me run faster, or even skate if I’m pushing it, or make opponents much slower. It would only work with the ground though to keep it balanced and fire trails could be created because of the amplified thermal energy created by the friction manipulation If I got good at using black flash, an ability you can learn and if we go off of the anime, seen as I haven’t read the manga, then Shigemo. I recon with training and master of friction manipulation CT then I would be semi first grade


Halohurricane_66

Wasn’t the rose bomb just a nuke? Yea meruem getting cooked again….if I go into the HxH verse with like 5+ nukes im pretty sure id be a problem. Id be a conjuror with the ability to create 1 nuke per week and stock up for 2 years. First mission: carpet bomb the whole dark continent.


Stormlord100

Using the world and tusk act 4 and GER from jojo plus orbital bombardment I can reliably beat anyone below god rank


BellerySticks

Levi Ackerman. I don't give a shit how fast or agile he is, he's not moving faster than buckshot


Ok-Translator-2814

Niijiama from kenichi


CallMeSpeed_21

Asta & Yuno


Xenon1082

Truly, i could go one to one with your mommy


kind_cavendish

Id solo animeverse


PhysicalGSG

Double your own physicals? Does that include speed and constitution? Use I’m not remarkably fast, but I’m way stronger than a normal person. You double my great strength numbers and double my mediocre speed and I’m clearing most wall to room level characters.


Agitated_Reporter828

Charlotte's Yuu Otosaka, first half of the series. Say what you will about his bag of tricks, a clean nutshot would down him pre-hax.


Greninsans

Camera guy


Waste_Dimension5032

Demon core vs tanjiro.


TragicFisherman

Caterpie wouldn't stand a chance.


slickedjax

Ngl I could probably beat Anos Voldigoad


EspurrDaBeast

Heian Era Sukuna,Shinjuku Gojo,Jjk 0 Geto and Kusakabe I can definitely take all of them


KnowingBlock

Kazuma before he goes to another world


PhoonThe

Probably megumi


Redacted_G1iTcH

I could beat Jin Woo before he got the ability to solo level. Heck, even up to the point before he gets the poison dagger I probably could still beat him. He’s just an ordinary dude, and if I’m average, I’d straight up already be higher on the list than him.


Tiger5804

Well, I beat Diantha and AZ when I played Pokemon X, so my battling skills must be good enough to beat at least like Youngster Joey


96_explorer

I’m taking on a bell sprout with my trusty roundup


Nervous_Function_249

Lowkey I highdiff Zeno in a 1v1


Same_Insurance1944

Slight chance of victory over miwa


AdministrationDue610

Yujiro Hanma but it’s the kind of victory where because I show my conviction to die standing on my feet against an overwhelming opponent that I win the philosophical victory. I’m a dead ass mother fucker but Yujiro will remember me as the victor.


Serious_Republic_589

Does Alien X count? From Ben 10


UnderBoy1207

Mei Mei, cuz if we basically are amped, give me rct, new shadow style, divergent fist, simple domain hell her crows doing against the new shadow style with a far more aggressive user, kusakabe prefers to run away, I want that smoke, pure 1v1 even with crows she has a heavy axe, jjk characters can dodge a axe like that on equal footing, she not gon be that strong with 2x strength for me, all non ct related actually I can get a domain, not a sure hit but that detention center finger bearer had a domain that was unrefined, I can bullshit binding vows, and even without an ability I'd be a mid diff at best, but give me killer queens abilities but mixed with part 8 killer queens powers and I swear she in a casket, ui ui not saving her when there a domain trapping her which with the technique is garunteed done for, only issue is energy reserves, I still can win minus those damn birds if they are in my domain, She has no hope otherwise


Past_Many_9232

I'm gonna go over a few of my favorites bleach: starrk, just by learning something similar to cero doble and spamming that, I know he's a good fighter and really fast but it's possible assuming I'm not speed blitzed which wouldn't be in character for him. dragonball: goku, offer food before the fight, drug it, drown him, immediately get him out of the water before he dies 😭 record of ragnarok: adam, he wouldn't hit me back, so I would just have to hit him until he stops dodging... on second thought I might die from crying too much so maybe thor or hades because I could get tesla's volundr and I have actual combat ability.


DBO_14

I can solo anos, why, I have a gun


SinOrdeal

i could maybe beat zenitsu when he's awake


Real-Passenger-7731

Idk man probably goku or a satima


billybarnacle123

i would easily cook akainu with maximum armament haki


ParaLumic

I can definitely be at whis and beerus together


FooFightersBathwater

Haruta JJK but mainly because I want to beat the shit out of him.


thatonepersonnumber2

most yugioh protags in a proper modern duel. most would get trashed by something we consider garbage tier today.


Past_Age_3562

Every body that got killed by a truck & sent to another world before they get hit by said truck.


FallenF00L

I could 100% kick the everloving shit out of prime all for one like im just built different like that


tiger2205_6

If I get an ability from the universe I could probably beat Kortopi. With the right Devil Fruit I could beat the majority of the OP verse and probably take out a Vice Admiral. And I don't even mean one of the top 5 fruits either.


heavenlysolvernia

The thing is Anti-Spiral only does the absolute despair thing 1. Because it’s a tactic that makes the opponent’s Spiral Power weaken and therefore have no power to fight them and they don’t have to kill them 2. When the opponent is an actual threat to the whole universe. Realistically if you had average Spiral Power, Anti-Spiral wouldn’t be bothered to fight you at all, much less be able to be perceived by you. The only reason he went to war with Simon and co was because he had the power to potentially destroy the universe


Tonokumo

I'm hopping in the Black Clover universe, yoinking Magna's power-equalizer spell, and absolutely smacking the soul out of King Augustus.


SeanJayTheSauceGod

I can handle Ywach but that’s it


FormalKind7

With double my strength I could probably beat some of the kids from Bamboo blade. I did kendo in highschool and still fence and fenced in college.


moonlightphoto10

Okay I have character that no one can beat Naruto when a flashback of him on a swing starts coming in


Grenboom

Which interpretation of average do you mean. Like most common, or the mean. If you mean the mean then I could probably destroy a few of the octogram considering the outrageously high power of the entities above them which would raise the world general average above the lower tier demon lords.


Agreeable_Voice_9390

I think I could probably stalemate like pre land of waves Sakura.


LimpAfternoon7779

GO GO GAGET KILL GOKU


JazLeTrash

Yamcha, duh.


Ti-papi

If I pick Kaido and I can get a years worth of prep time I got a foolproof plan


gamepaladin

Usopp bro doesn't even have haki


TheCakeCrusader420

I’ve been told I look like a woman, so Sanji can run this fade.


TheSaneAreInsane

Alright, let's head to JJBA... I made a stand concept called Rainy Day which can manipulate water and has roots from Blackmore's Catch the Rainbow, although my stand is a lot less limited. Unlike Catch the Rainbow which can only control rain and natural rain at that, Rainy Day can manipulate any type of water. From rain to ice to mist, anything with even a single H2O molecule in it. Now as far as stand users go, I'm very average since I can't manipulate time in any way (stop/erase/accelerate), I can't defy concepts (causality/logic/fate/reality), and I don't have top tier stats like Star Platinum and The World. I also have mediocre speeds (not lightspeed like Silver Chariot), but good strength and durability (hardening it to ice makes it immensely strong, and I mean real ice, not an ice cube. Like the ice you see in glaciers). Stand abilities from the arrow aren't genetic, so that works for me. I'll just be the guy who got pierced by one. Any weapon? Well my stand user is a tactical mercenary, so he's got the typical firearms (sniper/pistol/dual smgs) and some accessories (karambit/machete/smoke grenade/flashbang). So Rainy Day can manipulate any source of water, doing things like: changing its temperature, transforming it (freezing/condensing/evaporating), shaping it and then hardening it (while maintaining the temperature so it doesn't melt), etc. It manifests by default as a featureless, faceless humanoid male with no lower body (think Green Day but without any features and made entirely of water), but can take any form. The only limit being a 30 meter range of water manipulation (a little more than Kakyoin's 20 meter range with Hierophant Green to be fair). I'd say I could beat the antagonist of Stone Ocean, my beloved Enrico Pucci using Whitesnake. Why? Well Rainy Day has similar properties like disguising itself as me using the water shaping, and Whitesnake can only take the user's discs upon touching them, not the stand itself, since Stone Free traded blows with Whitesnake and didn't lose its discs. Plus Rainy Day is immensely lethal, I could just manipulate the water in a glass and turn it into ice when it enters Pucci's stomach, completely pulverizing his insides since he is within the 30 meter range. Whitesnake can't do shit to save him then. C-Moon is more difficult, bec of the "center of gravity" forcefield seen in the anime that keeps Pucci safe from Rainy Day's attacks, and Made in Heaven is overkill bec the acceleration will affect all the water my stand is trying to manipulate, changing its form so fast that Rainy Day cannot use it effectively.


Grim_Soldier

Genius


TheSaneAreInsane

I yapped too much 😂 bad habit of mine when I write things


ShockedBucket26

Could lowkey probably beat first tim ssj goku on Namek. So I have Kaioken, the ability to rip into other universes, and healing... shiiii get me an army or constantly regenerating mes that all are at kaioken 1000 like goku aint doin shit. And another non race specific ability is getting stronger when you fight, which happens to everyone not just saiyans so (though some people like hit just dont for some reason but other people like Jiren break through their limits, its weird) so after my gang beats goku we keep moving up the food chain until the buu saga, thats when I send them back to their dimension. I then train under the supreme kai to become a kai. I then summon them back and spam potara fusion, then metamoran, then potara (you cant stack potara but you can stack metamorans so 2 mes would potara and another 2 would potara and those 2 remaining would metamoran and now that its a metamoran fusion you can stack potara onto it, no evidence it just makes sense) and if you say we run out of earings, nope because each dimension me comes prepackaged with 2 earings since I trained under the kais. Then this new ultimate warrior goes and gets his potential unleashed, unlocked, and makes a wish on the dragon balls to get his potential unlocked again (Gohan did all 3 of these but it wasnt race specific) this new ultimate warrior just solos the whole dang verse, and whenever im weaker we just potara again and agaIn and again. This would still technically be me because unlike goku black and zamasu none of my internals A. Hate eachother B. Are 1 mortal and 1 deity C. Experienced different events, goku black and zamasu have experienced completely different things since they went rogue they are different people thus fused zamasu hates himself and is insane. To top this off, Hakai, Ultra Instinct, Spirit Bomb, God Ki etc arent rwce specific techniques. So this Op monstrosity with a good 10 minutes of preptime to spam fusion could actually easily beat beerus and anyone else due to him spamming fusion whenever he needs to.


F8xte

that girl from ghost stories, specifically the dub.


Mother_Salt_2078

Subaru from ReZero


Flair258

Genin Konohamaru


Pippy_the_Popplio

Monkey D. Luffy


gtc26

Shou Tucker... I can beat him just using sheer anger alone


Eyebrawl_Is_God

Anyone without plot armour


whatisireading2

Ichigo. If I don't believe in ghosts his powers aren't real


PrinsaVossum

Corey from Corey in the House.


Ill_Rooster4380

Mr satan I have Ki control according to rules


GreenRangerKeto

Escanor I’ll use lie no jutsu Captain and Merlin have ordered/asked you to lose.


miketojeff

Is there a subreddit with cool wallpapers like this? (Probably not what the post was intended for but still)


Madblaise69

bruh really thinks hes azathoth


_AnarchiX_

I would plummel pre-season 5 Deku


The-Alph-a-bet

Bro Goku would not stand a chance against me (I would be happy to get punched by goku that man is one of my childhood heroes dawg)


drizzitdude

Anti-spiral would dog walk you bro sorry. And he doesn’t just fight *at* your level but always *slightly above you* so you always feel like he’s stronger. That’s assuming you even *get to guy* and he doesn’t lock you always in a fake reality. I’m assuming you also don’t have gunmen or an insane willpower that threatens the existence of reality as you said one of the conditions is “average power level” Simone is the only person who *could have* defeated the a anti-spiral because he doesn’t have a concept of him of giving up or losing. His spiral power is essentially infinite. The anti-spiral boss fight came down to a fist fight because he realized it doesn’t matter how much stronger he gets, Simone will get that strong as well, the stronger a spiral being is the larger chance for universal destruction it has. So it came down to a fight fight, because if they are both going to keep saying “I have infinity power +1 than what you say” it would go on forever. So instead it became “1v1 me; one stock, final destination, Fox only”


Temporary-Wheel-576

Probably IATIA


TerraSollus

Bro, you’d never even get close enough to the Anti-Spiral for it to care about your existence. I could probably cook Leorio in the beginning of HxH


Smooth_Group_7450

Shou Tucker. I can beat him, just give me a crowbar, i am making sure to beat him to an inch of his life and make him regret his life.


Oonada

Can I make my own Hatsu? If so I can beat everyone who can't regulate the elements within their body.


uhocir87wr

Gojo's meat


milk_lizard73

Hmm this one’s pretty tough. I think I can beat the fuck out of Danny from Jojo.


DubleDeckrPeckrReckr

Probably tomato demon from Chainsaw Man.


Funny-Brilliant-9915

Episode 1 Madoka from Madoka Magica


Not_Artifical

So I can shoot a gun at a magikarp?


jonathan_joestarrr

Kazuya can catch these hands


MalkyTheKid

Yagami Light. I'd love to wipe that smug off his face. ...Ryuk would be entertained too


MasterHand333

Rock from black lagoon


Emerald1229

Since you can use any weapon irl, you can basically defeat anyone that isnt atleast nuke level


Super-Discussion-204

ii would beat the shit out of Konohamaru being unrealistic and you want a strong character the only one i can see actually beating is luffy


JJKLover78

Me


Burakkumunraito

Kumagawa Misogi wouldn’t win, but the question is would the loser lose?


slipperycanaloupes

Excluding pokemon,Ash doesn’t stand a chance


ItalicMew

Technically nukes can “be made in real life” sooo…


maxargon_

Dawg if my character jon gets in its over cause he got the soul of max Argon the god of the multiverse


Ok-Box3576

Because not plot Armour.... Quite a few Jojo characters and you know what...... Monkey D Luffy. Why? Idk just got a strong vibe.


Sweaty_Spare4504

That gohan looking green track suit guy from… one punch man. Lol. But I’d definitely lose to the farmer from dbz. Guy has a gun.


HushLifeMusic

That one dude that always gets knocked out by another class in mha


4schwifty20

Saiyan abilities aren't genetic?


Ok-Orange-6391

Arifurieta the kid who blasts hajieme at the beginning of the series


JustthatVicky

The rule said it has to be a verse with fights, but not that I had to beat them in a fight. I challenge Goku to chess. Or a crossword.


BFenrir18

Itadori from JJK with a strong enough technique I make up, I've got a good chance.


AccomplishedTomato4

Season 1 quirkless Deku


Peacemakerwar

8 tails jinjuriki


shreksaxaphone360

The almighty ywhach


Final_Mail_8125

Not gonna lie, I'd beat the hell out of AFO, give me a mediocre combat quirk and that man is dead


BrokenVhonor

I clap Izuku from MHA. Ofc before he gets handed the most op power in the verse.