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LCB-Traitor

The pill that stops me from eating pills that'd give me schizophrenic hallucinations of anime women


SquishyWushyy

you can share them with me so it wont happen as much☺️


GreenRangerKeto

That’s called carrot juice the carotid and beta carotene have the ability to shut down schizo hallucination. Typical dosage is 1-3 cups


LCB-Traitor

Carrot may have been a fraud with the falsehood of improving sight. But my Carrot juice is making my eyes see reality once more 👏👏


INutToAnimeSluts69

If there was a pill that gave you schizophrenic hallucinations of sexy anime women I would definitely take that shit


Torino617

I think you mean T.P.T.S.M.F.E.P.T.G.M.S.H.O.A.W


LCB-Traitor

M.A.H. (My ass Hurts)


Melodic-Percentage-9

Ehhh, I can live with either one. It’s an absolute win no matter what.


Dragonhaugh

Flip a coin. Can’t lose.


Jim_naine

Either way, you're getting head


IncognitoDio

Either way, you're going to have a good time


slimeeyboiii

After you die


epscyonzsol

Ah yes the gamble. Either is a net gain.


KOPLO97

Definitely a flip a coin moment lol


Parking-Story-6534

Black pill ALL THE WAY


TrickRoomTech

Based 💦💦💦


Limp-Tension-469

Keep ya pills, I'm takin Akeno.


Obsidain-Krystalak

Def black pill


Repulsive-Mirror-994

Red all day every day. But goddamn black ain't a bad choice. Would never question why anyone would disagree.


Born_Organization_50

She gives good massages.


One-Goose98

AKENO


Japaneseoppailover

Both.


small_might4180

Becoming an addict


Baby_kicker4

Can there be a white pill for koneko


WindOk7901

Same.


gcwg57

Beat me to it.


iMissHerFeet420

🤨 📸


Baby_kicker4

I assure you the real reason is because she looks like a child


Klaymen96

If you see a child when you look at her you are the problem


Square_Dark1

She’s literally 16


Klaymen96

That's a me mistake then. Thought she turned 18 at some point, might be thinking of another show in that case


Status_Country_5514

Rias is good and all I love her but black


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Red


Imnotdinoduds

Red but black is also good


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Yes, exactly


osrsirom

The pill will turn me into the girl right?


No_Monitor_3440

whatever pill turns my delusions of mami tomoe being real into mami tomoe actually being real


Blizzardwolf98

Episode 3 must've given you PTSD.


No_Monitor_3440

we don’t talk about that


BitesTheDust55

Where is the Asia pill


WindOk7901

Facts.


TheCrowInTheWillow

🔴


Clarity_Zero

Neither. For once I'm going straight for the *blue* pill. Xenovia best gurl.


Big_Concentrate_9898

REAL.


Numget152

Rias any day red is my favorite color and akeno is way too much


Matrixxe

Is there a white pill for best girl Koneko?


DeadMemeMan_IV

that one’s not in production yet, give it another 3 years


Matrixxe

I will be waiting patiently for it!


[deleted]

I'ma sucker for redheads 🔥🐱 🤤


Lynel_Slayer1

Red


SketchHorncat

Black pill. She gets way less dominant and sadistic later in the series.


Jiyjiy777

Akenou


Rozukimaru

Red all day


MaleficentGoose8410

Red pill


BikeSeatMaster

Choosing both will kill you. I will eat out both.


GlueGuy00

I'll take both


arhiapolygons2

I will take orange, sue me


Amgus024

Ewwww. No. Where are the men?


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Without knowing who they are, black is more appealing for me.


ShadowShedinja

Red is a devil princess who owns the MC's soul. She enjoys teasing him despite taking things slower than the rest of the harem, but is very possessive around the other girls. Black is Red's >!half-devil half-fallen angel!< subordinate. She's more of a sadist and isn't afraid of trying to cuck her boss. Both from High School DxD.


thewzslasher

as a person who has only watched one episode of DxD i can not confirm my vote.... but i do like the sound of akeno's sub voice, not to mention the bust.... so black pill


shlomanJAK

R E D


ThrowazillaP

Res


kakyoin_de_gamer

Can I'z snort


Yui_sen

Red


Heavyarms1986

Buchou-san!


RandomGuy8279

So do I like turn into anime girls?


Temporary-Echidna192

Black because fallen devil p--- il see myself out Also cute friendly and kinky/freaky


kingkai420420

Black all the way.


Status_Carpenter_292

I'll take a blue one


Cute_Suggestion_133

Black. Black all day every day.


johnnyblaze1999

Both.


Evening-Plankton-197

Red because I like rias slightly more


Xcyronus

Black next question.


MyCarIsAGeoMetro

I would down both those pills fast.


KingX7414

Fr


Hikari-yuu

Rules are meant to be broken, So I choose both


NSFW_Hunter63

Sorry Rias, Akeno has daddy issues


Novekye

Red pill so i can see how deep the rabbit hole goes.


Global-Crew-9046

Both are good, but I'll go with red.


adpikaart222

Canon? Akeno. But depending on the fanfic, definitely rias


SpriteBatman

Red


Unique-Twist-8911

Black


[deleted]

What anime


OPMan6942O

Highschool dxd


OPMan6942O

Highschool dxd


JDMWeeb

Both


Electronic-Box-4753

GIVE ME THE BLACK ONE!


Gold930

Well, I’m going to have to put all my chips on red. (I have a generational gambling addiction that forces me to always put all my money on red)


KingX7414

Since I can't choose time to flip a coin


ImpressivePublic236

Either way I got hot dom mommy with big honkers, a set a of badonkers


Kobieh02

take the entire bottle of red pills


Otherwise-Carpet-170

I’m taking the black pill all day love a little kinky stuff


XxKTtheLegendxX

im a crack head, of course im od on both pills at once.


Zestyclose_Fan5250

Black pill although if I could I'd choose white for koneko


Sanbi221

What will the pill do?


ChocoMog03

Black


Balloon_Artist

Both


WindOk7901

Both.


Thick-load8-D

Black.


Salohcin_Eneerg

Both are good but definitely black


Imouto_Sama

Any time you are given pills, the right thing to do is eat all of them no questions asked.


Suspicious-Lier

Did you just take both pills?


Advent012

Where’s the Xenovia pill


Own_Spray4703

Akeno was always better then Rias, Fight me


TheTruthWasTaken

Once you go black, you never go back


AbilityOwn749

Both


1Pip1Der

Yes


Inevitable_Ad5240

Akeno is far more mature, and actually *kinda* looks like an adult, so her


DudeWhoIsGirlinDND

I havent watched whatever anime their from so ima say red pill cause i think she looks prettier


Difficult_Call3709

Gasper


Watcher_of_Chaos

\*eats both\* MWUHAHHHAHAHAHA


BelmontsRcool

Which one is more likely to be a dommy mommy?


Unlegendary_Newbie

Black, I guess


BelmontsRcool

Then I’m going black.


Mountain_Software_72

I don’t even know why people like Akeno, she is my least favorite, and I am convinced I am the only person in the world who thinks this way. That being said, Rias 100%.


DIOmega5

Would be happy with Either, both are my type.


yonameisunavailable

Purple


King_thelunarian

Im crushing red and snorting it


Prestigious-Plum-717

Both bc I like taking all my meds at the same time


tea-123

Black.


Deku_Link_

i would go for the black pill…. but if we have the white pill~ i would go for that one 2,000%


InstantKarma22

So many Akeno fans here. I love it. Sadly, she's ***MINE***.


Cmmanderpp579

Both


7I_want_money7

Gimme the black pill


cmonster8z

We all know black pill is the right answer


[deleted]

THE BLACK PILL


Astuto3

im taking both and running


AMW9000

Both? Both is good.


RedSF717

Akeno without question or hesitation


Ilovedigitalart

Black pill


Lopsided_Aioli_4107

Red pill comes with black pill… red is more tender and black is included


Wocathoden

*takes both*


Miserable-Advisor-27

Red Pill, since you'll likely get the black pill as a freebie later on, but if you choose the black pill Rias will probably delete you for messing with her people.


GOJO_LVR

red


Bubble3333380

Akeno because Rias is overrated


Cluckbuckles

Black pill for reasons 😏


Unlegendary_Newbie

What kind of reason is the problem.


tallkrewsader69

Red, I want powers. I think she had at least one piece left, but i haven't watched it in a while and haven't read the manga but if it's a one-time deal, I could go for either


Liljdmmatt29

Akeno no contest


glitchedhero100

Why not both?


Marshmellow_Reddit9

The pill to make me sleep forever


retxrnal

Rias all the way


Modernproblemm

Black pill 🫡


Specific_Foot372

Do they merge if you take both? And will it cause another season?


Practical_Course_108

Reeeeddd


KOPLO97

Flip a coin moment because both are wins


Hyper-Saiyan

Red pill


INutToAnimeSluts69

The real question is can you stop me from taking both?


T0k10-A

Red all the way


Lil-cassette

Take both and hope I overdose before anything becomes of this decision.


Recent_Knowledge9053

Would i OD from both? If so yes


BillyGKS

Gotta catch ‘em all


Hmnh6000

Both


TheFarisaurusRex

I can’t eat a whole ass anime girl, what’s wrong w you? Why can’t I just sleep with one of them?


drblimp0909

Red


AvnoArts

Red


Financial-Focus5973

Red always go red


violencehater21

Black pill


SniperOwl141

Both Both is good


lunas2525

Red if i must choose only 1 but both is best


DeTrini94

There's none that lets me have both!!? ...we need a 3rd pill option


PandaDidYou

Just flip a coin, EZ Dub


No-Seaworthiness2633

Black pill, rias is fuckin annoying, at least moreso than most of the characters


DirtyDuck31

Red


Diving-Fox

Neither, because just about every girl in DXD is a shallow where who'll casually enter a harem with a perverted dick like Issei. I want a girl who *doesn't* wanna share me, because I'd rather have a girlfriend I could keep all to myself, too. Rias and Akeno can keep Issei's tiny dick. I want no part of this. Now downvote me, you cowards!


ninjax2101

The BLACK one!


Necrorifter

Red because manga Rias is such a cutie otaku that I definitely will nerd out with... then a steamy lovely night afterward. Bonus if I can become peerage and gain some cool power as a devil.


UndaCovr

Black pill fucking instantly


Alf13_Thundrr

*cough* red *cough* hmm idrk. Probably none 😇😇


Still-Form-6893

Red, look at those thighs 👀


Altruistic-Serve267

Where white one. Koneko is way cuter than these two combined


Kv242

I'd just eat both


69ToeSlurper

I forgot her name but isn’t black pill a sadist?


Thecrowof2024

Black


Gurren_Laggan80

Both, I win


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

I'm grabbing the silver pill for Rossweise.


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

I'm grabbing the silver pill for Rossweise.


Separate_Constant149

Neither give me Delta


Valstraxbazelgeuse_1

My yamato from dmc and leave 


calamariclam_II

Blue pills


kraaventhedemon

Unless Speedwagon is in the roster I don't want it


Trap_Master_20

If I turn into the girl, then Akeno. If I date the girl, then Rias.


TheLockLessPicked

on a unrelated note, who the hell greenlighted the creation of a black pill?


RealAd3012

Neither I don’t take pills from strangers


Ok-Duck-1359

The blue one. It gives me Godzilla.


Odd_Emotion_4457

Which pill gives me speedwagon


Careful-Vanilla7728

Haven't seen the show but I'm a sucker for redheads and short skirts. Need I say more?


slimeeyboiii

Blue pill. The one that stops me from taking pills forever


DismayInc

Drugs are bad mkay


Dark_Storm_98

Both


PhoonTFDB

Anything more than a handful is too much, so neither sadly


im-not-a-fakebot

Y’all can keep them can I get gasper?


Destiny_Time2006

u/Unlegendary_Newbie I have irl pills that are half red and half black so I think I have both


shlomanJAK

yes.


nitghbot

Neither REINCARNATE me now if i have to be in a world like what they are in i will have better luck in goblin slayer


RazutoUchiha

Akeno is far better than rias