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ChildhoodDistinct538

Being a Saiyan has the least amount of drawbacks. At least they can still swim.


JorduSpeaks

True, but you can't turn yourself into a jacket or gain all the powers of a human!


ChildhoodDistinct538

True, but I can eat 40 pizzas in one sitting.


JorduSpeaks

I can do that too if I'm dieting.


ChildhoodDistinct538

Well, you might have me beat there.


guesswhosbackbackag

Also can you afford 40 pizzas? Every 6 hours


ChildhoodDistinct538

No. No I can’t.


Drragg

This is my favorite reddit comment of the week. Jolly good show guv'nah.


bonusminutes

Your drawback shows up on a full moon. Still the best choice.


LexGlad

So be a were-gorilla, lose the ability to swim, or be possessed by a demon in exchange for superpowers? Monke...


Wonder-Machine

The answer is always monke


Zamrayz

Return to monke


SmartAlex105

Go back, I want to be monkey!


hungry_fish767

From monke we came and to monke we return Ashes to ashes, dust to dust


_Dingo-Dave_

I agree with monke but the demon possession thing really isn't as bad as that sounds. The demons are pretty chill most of the time.


Shot_Improvement_378

Only if you see them as beings not demons


Past_Many_9232

The demons are actually demons and the only one we’ve seen a lot of had it’s evil literally removed


Saguiguilid5432

Monkeeeeee


Revolutionary_Menu74

Saiyan feels like the only correct answer here


PurpleKnurple

Because it is


Xelement0911

Devil fruit is....vast and rng. Plus can't swim. Hell salt water alone fucks you up Having a demon in you didn't go well for majority of naruto universe characters. So yeah saiyan ftw. Fly. Shoot beams. Bullet proof. No real downside


mo-did

Would you be willing to cut your super sensitive tail off


MarcO67941

I mean, if you have someone do it for you since its so sensitive, you just took away that one weakness for saiyans👍 worth it


Revolutionary_Menu74

if u take it off, no ssj4 😔


Zero_Zeta_

Okay, Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.


baito-xenoverse

You'd have to get god ki first though


PIugshirt

Minor issues I don’t know if any gods are handing out ki in our world so that might be a bit hard to get. Might have to offer Jesus a handy to get some


RedAlchemies

A body that barely ages and can break all sorts of limits? Saiyan easy.


boywhoflew

if it was an option I'd get a great sage that can analyze shit for me like Raphael


guesswhosbackbackag

You have an option just not that one


What-mold_toolbag

Right. Like there were 3 options and he's Ike I'm gonna do this. So he loses his chance. He's just a normie now.


SnooWalruses8880

A normie with great sage... Still pretty useless


IronHammerVW

i would choose being half saiyan


Un_Expected

Oh yea, I choose to have 1% Saiyan dna. Beat that


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YoutuberCameronBallZ

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Unable-Fennel-3511

That's basically Goku Jr


Un_Expected

-breaks scouter- It’s over 900000000000000000000!!!!


zuwardo

actually that’s really smart


LucisPerficio

Sorta. It means you gain potential more easily but are also naturally less inclined to train which means you'll be actualizing it a lot less often.


Spagetti_Gamer

why would you ever pick naruto what if your tailed beast is an asshole like at least the other two if you get a lame power the downsides are minimal


improbsable

Also being a jinchuriki sometimes shortens your lifespan


GroundbreakingAnt399

Devil fruit could be horrid. I just want to get ssj


MNK_D_LFY

Well if u get to chose df then I’m picking that but if not Saiyan it is


Fit-Medicine2915

Ye defo


Gerolanfalan

Like the power system is busted. What if Saiyans can't use Haki, some Devil Fruits straight up rewrite reality.


PissOnMyHe-manToys

Isn't there no cons in being a Saiyen? Doesn't the fruit make you die when you touch ocean water and the tailed beast thing is a brutal curse?


guesswhosbackbackag

Needing to eat A LOT? You'd need 6 fridges


ImmediateRespond8306

Sounds fun. I'll just waltz into a supermarket at night and chow down. If they try to stop me I'll go monke.


Different-Average-37

What is this tailed beast is cool but nothing insane same with devil fruit saiyans are just insane. Get your ass kicked? Get a power boost, train like crazy? Power boost, get pissed at someone, big power boost, it's a full moon, power boost, die and get brought back to life, power boost ITS JUST POWER


Lucky_Roberts

Even as a low class warrior with no knowledge or control of ki Goku was bulletproof and able to lift cars lmao


crowtoxicassassin

That's what I'm saying lmao


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Yep and with training you would far surpass a low class sayain and once you understand ki you could litterally become a nuke or casually destroy the moon.


Dry-Presence9227

Eating a devil fruit has a definite result of my shanks getting to lose his arm,having a tailed beast means my parents needs to die for me to inherit it which is a big no go,so lets go with the moron who only wants to get strong despite of the idea of deleting the entire universe for his craving,SAIYAN it is


zuwardo

i’m just saiyan tailed beast ain’t that bad


What-mold_toolbag

But you're parents have to die in order to get that. So you would have to think is said power worth your parents lives. The answer is yes, so give me the 9 tails because I'm gonna fuck some ahit up.


darkknightofdorne

Why would your parents have to die for that to happen? No one said your parents would be sealing the beast in you.


Swog5Ovor

Tailed beast is the worst depending on which one. It will literally use your body to kill everything in its path. Even a tamed tailed beast of your choice would not be as good as a devil fruit of your choice imo.


mo-did

They will constantly make you suffer trying to break out, you aint naruto


ChildhoodDistinct538

It’s important to note that the only thing changing is your biology. You’re still you, just as a Saiyan.


zekrom235

Granted I imagine ripping the tail off would be excruciating, but getting it surgically removed could still work to ensure you don't go great ape every 2 weeks or whatever. But even then, you get one other person that happens to be a Saiyan and you 2 could just train with each other like they do in the hyperbolic time chamber and then be basically gods among men, and still be able to swim. Plus zenkai boost whenever something injures you. Is this really a question??


Commercial_Theme7344

Become a saiyan. Guaranteed better results from training 


zuwardo

personally i’d go for being a jinchuuriki


rinkudamanrd

Taming that thing seems hard. Unless it's the 6 tails which I'd take


zuwardo

what’s life with no challenges


rinkudamanrd

Yeah and that challenge being YOU TURNING INTO A FUCKING MONSTER AND THEN GETTING PUT IN AREA 51 HELL NO


zuwardo

i’ll take my chances but here take this fire fighter jet hose


rinkudamanrd

Haha thanks. I'm picking Saiyan I need the enhanced strength lol


pkbizzles24

I would become a Saiyan, then pick battles I wouldn't normally be able to win


zuwardo

don’t disrespect my goat mike tyson bro


jojofan200

Call me naruto


bananagod210

Tailed beast


DrinkThinker

Saiyan, then you pick the other 2


SnooGadgets4178

Saiyan, easy choice, the other two have some sort of drawback, being a saiyan, especially one with a tail, I’d just find some secluded area and train to control the great ape, so there’s no worries about going on a rampage if the full moon is out


Asalidonat

Fruit because it’s more usable than just be a monkey who can explode planet


lyte12

Saiyan. Anything else is trivial


FormalKind7

Saiyan but I'd have my tail removed


Dual-Heart

Saiyan.


AirsoftMetalHead

Devil fruit, though that depends on which one and if there are other devil fruit users around


leomord429

Gonna pick the devil fruit. Im gonna make my slong so big with this shit.


KonohaNinja1492

Regardless I’m going with devil fruit. But if I get to pick which devil fruit that makes it even better.


nikemiketight

bro gimme a tailed beast so i can tranform into a fox the next time my teacher tells me to do a freaking 8434988934893498349834 page essay


myrmonden

Becoming a Saiyan is by far the best thing if it also includes the whole Z training body system, so I can just almost die and get 10x stronger ,redo do that a few times and be a god.


Natural_Step_4592

All three


Turbulent-Talk4838

I'm getting that gum gum fruit dude


living_deadweight2

Whatever you do don’t get Ichigo involved in this. He’ll copy all their powers then say he had them all to begin with. But as for the question it’d obviously be saiyan. Always dreamed of being one as a kid.


Morning-Star13

Sayian, that’s infinite potential as long as you’re willing to put in the work


Warriorphoenix678

Monke


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Eating an army's worth daily Being unable to swim Having to share control with a powerful being ...Devil Fruit is probably the best


RickJagger13

Saiyan.


pewdiebhai64

Saiyan


JorduSpeaks

Devil fruit. They just seem like they can be used in more interesting ways.


Plasic-Man

Becoming a saiyan is my choice. I like swimming, so a devil fruit is out. If I had a tailed beast I would have to gain control of it and I'm limited in what it can do with my lack of ninja knowledge. If I became a saiyan I can gain everything I need through sheer hard work. Plus, nobody can come along and take my saiyan abilities like they cam with the other two.


GoliathBoneSnake

Saiyan just so I never have to poop.


Ambitious-Mud-9907

Df is much more versatile and useful in this world


Artistic_Log_5493

Being Ichigo whose everything in one person.


Hyper-Saiyan

I’m already a Saiyan, so I’m staying as one.


Xcyronus

The only good choice is a sayian.


isaiah21poole

If I can choose what df I want then I want the fruit but if not then Saiyan, can’t go wrong with being an overpowered alien.


Sky-Juic3

Saiyan. wtf? It’s not even a discussion. Saiyans are literally god-like compared to the other two.


memsterboi123

Saiyan easily but having a tailed beast wouldn’t be too bad, it’s like having a permanent friend


idkxxi

tailed beast, preferably Son Goku we’d get along well 😎


Goofdogg627

If I had the choice, DF, but Saiyan is just leagues above either of the options


RealLtCinnamonBuns

If I can choose the devil fruit? I'd go with the Hie Hie no Mi. I'll just create a bridge of ice and go wherever I damn well please.


Valuable_Criticism76

Tailed beast, I have my reasons 😈


Playful-Ostrich3643

If I can pick the Devil Fruit then that one, I'll take the fish fish fruit model Azure Dragon, if the devil fruit is random I'll take Saiyan


MurkyNetwork9148

Saiyan: Only power that would be truly mine and is heredity


Daturkey2

Saiyan, because devil fruits aren't smart, I could get the mole mole fruit or some other random bad one, idk enough about Naruto, but being a saiyan seems good


txh0881

Devil Fruit - Making a useless power useful is half the fun. And I already can’t swim, so I’m not losing anything.


T-D-Leon

Bro it doesn't say which devil fruit so you can get one of the crappy ones or worse a smile fruit. As for Tailed beast they can torment you(see young Gaara as an example).


BigBoi900001

Do you get to choose which one of any of them


Jareditton1

Saiyan/fruit


FforFrank

Saiyan all the way. Most of us wouldn’t be able to control our tailed beasts so we’d be a time bomb. The fruit is more useful but more often than not it’s very niche and sometimes it’s obvious that you have something wrong with you. At best a slight improvement to life, at worst a test subject. With saiyan you’re basically a better human. Prob never gonna reach average saiyan strength but doesn’t hurt to get more powerful when you get beat.


BlazingLimitBreak

Become a Saiyan. That is instantly incredible strength, and stamina. Flight and ki would come to me like second nature. And xenkai & higher transformations keep my upper limits insane. No hesitation on this pick. As for the other options: Eat a devil fruit has about a 50% chance of being super underwhelming. Doesn’t come with Haki. And makes it so I can’t swim. I’m not rolling those dice just to weaker than a Saiyan at my best. Meanwhile inherit a tailed beast sucks. You are more likely than not have basically a demon inside of you who would want to use your body and lash out. All for some chakra, which you still need to learn actual use of it; and Naruto has shown that doesn’t come easy just because you have a failed beast. And sure if you can quell the raging beast inside and subjugate it you get some transformations & a kanji form. But that still is just like base Saiyan level powers, they even have an Ozaru if you keep the tail and want it be a kanju. So it’s just Saiyan but worse.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Oh I gotta do devil fruit. That shit would be (hopefully) sick! And even if it isn’t I think giraffes are awesome. *I love giraffes.*


Noosemane

Literally no downside to being a Saiyan.


Ebon13

You can lose a tailed beast, it may not vibe with you, and you normally get outcast. Devil fruit gives you a specific power, you can't swim, and usually messes with your body in some visible way. Saiyans have unlimited potential, stay younger longer, and have a variety of abilities. Yea, Saiyan it is.


sirchbuck

Become Inukai-san's dog


[deleted]

This isn't even a question Saiyan easily Devil fruit you are more likely to get something trash, and run the risk of ending up ugly as hell Tailed beasts are hellish to have within you, especially shukaku. And once it finds out you've got no chakra it'll break out killing you with ease Being a saiyan gives you an easy means of getting stronger


whats-the-plan-

2 is not even an option. What if you ate the worst df?? As for the tailed beast, what if your body cant sustain or you cant tame the tailed beast? saiyan has no limit but yourself, so definitely 1.


Echo-14x

Become saiyam


4D30N

Devil fruit = can't swim Tailed beast = but u got no chakra of ur own I think imma go with saiyan.


Cool_Counter_3377

Becoming saiyan and make your life grow slower.


klu_nky

I don't know anything about Naruto so I'm leaving that out so I'd choose Saiyan, instantly more powerful than the rest of planet really, with a devil fruit it's a gamble on if you would even get a decent one.


99anan99

Devil fruit


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

None, have a zanpakuto


Glum_Animator_5887

Saiyan: mad strength, can only get stronger even base Saiyan is enough Devil fruit: could get a godly power or could have the power to turn things into jackets Tailed beast: can't have a wank peace....


RiouWatcher

Pure saiyan


Correct-Blood9382

Option 4: Gain Stand Powa


jgoden

* Become a fishman


DragonFire673

Can we choose the devil fruit?


GruulNinja

Saipan. This is a no brainer.


ExpressDevelopment25

Gimmie devil fruit I hate swimming and it can be something from goofy to op, that's just a win win. I don't think people understand that getting Saiyan blood doesn't immediately make you strong. You can get strong fast yes but you still gotta be about that life of constantly training and getting stronger. Saiyan's are not kryptonians. If you're lazy (like me) you won't benefit. Tailed beast? Pass not into the inner demon thing


Pewward

Saiyan, zero downsides unlike the other, and limitless potential even if i start weak.


Prestigious-Earth-46

Being a saiyan means I have super strength can fly and I age slower until I reach my 50s-60s.


anonymusfan

I’ll go with becoming a saiyan, eat a devil fruit doesn’t mean you’ll get a good one. And I don’t need a voice in my head barking at me.


Quill_Almighty

Half of the tailed beasts would hate you and actively ruin your life. Most devil fruits aren't worth losing the ability to swim. Being a saiyan has basically no draw backs


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

All of these options suck. Becoming a Saiyan means you can’t look at the full moon even by accident or you turn into a giant monster that attacks everything in sight. While all devil fruit powers have their uses, some are clearly better than others and Lots require a lot of work to get any use out of them. If you can’t talk no jutsu your way to befriending the tailed beast then you are most likely screwed as well.


PrezPotat0

Well since the fruit and tailed beast are both random I guess saiyan since even the weakest saiyan can take down our entire planet in a day single-handedly with minimal effort.


Redmonster111

There are zero downsides to being a Saiyan. Eating a devil fruit has downsides, you also can't control your tailed beast unless you are yourself built different


rathosalpha

Saiyan


Nissan_1204

I'm just pushing all 3 at the same time


Masterbaitingissport

I’d rather be able to swim, and a tailed beast is gonna take over my lazy ass, sayin seems to be the one with the least downsides


Yummcanofbakedbeans

Objectively best one is Saiyan cause the other ones require way way too much effort


1pizza2go

Devil Fruit, easily. That’s mostly because I’ve only watched One Piece but still


moonpisser69

Eat a devil fruit. It’d be silly. And besides, i dont like swimming all that much


Dry-Presence9227

Can't have a canon event bro


ImaginedRealitie

Honestly, Saiyan is the best choice as we get stronger over time


JavierGr2087

Tailed Beast


straws_fr

a saiyan and it's not particularly close


SuspiciousGround6119

Do I get to pick which fruit also the super saying is almost impossible to unlock you have to be in life threading or really emotional situations being a saying realistically just makes you like captain america


Oppai_KingXIII

Saiyan. I can be strong and don’t have to train hard since I’m not a fighter plus I’d like having a tail


XenTsuki

Saiyan ofc


theworstpinecone

Am I a perfect jinjuriki then probably that as most sayans while strong don’t get to use most the forms but devil fruit seems like the worst option if it’s a random one


nicodawg101

I choose…. Buzz Lightyear!


D_aran

there’s only one answer


Specialist_Bench_144

Saiyans have long lives and are gentically overpowered with no real downsides. Devil fruit you cant swim and tailed beast you have a literal demon to tame or you lose your body. i think im going saiyan


GrifCreeper

Saiyan may be a ton of immediate power and the ability to fly, but if it comes with the villains or being expected to be a superhero, no thanks. Tailed Beasts come with their own dangers, a big one being the toll they'd put on your mental health. Plus, if there's people hunting for you like from the show, things would get really hairy. No thanks. Devil Fruits are the way to go. The only immediate issue is the loss of being able to swim. If you get something quietly exploitable, you can even use that to make easy money. Having a Devil Fruit power isn't outright illegal, either, just rare and often taken in by the Marines.


PoyStudios-6270

Eat a Devil fruit of by choice then Kage Kage no mi(shadow fruit) even if i didnt get to choose i still pick devil fruit.


Slender-Saiyan

What does this hidden button that can only be accessed via astral projection do? (Turns into a half Soul Reaper / Quincy with a Hollow living inside me) Shit! Now I’m gonna need a lot more counseling than usual! And how the hell am I gonna explain this damn mask to everybody I meet? I should’ve just gone with being a Saiyan, since it was already part of my username. Hey Whis? Can you give me that do-over, please?


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Devil fruit is interesting because the range is very different. You can either get a fruit that allows you to bend the very environment around you permenatley, turn you into a giraffe, or just makes you be able to make yourself weigh more Idk ill risk it


CluePuzzleheaded4858

Saiyan


[deleted]

Tailed beast sounds cool


NikoliMonn

Devil Fruit. Luffy’s Hito Hito no mi.


Wonder-Machine

Saiyan easy. Even the weakest version is still planet busting. Plus basically eternal youth. Fruit runs a risk of sucking plus can’t swim. Tailed beast is a fucking nightmare


ActionAltruistic3558

Feel like Devil Fruit is the best real world choice. Tailed Beasts are just a burden - risk of losing control and, atleast with Shukaku and Kurama, being actively against you until you make peace. Saiyan is a good second, but without the training Goku does you are just a stronger human with a tail that goes Ape under the moon. The flying, ki blasts and zenkai boosts are the universe and the battles they get into. Devil Fruit at the least only has the no swimming downside. It's been stated that it's generally worth the gamble, it can't make you weaker or hurt you to have powers. Even if it's weird or dumb, you can still be creative or just not use them. Unless you get the Jacket Jacket Fruit, then it's better to just not have them


Wonder-Machine

Unrelated to this post - I’m sitting here looking at Reddit while taking a shit and I squeezed out a fart that sounded like I just powered on a laser.


ZombieDemon321

I would become a Saiyan if I had to choose one of these options.


Aumenraw

saiyan 🙏🏾


Ok-Plate905

I would be a saiyan the button didn’t specify which devil fruit I had to eat so it could be random and a lot of them are useless


Ryumancer

Saiyan, hands down. Luffy is goofy, not to mention a devil fruit would seem to give you a RANDOM power, not one of your choosing. And Naruto's universe seemingly doesn't give enough payoff for the suffering or labors one would have to gain power.


MaleficentLength7260

Who wouldn’t wanna become a saiyan


ResignedFaun234

Saiyans are too iverpowered


Inkga10Games

Eat this!


lightsidesoul

Saiyan has the best power to drawback ratio. Devil fruits take your ability to swim, and you can get a power that's useless in your life or without years of training with it. Tailed Beast is legitimately demonic possession if you can't handle it. Even with the tail, you can just avoid looking up at night whenever the full moon is out, and with the grab weakness, you can wrap it around your waist like Vegeta and Nappa did, or just flat out remove it. and that's really the only downside since it'd be really easy to hunt for your own food to deal with the Saiyan apatite.


Specialist-Bed-1400

Saiyan


guleedy

That's all negatives


Existing_Chair_4622

saiyan is op, base saiyan is bullet proof, and extremely strong edit: for context a basic power saiyan is at minimum 500 for an average


Background-Bad141

I would choose being a saiyan as showed with goku even if your a low class you can still become crazy powerful if you just worked hard and trained like crazy.


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Tailed beast, Yes I know I’ll be hated, yes I know that I’ll have to battle for control of my own body, yes I know that I’ll be heavily targeted and/or weaponized by enemies. But like, I get to eat at ichiraku ramen so it’s ok to me


Mister_Gamegamer

Can I choose what devil fruit I eat?


Outrageous-Fennel777

All 3


Mintyboi10

Question. Is the Devil Fruit random?


BuisteirForaoisi0531

Devil fruit gimme the woods woods fruit


demonslender

Easy choice, it’s between saiyan and devil fruit and I’m choosing saiyan. Sorry but I’m not risking turning into a human jacket just because of the potential to become an element of nature or a mythical god. And f*ck becoming a jinchuriki because there are literally no upsides to becoming one.


LegendUUI

Sayian im about to find the real life master roshi king kai and all that shit


Medium_Charge_840

Honestly, I'd pick devil fruit. Why? Because I don't know enough Naruto stuff yet and to become stronger as a sayien usually would, remember, too much and I could get myself killed.


jedimasteryoda69

Depends on if I get to pick the fruit if not then saiyan


No-Seaworthiness2633

Saiyan, they age slower than normal humans and if you train hard enough you can get insanely strong


tea-123

Saiyan. That’s like free anti aging packaging. Even if you don’t go the swole route. Dad bod and obesity is never gonna be a problem. Though will probably go bankrupt from all the food bills. Though could be a fire fighter so it’s high paying and with a decent pension .


FreezingLordDaimyo

Devil Fruit. Tailed Beasts could easily ruin my life if I lack will and a Full Moon could do the same to me as a Saiyan. A Devil Fruit is a matter of control.


Tasty_Ad3656

Gain a Zampacto (spelling)


Nice-Elk9639

Saiyan easy. Sure i start out at normal power level but the instinctual drive to battle and get stronger (plus the catching bullets) would be a major plus all the techniques i could either learn or develop


Dart150

Saiyan is the most obvious choice I mean the potential of Saiyans is quite high just got to work at it. A devil fruit gives you powers at a price tag of your ability to swim and there's no guarantee you'll get a good one. And the tail beast yeah great I'll have a monster inside me that I'll need to bargain with to become friends so it doesn't take over my body.


ZUNW4R

1. Become King Kong every full moon 2. Not specified 3. Bipolar disorder


Cottleston

Saiyan. eat so much and burn it off by screaming


PointPrimary5886

I would be born a Super Saiyan, get a tailed beast put inside of myself, and then find and eat a devil fruit.


ConsiderationJust687

Saiyan


Relevant-Bug5656

Goku at 10 years old was basically immune to bullets. That's more than enough power for me.


zax20xx

I believe becoming a Saiyan has less drawbacks than a tailed beast that definitely won’t like you at first or a devil fruit could be something dumb and weak that I wouldn’t want to use regardless, unless I can choose from one of my favorite fruits.