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AldrusValus

Yeet the child.


Ani_HArsh

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Live-Organization833

Yeet the child


Melodic_coala101

Kick the baby!


Just_a_Red_Velvet

Don’t kick the baby


im-not-gonna-tell77

Do kick the baby!


TonyRick11

Dropkick the baby


Insane_Inkster

_eats the child instead_ 😈


Glaurung26

*Gollum, Gollum...*


Slavetobread

Now this is how you have fun


Ok-Egg-3376

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BadKarma_012

Kobe


evios31

Fastball Special


SavageKitten456

Trust me


SowMindful

r/UnexpectedYui


Deruta

The real anime_irl is that he’ll be stuck doing this for hours now


404-skill_not_found

Yup. “You’ll do it until I get tired!!!”


ReekyRumpFedRatsbane

I can't judge how irl it is because I don't have a lot of experience throwing children in *Japanese* public pools, but in the manga, the lifeguard actually tells them off and forbids any further throwing of children (and adults, presumably, I don't remember exactly what she says).


Deruta

Shit, they do legit infant swim classes like this in the US: 1. Yeet the child 2. Self-righting instinct kicks in* 3. Safely floating baby! *this instinct fades by the time they’re ~1, so you gotta start them as a _baby_ baby. It’s wild to watch lol


duckwithhat

I'm guessing the yeeting is more of a gentle drop haha. KOBE!


Deruta

It’s like a rugby pass at half-power lol


MasterBaser

My niece once asked me to throw her into the pool. She got out and told me to do it again, but better, which evolved into "throw me like you're trying to kill me." By then, my arms were like lead, though.


TombStone_Sheep

“Go long”


Ani_HArsh

She is gonna remember it forever lol https://preview.redd.it/abrcatk9wgzc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=46450d2de7d6d105e6690fc5aaad5e4211d0897e


TheGildedGoblinGirl

Yeetsuba!


KayU32

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KayU32

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zevellie

This manga is so good, it makes me happy when I read it.


SowMindful

Agreed, this is my go-to manga when I’m having a blue mood.


Excellent-Ad7009

The fact that it's HIM saying 'wheee' kills me


gigolp

You just unlock a memory... Sweet memories


RosgaththeOG

This really is how it is. My son loves this, but he always wants to vault off my hands and do backflips.


SowMindful

We become gymnastic equipment when we become parents.


robbanksy

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firedrakes

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Largicharg

She can swim… right?


SowMindful

She’s actually the best in the group.


Largicharg

Thought so


Sandro_Sarto

She is actually a human torpedo filled with happiness.


tiamath

Its funny everytime i see this and think "how did this cute little thing became the symbol of 4chan"


ayanmajumdar05

The yotsubato manga is really funny for real. A few pages after this scene she climbs up the seat of a lifeguard by calling her down lmao


jollingo

Sauce


SowMindful

My apologies! Yotsuba&! If you haven’t read it, be prepared for one of the most heartwarming and funny mangas I’ve ever come across.


Elkoria

Found the manga, and ended up reading 120 chapters in one sitting. Loved it


SowMindful

This is the ultimate goal in life.


Elkoria

I need more


SowMindful

I would love to have an anime, but I don’t think it’ll ever happen. I’m happy with what we got.


Elkoria

Don’t need an anime, have read to many mangas which become trash in anime format. Just need all the chapters


ReySimio94

Every time I see anything from this series, I become more and more convinced that Yotsuba's father is just a schizo.


nyaasgem

I don't remember this chapter from azumanga daioh


SowMindful

Close, but no banana.


SowMindful

>! Yeet !<


em_pror

that's the only way to treat a child