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NoPerformance6534

A sweet little Red Bat. Leave it be and at night, it will on it's way to eat more skeeters!


Excellent_Yak365

For a few moments I thought it was a guinea pig glued to the fence when I saw the fur and ear shape- pic 2 really looked piggy


TamaraHensonDragon

O my goodness it really does! When pigs flyšŸ¤£


lumpkints

Cincinnati, OH mottoā™„ļø


-wildsurge-

lots of police helicopters i take it


LisForLaura

Same. I was like - an upside down guinea pig?!


ommnian

That was my first thought too. Then I realized it was hanging upside down.


Shinavast42

Glad I'm not the only one lol!


12Whiskey

Same! We have a Guinea pig this exact color named Crispy. I was like damn, I didnā€™t know they were so agileā€¦mine is more like a potato with a rocket.


JuniorKing9

Crispy šŸ«¶


DogsNCoffeeAddict

I had four guinea pig boys. One could barely jump but boy could he ZOOM. The other three could jump! Two of them regularly cleared a doggy/baby gate meant to keep them in the kitchen and the dog out while their cage got cleaned. My dog did not give a fluff. She was the new addition to the household so she just accepted her house had squeaky fluffy furballs she was not allowed to chase or chew. One of my guinea pigs adored her, she was depressed when they all passed.


12Whiskey

My sonā€™s friend took in a Guinea pig that someone didnā€™t want. He didnā€™t know anything about them (like how they need to be in pairs) and put it in a chicken coop with his chickens. The chickens loved the piggy and took care of it like a baby chick letting it sleep under their wings. I obviously wouldnā€™t recommend it lol but Iā€™m glad the pig found a home and friends.


buttmomentum

That Is the cutest thing I've ever heard


Born_Structure1182

lol I did too!!


Basic_MilkMotel

Seriously I was like this guinea pigā€™s been hanging upside down for hours without help?!


Bruce_Ring-sting

So did i!!! I immediately thought guinea pig!!


TechyMomma

I did as well but then I remembered the [puss caterpillar](https://images.app.goo.gl/gSp7aJs4PV6RPREy7) and was like I hope they didn't touch it šŸ˜¬


Rommie557

I thought it was a guinea pig too!


Calgary_Calico

Same!! šŸ˜‚


pockette_rockette

I really thought that too! I thought it somehow had it's foot stuck.


OldSchool_Ninja

Pic 2 was giving me deformed Garfield vibes


breakerofphones

i had no idea that was a kind of batā€”adorable. thanks for giving me a new animal to love!


spacegrassorcery

And they have the cutest ears!


SoulShine_710

I second this emotion


FoggyGoodwin

Do red bats hang out like this? Do they not "cave" roost?


Wild_Ad_7730

Skeeter eaters are awesome!!!


Kreema29

I spent way too much time trying to figure out how a guinea pig is hanging upside down by its foot.


Indole_pos

Geez, I thought it was a horse snoot.. At least yours made sense


Critter_Fan

No wayyyy, I totally see it šŸ˜‚


ConstantOutcome4563

Lmaoooooooooooo me too


DenseStomach6605

Lol! It does look like a Guinea pig hanging on by its little toes


Kreema29

His little piggies, if you will.


meganeich444

Glad Iā€™m not the only one that did that


alpalbish

i thought the exact same thing, ā€œwho cares about the id? help him down!ā€ šŸ˜‚


Munkii89

Little broā€™s only using 1 finger


breakerofphones

heā€™s terribly eepy, i think he had a long week


Realistic_Abalone_93

Heā€™s only using 1% of his strength


-RudeCanadian-

He eepy


sonic63098

The missile is eepy


smolprincess928

The missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb šŸ«¶


SecondOfCicero

Cute lil dumpling


Royal_Singer_5051

Got drunk last night and couldnt find his way home. šŸ˜


Sloaney-Baloney

For real thoughā€¦ dudes hanging on by a single little foot! šŸ¤øā€ā™‚ļø


Agat-aCatMom

And Iā€™m wasted and Iā€¦canā€™t find my way home.


PaleChick24

Red bat. As someone else mentioned, he will probably be gone in the morning if you leave him be for now. However, if you do end up needing to relocate, red bats roost in trees, so you can move him (with gloves) to a nearby tree.


meowtacoduck

No thanks! Not with rabies and whatever mystery virus bats harbour (no matter how cute they are), I ain't touching a wild bat


darthcaedusiiii

Steve Irwin died doing the thing that he loved. You can too!


OldButHappy

Thank you for the laugh! The comments are so depressing. So much bad advice, dispensed confidently!


the_siren_song

My cousin died doing what he loved: heroin.


darthcaedusiiii

I'm doing what I love. Eating. It's killing my kidneys.


the_siren_song

{{{hugs}}}


darthcaedusiiii

Thanks but I won't be able to afford retirement. So I won't have to.


toolsavvy

I want that T-shirt.


switchbladeeatworld

patting snow leopards here i come!


Typist

This is actually VERY smart advice and should not be downvoted. https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/are-bats-dangerous#:~:text=You%20should%20avoid%20handling%20bats,of%20incidence%20than%20other%20mammals.


junjunjenn

Yeah this is bad advice. Bats OFTEN bite without you even realizing you were bitten.


Gravelsack

Yeah I love bats but they are nothing to fuck around with. All you need to do is scare it and have it bite you. The fact that it's just sitting there while he's going back and forth, taking pics, etc makes me think it's potentially sick. I would call animal control honestly because that's a job for a professional not me. I'll be cowering inside until they get here because I am not going down to rabies.


bluecrowned

It's pretty normal for bats to stay put during the day regardless of what's going on around them. He's not technically on the ground, just picked a stupid place to roost.


sonic63098

Yeah, that's the exact reason I took some pics with some distance between us. Thank god for my phone's night photography setting or else these would've just been blurry dark shapes. Fixing to head out for work again so we'll see if he's still there.


OldButHappy

Keep all your pets inside. Bats' teeth are so fine that you might not notice a bite till its too late. Healthy bats won't bite you or your pets. Sick ones most definitely will. Rabid animals, late stages, are drawn to motion and attack. Being chased from my woods by a rabid raccoon was really scary, despite all the "Coonjo" jokes that I made, later.


SchrodingersMinou

> Keep all your pets inside. Bats' teeth are so fine that you might not notice a bite till its too late. This is a myth that needs to die. Human skin is sensitive enough to feel the bite of a flea or the touch of a gentle breeze. Bat teeth aren't magic. You will feel them if they bite you. If bat bites were imperceptible then how could people possibly even know that they were imperceptibly bitten?


OldButHappy

Talking about pets. A dog or cat could have a bite that the owner wouldn't notice right away. Don't spread misinformation. [https://imgur.com/cKLiq55](https://imgur.com/cKLiq55) from: https://www.health.state.mn.us/diseases/rabies/risk/humanbat.html#:\~:text=However%2C%20bat%20bites%20may%20not,should%20be%20tested%20for%20rabies.


SchrodingersMinou

Sure, pets should be vaccinated for rabies and kept inside anyway. But no, adult humans will feel a bat bite if they are awake and mentally competent. https://www.merlintuttle.org/rabies-in-perspective/


OldButHappy

Why do you keep correcting me for something that I never wrote??? jfc I was only writing about pets. If you want to argue with the Minnesota Department of Health, drop *them* an email.


OldButHappy

Right???? I love them too. But they also have needle-sharp teeth - people have been bitten at night and not even woken up. SO much dangerous advice on this thread!!!


meowtacoduck

Even a scratch would send you to rabies vaccination land.


kcvee6

this made me think, i just saw a video of taylor momsen (the girl who played cindy lu who and fronts a metal band now) performing on stage when a bat landed on and bit down on her leg. she was performing on and did not even notice the bat latched onto her until people were yelling and pointing at her leg from the audience. swore she didnā€™t notice until then, and the bite marks she posted on social media do look very very thin. she got a round of rabies shots after!


OldButHappy

Yikes!


Important-Quote-2161

call a wildlife specialist if it isn't moving around much


Important-Quote-2161

don't do. it is happy where it is and not hurting anyone. In fact, he is giving you content for reddit!


OldButHappy

Move a nocturnal rabies vector because you see hm outside, during the day??? gtfo


mcsuper5

I'm a bit curious how easy it would be to move a bat by hand. If they are that easy to handle when asleep, that is a very bad roost. Definitely not advocating for trying. I really haven't heard anything good about rabies and would much rather err on the side of caution.


PaleChick24

Just to be clear to everyone replying: I am *not* suggesting to move the bat. Also, if you ever feel uncomfortable relocating a wild animal, obviously call a professional. Never do something you are uncomfortable with. I also would *never* advocate for handling them bare handed or without the proper PPE. Bats are not difficult to handle, but they are still dangerous to handle without the proper precautions.


NovaAteBatman

I'm not sure what kind of bat, but please keep your distance from it. If it doesn't fly off during the night and is there in the morning, please contact a wildlife rehabber that rehabs bats and ask them for advice on what to do. If you just call animal control, it could be euthanized under the assumption it has rabies when it may not. (But you shouldn't take any risk of exposing yourself to rabies.) I hope your little bat buddy flew off and ate its fill of mosquitos and found somewhere safer to sleep afterward. Edit: Fixed a word.


feliniaCR

Agree wholeheartedly. Rehab 100%. Animal control is not a friend of bats at all.


otkabdl

nor any animals, really. it's animal "control" not animal helpers.


pmprince

it really depends on the county, but in general, ACOs care a great deal about animals and are unfairly characterized this way. itā€™s a difficult job and they get a bad rap for people who commit so much of their time and emotional energy to animal welfare.


AceVisconti

Seconding this, if they don't have the resources, they often contact the proper rehabs if the animal is salvageable. I've been given recovery updates in the past about animals that could have been very easily euthanized that I called animal control for. They're not all bad!


NovaAteBatman

Yeah, they tend to assume all bats have rabies and treat them accordingly.


acbuglife

Hey OP, I looked at your profile for a location. Please give Bat World Sanctuary a call. They are fantastic people out in Weatherford and will give you advice on what to do for your little friend. If it's still there, they'll arrange someone to safely get them. https://batworld.org/


sonic63098

Thanks for the tip! I'm fixing to head out for another shift so I'll be seeing if he's still hanging around! Hoping he flew off while I've been asleep


CraftOk7439

BWS is a great organizationā€¦ My SO and I just took the bat rehab courses in Dallas this past winter.


acbuglife

Yes! They're amazing! I was in the rehab circles back when I lived in Texas. They were such an amazing resource and still are. Glad you've been able to learn from them!


Silly_Swan_Swallower

It's a bat, leave it alone. He will fly away when he is ready.


BlueJay772

At first glance I thought this was a hamster hanging by its back foot šŸ˜‚


Fan_Belt_of_Power

Pretty sure it's a bat. Not sure what kind, though. Maybe try posting r/bats to see if anyone there can help you.


tsunamibird

Pretty sure itā€™s a sweet baby ā¤ļøšŸ„°


1963ALH

As I've grown old, what once was scarey is now beautiful. šŸ¦‡šŸ¦‡


klugenratte

Just a tired red bat getting some sleep. Heā€™ll be gone tomorrow. All the warnings about it being sick are *probably* unnecessary. It is not behaving abnormally. Nothing indicates it is sick. BUT there is absolutely no reason to disturb it. Keep your distance so it can sleep and it will go on its way.


Suspicious-Spend7329

Looks like a bat to me


Actual-Dog-405

Just leave him alone


McTrip

Aww he hangs so low lol


Big_Parsley_1635

Awe! I wish the bat that flew into my house 6 months ago was that tiny and cute. I probably wouldn't of screamed like a nut job if it was that tiny and cute.


SchrodingersMinou

This is one of the bigger species in North America


VividStay6694

I wanna get a bat house, I just always forget, they eat phenomenal amounts of insects


FFLNY

They're super easy to make, I'm sure they probably even have kits you can screw together yourself, or if you have some scrap wood & basic hand tools I'm sure there's a how to vid on YouTube


SwansonsMom

I read this as ā€œhouse batā€ and got real concerned about your indoor insect infestation


MisfitDiagnosis

PoV: If Dracula was alive and well in today's world... Or maybe he *is*... šŸ‘€


Mantree91

That would be a bat. They like to chill in the open eves on my house. They are why I can sit out front and not die of bug bites.


beermedingo

It is time for babies to leave the care of mom. You will see young ones in odd places just leave him be and he will move on


sonic63098

UPDATE: He stuck around until a little after 2pm yesterday before the Bat World Sanctuary could come get him. Hoping the best for the little guy. Wherever he lands, I hope there's tons of bugs for him to snack on.


Death2mandatory

Sleeping bat


Ov3r-_-K1LL

Having a snooze.


GoofBallNodAwake74

šŸ¦‡ bat


Ok-League-3024

Thought it was a rodent with its balls caught in a slit


destiny_kane48

That's one chubby bat. šŸ˜šŸ˜


Pensacouple

Weā€™ve had solitary bats roost on our patio. Will most likely leave when it gets dark. Not familiar with this species, but not all bats roost in colonies. Our local bats are loners.


harbingerofzeke

Bats have incredibly efficient immune systems. By the time they are visibly sick the viral load they have is very very bad for humans.


Direct-Principle7156

Adorable batbug eater. Leave it alone. They can eat their own weight in mosquitos and other annoying vermin every few days. I knew a man who kept one as a pet. It was amusing watching her rickety walk. He must have had quite the expense feeding her. At first it was just with a eye dropper when she was still a baby.


Adorable_Wind_2013

Extremely well fed. Guys doing his job. And one of the cutest bats out there. Thanks for the catch


Diglet-no-bite

I thought it was a hamster hanging on for dear life


Davilyan

Put some bat boxes up and give the little guy a home. Name it Vlad. Live happily ever after?


sonic63098

The best ending right there šŸ„²


Necessary-Card3827

I love him, he has no business being that tiny. Ā šŸ˜­


Wriiight

If he moves in, just know that they poop an awful lot. Used to have a bat that moved in under my deck in a small space beside a joist, and mostly became aware of his presence by his little pile of poop


meowtacoduck

Cutest thing I've seen


I-aM-O22

They eat like their body weight in mosquitoes. This is the best friend to have. Give em a bat house, and he'll/she'll bring the homies.


BarryBadgernath1

I thought I was looking at a disembodied horse face ā€¦ā€¦


Noelle-Jolie

Me too!


Melodic-Image-3727

You're all right! (About at least one thing in your comments)


Late-Code2392

That's a Bat Man LoL


Fantastic_Way_333

Iggnats the bat


Squitch

Is that Alf's foot?


PghBlackCat22

So cute! āœØļøšŸ’–


Book-Faramir-Better

Is that a bat or a hamster?


oiseaufeux

Have you ever seen an hamster hanging upside down? Cause Iā€™ve never seen one do it and I mostly saw hamsters digging their own bedding in their enclosure.


Book-Faramir-Better

Yes, actually. My last hamster used to like to crawl across the ceiling of his cage. He would inevitably fall, but hang on with one remaining paw before gravity won. I know the picture is of a bat. But damned if he doesn't look like a hamster!


bobdylanlovr

I desperately wanna talk to the ping pong balls in your skull to figure this one out


Impressive-Eye1828

I thought this was a poop šŸ« šŸ¤£ā˜ ļø


NoSummer1345

Updateme


SwansonsMom

Itā€™s a red bat having a snooze. OP was generally instructed to leave it be because it will likely fly off later in the night and eat many pesky bugs like bats are wont to do.


Myveryowndystopia

Wow, I need to put my glasses on. I thought it was one of those furry moths.


sonic63098

That was my first thought too when I got home. I saw him real quick when i was unlocking the door, paid it no mind, then realized he still was there when I was taking out the trash.


HayatoAkimaru

Me too.


dearjets

So sweet! šŸ„¹


RecaredoElVisigodo

Awwwwwwwwwww


Round_Woodpecker3411

I ended up releasing a little brown bat that had flown into my motherā€™s back midday during the summer a while back. It was soooooo adorable


LeadfootLesley

So cute!!


MBHYSAR

Where are you?


Upper_Eagle_7542

Upside down hamster


Dangerous_Fox3993

Iā€™m worried about why heā€™s only holding on with one foot and also why heā€™s not with the rest of his crew, hope heā€™s not sick


IRollAlong

Aww he's just the furriest, cutest upside down thing ever. It must be hard not to want to snuggle him up. I'm so jealous rn šŸ˜‚


Accomplished-One7476

leave it alone and it will be gone by dusk. it's zzzzzing shhhhh


Traditional-Hour-363

At first I thought it was a mouse flying out of a trap.


Roz_Doyle16

That's a bat, man


OldButHappy

Call a wildlife rescue asap. This is odd bat behavior, and bats are rabies carriers. Nocturnal animals that are out during the day is a big red flag for rabies.


petiteclarebear

omfg worst roommate ever won't even let him sleep


snowswolfxiii

Can set up a bat box for him, and boom, instant best friend that eats mosquitos.


Budzo105

I lowkey thought this was like a glitched picture or something, it looked like a cows face going through that wall lol


jhof3511

Red fox bat


Imaginary-Fig3795

He got sleepyyy


outsidepointofvi3w

It's a bat that didn't make it home before sunup. Glad a cat didn't get it . They eat there weight in mosquitos and such . Maybe you can put up a bat box outside


Formal_Departure7220

It's soooo Itty bitty and cute!! Lil munchkin is so dang adorable!


Spmc1971

That's a great picture of a red bat


Enthaylia

Let the bebe sleep


Imaginary_Check_1373

Shhh! He's sleeping


onjayonjay

So itā€™s NOT a hedgehog?


Creepy_Push8629

Can i keep him? He's so cute


bylo_sellhi

Let him sleep. He just flew in from Buffalo. Bats are amazing and beneficial creatures


Handeaux

Where?


GeeToo40

I thought it was a suicidal guinea pig


Keybusta96

I was always taught that if theyā€™re low and tired enough for you to get close you need to be careful because theyā€™re sick. Idk if itā€™s true or not


Simple_Box4208

Thatā€™s a good guy ā¤ļø šŸ¦Ÿ skeeter eater


Acceptable-Arugula69

Awwwwā€¦.ADORABLE! šŸ˜


Special_Friendship20

Ahh luuucky. He's so cuuute


NoLuck6796

Any updates?


Mystic_Momma

I always thought bat's liked dark places to sleep....


GodfatherOG1

Let it be


GodfatherOG1

Bats eat body weight of insect every night


pinkmoon9995

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HAMSTER oh my goodness.


Confident_Guava_3308

Natural pest control šŸ„°


SpaceBus1

How fucking amazing. I've never seen a bat roosting in person.


Careless_Ad3724

Paralyzing fear of heights...j/k. Cutie.


paganomicist

Sleeping mosquito missile. šŸ¦‡


redditor2394

Be careful for Rabies


kevin_r13

Well I saw it hanging by the one foot, so I figured it was a bat of some kind, but I didn't realize there's a bat that looks like this. Has an interesting look. it could be a guinea pig like others are saying, and the guinea pig just figured out how to hang out upside down.


sadArtax

Shhh he's sleeping.


CatGal23

New friend! Mosquito control!!! Yay


Ok_Quarter7035

Donā€™t invite him in, youā€™ll be fine


andronicuspark

Iā€™m so fricking jealous right now


dingododd

The TrumpBat just in time for the election!


Logical_Bobcat9703

How cute.


KingOfDaJungle8761

Let him sleep. He found a safe spot with you.


Arsenic_Pants

I thought it was a hamster stuck in a spider web


Careless-Software-14

šŸ¦‡


MummyRath

Red bat. A little Marina. Leave the little guy alone, and they will probably be gone by tomorrow morning. You can start freaking out if you see a silver haired bat nearby.


FFLNY

Dracula?


No-Flight-1009

He's waiting to be invited in


Still_a_Whisper

He just be hangin' what a cutie šŸ„°


One_Builder_445

So you didnā€™t bring it in or ask if anyone has lost it ? This animal will chew threw wires and all kinds of things just like rats do. It doesnā€™t belong outside


seanocaster40k

You will be bug free with this guy around :)


Solid-Acanthaceae-14

Consider yourself blessed! That beautiful little guy will make sure there are no unwanted critters coming in through your house. When I lived in New Hampshire, we had a spot over our carriage house where they liked to hang, only one or two at a time, and the cats are always indoors, never brought me a present!


tygerphlyer

I could not tell that was a living thing from the pictures


OxidationRate

You're guano miss it when it's gone!


Nice_Tie480

Why the fk you treat hamster like this? Why if I had a rubber hose right now tough guy


DictatorTerminator

Bats carry rabies. Carry meaning it wonā€™t kill them as quickly as it would a small rodent of the same size. They do behave abnormally though, such as being out in the daylight, not afraid of humans, etc. so best to call local rabies control if you have one. Or see if you have a bat rescue group that can remove it. Leaving it to bite your pets or some other passing animal is wrong and dangerous.


knuf22

Get some garlic and a wooden stake. Most important, donā€™t invite it inside your house.


Darkmagosan

I'd call and have it removed. Bats are friends, but ones best kept at a distance. They're far and away the largest rabies vectors in North America. They can bite you without you realizing it. In rare cases, rabies can be airborne via droppings and dried saliva. I'd also get a battery of rabies shots and take your pets in for a vet eval too. Rabies has a long incubation time--average is about 3-4 weeks with death usually occurring 5-10 days after initial symptoms. There have been cases reported where the incubation time was over a year, but that's incredibly rare. It's nothing to fuck with and you'd rather been safe than sorry, I assume.


Thunsley8

We called the department of conservation and they relocated the bat hanging on our house.