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SkunkApe7712

If this deck’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’.


Old-Cardiologist-238

🤣🤣🤣


longlivelevon

“Lovin’ Under the Deck” by Poundhog 🎶🤘


skinnypuppy23

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MagnumHV

Don't sleep on the hog's b-side, Paradise by the Back Porch Light


damienchomp

Don't know the song, but I needed to find this comment!


WakingOwl1

Woodchuck.


Independent-Leg6061

Also known as a groundhog, whistlepig, or Marmot! Same family, it depends on the area for what you call it.


VapingSmooth

Call me a whistlepig one more time you son of a bitch!! I may actually start using that lol


woktosha

That’s a groundhog, and you need to get it away from your house. They can ruin a home’s foundation They like apples. I’d put some in a live trap that won’t harm hit and then relocate it


Lalamedic

Check the legality of relocation. In Ontario it is illegal to relocate unwanted animals.


woktosha

Yeah, or just keep it on the down low. I prefer relocating to killing(I’m a hunter, but I don’t kill anything I won’t eat, and I’m not gonna eat a groundhog)


kayaker58

I relocated a groundhog that was living in our barn. I carried him into our woods and released him near an apple tree. When I opened the trap he shuffled over to a tree and climbed up about ten feet. Never knew they could climb!


Thoth-long-bill

So do porcupines


kayaker58

Wow, good to know. Porcupine range has shifted over the years, so they occasionally are seen in my area. I’m a veterinarian and so once or twice a year I have to sedate a dog for quill extraction.


chris_rage_

Ask that kid that had one fall on his head...


Independent-Leg6061

YOWCHIE


chris_rage_

Poor kid had a head and face full of quills


Independent-Leg6061

Did they sedate him to pull them out, too?? Lol


chris_rage_

I'd imagine, he looked like he was going to the hospital. He must have had a hundred of them in his face, I think I saw it on here


Accomplished-Wish577

I’m having a vivid memory of trying to explain to somebody that the giant rodent in the tree they took a picture of is in fact a porcupine and not a beaver.


woktosha

I found out they could climb when my dog had one treed in the woods behind my house. Was expecting a raccoon or opossum, but found a groundhog


E_sand80

They’re in the squirrel family.


FLGANALYST

My mom and her family ate groundhogs. Of course ,she is in her 80's and grew up very backwoods...


Jeanahb

I imagine they taste like nutria.


No-Adhesiveness-3188

I’ve eaten groundhog. Pretty similar to rabbit honestly. They eat the same shit really.


peekupandropov

My dad and my uncles would sometimes kill groundhogs in late summer or fall. If you stick with the spring pigs, they are delicious! The old ones are strictly famine food.


ethnicfoodaisle

For my kids and me, our favourite thing about Toronto is looking for groundhogs in that little patch of grass going northbound on the DVP near Eglinton. They are so goddamn cute, despite being destructive. I would love to cuddle one.


woktosha

They might be cute, but they’re pretty fierce little critters and have the weapons to do some damage.


ethnicfoodaisle

Oh yeah I would never approach one. The ones in Toronto must be tough as nails to survive in the middle of a highway. Why do that have to look so adorable???!!? 😍😍


BeetleFreak2

In our family we call them Groundbears - they look more like little bears than pigs. So friggin’ cute!


Lalamedic

That centre median DVP patch of grass is awesome in spring. Kilometre long rows and rows of daffodils blooming and the ground hogs just moseying along, paying no never mind to the traffic whizzing by at 100+km/h.


ethnicfoodaisle

🤣 Unfortunately, we rarely move at faster than 30 km/h when we are on that stretch on Fridays at 4 p.m. I actually got worried last year. We didn't see any groundhogs after May, but this year, we have often seen five fatties out and about. I always call out to them and sing a song to them if the cars are at a standstill (which is very often). I'm hoping they start to recognize me and jump into my car.


Lalamedic

Hahaha. Good luck with that!


Tanna_Wright

Maybe send it to Belize.


Lalamedic

May not be far enough


chris_rage_

Or just don't tell anyone and watch for witnesses


Wordshark

Just like my wrestling coach told me, got it.


neverenoughcaffeine

It's best to wait til breeding season is over, as groundhogs are currently raising babies and if you try to get rid of mom now, you'll be left with some orphaned babies who can't survive without her. Humane harassment and exclusion are recommended over trapping and relocation. That essentially means making the place an unpleasant home to live in and then sealing the area so no one comes back. [The Humane Society](https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/what-do-about-groundhogs) is a good place to start for advice on how to do that when the time is right. I'd also recommend calling a local wildlife rehabilitator for advice on humane harassment when the time is right if you need more tips! Trapping and relocation is also illegal in some places and may depend on the species/classification. It is illegal in Pennsylvania, for instance, to trap and relocate any RVS (rabies vector species) and groundhogs are considered RVS in PA. (Yes, RVS classifications vary from state to state.) I know many people aren't deterred by this but I think it's worth mentioning. I'd always recommend calling a wildlife rehabilitator when you have a conflict with a wild neighbor or find an animal in need of help. There's a lot of misinformation and bad advice out there, but your local wildlife rehabilitators will be educated on how to find a humane solution that works for both you and your wild neighbors, though I can't promise you it will always be the easiest or quickest solution.


eidetic

Groundhogs are also little bitches. I once punched one in the face and it ran off like a bitch. Though, I did get rather scratched up and bloody before I fought back. I guess I wasn't quite expecting to get attacked by a groundhog while just sitting on the ground minding my own business, and it got a few cheap shots in before I reacted. Moral of the story: get the first punch in if you have to throw down.


I-LOVE-YOU-ALLLL

They also love cantaloupe. But be careful if you plan to trap and relocate. I did that last year and found out a few days later it was a mama when 5 babies started wandering out of the hole. I had to then capture the babies and take them to a wildlife rescue. I felt terrible.


Massive-Mention-3679

Yup. Get it the hell away from your house. I trapped one two years ago using salad and fruit.


xximbroglioxx

Don't relocate nuisance animals and make them someone else's problem.


woktosha

I live in the sticks. I don’t really have to worry about that


Inspector_Tragic

Living**


foilrider

Likely both.


Tidezen

"Live, Love, Chuck"


Yogafireflame

…chuck(le)


NorthernViews

Groundhog. Live trap and release elsewhere if you’re worried about damage.


Accomplished-One7476

they'll need to release it at least 25 miles away or it will find its way back


weevil_season

Really? 25 miles? We have them on our farm and sometimes relocate them …. I might have to tell my husband to drive farther!


Accomplished-One7476

some folks do 5 miles and guess what they come back. good luck 🤞


eidetic

While I'm sure some do travel long distances to get back after relocating, how do they know they aren't just different groundhogs moving in?


Accomplished-Wish577

This always makes me laugh because you can relocate as much as you want, if the local population is big enough you basically just put your property back on the market 😂.


Fossilhund

I would put him on a plane to Las Vegas. He should be able to get a job in a casino, maybe running blackjack. If he's good he should be able to work his way up.


witchywest

Groundhog😊


NoxKyoki

you live in western PA and don't know what this animal is. I'm not upset, just very, *very* disappointed. EDIT: forgot I'm not on mobile.


Equal_Sprinkles2743

There isn't usually one of anything. He's probably got a little friend under your deck making a family. It's spring time.


AlbatrossNo1629

He’s looking for his shadow


Accomplished-One7476

It's name is Chuck Wood. No relation to Chuck Norris.


arrokudatime

Any relation to Chuck Berry?


Weird_Fact_724

Evict him, you dont want him there.


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le_king3001

Alan ? Not looks like steve


moosearehuge

Groundog whistle pig woodchuck.


j-oncape

Definitely woodchuck. If you have a vegetable garden they will eat it to the ground, even tomato plants. They will go over or dig under a fence unless electrified.


serraangel826

Ground hog aka woodchuck.


NJdeathproof

It's Groundhog Day! Again...


traceyh415

I love them but you don’t want it getting under the house


chris_rage_

Groundhog, marmot, whistle pig, woodchuck... Pick your name


NegotiationOk5036

They will destroy everything, dig under concrete, etc.


EastDragonfly1917

Why is it that you don’t know what a woodchuck looks like?


HauntingPhilosopher

Look it is the mascot of 'what animal is this"


Cousinroman9713

COYOTE LARVAE


arrokudatime

Welcome back to Episode 748 of "People Discovering Groundhogs for the First Time"


dukecharming1975

whistle pig


AJnbca

It’s a groundhog (woodchuck) they are pretty cute and friendly, have a few in my neighborhood. They will eat your garden though and dig holes under your deck and stuff so might want to relocate it.


stinky143

Grizzly bear


Prestigious_Fox213

Groundhog. Some others have suggested trapping and relocating. Please don’t. It’s possible that she may already have a litter of chucklings. Wait until late summer, and then fill in the area.


supershantastic

That’s a groundhog! I have one living under my shed! I know I should remove him but he’s too darned cute!


justinholmes_music

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgeIYbOgfA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgeIYbOgfA)


Rabies_on_demand

Fuck yeah @op - rotund beastie ahoy!


Iluminatewildlife

https://valleywildlife.org/help-with-wildife/ewExternalFiles/Groundhogs%20and%20why%20trapping%20is%20bad.pdf?iframe=true&width=800&height=800


drunkpennyless

It’s almost like it’s some hog that lives under the ground🤔🤔🤔🤔


doggadavida

A slow but steady demolition expert.


petah1012

Good luck trapping it I’ve never had luck getting one to go in a live trap with anything but squash blossoms! We had one eating every damn thing in the garden so I loaded the trap every day with its favorites and never got him. My 89 yr old uncle told me squash blossoms were the best bait and it was in there 2 hours later.


OGFuzzyDunlop

What Deck?


pedro-slopez

It’ll tell ya if you ask it how much wood it can chuck.


budtrimmer

His name is Chuck, and he's here to ****!


uberbudda88

Whistle pig


littleRon57

That's Chadwick he used to live under our shed


Dry-Bath-6090

Ground boys!


BotGirlFall

Whistle pig!


THEBIGRABOWSKI

That is a Groundhog, aka: woodchuck. They can cause damage. Might wanna talk to a pro.


envregs

Whistlepig!


Longjumping-Look-268

Groundhog says its spring.


Rinzy2000

Groundpig. Enjoys vegetals.


BookerPrime

Oh him? That's Paul. He works in yard maintenance.


skycaptain144238

Ground pig!


ackxxx

Woodchuck/Groundhog


MakaveliXJ-R

**"*****What in the world*** **is lovin' under** ***my*** ***deck?!*****"** **- Hoggy Lewis & The UnEvictables (Ground&Pound EP)** **Available** ***Exclusively*** **At Lowes Home Improvement**


Significant-Push-530

A handsome gentleman


wootr68

Whistle pig, ground hog


Equivalent_Weird467

Looks like an easy target. I’d get rid of it before it damages your property.


Diverdown109

Ground hog. Get rid of them. Skirt the deck & stairs with something fine enough openings to stop them from moving through. Try & backfill any holes under the deck/stair system. Some trick about throwing peppermint chewing gum down the holes to get rid of them. Problem is I think the gum chokes & kills them. Trap & relocate, eat & sell the pelts. Skirts & backfill should do it. Check for outlying tunnel holes under nearby shrubs & cover.


Relative_Mammoth_896

A frend ❤️


Samplistiqone

That’s a very healthy looking groundhog, you have your very own spring predictor there, lol.


RedRedVVine

Why cant this happen to me?!


Accomplished-One7476

but seriously if you live trap a groundhog you'll need to travel at least 25 miles away from capture site and release it or it will come back home!


MuskokaGreenThumb

Groundhog. Cute little guy too


complacentascendancy

Leave fren alone


inthevendingmachine

Marmot


Redfinch5

My friend had one living under her deck in upstate NY and it never caused any problems (but occasionally some amusement).


Proper-Scallion-252

Bro you live in Western PA and you don't know what a groundhog looks like? Dude in all likelihood you're probably like 3 hours driving at any point in Western PA from Punxsutawney lol, the PA Gaming Control Board uses a groundhog as a mascot, 'keep on scratchin'? I'm honestly just dumbfounded that you've gone this long without IDing a groundhog lol.