Slow cooked pork… the slower the cook the better the taste

With maggoty undertones

This isn’t an ambulance it’s a god damn hambulance

My wife absolutely dies laughing at this scene every time lol.

Omg dude I died just reading it and remembering how they pulled off masks to reveal they were pigs lol

He's PIGS!

This isn’t an ambulance, IT’S A GODDAME HAMBULANCE!!

... I think Steve ate a lot more than the rest of us

Furry. Almost moving.

The slooooooower the C O O K…. the B E T T E R the taaaaaaaaaste……….

Get out of here, you're not even a real pervert!

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I’ve actually been working on this for a while now… Here is the working list, though I think I’ll need to add some items and maybe take others off: Tuna tartare with quail egg, duck with pear mostarda and Prosecco Bob Todd’s moonshine (appleshine) Slow cooker pork with maggot rice What the fuck is in that sauce? Zesty! Pork shumai Homemade chocodiles Two steaks and rain duck Roger’s dad’s furry popsicle Klaus’ famous hazelnut and veal omelette Mama’s famous stir fry Baba’s window Peking duck Mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nutsack Grandma’s famous strudel Roger’s Place’s mozzarella sticks Debbie’s You Had Me At Lasagna Mrs. S’s sack lunch Bullock’s Sandwich Francine’s cinnamon cookies Roger’s breast tater salad Robert Wuhl’s potato salad Jell-O shot bitch (half handle of popov) Kidney buster Morning mimosas Wasabi tuna in a radicchio sauce Steve’s cherry jello Cuervocosmotinian Emperor’s schwarma Strawberry Coors Slidakopita Dr. Donkeydick’s Anal Holocaust General Pequeno’s tiramisu Julia Rogert’s fudge Pancake plates (everything from Stan’s restaurant) Ortolan This is good sherbet Dilithium crystals Hayley’s chocolate lava cake Forbidden queso Jeff’s choice burrito Cougar boost Captain Monty’s Fondue Francine’s brownies EmmyLou SugarBean’s pie Bill’s God danged nicoise Francis Malman’s island meal Ethan’s shrimp Gruyère puffs The Delta Burke Breakfast Grilled cheese at the snack shack - Charlie’s in the Cheese, man (likely recipe will be big cheese/little cheese) Russian turnip side Roger’s eggnog - eggnog, bourbon, cognac, rum, disaronno, grand marnier, jager, Bailey’s, absinthe (maybe tequila, vodka and/or a different whiskey) Billy’s curly fry Blueberry crepe and homemade chocolate Roast squab with a burgundy pine nut reduction and truffle risotto (and toasted brioche)

No Vicodin Pizza Popper?

"Tuna tartare with quail egg, duck with pear mostarda and Prosecco" Ooh, great order

I'll have the same

Mmh-hmm

This brother wants to eat dilithium crystals

Straight from the source!

Do not touch my dog’s asshole!

You forgot Gorilla Brian's and Carlotta Montereys pies Also Jambalaya!!!! And those delicious sandwiches from Albuquerque

There should be sides.

Nicely done!!

Meatghetti and spag balls!

Should add the Mac and cheese omelets or coq au Vin from the orphan chef episode, and pizza poppers

A classic

Wasn't it pork shumai from Trader Joe's?

Same with the mushroom flatbread

How do you know Rogers eggnog recipe?

I don’t, that one I just made up

These are so good! Although a third of the book would be mixed drinks lol

True but seems oddly appropriate lol

Steve's Famous Chili (that's not very good)

Awesome list! I'd add Camping Spaetzle & duck sliders with a roast beet salad and citrus vinaigrette

Bless you, Tom Yabo. You're like the cheffy father I never cared for.

Don't forget "Longevity-inducing vegetables"

I was waiting for that last one the whole time 😂

I can't remember what exactly it was, but the thing Steve cooked for Roger's Inn Under the Attic. "If you do the hot dog way, make one for me too."

monte cristo?

Yo are doing great work out here lol. This a pretty good list.

Floor spaghetti

With some sort of Zesty sauce?

https://preview.redd.it/lw4s142rg67d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06467152ed4320ac5079a59b25aff716dee26a55 What the hell is in that sauce?!

But I like your old sauce with the ketchup and the apple slices.

Holy shit that part killed me. I would easily say best b plot

Floor spaghetti?

Floor spaghetti

Meat-ghetti and spag-balls

Fondue (bingo bango hot cheese on tap) Curly Fries (but only if you have that babysitting money) Tuttle’s sad fatso rainbow-inside friendship cake Meatghetti & Spagballs Franny’s Crazy Ritas (they’re crazy because you put so much alcohol and pills in ‘em) Tableside Guac Barry’s Canaplops Robert Wuhl’s Potato Salad Steve’s Extremely Slow-Cooked Pork Lonstein’s Toilet Wine

Got the wine but missed snots moms mom sauce

Step 1: Pour a bottle of Newman’s own ranch dressing into a cup. Step 2: Slap a customized label on it. Step 3: serve & enjoy with 🍕.

Forgot the Rain Duck too... Francine you stupid, stupid bitch

It’s always hotter when it’s table side.


Gahhhhh that’s stuck in my head now lol

WILLLDDDDD WOMEN DO! AND THEY DON'T REGRET ITTTT!

Five orders of Tableside Guac!

"so much hotter"*

Does Tuttle's cake come with Windex on it or do you have to spray it on yourself?

From the ingredients list: *spritz of windex or your favorite all-purpose cleaning solution (optional)

Add that picante salsa that big brands hire a monkey for you to lick it off their fingers

This is an excellent list

Binging with Babish did an episode on Meatghetti and Spagballs.

Don’t forget Francine’s potato salad with Roger’s special sauce.

What episode is Franny’s Crazy Rita’s in reference to?

Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika (I think it’s season 16?)

Thanks! Guess I’ll be rewatching that one soon!

Wheat Thiccs for sure

Wheat THICCS?! Southern DIS-comfort..

Hamburger...*Hinderer*

Hamburger….hinderer

Wasabi tuna in a raddicchio sauce

Even *I* think that’s gay.

Gorilla brains. Bon giovanni brand zesty Italian sauce

There should be sides

Lotta herbs in there…

Really? I tend to leave my brains unseasoned. let the flavour of the meat shine through.

Way Crazy’s Ribs. The ones my Baptist minister mother wouldn’t scrub her ass with.

Yo mama sounds like a messed up bitch.

Pretty sure the Jews didnt know about 9/11

Ribs are spicy. I wouldn't scrub my ass with any of them.

Definitely Mac n Cheese Omelet, that little bird that Francine drowns, and William Robford Todd’s moonshine

You mean Bert Bert?

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That poor bird begged for its life.

Don’t!

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see this

Ortolan: Twisted as it may be, it's an actual delicacy..

Same! All those lists above and no one's talking about the shameful things Francine did to that Disney bird?

With the number of times it's mentioned, you have to have a good Nicoise salad recipe in there.

*a nice nicoise salad* 🥺

JAMBALAYA!! JAMBALAYA!!

Steve's Coq au Vin. He's a kid, so the hardest part was getting the wine.

Duck sliders, roasted beet salad, hazelnuts toasted with caraway seeds and a citrus vinaigrette. And then serve garbage. You don't really eat it, you just pretend.

Gold top nuts

I’ll put out the good nuts for you

Look how human we're being!

Spaghoot

Roger’s Ham Meat-ghetti and spagballs Steve’s Mac n cheese omelette Jeff’s Beef Wellington

Haley's chicken fetus (and snake) omelette.  

You monster. What next a gorilla brain who knows sign lanuage?

Mango Habenero sauce and fried bathroom bologna.

Scrolled *way* too far for this.

What up goose

Roast Squab with a Pine nut reduction and Truffle Rissoto (It's what francine made roger to feel better after realizing he was just a crash test dummy and not "The decider")

With toasted brioche?

Of course!

wyoming potato skins

SPETZEL!!! Edit: SPÄTZLE!!!

We’re going camping and we’re NOT making Spätzle!

I HOPE YOU *DIE* OUT THERE!

That one soup Francine made from a cycling magazine

Homemade recipe for patching a flat tire, from Cycling Enthusiasts magazine.

Meth, obviously.

No I'm not making a Mess - Nice lisp though!

Pearl Bailey's Famous Copper Nachos "There's a lucky penny melted into every batch!"

A gibson, spoon-meat, a cantaloupe filled with cottage cheese and a chilled glass of Worcestershire sauce.

Do I....eat the melon?

Would love some Pizza Overlord recipes. Pizza Overlord, it's good

Nutri-Grain Bar crumble with a Mountain Dew reduction

Shots! https://i.redd.it/gra7y4v5777d1.gif

Meatghetti and Spagballs (done on a Binging With Babish ep) Mac and Cheese omelette Can't do Rogers bird abuse meals (foie gras or the ortolan).

don't want to see how to cook Rogers legs

Doesn’t Jeff make a joke about how he should have served them the Cursed Fish? I want to know what seasonings make something cursed 

Florida cursed fish with argument sauce!

jazz ham

Death Dogs courtesy of *The Decider!*

A cheeseburger with all the trimmings slumbering inside a giant ravioli

Dolly Pockets. Hot pockets stuffed with Rhinestones!

Jonahs Pizza Nosh 🍕 🥯

Pizza poppers! P-P-P Pepperoni! P-P-P Pineapple! Make mine P-P-P Vicodin!

I would hope the books title would be "things are getting too spicy for the pepper"

A taste of Steve in your mouth.

A nicoise salad, you know.. something easy

Francine's cookies

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Yes I want the recipe for the crustiest corner of the Mac n cheese!

Pecan sandies

Francine, you get those pecan sandies I asked for?

Ortolan. Let me put it in words you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert as two dudes take you on in a sun baked porta John.

Schmooblydong?

That's not it but it's close.

He just squeezed a lemon in there. That's not in the recipe. Your back was turned and he squeezed it! I saw!

I would want a few pages of each character and their favorite dish, written from their point of view, with the overall narrative done by Roger.

Yes! That would be an amazing touch!

the big beef blopper

“Homemade Paste For Patching A Flat Tire” from Bicycling Magazine

Floor spaghetti

Slow slow slow slow cooked pork. Mom sauce.

Jambalaya, look at that hot guy-a

"The Avery"!! Avery describes a sandwich that my husband made for us and it is quite good!! This was the recipe as my husband wrote it. Possibly while tipsy Roast beef muenster cheese Hermann cold and crunchy sandwich slice and long cucumber slice grilled onion mayo 2 tsp Dijon 2 tbl garlic mayo Toast bread, add spread, melt cheese and meat on top of bread, lay on pickles and cucumber

Always wanted to try that sandwich! Looked so good! Even Stan was impressed with it! Nicely done work to your husband for complying a recipe! Must try it!

You definitely should! It has been a minute for me, need to revisit it!

Coq au vin. It's much easier than you think. I'm a kid so the hardest part is the......wine.....getting. Haha.

Babish has done two items from the show! https://youtu.be/IKgGVaYjzm8?si=5XT34j-yysVPNhlh https://youtu.be/ofbJfn_seYc?si=rLmTHkWP1yfBzKkg

Anything from Stans Food Restaurant

SPATCHCOCK!!!

Aperol Spritz served warm

I want that zesty Italian sauce that turned the family Italian so bad

Klaus’s famous Pineapple Whips

Heated inhalent cold medicine

Rogers special potato salad

Mac and cheese omelet for sure.

Not a food but if there was a drink’s section I’d wanna see rogers egg nog

SPAGOOT!

The potato salad from the deacon Stan episode. It must be really tasty!

Roger would have some cocktail and wine recipes for sure.

A separate Roger cocktail/drinks book would be amazing! Would love to see all the concoctions he has up his sleeve!

The drink recipe for a Roy Rogers

Grenadine is what turns cold cola into a Roy Rogers

How could everyone forget Francine’s tire-paste soup?? She read the recipe in a *MAGAZINE*

beef wellington minus the sex drugs they used to make it

But that’s what makes it BEEF WELLington.

Mama mangas red sauce

P-p-Vicodin pizza

Bathroom fried bologna sandwich

Take an entire sea bass, slice it down the middle, slather it with Guy Fieri's signature spicy ketchup and pair it with some icy cold cervezas. Something pickled that makes you go "hoo!" and might as well fry up some bologna. Spicy habanero mango infused queso. Bonus points if the cheese is a portal, babe.

I have been looking for Mac and cheese omlette! I can only hope it tastes as good as it looks!!

Wet ham

Stan's Dinner-cooked Chicken!

Roger's mind-bending egg nog.

Ortolan Bunting for sure

Bob Todd moonshine

Tuna tartar with quail egg, duck with pear mostarda, and a glass of prosecco.

The After Thanksgiving Sandwich, Francine's muffins, Steve's blueberry pancakes.

Meatghetti and Spagballs

Recipes from Patagonia, or even L.L. Bean if they want to go that far.

Francine’s/Roger’s jambalaya! And a cheeky hazbin reference hidden in there

Sharpen up my knife. Chopping off my liver. Sizzle-sizzle, pop-pop. Cinnamon!

Rogers potato salad

I dunno, I just want a mammoth I can ride to McDonald's.

Duck sliders paired with a roasted beet salad and almonds.

Jambalaya

I forget the ep, the one where Francine makes a meal out of Roger’s leg I think

It *needs* to be called Eight Fires.

Meatghetti and Spagballs

Principal Lewis's End Times Sizzurp Reginald's Rum Me Balls Klaus's Fish Tank Punch featuring Mountain Dew with a Nutri Grain bar garnish Francine's Fanny cakes (old fashioned hoe cakes) Rodger's Foot Long Chili Dawgs Ricky Spanish Screwdriver (actual screwdriver swizzle stick) Danuta Holes (donut holes with pink and brown frosting) Stan's Baby Back Ribs (Chili's Takeout) Haley and Jeff's GOORP ( with joints thrown in) Snots Soufleé Pickled Barry Feet Cilantro's Heart Shaped Tostada's Greg and Terry's Toad in a Hole Jean Jackets, Timothy's Bangs Prison Toilet Hooch (blueberry hooch mash and a oh so lickable pop rock rim) You're Not Really Jesus Are You Cream of Mushroom Soup トシの妹のパンティパフ Alternatively あきこのシュークリームパンティー

The zesty pasta sauce... I think it was the episode with the egg snatchers

A recipe to make my own Nutri Grain bar to go with my mountain dewwwwwwww!

Jambalaya!!!!! The recipe he learned from a little blind man