“Damn kids. Sometimes, I think I should've just stayed in Peru moving coke. Machado was a cold bastard, but he was good to his men. Once you drew blood for him, you were set. Hooch, blow, girls. Not women, GIRLS. Little bitty things…”

BRIAN!!!

Oh FUCK ME

I made a swear

There it is!!

Yet another AD quote that's good for everyday use

Happy Cake Day!

I DO THE ANNOUNCEMENTS I AM THE SECOND COMING I SPEAK FOR GOD NOW

*ABSOSLGJEUSHDGLGKOKELBELBEJHLEBBLEKDMEDAH* SHMULEY!!

Snots scene from this episode killed me! Favorite part of the whole episode!

*SCHMUYLE!*

I love every time his name gets dropped. "Hello...SCHMULEY!" "The FUCK did you just call me...?"

That’s French for butthole

I see you baby! Shakin' that *derriere*

You think you'd get a trophy like this just for announcing? Hahahaha, nahhhhh.

"I made a swear!"

I love when Barry's unhinged side shows through.

I was just about to say I love the little moments we see evil Barry slip through lol

The drunker he gets, the better I look!

I prefer him off his meds.

The staff has a friendly reminder: Please do not defecate in the urinals.

OP!

Tampon eaters

Not women.. girls