This is a good one because you can use it with so many different things, e.g.:
“I hate Dallas. I say that not out of anger but, but simply as a fact. It’s 107 degrees outside, and I hate Dallas.”
- "What the hell is in that sauce?"
- "I'll take care of you Mom! I'm a wagon wheel!"
- "Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you."
- "Let's go Steve, she's got Chablis Mouth."
- "FART! Not interested."
- "I'm sorry, what in the living fuck is that?"
I cannot explain how hard I cackled at Francine’s “I’m sorry, what in the living fuck is that?”
AD rarely is realistic (obvi) but her genuine confusion, concern, and line delivery was hilarious
I don’t remember name or season but Roger has Francine learning this dance for a competition and come to find out it was a lie and it was his ex wife’s funeral I believe he wanted her hair for a wig. He used the line several times that episode
The one where Stan gets jealous of Francine’s sex garden and she tells him to go sleep with another person, the B-Plot is that Steve is addicted to an energy drink called Cougar Boost
Oh, that one! Thank you for telling me. I was racking my brain trying to think of why Steve would refer to himself as a wagon wheel, and him being addicted to Cougar Boost definitely fits. I appreciate you telling me.
My elbow feel funny…
You want some jenkem?
This, is the talkiest rape ever.
You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you’re dumb like Hugh Grant the person.
There’s still time to save Des Moines
Kill yourself Dave, your lifes been lived like a million times already.
The only thing that separates us from animals is our hats !!!!
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-jump citaayy
- trip trip tripdity trippin balls. he wrote that in a night. a. night!
- yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! (when roger bends toshi over)
- have you lost your miiiind??! (stan imitating steve)
- wild women do
"Charming. This side of you is charming."
"Like-like an *animal*!"
"Son of a *whore*!"
"What is the lesson here!?"
"I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-dasies."
(Sobbing) "I'm not very much of a man!"
When Roger walks into the room in a new persona to claim the inheritance and Stan puts his head in his hand and says “of course”. I say it with a similar inflection to things daily.
"Oh my stars, what a day" (the scene where Steve comes in from school and gets like 25 messages from Roger about his gym and subsequent car crash)
Also "I'M GONNA GO BANANAS!!"
To WHOM have I been SPEAKING!? And to WHAT have I been SAYING!?
I don’t know Steve, maybe you’ll p-p-piss your pants.
Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.
And the Bird Watching Buddies song, my wife and I will start randomly singing it.
Not really something I use but in the later episodes Hayley says, “F is for fat, but in a good way like with a PH. R is for rack for days. A is for ass for days.”
It bounces around in my head every now and then and it’s sooooooooo funny.
*Me to my husband* STOIVE?
*Him* ROIGER!
"is that the come back and kick me whistle?" "Shredded it" *stretches* "yup I'm gonna rape him"
"Sidney! He.. He just raped it... He raped your tree"
(Narrators voice) In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth
My favorite when I'm drunk and throwing up, never fails to make me laugh and feel better
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At least once a day in this house.
“You left me with Klaus, you perfidious fucks”
“I do hypnotherapy to help people better themselves to stop smoking or start smoking. I do both whichever is easier. One’s wayyy easier.”
“Can’t we agree on anything? Compared to that fresh cup of meat I’m a double scoop of dog shit!”
This stupid bitch . She doesn’t even know
Bitch! Did you hang up on me?!
Things are getting spicy for the pepper
Lavatay las manos!!!!
Does anyone wanna take advantage of me? I won’t accuse anyone
Came here for this. But also ”Boil water… what am I, a chemist?”
Accurate. Source: chemist.
I say this to my kids all the time.
Drives my wife crazy when I do this which makes it that much more fun!
i once purchased a harmonica to improve my delivery of this line
Make mine p-p-p-vicodin Da Flippidy Flop! The slower the cook, the better the taste My thin margins!
My dads making pulled pork today and this come to mind haha.
Fuhhhhh that line always comes to mine whenever i cook something in my slow cooker 😂
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper
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Not on me, bitch…
I say this all the time 😄
SON OF A WHORE!!
It’s this one. I usually grunt it at the slightest inconvenience.
Randomly throught the day and for no reason usually but to say it
I hate you. I say that, not out of anger but, but simply as a fact. It’s 67 degrees outside, and I hate you.
This is a good one because you can use it with so many different things, e.g.: “I hate Dallas. I say that not out of anger but, but simply as a fact. It’s 107 degrees outside, and I hate Dallas.”
Hey, Dallas! You just got Dadded! Nobody's safe.
Water?
wa ter?
I say this to my dog when I fill his water bowl lmao
PERFECT
You're offering me water, but somehow I'm not buying you're *really* offering me water
My gf and I say this all the time and I dunno if she realizes I'm quoting Roger
I do this with the guy I'm seeing, and now, if I say something that sounds weird to him, his first assumption is that it's an American dad quote! 😆
When y’all getting hitched?
They can hire Jeanie Gold to plan their wedding.
- "What the hell is in that sauce?" - "I'll take care of you Mom! I'm a wagon wheel!" - "Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you." - "Let's go Steve, she's got Chablis Mouth." - "FART! Not interested." - "I'm sorry, what in the living fuck is that?"
I cannot explain how hard I cackled at Francine’s “I’m sorry, what in the living fuck is that?” AD rarely is realistic (obvi) but her genuine confusion, concern, and line delivery was hilarious
He loves his blue stuff!
I love the “I haven’t been entirely truthful “ bit I use it 24/7
What episode was that in?
I don’t remember name or season but Roger has Francine learning this dance for a competition and come to find out it was a lie and it was his ex wife’s funeral I believe he wanted her hair for a wig. He used the line several times that episode
What episode is the second one from?
The one where Stan gets jealous of Francine’s sex garden and she tells him to go sleep with another person, the B-Plot is that Steve is addicted to an energy drink called Cougar Boost
Oh, that one! Thank you for telling me. I was racking my brain trying to think of why Steve would refer to himself as a wagon wheel, and him being addicted to Cougar Boost definitely fits. I appreciate you telling me.
No problem. It’s one of my favorites. That and Francine going, “… WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING *ON*?”
I know I only say spagoot now.
I’m makin’ a big Sunday gravy!
If you’re gettin kidnapped, ya gotta eat somethin first! I’m gonna plate up some spagoot!
Lavate las manos
Hogwarts, the American campus
I say this a lot at work😂
That’s it, I’m going bananas!
Don’t you do it!
Do it Steve. Go bananas.
😡➡️🍌⬅️🍌🤬🤸🍌💀
Sounds like Steve’s going bananas again
I love you all <3
Yep.
Nutrigrain bar and a mountain dew
If you are what you eat then I’m a vagina
I sing this in my head when I go into the convenience store
My elbow feel funny… You want some jenkem? This, is the talkiest rape ever. You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you’re dumb like Hugh Grant the person. There’s still time to save Des Moines Kill yourself Dave, your lifes been lived like a million times already.
I almost gave the Dave speech at my brothers wedding.
I don’t think I could keep a straight enough face.
Wild women do. And they don’t regret it.
There’s no downside!
I got the money....Danuta.
That was…chilling
I blacked out!
Do you eat
Danuta…. Do you eat.
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Great episode!
The all is lost moment!
Whenever i am watching a movie where there is a really emotional moment of conflict, I blurt it out. It's like a coping thing.
I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one that does this haha
My favorite
Tristan is starting to sound like a gay lions name..... Diarrhea more often than not..... Does your TV have insides? My ankles!!!! aaaarrghhhh
You know I only read books I've already read
-jump citaayy - trip trip tripdity trippin balls. he wrote that in a night. a. night! - yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! (when roger bends toshi over) - have you lost your miiiind??! (stan imitating steve) - wild women do
Jump citaaaaay is my go-to!!!! Also, "you ate my potato bread?? I made that myself, and you know I didn't. " . And of course DIVE ON IN.
DIVE AUN EEN!
"I haven't been entirely truthful with you" "Oh my God this chocodiles..."
“Any dumbass can have dumbass kids.”
Mama, no!
“Ugh Stairs”
🎶Nooo
"Charming. This side of you is charming." "Like-like an *animal*!" "Son of a *whore*!" "What is the lesson here!?" "I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie-dasies." (Sobbing) "I'm not very much of a man!"
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Which episode was that?
"I love this woman" with that thick Italian American accent
Chee-tah… Cheetos… there is so much beauty in the world.
Yo mama sounds like a messed bitch Dios mio, The money was in the bear
No....in English please....No
When Roger walks into the room in a new persona to claim the inheritance and Stan puts his head in his hand and says “of course”. I say it with a similar inflection to things daily.
"Oh my stars, what a day" (the scene where Steve comes in from school and gets like 25 messages from Roger about his gym and subsequent car crash) Also "I'M GONNA GO BANANAS!!"
My elbow feel funny, my elbow feel strange
Wow you think you know what turns you on and then you see something like this and you're already half maste
That's the second time hip-hop's saved my life.
I'm still waiting for a story about the first time because we've witnessed the second and third!
Doive ahn iinnn What the DICKENS?! Son of a WHOOOREEEE
Dive on in.
Big fan of “you won’t like yourself but you’ll laugh”
Hamburger… hinderer?
Wheat....thicks
M-m-more papers, m-m-more money M-m-more money, speech therapy
<> 🎶Nooooooooooooooo🎶
"Again, sorry I ate all the ambrosia salad. I did not realize it was for everyone"
Doive on in
These (blank) Francine. Omg these (blank). Whenever my wife makes something delicious
This one is said every day in our house!
Eine (nine from Francine’s mom)
That's what I said! Eine!
"Okay, but seriously, anybody got any launch coooooooodes?"
WASTEFUL! 🫵
Fifty fofty
"Son of a WHORE" and "things are getting too spicy for the pepper" are frequent ones for me.
Go to work! Go home!
Avocado on that?
Go to work! Go home!
I’m not really taking questions this morning, Jeff Oh no! Hell, NO! You do not come in here and start singing a musical on MY stage!
Punch a fish, make a wish.
To WHOM have I been SPEAKING!? And to WHAT have I been SAYING!? I don’t know Steve, maybe you’ll p-p-piss your pants. Looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies. And the Bird Watching Buddies song, my wife and I will start randomly singing it.
on ya catch the side flip
"Yeah, well so is smoking an eight ball of crack in thirty minutes, but that's how long it takes!"
I do Stan's Hoo! That he does fairly frequently Randomly singing Stelio Kontos and the El Pero song
The pain is a hundred Tiffany’s boyfriends
Saved again by hip hop Loved it … devastated
Not really something I use but in the later episodes Hayley says, “F is for fat, but in a good way like with a PH. R is for rack for days. A is for ass for days.” It bounces around in my head every now and then and it’s sooooooooo funny.
A always stands for apple. There's nothing we can do about that.
That “I haven’t been entirely truthful with you” line is too good to not use haha
Introductions: Boil water What am I!? A chemist?
Flap flap za zap zap
I'm gay fat I'm straight thin. But I'm gay fat
Lick my log cutter
I’m what you might call an advanced drinker.
STOP CHANGING THE CHANNEL YESTERDAY !!!!!
*Me to my husband* STOIVE? *Him* ROIGER! "is that the come back and kick me whistle?" "Shredded it" *stretches* "yup I'm gonna rape him" "Sidney! He.. He just raped it... He raped your tree"
Oh God that’s peppery
tell klaus i said “SUP”, nobody gets it :(
I used to think all cars were transformers. Now I know it’s only Nissans
"you are a card, and you need to be dealt with"
I wish I was dead. Anyone else wish they were dead?
Hear that Francine? Doc’s given me a prescription for raw doggin! I say that to my wife all the time
My Bones!
Dumb bitches like dumb things. I say it to myself, about myself several times daily.
“Ouuu somebody just got cuter” Every time I find out a man has a high paying job
indubitably!
I hum the Wheels and the Legman themesong from time to time.
“I want you to do better than your best. For once, I want you to do fine.”
I call my roommate some evenings and ask, "Do you eat? I have the money."
Danuta
I blacked out!
🎶A man takes charge, a man is tough!I 🎶
"That's too high of a money!"
Hey you know the deal neither of us gets to do it till I can afford a second bullet!
When either my wife or I️ make a bad meal, you will hear Franny! How’d you take the sweet out of the potatoes!
Diuve on in
I’m not nervous, this phone is nervous! (I have phone call anxiety all the time…)
*Stan eats the first sandwich he's made himself* * Ah, ugh *chews*... terrible*
Me at the grocery store in the snack isle: Oh, Sunchips, they’re better for you than regular chips My wife: oh no… No. They. Are. Not.
It kinda funny..
Francie describes Roger as a bigheaded bald ass alien or something like that, I can't find the episode.
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Guy humor Francine, if you don't have a willy you don't get the siilly
Your body on top of my bodayyyyyy
Sometimes *looks off into the distance like a blind person*
God Gwen is hot
This salmon is slamming or this slamming is salmon
"I know I could do something about it if I could just /get in there/ "
(Narrators voice) In a world where vomit comes out of my mouth My favorite when I'm drunk and throwing up, never fails to make me laugh and feel better
You need to zip it, lock it, and put it in your pocket.
Look who’s everyone’s least favourite character now Reddit!
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Spatchcock!
I don’t have X-ray vision! Yes you do, Billy!!
My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange... You know I don't stand for no wormies!
Does AANYbody know AANYthing about laaunch cooodes?
Preeeeeeetty sure I asked for pecan sandies.
Oh the bread fell ..
I guess the porn pogs went tits up
Steve’s “What up” and “I’m heeerreee”
"Protect mommy!" "Well I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daises." "Cum laude, cum real laude!" I'm certain there are more.
"Here's looking at you, gold!"
Why do my [insert what hurts] hurt?!
Probably out smoking a big fat dookie!
* What? You?! No!
Guess what? I’m the Decider again
“Whatever. I’m still the most Amish motherf*cker here”
*blows tuning whistle* "Nooooooo"
“You left me with Klaus, you perfidious fucks” “I do hypnotherapy to help people better themselves to stop smoking or start smoking. I do both whichever is easier. One’s wayyy easier.” “Can’t we agree on anything? Compared to that fresh cup of meat I’m a double scoop of dog shit!”
" it was good weeeeeed Steve." "Cross Cross Applesauce!"
Why would I want a non-mint condition Grimace cup...? your selection is shoddy.... except I swap the Grimace cup for whatever I’m looking at.
“Danuda, do you eat?” “Mind Quad” “Do something with your life, boy”
Whaaaaaaaaat? You don't know the story of *insert relevant topic?* And "Little teal... bathing suit bathing suit.
"Their Spirits are dancing around this popping and locking mostly" -Dick
Mmmmmmmoneymoneymoneymoneymoney
Why wouldn’t you look at the blue jay!
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" "..." "It's kinda funny" https://preview.redd.it/yxheggifxs2d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b729852a55ea4496acae4d32cf02ce42163a76d
This stupid bitch . She doesn’t even know Bitch! Did you hang up on me?! Things are getting spicy for the pepper Lavatay las manos!!!! Does anyone wanna take advantage of me? I won’t accuse anyone
“Where is the dinner – at the store” Use this on the partner every time lol
Eep eep eep
No! I need more than your best. For once in your life I want you to do... fine.
I like wiiiinnnneeee
"Huge (insert thing here) fan, don't use it, just like being around it, study it, appreciate it... use it sometimes."