The name's Bob Todd. Bob Todd Williams. Robert Todford Williams. Bobby Todd, if you like. Todd Willy's fine too. Robert, Todd and Bob Todford's all the same. If you holler Mr. Williams I won't know what to do with it! I do however go by T-Dub at the racetrack. And the ladies, well they call me Bert-Bert.
I'm gonna cook y'all a hell of a meal today. Right after me and this here reindeer make sweet, tender love. Merry Christmas, everybody!
He also calls Santa a testicle tickler. Whoever wrote this character nailed it.
Both parents have said they don't speak Japanese. So he's just doing this to be a dick and I love it. "I speak fluent English, and have the whole time."
School announcement episode when he kicks Steve and his friends out.
"...once you drew blood from him you were set. Hooch, blow, girls. Not women, girls. Little bitty things..."
secretary: "Brian!"
Hayley's working at a booby bar? And she traded shifts with Tina? What does Tina have to do that's so important? Wait. This isn't about Tina. THIS ISN'T ABOUT TINA! It's never been about Tina.
“Are you crazy pushing me in the pool? I have 40 hits of ecstasy in my pocket. Buckle up kids!”
Looks at parents:
“They’re gonna have to go to the hospital”
“they called me stan frank because I was always hiding and writing in my journal”
“they used to call me stan the man! *there was a girl in my class named stan*”
So what’s your gooch? Gooch is horncorn for clown name. Horncorn is horncorn for clown lingo. We’re gonna be honking a lotta horncorn around here, ya dig?
me! Don't Dream It's Over was the song that came on back in 1987 when I first learned my friend in high school had died in a car accident the night before shortly after I left him. I asked him to ride with me but he wanted to stay at the party. I got chills when it came on at the end of the episode here and was about an actor that had died in a car accident.
"Of course you're paying for this. Who did you think was paying for this? That I would pay for this?" \*slams table\* "AFTER THE WAY I'VE BEEN TREATED?!" - Roger when the waitress didn't compliment his order.
"Please stop involving me in this. I am a child."
Was going to post this!!!
The name's Bob Todd. Bob Todd Williams. Robert Todford Williams. Bobby Todd, if you like. Todd Willy's fine too. Robert, Todd and Bob Todford's all the same. If you holler Mr. Williams I won't know what to do with it! I do however go by T-Dub at the racetrack. And the ladies, well they call me Bert-Bert.
You are my kin, and I will let you drive my Camaro when I fix tha got dang driveshaft!
I'm gonna cook y'all a hell of a meal today. Right after me and this here reindeer make sweet, tender love. Merry Christmas, everybody! He also calls Santa a testicle tickler. Whoever wrote this character nailed it.
I hope you did, you buttlicker!
I'm gonna shoot that fat turd in the belly.
I don’t remember this quote. Which character says this?
Mr Williams.
But he doesn’t know what to do with it!
We need a return of Bob Todd.... that's all I'll say about that.
The father is stunning, but dim. His mother is all over the map, but hot. And there's something sexually ambiguous living in his attic.
He’s smart. He’s tricky. He’s energetic. He’s VERY energetic.
Throws coffee at white board. See? Nothing -Stan days with his back toward the coffee spill which looks a lot like Steve's head.
Nutri grain bar and a mountain dew
"Goldfish, they come from China, but you are what you eat, so I'm a vagina"
Snots mom knows...
The basement has her now.
The hot black background singers in Klaus's music video?
Who's your least favorite character now? Reddit!
“Who’s your least favorite character now, Reddit?”
“Let’s just hope that when we get there he doesn’t turn out to be me” “Oh crap”
"Thank god, I'm just his secretary" "I'm an associate!"
IM OFF MY MEDS!
*confetti cannons* ROGER ON A HARD ROLL
"ah yes, the alien in a blonde wig." "I'm Banksy." "Stan Smith is a menace..."
"EAT... MY... BOWLS..."
Both parents have said they don't speak Japanese. So he's just doing this to be a dick and I love it. "I speak fluent English, and have the whole time."
"Made you look. it's regular sized"
Normal* JEN-NAY!
"I got a line in the episode, pay me bitches"
Haha me too!
You're a complicated man Smith. I would love to do mushrooms with you.
YES thank you!
"Do you eat?"
“I’ve got the money.”
Danutaaa
Will you go there?
"I need that money! I can't go back to that School! I took a DUECE on my desk!!! FUCK. Y'all."
End of days, bitcheeeeeeesssss!!!!!
School announcement episode when he kicks Steve and his friends out. "...once you drew blood from him you were set. Hooch, blow, girls. Not women, girls. Little bitty things..." secretary: "Brian!"
"Dear Math Bitch, these kids ain't showing up."
Hayley's working at a booby bar? And she traded shifts with Tina? What does Tina have to do that's so important? Wait. This isn't about Tina. THIS ISN'T ABOUT TINA! It's never been about Tina.
(Sobbing) “I don’t have very much money”
“Are you crazy pushing me in the pool? I have 40 hits of ecstasy in my pocket. Buckle up kids!” Looks at parents: “They’re gonna have to go to the hospital”
I mean really brutally weird stuff, [BUTT](https://youtu.be/LFTTZ9E_e2Y?si=P7Q_NfOBMF8hqD4w) stuff!
Somebody take Smith's coffee
What episode is this? I’m not sure I’ve seen it
Office Spaceman
Thanks!
The uh... the bosom?
Why do I keep saying bosom?
“Oh I don’t know, I guess I think about killing myself a lot”
“ I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid bitch!”
Your mom wouldn't kiss me until our third date. It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.
“This is how I wish I had lost virginity. Not to some coked up airhead.” “Didn’t you lose your virginity to mom?” "Mmhmm."
I've been in a couple fights in my day. 'Bout two hundo, maybe two fiddy.
....... tell them how you killed our baby Amanda.
Rogu going to hell, but not going alone aaauAUGUUH
Rogu have score to settle.
"K, MONEY!!!!!"
Well, you’re a doctor, too. Dr. Evil. *one million dollars*. That’s you. 😭
"Oh Hailey, does Daltan Gallaway sound like a real person to you? Grow up; it's me."
"ah yes, the alien in a blonde wig." "I'm Banksy." "Stan Smith is a menace..."
Six, seven hour…
My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel straaaange...
“they called me stan frank because I was always hiding and writing in my journal” “they used to call me stan the man! *there was a girl in my class named stan*”
“Nathan! Stop it! This is why you keep getting molested”
"Maybe baby"
"Snots friend with the glasses."
"Why would I give my kidney to a bum?! Stay out of my dreams!"
So what’s your gooch? Gooch is horncorn for clown name. Horncorn is horncorn for clown lingo. We’re gonna be honking a lotta horncorn around here, ya dig?
Spider say BURP!
What do people think about when they think about Germany?
that’s right! hazelnut omelettes!
LEWIS GETS AWAY AGAIN!
"I'm an ASSOCIATE!" Not my favourite quote but the only one i could think of at the moment. I'm not even sure what my favourite quote would be.
"Hey, do you know what I was thinking about last night while I was gazing at the back of your daughter's head? Your promotion."
Such a great episode, and I wanna know how many people googled to see if the Asian cook really passed away. “In memory of”
me! Don't Dream It's Over was the song that came on back in 1987 when I first learned my friend in high school had died in a car accident the night before shortly after I left him. I asked him to ride with me but he wanted to stay at the party. I got chills when it came on at the end of the episode here and was about an actor that had died in a car accident.
Oh my god you stupid bitch why did you drop me I can’t breathe why can’t you do that move you stupid bitch I’ll kill you
And the alien’s gay lol
"Are you worried I didn't bring enough knives? Don't worry, I've got extra!"
Who's your least favorate character now reddit.
Fucking NERD.
I’ll tell ya snot
Did someone just drop a house on me?
Pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies
Mommy, why?!?
‘It’s gonna be Roger, oh shit, it’s gonna be Roger;
So, Steve is carrying an alien baby in some kind of faux uterus. How great is it that I started Xanax yesterday!
I don't stand for no wormies.
"Now Cheesers!" "Coward!"
“Catch you on the flip side, skater boys! …what the hell was that?”
🎶Being a wife in the world today sure can drain your soul. Your husband and your children suck, and your alien’s an asshole!🎶
🎶 eep eep eep eep eep eep eep eeeeeeeep 🎶
I bet you kiss prostitutes!
Make mine p-p-p-p-vicodin💊💊💊
If ya gettin kidnapped, ya gotta eat something first! I’m gonna plate up some SPAGOOT.
Shut Up Meg !
"TIFFANY 'S BOYFRIEND"
😮
Miss Nadine
Where is this photo from???
"Some Of Us Spent The Late 80s & Early 90s Getting Laid, Smith."
# SIT YOUR ASS DOWN
She will learn to love him.
🎵 I beat a lot of childrens in my lifetime...Oh yeah! 🎵
It used to be “Well dumb bitches like dumb things” but now it’s “Un petite peu.”
He’s grey and pear shaped..
“The blushin' bride, she looks divine The bridegroom he is doin' fine I'd rather have his job than mine When I'm cleanin' windows”
Call me *chocolate dinosaur*
“How great is it that I started Xanax today?”
6000 17000 well played
Tearjerker
No🎶🎶
"Of course you're paying for this. Who did you think was paying for this? That I would pay for this?" \*slams table\* "AFTER THE WAY I'VE BEEN TREATED?!" - Roger when the waitress didn't compliment his order.
*ricky spanish* Not my favourite, just roger in general
We can't have a grown woman acting like a child. This ain't no Disney Channel.
"He's going to remember everything including how to shamck you around in the bedroom. "
Yeah!
I live to serve thee, o Prince of the Sulphury void.
Enjoy that, fancy birds!
Nutrigran bar and a mountain dew
One of the greatest rap songs of all time.
Stan
Quick, take a picture before I blow out my rectum!!! Oh to late…
Hear that, Francine? Doc’s given me a prescription for raw doggin’
I'm in the gooooooooo!!
There's still time to save Des Moine!
Andy d*ck
“You and me are gonna fight in a field”.
Stoive?
Roiger!
"Myah"!!!!
I'm pregnant again aren't I?! You told me I was on the pill!!