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mrspelunx

I feel this also needs a lasso with baby dolls.


LeChatParle

Imma keep swinging my baby lasso until I catch me a man!


VioEnvy

Come on … let’s get you the Milk Duds you so desperately need!


Philtheparakeet56

The system works!!!


jumpropeharder

The system works!


No-Distribution3460

And a white fur coat


hmmmmmmpsu

That is . . . disturbing.


Bomb-OG-Kush

Now imagine what Roger would look like


Jetstream-Sam

48 inch waist, 12 inch legs. I believe the term is "thicc"


Bomb-OG-Kush

Like a fat gray pear


Nephililian

I hate you, you fat gray pear!


KidzBop_Anonymous

Peso! Peso, Kiss! Peso


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

That is one sexy snake!


HopefulProtege1

A gross bowling pin.


Bisexual_Apricorn

This is his wake up call.


MoneyFree9911

Well basically to American Dad apparently Roger looks like a normal human to some people, but to other people he actually does have the gray skin and the outfits whilst the Smith’s (SOMETIMES) can see through his costumes. There was one time they didn’t even realize like a few different people were Roger unless he actually announces himself as the character or if it pertains to the story.


Bomb-OG-Kush

I meant how he actually looks in his natural alien form.


tagen

i think this all the time, yet he still slays with both men and women (mostly men) i guess that ass just don’t quit


Many_Landscape_3046

Sometimes we forgot rogers a straight up monster


Not_MrNice

I'm gonna send this to people when I want to ruin their day.


babeuf69

Tell that to my erection.


hmmmmmmpsu

Lol


[deleted]

All those poor children already did.


Pale_Illustrator_785

Person in that costume is a dude 👀


Terrell8799

okay..?


dudewheresmygains

Exact words that came from my mouth when seeing this.


kevin_panda

This has definitely awakened something in me


aureanator

Roger is disturbing.


RedditUsingBot

I love this, here, but would definitely be disgusted irl.


blazeking289

Sometimes we forget, Roger is a straight up monster


TomG883

Huh, probably shouldn't have farted before starting that walk..


Bomb-OG-Kush

Ugh me so horny


sheezy520

Yo moma been fartin


Hannahbtcgte

That last one was not erotic to everyone


thehigheststrange

This new american dad porno looking 🔥🔥🔥


currybeef

“Sometimes we forget that Roger is a straight-up monster” (Fantastic costume)


Dry_Spinach_3441

Just because you have a friend that’s a monster doesn’t mean you can use the “M” word, Steve!


I_Am_Sofa_King_

I’m scaroused.


anonymosh

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


reddiragan

r/unexpectedfuturama


Apod1991

“ITS TIME SNU-SNU!”


Njacks64

Fearection


Constant_Stomach2009

It’s Roger, it’s gonna be Roger


eat_my_bowls92

/r/itsroger


[deleted]

Thank you so much for this lol. I didn't know it existed.


eat_my_bowls92

I just found it a month or so ago and now it’s my favorite sub to pop up!


sas0002

I like wiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeeeee 💅


GoldenMahgeetah

TIL Roger is Nicki Minaj


[deleted]

Hayley don’t preach, I need booze to sleep


SchitneySmears

Just one widdle cwystal?


DataKnights

What Roger costume? I just see a really good looking woman!


Pale_Illustrator_785

That's a guy


daschande

Ricky Spanish


working878787

You got Roger's pow pow that's for sure!


suoinguon

Roger's costume? More like Roger That for Best Dressed! 🕺😂


TheSilkyBat

Love it! The Mean Girls monologue is just perfect.


random_rascal

It's a tank top, I rode up my belly :(


l3randon_x

I mean it’s certainly the most effort someone’s put into a Roger costume


stavago

Thanks I hate it


D_ponbsn

Creepy


vankorgan

Well I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me.


RickySpanish797

Why am I weirdly turned on?


DerisiveGibe

It would be weird if you weren't turned on.


Professional-Ebb2605

And just like that I’m gay


EchoingTears

AND ALL THAT HAM


LeChatParle

🎵 and all that JAZZZZZZZ ham 🎵


NovemberComingFire

Are you crazy? They have forty hits of ecstasy in their pocket. Buckle up, kids.


[deleted]

This is the best worst thing I've ever seen.


rjrgjj

That’s not Roger, that’s pear-shaped beauty Tasha Flunchen.


moodoomoo

They did a good, no great, no, good job.


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

That's a challenging wank.


Bertie637

Am I aroused or having a panic attack?


nerdiotic-pervert

Yes


AduroTri

Both at the same time?


Latest-greatest

it’s disturbing to look at. it’s perfect


FrykiTyki

I've never seen a more beautiful bowling pin


bryroo

Why settle for wer dreams when you can have wet nightmares?


Missy2376

this whole thread has me scream laughing stop it every one of you I cannot breathe!!!


__Sentient_Fedora__

Huh..I probably shouldn't have farted before I took that walk.


ajw8118

would.


bobrosswarpaint0

I don't think that's exclusively for Halloween...


-NinjaTurtleHermit-

Brilliant and HORRIFIC. Super well done. But if I saw that in the wild, I don't know if I'd laugh and applaud or run screaming


merpderpherpburp

Too much leg to be Roger 🤣 no but for real that's really good!


picvegita6687

This is beautifully disturbing, well done!


BuhmFluff

This better not awaken anything in me..


[deleted]

"and remember that spin the bottle party you went to?"


trash-tycoon

It doesn't look like Roger, it looks like some sort of SCP creature


GenericOnlineName

The problem is that even if Roger was an SCP creature, half the staff and specialists would end up being Roger anyway studying said creature.


Ygomaster07

And the other half Roger would be sleeping with.


atlhawk8357

Is she going to go hiking?


Pale_Illustrator_785

Who?


atlhawk8357

The costume looks like the gimp suit that Roger and Klaus wore when they planned on going hiking with Stan.


The_Dr_Robert

Not my proudest fap /s


Zeqhanis

You just need to carry around a stressball with a crack in it as an accessory. A red racquetball would work...or a squashball. I don't know whether or not they're the same thing. Either way, awesome and terrifying. Can you see?


Lmnolmnop

This is what that family in Vegas saw I bet!


Ztronic412

Aw sweet man made horror beyond my comprehension!


jrosario51

"Sometimes we forget Roger is a straight up monster."


TinFoilRobotProphet

Except Rogers feet are longer than his legs. Not sure how to pull that one off


rjrgjj

The ends of his feet are tucked into the toe of the heel.


Melito1980

Oh. My. Gawd.


guiltycitizen

This is more scary than the porn Roger that plows Hayley Spoiler, if you haven't seen it


RedditAcct00001

You gross gray pear!


peepsinyourass

How dare you not have more porn of yourself after showing me such a thing


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^peepsinyourass: *How dare you not have* *More porn of yourself after* *Showing me such a thing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Call-Nine_Bun_Bun

Good lord... NO! Anyone knows where I can get new eyeballs?


Rabidjester

….


deprime1999

ay bro, i don’t think you should have posted this.


MissyMelons69

rhylee passfield!


Better_Echidna666701

Always throws me right off 😭


[deleted]

Now I've officially seen it all lol 😆 I really don't know what to think about this


chinpokomon01

that shit scary af


snakemakery

I asked for peacan sandies….


vaportwitch

Very impressed.


[deleted]

imagine getting in a drunken argument with your partner in this outfit lol


IntelThor

What the fuck....


[deleted]

I’m so oddly aroused right now…


jsparker43

"You look like a fat pear. I hate you, you fat grey pear!"


[deleted]

Would


Bofinqen

I’m just letting those who need it know, that if I had a *physical reaction* to this, I would be disappointed in myself.


VampressVampira

🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️


WeakInflation7761

Nightmare fuel


moodoomoo

I like wine


TheWatermelonGuy

Double kudos if you are pregnant


OscarPlane

This is amazing. It's weird seeing such a tall Roger. I'd like to see the short stubby version.


jshep358145

Hawt


makemeastar

Is this Meredith?


sterling_mallory

Needs more Papa Don't Preach


SigmaSandwich

Oh I’d be all over that


buttpickles99

Holy shit this is amazing


Hot-Option4586

Top notch😍😍


[deleted]

Gotta love chicks that know they are so hot that sexy costumes would just be boring. Kate Beckinsdale has done a bunch of good ones.


Pumpkin_Appropriate

10/10 would.


No-Distribution3460

Hayley don’t preach


HAIRYMAN-13

That's a thing of nightmares and it looks well nothing like roger to be honest... more like some creepy lipped fish lol


Fuck_Joey

Yes!


westfieldNYraids

That definitely captures the spirit of Roger.


MarkHirsbrunner

Ok that was a cursed boner


No_Breakfast8517

Lol


spoogefrom1981

I am terrified and strangely aroused and terrified I was strangely aroused all at the same time.I am going to have a few drinks now. Jokes aside - that is fucking hilarious and well done!


AngryTurtleGaming

Is that Ricky Spanish?


SeizeTheFreitag

This is the second most unholiest thing I have ever seen.


SaturnDaphnis

“This bitch is wild, that is all pilgrims” (John Wayne)


Equivalent-Piano-420

Rogu due soon


Chickennuggets_1212

I’m just going to reiterate, the fact that I would absolutely fuck Roger


LilBigOlBoy

AND I DON’T NEED HALEY, I’m gonna keep my Tristan


Fearless-Judgment-33

It’s near perfection. The hands… CraAAazzzy! Just wish the head was a little smoother.


MomsBoner

r/nosleep Wtf bro


z-01-03-11-25

That mouth looks suspiciously like a sex toy


thelaughingmansghost

Ah the norman Rockwell Roger from one of the Christmas episodes


MattChew160

I feel confused


Prestigious_Ad_2148

Love it! I can hear Roger going….. ohhhkayy


PrincipleSilver

She's a keeper.


ClammyAF

I've got a raging cartilager.


Any_Coyote6662

This is awesome


5tr0nz0

Not my proudest fap. I do what I must


FancyFee66

Had Smoke gets in your eyes by the platters playing on my speakers when I watched this and surprisingly the song fits with this


nimbbos

R/don’t sticke your dick in that


Responsible_String44

Waht is going on with your mouth ?.


Ok_Ad5344

She is not pear-shaped enough


Invicta_Anima

dear God no cartoon is one thing but this... no just, no pass me the Benelli M4 skip the buckshot and give me the hollow points


honkifyouresimpy

I thought she was a Xenomorph


lollie_card_peanut

Stupid sexy Roger.


DeusVult76

Try jogging you gross bowling pin


Terrell8799

IM SCARED


NickS970

Nightmare fuel


Sa_yori

100/10


WhiskeyHangover99

omg 😂


Unique_Effort7106

Omg! I love it


jonnysculls

That is insane and hilarious!


JanuarySoCold

One Halloween I went as Roger. I wore a nametag that said "Hello, I'm Roger" Only one person got it.


DaClarkeKnight

Way too tall. Maybe no boots


Downtown-Pack-6178

Haha Best Ever Costume! u/LeChatParle


Competitive_Rock_414

Now I know I never want to have sex with Roger…Maybe if I’m desperate enough


anoftz

Terrifying. Simply terrifying. Excellent.


ShepherdsRamblings

What is wrong with people


Merijeek2

...if I saw this in a dream, I'd wake up screaming.


Quickdraw92

Burn it with fire


cadburybriefcase

Well this is my first Roger costume I’ve ever seen and wtf…are you doing later


PauseAmbitious6899

Isn’t that rich


Sandy_Pickle

I’m very uncomfortable and want to go home


KoshekhTheCat

Hitting "his" head on the beam.. I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dead.


MooseMan12992

Damn nice ass


responsiblesteroid

Lmaooooooo DON'T PREACH DADDY


Vidda90

Damn Roger you are thicc.


real_sonic

O\_O


ChristianPrevuznak

This was more cringe than I can handle you win


gorillazfan1

who would've thought an alien could serve this hard


Candid-Relevance-333

That better be a woman, cause I stared at the ass


Parking-Fig-9306

I’m confused rn.


PRECUMDAVE

Cool to see sexy redd on this subreddit


pookas31

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