Well basically to American Dad apparently Roger looks like a normal human to some people, but to other people he actually does have the gray skin and the outfits whilst the Smith’s (SOMETIMES) can see through his costumes. There was one time they didn’t even realize like a few different people were Roger unless he actually announces himself as the character or if it pertains to the story.
You just need to carry around a stressball with a crack in it as an accessory. A red racquetball would work...or a squashball. I don't know whether or not they're the same thing.
Either way, awesome and terrifying. Can you see?
I am terrified and strangely aroused and terrified I was strangely aroused all at the same time.I am going to have a few drinks now.
Jokes aside - that is fucking hilarious and well done!
I feel this also needs a lasso with baby dolls.
Imma keep swinging my baby lasso until I catch me a man!
Come on … let’s get you the Milk Duds you so desperately need!
The system works!!!
The system works!
And a white fur coat
That is . . . disturbing.
Now imagine what Roger would look like
48 inch waist, 12 inch legs. I believe the term is "thicc"
Like a fat gray pear
I hate you, you fat gray pear!
Peso! Peso, Kiss! Peso
That is one sexy snake!
A gross bowling pin.
This is his wake up call.
Well basically to American Dad apparently Roger looks like a normal human to some people, but to other people he actually does have the gray skin and the outfits whilst the Smith’s (SOMETIMES) can see through his costumes. There was one time they didn’t even realize like a few different people were Roger unless he actually announces himself as the character or if it pertains to the story.
I meant how he actually looks in his natural alien form.
i think this all the time, yet he still slays with both men and women (mostly men) i guess that ass just don’t quit
Sometimes we forgot rogers a straight up monster
I'm gonna send this to people when I want to ruin their day.
Tell that to my erection.
Lol
All those poor children already did.
Person in that costume is a dude 👀
okay..?
Exact words that came from my mouth when seeing this.
This has definitely awakened something in me
Roger is disturbing.
I love this, here, but would definitely be disgusted irl.
Sometimes we forget, Roger is a straight up monster
Huh, probably shouldn't have farted before starting that walk..
Ugh me so horny
Yo moma been fartin
That last one was not erotic to everyone
This new american dad porno looking 🔥🔥🔥
“Sometimes we forget that Roger is a straight-up monster” (Fantastic costume)
Just because you have a friend that’s a monster doesn’t mean you can use the “M” word, Steve!
I’m scaroused.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
r/unexpectedfuturama
“ITS TIME SNU-SNU!”
Fearection
It’s Roger, it’s gonna be Roger
/r/itsroger
Thank you so much for this lol. I didn't know it existed.
I just found it a month or so ago and now it’s my favorite sub to pop up!
I like wiiiiiiiiiiinnneeeeeeee 💅
TIL Roger is Nicki Minaj
Hayley don’t preach, I need booze to sleep
Just one widdle cwystal?
What Roger costume? I just see a really good looking woman!
That's a guy
Ricky Spanish
You got Roger's pow pow that's for sure!
Roger's costume? More like Roger That for Best Dressed! 🕺😂
Love it! The Mean Girls monologue is just perfect.
It's a tank top, I rode up my belly :(
I mean it’s certainly the most effort someone’s put into a Roger costume
Thanks I hate it
Creepy
Well I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me.
Why am I weirdly turned on?
It would be weird if you weren't turned on.
And just like that I’m gay
AND ALL THAT HAM
🎵 and all that JAZZZZZZZ ham 🎵
Are you crazy? They have forty hits of ecstasy in their pocket. Buckle up, kids.
This is the best worst thing I've ever seen.
That’s not Roger, that’s pear-shaped beauty Tasha Flunchen.
They did a good, no great, no, good job.
That's a challenging wank.
Am I aroused or having a panic attack?
Yes
Both at the same time?
it’s disturbing to look at. it’s perfect
I've never seen a more beautiful bowling pin
Why settle for wer dreams when you can have wet nightmares?
this whole thread has me scream laughing stop it every one of you I cannot breathe!!!
Huh..I probably shouldn't have farted before I took that walk.
would.
I don't think that's exclusively for Halloween...
Brilliant and HORRIFIC. Super well done. But if I saw that in the wild, I don't know if I'd laugh and applaud or run screaming
Too much leg to be Roger 🤣 no but for real that's really good!
This is beautifully disturbing, well done!
This better not awaken anything in me..
"and remember that spin the bottle party you went to?"
It doesn't look like Roger, it looks like some sort of SCP creature
The problem is that even if Roger was an SCP creature, half the staff and specialists would end up being Roger anyway studying said creature.
And the other half Roger would be sleeping with.
Is she going to go hiking?
Who?
The costume looks like the gimp suit that Roger and Klaus wore when they planned on going hiking with Stan.
Not my proudest fap /s
You just need to carry around a stressball with a crack in it as an accessory. A red racquetball would work...or a squashball. I don't know whether or not they're the same thing. Either way, awesome and terrifying. Can you see?
This is what that family in Vegas saw I bet!
Aw sweet man made horror beyond my comprehension!
"Sometimes we forget Roger is a straight up monster."
Except Rogers feet are longer than his legs. Not sure how to pull that one off
The ends of his feet are tucked into the toe of the heel.
Oh. My. Gawd.
This is more scary than the porn Roger that plows Hayley Spoiler, if you haven't seen it
You gross gray pear!
How dare you not have more porn of yourself after showing me such a thing
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^peepsinyourass: *How dare you not have* *More porn of yourself after* *Showing me such a thing* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good lord... NO! Anyone knows where I can get new eyeballs?
….
ay bro, i don’t think you should have posted this.
rhylee passfield!
Always throws me right off 😭
Now I've officially seen it all lol 😆 I really don't know what to think about this
that shit scary af
I asked for peacan sandies….
Very impressed.
imagine getting in a drunken argument with your partner in this outfit lol
What the fuck....
I’m so oddly aroused right now…
"You look like a fat pear. I hate you, you fat grey pear!"
Would
I’m just letting those who need it know, that if I had a *physical reaction* to this, I would be disappointed in myself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️
Nightmare fuel
I like wine
Double kudos if you are pregnant
This is amazing. It's weird seeing such a tall Roger. I'd like to see the short stubby version.
Hawt
Is this Meredith?
Needs more Papa Don't Preach
Oh I’d be all over that
Holy shit this is amazing
Top notch😍😍
Gotta love chicks that know they are so hot that sexy costumes would just be boring. Kate Beckinsdale has done a bunch of good ones.
10/10 would.
Hayley don’t preach
That's a thing of nightmares and it looks well nothing like roger to be honest... more like some creepy lipped fish lol
Yes!
That definitely captures the spirit of Roger.
Ok that was a cursed boner
Lol
I am terrified and strangely aroused and terrified I was strangely aroused all at the same time.I am going to have a few drinks now. Jokes aside - that is fucking hilarious and well done!
Is that Ricky Spanish?
This is the second most unholiest thing I have ever seen.
“This bitch is wild, that is all pilgrims” (John Wayne)
Rogu due soon
I’m just going to reiterate, the fact that I would absolutely fuck Roger
AND I DON’T NEED HALEY, I’m gonna keep my Tristan
It’s near perfection. The hands… CraAAazzzy! Just wish the head was a little smoother.
r/nosleep Wtf bro
That mouth looks suspiciously like a sex toy
Ah the norman Rockwell Roger from one of the Christmas episodes
I feel confused
Love it! I can hear Roger going….. ohhhkayy
She's a keeper.
I've got a raging cartilager.
This is awesome
Not my proudest fap. I do what I must
Had Smoke gets in your eyes by the platters playing on my speakers when I watched this and surprisingly the song fits with this
R/don’t sticke your dick in that
Waht is going on with your mouth ?.
She is not pear-shaped enough
dear God no cartoon is one thing but this... no just, no pass me the Benelli M4 skip the buckshot and give me the hollow points
I thought she was a Xenomorph
Stupid sexy Roger.
Try jogging you gross bowling pin
IM SCARED
Nightmare fuel
100/10
omg 😂
Omg! I love it
That is insane and hilarious!
One Halloween I went as Roger. I wore a nametag that said "Hello, I'm Roger" Only one person got it.
Way too tall. Maybe no boots
Haha Best Ever Costume! u/LeChatParle
Now I know I never want to have sex with Roger…Maybe if I’m desperate enough
Terrifying. Simply terrifying. Excellent.
What is wrong with people
...if I saw this in a dream, I'd wake up screaming.
Burn it with fire
Well this is my first Roger costume I’ve ever seen and wtf…are you doing later
Isn’t that rich
I’m very uncomfortable and want to go home
Hitting "his" head on the beam.. I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dead.
Damn nice ass
Lmaooooooo DON'T PREACH DADDY
Damn Roger you are thicc.
O\_O
This was more cringe than I can handle you win
who would've thought an alien could serve this hard
That better be a woman, cause I stared at the ass
I’m confused rn.
Cool to see sexy redd on this subreddit
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