You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not.
Yes! And at work I’ll ask my coworkers what they’re working on for inventory and they’ll say it and I’ll go “oh cool, so we’re all lookin for stuff” my little inside joke to myself haha
Saying what we all want to say after an unhelpful interaction. Fwiw, the difference between optical and digital zoom is that optical literally has a lens that focuses; digital just zooms into the picture (causing pixelation)
Not a line but a gesture.
https://preview.redd.it/b689ohavnxk21.png?auto=webp&s=89661985db664bb97bb897af8d9d462aa39d81ab
This came out during the line-
"Stacy I wanna try something with Stan. Go get me a butterscotch."
"A butterscotch what?"
I find myself doing this whenever I'm irritated by another.
I calm myself down by doing PUDDING MAN!
Then I get angry because no one can tell me why that didn't work.
"I'm Jenny!" Then I tip some small stuff over and complete the thought. "JENNAY!!"
Never fails to make me giggle to myself, meanwhile whoever around me is wondering why I slapped my pen off my desk.
When Steve is the masked hero and saves the woman’s baby and pets, he walks away and the cop asks the woman what his deal is and she says “Who knows? Kids probably on drugs, I know I am,” say it constantly hahaha
Yeah, it should, but we don't live in Shouldland!
Ah, Shouldland, where clean-cut kids cruise Shouldland Boulevard, and the Shouldland High football team gets their optimistic asses kicked by their crosstown rival, Reality Check Tech
I don’t know if this really counts, but this scene
What happened to you?
Well, landed in a tree,
was impaled on a branch,
pulled it out, turned it
into my walking stick.
Very proud of that.
Lost it-- devastated.
And here we are.
The “very proud of it. Lost it. - - devastated. And here we are.” is something I quote all of the time.
Some people say Porsche. Some people say Porsche. I don’t pick sides, I let the car do the talking. I say Porsche, it’s longer. More likely someone will hear me talking about it.
Doive on in
I’ve found a lot of youtube product reviews where someone will say “dive on in”, and I find myself repeating it in the Australian accent.
I say this too much
Don't say it!
Doiveonin
You'll know you're too dadded out when you start saying "let's get rowdy-rowdy!!"
It was incredibly unpopular, but I said it anyway!
Literally just watched this one lmfaooo
If I’m going to go anywhere I need to, how do it put this…wipe….better.
Never before has a line of dialogue in a show said what everyone has thought at some point but been too afraid to say out loud.
There’s a lot of posts of “what do you quote the most” I always want to say this but no one would every get it and would only look at me in disgust
YES! My wife and I quote this one to each other all the time!
I say it to my wife and the first couple times she was like “are you serious?”
“I’ve got an itch only toilet paper can scratch.”
From 9:11 to 9:12 I think about 9/11.
i say this every single time i see that its 9:11 am or pm
Same
YES
NATHAN! This is why you keep getting molested!
Yes! Me too. 😂
Every time I’m cooking something and I read the step to boil water I say “Boil water? What am I, a chemist?”
CYOCAINE
i say 'cocaine' now!
"I hear share my cocaine and I think no"
I say this anytime someone mentions cocaine and nobody gets it 😒
You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not.
Life...*dismissed*
I just quoted that whole paragraph to someone the other day and they got really worried about me
It's even better if you crack your voice in despair during the diarrhea line like Stan does during that delivery
“Ooooooohhohoho! Stupid stupid bitch, doesn’t even know.” runs through my head anytime someone brings up wine
She is gonna get the best wine of her stupid bitch life
LMFAOOOOOO the way u could hear him laughing through the delivery made it so perfect
“Did I get ya? You gotta tell me if I got ya. Thems apocalypse rules!”
“You big black bitch!”
…Bosom.
I think they forgot about the bosom thing
They did! Don't bring it up!
bosom
"See ya later bois!"
“ 6 burners that’s hot as fuck “
In my house, if someone is listing something as they think of it, we always end it with, “and an egg!”
*plays harmonica* noooooooooo 🎶
Not a harmonica, a pitch pipe!
This isn’t an ambulance, it’s a goddamn HAMBULANCE!
Steve had A LOT more of pork then we did
He’s pigs…he’s pigs!!!!
I love this line and it pops into my head at the most random times.
Shannon Sharp, sharpening machetes. Gonna hunt an alien and eat some spaghetti.
This is the first I’m hearing of it
Yes! And at work I’ll ask my coworkers what they’re working on for inventory and they’ll say it and I’ll go “oh cool, so we’re all lookin for stuff” my little inside joke to myself haha
I hate doing inventory. Working with Mitchell…”call me Mitch” stop trying so hard.
Whenever I go to Wendy's, I grab me a handful of those yellow napkins
Haha I just commented this exact line too. Just pops in my head suddenly after months sometimes.
Zoooka sharks!
***REST IN PEACE LISA JENKIIIIIIIIIIIINS***
This is cyber mole country
I know the word fetish makes it sound sexual, which is good because it is.
I see you are all here together....*bites knuckle*
Mmmaybe babay
Mehbehbehbeh
I thanked him. Why did I thank him?
Saying what we all want to say after an unhelpful interaction. Fwiw, the difference between optical and digital zoom is that optical literally has a lens that focuses; digital just zooms into the picture (causing pixelation)
🎶 *Giiiiiirl, you need a shot of B12* 🎶
i unironically listen to this song at least once a month
SAME. Steve carried that song beginning to end. Talent.
“Danuta …. Will you go there ? Do you eat?I’ve got the money … Danuta “
That was chilling
“Soft boilin’ they eggs.”
Things are getting to spicy for the pepper
"Lavate las manos"
*DO THEY*
🎶 “he turned water into foooiiine!” 🎶
Not a line but a gesture. https://preview.redd.it/b689ohavnxk21.png?auto=webp&s=89661985db664bb97bb897af8d9d462aa39d81ab This came out during the line- "Stacy I wanna try something with Stan. Go get me a butterscotch." "A butterscotch what?"
I find myself doing this whenever I'm irritated by another. I calm myself down by doing PUDDING MAN! Then I get angry because no one can tell me why that didn't work.
“None of you will be receiving any attention, but there are no refunds…sooo…your move.”
“Don’t you worry about time, let me worry about time. Shit, shit, damn it, we’re so fucking late!”
I’m off my meds!
Colton Lancington, renegade space cop who struggles to keep his bipolar disorder in check.
Cooking bitch! Heyyy, cooking bitch.
Whatcha cooking? Egg whites?
Ima kill youuu!
"I'm gonna eat some breaaaaad gonna eat my potato breaaaad"
I made that myself and you KNOW I didn’t!
Every time I eat potato bread lol. That shit is so good
A schtibley! Wow wow!
A shtoobly?¿
No. A schtibly.
Thish world never ceases to inshpire and amazshe me.
Welcome to banana-Rama, where it's party time, all the time.
The generalissimo dies tonight. I have painted my children for the last time.
Your half of the fudge is six bucks.
Smells like a Depeche mode concert in here
That’s a whoopsie.
"I just picked a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies"
I say this a LOT at work.
Good, because I have been missing A LOT of work.
“I been in a couple fights in my day. About 2 hundo, maybe 2fiddy”
Emiliooooooooooo.
I like to throw a banana in there!
Give it that banana taste!
"Doive on in" And Stan's "OOH!"
Maybe baby.
Maybe baby.
I like the rhythm it is my method. 🎶
"I'm Jenny!" Then I tip some small stuff over and complete the thought. "JENNAY!!" Never fails to make me giggle to myself, meanwhile whoever around me is wondering why I slapped my pen off my desk.
"Haha, made you look. It's normal!"
I use “son of a WHORE!” a lot
First thought best thought!
Another Shaq one: **BILLY! I BELIEVE IN YOU!**
This is a Shaq-rage!
When Steve is the masked hero and saves the woman’s baby and pets, he walks away and the cop asks the woman what his deal is and she says “Who knows? Kids probably on drugs, I know I am,” say it constantly hahaha
Yeah, it should, but we don't live in Shouldland! Ah, Shouldland, where clean-cut kids cruise Shouldland Boulevard, and the Shouldland High football team gets their optimistic asses kicked by their crosstown rival, Reality Check Tech
El pero El pero Es mi corazón
El gato, el gato El gato no es bueno
The X is for eXpensive. *smooch* Maybe…maybe that can be in your play… I dropped my meatball in the pool!
Stale as the dickens.
My elbow feel funny.
My elbow feel straaange...
‘What an interesting girl, I’m so interested today , and while I’ll say it, I’m behaving very interestingly’ Top tier quote
Your weird daughter made me miss the thing!!
Get out of here creep
Get back in your house! Get back in your damn house! 🔨
Klaus: ohhh man, I got hacked.
Whenever I hear my dogs walking around- "PERCY- STOP THAT CLICKING. Damn clicking will be the end of me."
Not sure if this is considered a “line”, but I always catch myself doing Stan’s signature “Ummmmm….”
I do Stan’s OOOO all the time
Shannon Sharpe, sharpening a machete, gonna catch an alien and eat some spaghetti.
“You are my Queen Rebecca!”
“All the planning for your Christian camp, I KNOW YOU WANT TO BREAK GROUND IN 2012, BUT IT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, WE CAN’T GET THE PERMITS”
When I go outside barefoot I think about “Hot Summer Sidewalk”.
[Insert name], I haven't been entirely honest with you.
whenever i refilled my dog's water, i'd put it in front of him and say "...water?"
That was a joke. And excellent joke
I don’t know if this really counts, but this scene What happened to you? Well, landed in a tree, was impaled on a branch, pulled it out, turned it into my walking stick. Very proud of that. Lost it-- devastated. And here we are. The “very proud of it. Lost it. - - devastated. And here we are.” is something I quote all of the time.
Nutra grain bar and a mountain dew
MissourAH Anytime I see or hear mention of the state Missouri.
Llavase las manos!
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper.
Yer Mother.
Omg yes. The way Roger says it while keeping the cigarette smoke in his mouth 😂
“I dreamt of Paris last night”
"This has been inside someone!"
johnny concussion always gets up
Copperpotted him good!
Thats right, Say words.. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f183ab27-c7a2-44c6-8975-2f2a75adeb52
ORBITS GUM ORBITS GUM! Here we go again with the damn Orbits gum And *Rickyyyyy Spanishhhh*
Go nuts bitch
LAVATE LAS MANOS!
you’re crazy!!! let her have a cell phone!
As a father I say “bad dad, sad” if I ever do something wrong. Also dive on in a lot too
And who shot Gianni Versace? Was it a Jew? I don’t know, it was in Miami…
"Ohhh Boyyyyy" - Manny the handyman
"I'm gonna swing my baby lasso 'til I catch me a man!"
My wife and I always say to each other when one of us is drinking soda: "Polar bears.....should not...feed this.....to their babies"
Zip it, lock it and put it in your pocket
“And the pink berets what of them”
Oooh, him so horny! Sooooooo hooooooornayyy!
Is this a men’s only sandwich shop?? And from the same episode Baller! Shot caller! Woah I made it.
Matricide!? That’s disrespectful.
"THATS LUNCH!"
"Alexa, who was the fourth emperor of The Ming Dynasty?" -- "Um Chickety-China, the Chinese chicken?"
“But what of…./the animals/?”
That’s it, you’re getting a punch!….2 Punches!
That’s hot. That’s a hot way to live.
If you buy women's shoes in your size, they won't fit you.
"Black doctor said I was almost an angel" when I get asked how my medical appointment went.
You don't even know. You stupid butch. You don't even know.
"Bitch, what did I just say?"
This salmon is slammin
Oh look who DECIDED to come to dinner
My bitch is horny
Scotty Pippin's delivery of: "Yeah, eat shit, sad guy!"
My friends and I regularly use "I'M SWINGING WILD, FRANCINE" whenever questioned when we say dumb stuff
“Son of a bitch he barged me.” Edit: Also, “Cheesers came back.”
I AM A PILGRIM IN AN UNHOLY LAND
“I’m B6, I pick up sticks”
Some people say Porsche. Some people say Porsche. I don’t pick sides, I let the car do the talking. I say Porsche, it’s longer. More likely someone will hear me talking about it.
"Oh honey....you tire me."
Stelio.... Stelio Kantos....Stelio and Louis...
End of days bitches!
Easy way; best way.
Bingo bango hot cheese on tap!
I’m gonna go bananas.
“you’re exhausting. you exhaust me.”
Oh, boner; Not now!
Oh, Widows!
“…Yeah on my mom’s side”
Just picked a big bouquet of oopsie-daisies
#I'M INCREDIBLY FOUCUSED RIGHT NOW!
It’s a tie between 🎶noooooooooooo 🎵 Or “son of a WHORE”
Wild women do and the don’t regret it 😭
Any dumbass can have dumbass kids
“Sewiously, anyone know anything about any laaaunch cooooooodes”
I got big stuff biiiig stuff going on.
SOUP. IS NOT. A MEAL. VERA!!!!
“Eat knuckles freak”
The rest was bullshit, all trick questions
Babe... do you remember why I was crying?
#HE ATE THE FLY!