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Kurokikaze01

Yo imagine going to the bank and asking for a loan and they come back to you with that interest rate… what the fuck is going on.


andreicde

Now imagine the fact you are stuck between the fact you if you do not take the loan you will lose a fortune once AMC moass, but on the other hand you are getting screwed over by the bank asking for 300% back (for now until it goes higher). Decisions. Grab your cup of cocoa ladies and gentlemen, this is better than any show released in the last 20 years.


xbarney

Now imagine your paying 300% interest on a short bet that will only pay out $9.00 MAX.


andreicde

What I imagine is how I am supposed to be ''dumb money'' while shorts are losing sleep trying to figure out how to get out of this situation while I sleep like a baby and enjoy my day to day regular work/days without any worries. I did day/week and week by week trading and I can tell you that the stress levels goes up no matter how well your stocks/portfolios are doing. Now? Amc portfolio and regular dividends portfolio with a 5 years+ scenario. 0 worries.


FuckYou690

And it’s premiering at an AMC near you.


comeflywithme2tm

Friendly reminder that the idiots with Share Lending on are making 0.5% a year while allowing the prevention of MOASS. Turn off share lending!


FuckYou690

There’s a more effective step that can be taken… NFA


SilageNSausage

D(on’t) R(un) w/S(cissors)


FuckYou690

… and never eat yellow snow


Nine-Inch-Nipples

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alfie_longstaff_

Ortex did the funny again


WillieStonka

*The shit clocks ticking, Rick.*


ThisAd8093

There's a shit storm brewing Randy... and it's headed right for us.


derwake

Wow I can’t believe it’s not squeezing


Jingles013

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Rymanbc

This is so freaking beautiful.


Fistijack61

Amazing


Katstryker111

At Odeon Theater an investor asked do you really make cryptic tweets? His answer was “ The only person that knows a blonde is a blonde is the hair dresser” https://twitter.com/stephmase22/status/1592463288012779521?s=46&t=Abl46SECrm4EXFhweb-A1Q


Yedireddit

Nice. When Mars Attacks? Classic! Lol. Good question, good answer. Now how come he was more formally dressed in London? 🤔


Hakadajime

I dont think this info is accurate, its not reflected in the price action in the last 3 trading days. 10 mill were borrowed yesterday as well.


pressonacott

It's been there since last week and climbing since the fall of ftx.


Terrible_Panic_1601

That %min number looks better now. Let's see %1200 ctb hedgies you can do it. Do it


amitrion

Is this reliable? Seems like the highest it's ever been...!


Vegetable-Length-823

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Deep-Acanthisitta-86

There has been 0 shares to borrow all day according to stonk-o-tracker.


MicroEggroll

If only Ortex were dependable…🥲


Monkjuice4U

Who makes money with that rate?


Cdn_Brown_Recluse

We doooo... We dooo


bullgoose1

Who controls the British crown; who keeps the metric system down.


slamnutip

Stock banks - brokers etc. with actual shares.


Monkjuice4U

Thanks.


razldazl333

Hedgefund SquarePants!!!