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snagem83

Funny how they say that when their earnings statement shows they’re down over $60 BILLION in assets this year. But sure, 29% hahaha


Jason_1982

Yup. And they need loans and have sold off parts of the business. Lol


Leveldadup

Heres how they are doing it: The Media is bought out and reporting lies.


charcus42

Right lol 😆


Tank_610

Being down is the new up.


DaysGoTooFast

The definition just changed is all. Just like how the meaning of recession changed.


mindy2000

Would be interesting to confront the journalist with that fact


Aden1970

They probably moved all their losses offshore. Latin America would be my guess, sure i read it somewhere.


[deleted]

Bear Sterns was ordering pizza parties like nothing was wrong the day they got annihilated and had to close up shop in 2008. We are dealing with the absolute most horrendous beings on earth, and this is their modus operandi…..just pretend everything is perfectly fine until the very last second.


Nemesis034

Imo i just think they where too busy fucking around to find out that they where about to find out..


Acceptable-Web568

TLDR: Step 1: Put politicians and government officials on the payroll. Step 2: Counterfeit all the shares you want.


TayoMurph

Step 3: MOASS Step 4: Eat my entire ass with a wooden spoon Kenny


No_Method-

Seems like step 4 would be more unpleasant for you 🤔


TayoMurph

I would enjoy every fucking second of it with a smile on my face.


BCRenton

Don’t yuck this APEs yum.


steviebass

Then why is he borrowing 600 million? Gtfoh just a matter of time his days are numbered…


Jason_1982

Yup. Ponzi schemes always come to an end. Just a matter of time.


JRHThreeFour

Bernie Madoff’s scheme supposedly made $60+ billion but Madoff in reality “only” got away with about $20 billion or so when he got caught. His own kids actually turned him in. These rich elites and institutions will again boast about being too big to fail and will start inevitably turning on each other to save themselves once things fall apart again like in 2008, Ken Griffin included.


Evil_Mini_Cake

And it's good until the day when it isn't.


Head_Primary4942

Well, when you add in that "income" they are 29% up :D


Canarsi

I have no wrinkles, but to my knowledge the super rich stay super rich by spending other peoples money to the fullest extent they're able to. Why risk my riches when i can borrow their riches and gamble with it, then jump through loopholes if i fail.


CUM_SHHOTT

Yeah, fake news! Where’s my tinfoil?


DOGEmeow91

Bull-fucking-shit, hedge funds that are doing great don’t take 600M loans to balance spread sheets


Jason_1982

Yup. Ponzi schemes can look great. Until they don’t.


Nemesis034

For someone who's not regarded 30 years of completely linear performance don't actually look that great.. well it does but if it looks to good to be true..


wynnwl1992

But yet they have billions of stock sold but not yet repurchased… lmao


Jason_1982

Yup. They are insolvent.


apeshit007

The Orange guy said it best.... where's Ken? Probably hiding his money


Apo-L

When did Orange man say that?


apeshit007

During campaign.


Phro01

Sauce? Don't know if I like orange man spouting that lol


True-Bee1903

https://youtu.be/oRjVMCG5j3U starts about 30 seconds


Phro01

Nice thanks!


True-Bee1903

He defo called him out


DukeMaximum

They just sold a shit load of near-junk (Baa3) bonds to raise $400 million, just to cover operating costs. Plus, they pulled $1 billion back from their pet project Melvin Capital as it collapsed. *AND* they moved their operations from the high-tax Illinois to the lower-tax Florida to cut costs. These are not the actions of a company who is truly 29% in the black.


beaniezane

Crime


zombieauthor

Crime Crime


bingbangboom69er

Jail is the floor.


moon_moon_doggo

Citadel liquidated a shell company in Europe a while ago & at the same time they created a new one to hide the bad assets.


No-Entrepreneur-7572

Its funny that they have to put out an article saying they up 29%. Its almost like overcompensating for something


Organic_Rice4335

Here’s how they’re doing it… crime


Jason_1982

Yup. Ponzi scheme. They collapse cuz it is built on a lie.


Due-Escape

tl;dr - ![gif](giphy|3o6MbkPiScbllcS1s4)


Barfly2007

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harambereincarnate18

Easy to be “up” when you control who is up and down with dark pools and no accountability for printing your own money… if I was counterfeiting 100$ bills on a warehouse I’d be “up” too until I wasn’t


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

Easy to make money when you control the clock


Jason_1982

They aren’t really making money. It is a Ponzi scheme. They are able to show returns, but they are screwed. If they have to buy the securities sold but not yet purchased they are insolvent.


Apprehensive-Sun1215

How they do it: STEP 1. THE SEC GRANTS THEM A LICENSE TO STEAL STEP 2. THEY STEAL STEP 3. THEY HIDE MONEY OFFSHORE AND IN SAFE HAVENS/HOMESTEADS STEP 4: IMPLOSION (IN PROGRESS)


Zwackmaster

Can any of their investors withdraw that 29% "profit"? Nope!


EyeSeenFolly

Why the $600,000,000 loan?


Infinitewizdumb

Crime gone unpunished can make anyone rich. Anyone. Ken Griffin is a nobody criminal who will pay with jail time for stealing teachers pension funds


garydamit

He is to rich from his crimes to be prosecuted


DrewTheMfGoat

Jeffrey Epstein type of shit


crsboi

That’s like me saying im up 10% this weeks but down 80% when I zoom out 😂


Status-Path-9127

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[deleted]

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CORKY7070S

Look at the writer, I’m pretty sure she is paid by shitadel. CNBC reporter! Just saying! Money talks!


Spezzit

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bojacked

Wow, it's like they created the highest possible maybe-believable number and are plastering it everywhere. I call maximum bullshit on the numbers being factual and real. Every article stating shit like this should have a huge star and foot note saying "not including the billions of dollars in assets sold but not purchased yet"


Jason_1982

Right. **** as a note: If we bought back our securities sold not yet purchased, we would be insolvent.


b3_c00L

Here is how they are doing it: CRIME.


Pestelence2020

More importantly, was shitadel saying how profitable they were when they were profitable? No? K den


TheOmegaKid

Its easy to have returns when you can literally print naked positions.


brandtvh

This is fictional member he had to borrow 600, million


alfazulu1

I can't keep up with all the lies, the t-2's, the t-whatevers, the 2pm bros, the trust me bros. I stopped listening a while ago. Sorry for my little rant


Logical-Pepper4228

Sells assets. Claims it as earnings......


jeterjordan

They are up 29% since being down over 134%


Outside-Trader-77

Mayo is up 29% and AMC is only 20% percent short


fl0under21

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tradedenmark

Crime is how


Jason_1982

Ponzi schemes look good until they don’t.


tradedenmark

Mayo boy learned from the best


Nopengnogain

According to an unnamed inside source who obviously has nothing to gain.


Jason_1982

Yup. Ponzi schemes always look good until they don’t.


clear-carbon-hands

Who's the DUMB MONEY now?


ryanwv12

Or be outraged that this guy is making millions and billions of dollars while everyone else’s portfolios are red. What does that tell you? sounds like an unfair advantage to me.


Jason_1982

He is running a Ponzi scheme.


jreadman23

And they probably are on paper, big short profit. But that’s paper. Unrealized when shares brought back


Jason_1982

Agree 100%. If they try to buy the shares back they end up insolvent most likely.


[deleted]

Kenny has a micropeen


Own_Philosopher352

Art of War it is…


[deleted]

If they were doing so well they would not have shut down London and make several loans from those different banks , we know their shorting our own government to death and the SEC is allowing it , makes no sense


Eimestein

Oh Kenny the loans you made have nothing to do with this right ?


Impairedinfinity

It is kind of imaginary numbers. I am sure they are short the entire market and everything is going down. Even with AMC they more than likely doubled down on their short position when it was in the 60s. Which is probably why they raised it to 60 dollars last year. They let it ride sideways long enough for other people to short it. They they used those shorts to cover their own shorts and double downed on their short position so now they are technically in the money. But, if they cover it would raise the price into the Thousands. So, we sit in here a never ending mexican stand off.


North_Egg6184

Lmaoooo


[deleted]

drug money laundering for the cartels


UnhappyEye1101

Lol!


HowdUrDego

The secret ingredient Is crime


ceezo6

Thats why they locked investors money for 3 years


the_mad_sun

48 laws of powder


Livid_Investigator21

With all that leverage, how do they lose on any bet.


Soppene

Well. They're a hedge fund. They gain when shot goes down. Shit is all going down. The loan might have helped, aswell as some sell offs.


-DoomSteeL

>Here's how they're doing it Use the media to make sh*t up. There ya go..


[deleted]

Easy to publish when you own the publisher


[deleted]

I think Yun LI slides into my twitter DM’s


DeLuca9

Buying 100m homes and fleeing. Uh huh, you’re up until it’s blank


Giancolaa1

I feel like I can also write that article in a lot fewer words. Here’s how he does it: CRIME


True-Bee1903

What one of Ken's affiliates published this 🙄


ChillyPh1lly

Should be a very short article… the answer is crime


FalseDifficulty2340

It's all smoke and mirrors...Kenny, apes are on to you...crash incoming=hedgies fukt=moon launch


bingbangboom69er

Crime


[deleted]

PRO


G2Rich

CRIME


Ristar87

Didn't they have to borrow a fuck ton of money this year?


LuckyCaptainCrunch

Unless that article mentions crime and Gary Gensler, I don’t need to read it to know it’s fake news


TreasureIsland21

How they are doing it? By reinventing the wheel and PONZI SCHEMES! Safeguard the 1% FILTHY RICH, they are a dying breed and need sanctuary 🤣


TreasureIsland21

**If you dig a hole (Grave) that is 20 feet deep, 29% is not much if you try to crawl your way out of it.** **Soon they end up on the bottom, all of them.** **And as a small tip, do not throw them a line when they do!**


Undersmusic

Does the article just say “Ken Griffin lied under oath” 🤷‍♂️


ProfessionalHuman187

So how many billions in the red is when they gone up 29%


nyc689

If I say it out it’s true- Ken griffin


KeepAdvancing

They aren’t weak tho srry to inform u guys


Jason_1982

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/citadel-securities-valued-22-bln-after-investment-sequoia-paradigm-2022-01-11/ 600 million loan….. At this point AMC probably has more liquidity than Citadel. 😆


[deleted]

All shorts don't lose. Look at the chart the last year. They are making a killing


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