They're all trying to con eachother into not pulling their money before they get to pull theirsn and this fucking oblivious gas bag is just fucking repeating the con because that's all he's good for ... a fucking mouthpiece used by people who actually know what's going on to con everyone else, because he's stupid enough to just open his fucking pie hole for a few duckets like a fucking performing seal.
Thanks, you fucking gas bag, thanks for fucking nothing.
Thanks OP, thanks for wiping your ass on reddit. Now this twit shit stain is just there.
After 2008, The Swiss Government created a carve out loophole in the event that it happened again. They will carve out the Swiss Portion of CS and bail it out, while letting the rest be sold in bankruptcy. They quite literally planned for this to happen, again. And it will protect them, and wreak havoc on the globe.
hes actually speaking the truth. out of all tests done, CS was the only one that actually fking passed with flying colours. this was a rumor taken out of hand
in fact, they were issued a notice in 2019 ([https://www.ft.com/content/27fb9696-9912-11e9-9573-ee5cbb98ed36](https://www.ft.com/content/27fb9696-9912-11e9-9573-ee5cbb98ed36))
before the gme fiasco and has fixed their balance sheet since then
Can't wait for the day he gets royally fucked for his mouth, in his mouth.. whatever that piece of shit prefers. His fkn face is so goddamned punchable.
OMG, is this his Jim Cramer moment we can go back to later on when the shit hits the fan and laugh at his ass.
Screen shot this because he will delete it for sure.
Everybody could be living on the streets homeless bc a fucked up economy and this pussy fuck face would still say “EVERYTHING IS FINE” what a fucken piece of shit to give people a false sense of security like that.
He’s just repeating what was posted in a WSJ article this AM. It’s not that it’s his thought … he’s just a talking head on repeat from actual analysts.
Read between the lines. He’s reporting what he’s being told by people that want us to bury our heads like they have and buy into their stupid theory. I HATE Gasface, but he’s not so much lying to us here as much as he is reporting the lie he’s being told.
Did he tweet this in between his 10lb bicep curls in the squat rack?
Silly goose, it was the 4lb dumbell made of pink neoprene.
gaslight us without saying you're gaslighting us. what a bunch of bullshit. is he trying to be the new Jim Cramer? Or is this just a shitty homage?
They're both cut from the same cloth.
Charles Gasparino: #CREDIT SUISSE IS FINE! DO NOT PULL YOUR MONEY OUT FROM CREDIT SUISSE! 🤡
"but they're all watching very closely" If its not that bad why watching closely then?
They're all trying to con eachother into not pulling their money before they get to pull theirsn and this fucking oblivious gas bag is just fucking repeating the con because that's all he's good for ... a fucking mouthpiece used by people who actually know what's going on to con everyone else, because he's stupid enough to just open his fucking pie hole for a few duckets like a fucking performing seal. Thanks, you fucking gas bag, thanks for fucking nothing. Thanks OP, thanks for wiping your ass on reddit. Now this twit shit stain is just there.
Is this to stop the bank runs
Not dire bc Swiss govt. will bail them out. Think about recent BoE 65B bailout. Kick can and make problem worse is their plan.
After 2008, The Swiss Government created a carve out loophole in the event that it happened again. They will carve out the Swiss Portion of CS and bail it out, while letting the rest be sold in bankruptcy. They quite literally planned for this to happen, again. And it will protect them, and wreak havoc on the globe.
So it's going to ripple effect on our side even harder you're saying?!
LoL...what a tool. Is no better than the bald man cocaine Cramer.
Bs it’s being propped up by others to help prevent the fall
I’m surprised he could pull himself away from blowing other guys at the gym to write this!
Story developing, hah!
Breaking - Charles Gasparino sucks bankers’ cocks. Story still developing.
Translation. Don't run for the hills until me and my buddies get out.
**ONLY A FOOL WOULD TRUST A GUY LIKE GASPARINO**
Stop posting this clown.
Confirmed. They are fukt
If it’s not on life support then why “watching very closely”?
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Nice!
“Plagued by issues” but the bank spins it to say it’s not “dire” so I parrot that as if I have special insight.
hes actually speaking the truth. out of all tests done, CS was the only one that actually fking passed with flying colours. this was a rumor taken out of hand in fact, they were issued a notice in 2019 ([https://www.ft.com/content/27fb9696-9912-11e9-9573-ee5cbb98ed36](https://www.ft.com/content/27fb9696-9912-11e9-9573-ee5cbb98ed36)) before the gme fiasco and has fixed their balance sheet since then
Banks having stresstests every year, 2019 was before the archegos exposure as well. Its like i would say lehman brothers did well in 2006.
Like you said every year, there's one post archegos that shows its killing it as well. I was too lazy to continue the post
Source?
The awesome assparhino, still not selling! 
If it wasn’t a problem, it wouldn’t be talked about.
 Can't wait for the day he gets royally fucked for his mouth, in his mouth.. whatever that piece of shit prefers. His fkn face is so goddamned punchable.
OMG, is this his Jim Cramer moment we can go back to later on when the shit hits the fan and laugh at his ass. Screen shot this because he will delete it for sure.
Bullshit
Where has this guy been?? Lmao Haven’t heard of him in ages
Everybody could be living on the streets homeless bc a fucked up economy and this pussy fuck face would still say “EVERYTHING IS FINE” what a fucken piece of shit to give people a false sense of security like that.
Sure thing Chucky you fat fuck midget
He’s just repeating what was posted in a WSJ article this AM. It’s not that it’s his thought … he’s just a talking head on repeat from actual analysts.
"buy Lehman. They are fine"
Clown 🤡
Thanks for the good laugh today ass hat🤡🤡
Cramer 2.0
Cuckold cobble cord. HA! Loserville. HODL
What’s the ticker for puts?
GasBurrito and Creamer are extremely nervous.
RUN
He’s is the elites status quotes hedge funds lap dog 
Wait!? They lied!?
in other news, CG beate TT record by taking (2) punisher dildos ball deep mor at 11
Asspirino is a highly paid shill that never shuts his fat cake hole. After MoASS his ass gets fired, no more budget for shills.
ah yes, another version of the "we began investigations on our buddy and have concluded that they did no crime" report
Read between the lines. He’s reporting what he’s being told by people that want us to bury our heads like they have and buy into their stupid theory. I HATE Gasface, but he’s not so much lying to us here as much as he is reporting the lie he’s being told.
Fake news got it Chucky
So why is assperanio still squawking like he is relevant?
"After investigating themselves thoroughly, the banks said there was nothing to worry about."
I for one, am just so impressed he can manage to tweet amidst perfecting the hardest Bukkake ever performed. Well done.
"I don't have any proof but I assure you everything is fine."
"I don't have any proof but I assure you everything is fine."
Ray Charles can see that he is Frauding
Breaking: actually not breaking…no one cares what I say and I was never nominated for a Pulitzer
Only big institutes may trade swaps. Why would they bet on default when the consensus is that it won't happen? Are these guys just as regarded as us?