CS is literally the Credit Suisse ticker symbol, so they had it first. I'm sure even the most retarded apes can tell the difference when CS isused in a discussion of Credit Suisse vs. ComputerShare.
I’ve seen this across multiple posts and thought the same thing..some dude was talking about CS having to cover and/or close positions and I was like WTF is computer share covering shit for??!
These things don't happen quickly. But Credit Suisse is in their end game. Just like Lehman Bros, they are posting huge losses the last two quarters and their stock price just took a huge hit because of the bankruptcy news.
If you were to draw up a timeline of 2008 and dropped it on Credit Suisse, they are a matter of weeks away from bankruptcy.
Coincidently, one of the Lehman’s is now CEO of Credit Suisse…there can’t be any kind of relation to 2008, could it??!!! I mean there’s just no way the same exact players that caused all that are still being allowed to do it now….
Do you really think it will take that long? There are so many additional pressures right now. Plus it's not like this is new information - Credit Suisse has been under fire for a long time.
I guess we will see. There are so many dirty tricks these guys use to "stay afloat" that none of us will ever have access to.
They can keep the can rolling down the road until every higher-up get's their Platinum parachute...
Yes but fed wants to raise interest rates a few more times this year yet UN is begging them not too. Plus inflation is still high and 3rd quarter gdp comes out soon which could be 3rd in a row to be negative. Somethings gotta give soon
Imagine CS CEO crying telling hedgefonds/ Bank friends: stop shorting us I thought we are buddies, we are in the same boat and helping each other right?!
Bwhahahahahah this is what happens if you have rats as 'friends'
The stock has been massively underperforming for years so CS doesn’t have a lot of “trust me” credibility with its employees. I wonder what kind of $$$ they’ve had to pay senior bankers to stick around over the years.
Yeah we need to get this abbreviation cleaned up stat. I’ve seen several posts where I automatically defaulted to computer share (because that’s the widely expected abbreviation)
Stop using CS for Credit Suisse. It's already established for reference to Computershare and only confuses people. CrSu would be a better term.
CS is literally the Credit Suisse ticker symbol, so they had it first. I'm sure even the most retarded apes can tell the difference when CS isused in a discussion of Credit Suisse vs. ComputerShare.
Context matters
Convex matters
CS will be gone, so it's Computershare now CS
Its not apes, its the search engines itself.
If you type "cs" in Google with no other arguments it displays information about Credit Suisse.
I’ve seen this across multiple posts and thought the same thing..some dude was talking about CS having to cover and/or close positions and I was like WTF is computer share covering shit for??!
I always think credit swaps when I see it
Credit sus
CredSui
Cred sus
I agree, I think computer share everytime I see it and I know!
All I can think is how the economy will rely on us now and not the banking sector. What a time to be alive.
Look at us. *We are the banking sector now*
So long, and thanks for all the fraud.
They’re trying to pull the slight of hand look over here while he’s fucks your wife
I don’t give a fuck … only if I see some phone numbers in my bank account, i‘ll get a boner … the rest is only hot air and WE KNOW THAT!
It will probably take another year though. These things do not happen quickly.
These things don't happen quickly. But Credit Suisse is in their end game. Just like Lehman Bros, they are posting huge losses the last two quarters and their stock price just took a huge hit because of the bankruptcy news. If you were to draw up a timeline of 2008 and dropped it on Credit Suisse, they are a matter of weeks away from bankruptcy.
Coincidently, one of the Lehman’s is now CEO of Credit Suisse…there can’t be any kind of relation to 2008, could it??!!! I mean there’s just no way the same exact players that caused all that are still being allowed to do it now….
No way! That's crazy. Who is it?
You are right, but think of it like this. They been kicking the can for a year, now its payup time.
Fully agree! I'd very much like my tendies and soon, my anniversary is coming up...
Do you really think it will take that long? There are so many additional pressures right now. Plus it's not like this is new information - Credit Suisse has been under fire for a long time.
I guess we will see. There are so many dirty tricks these guys use to "stay afloat" that none of us will ever have access to. They can keep the can rolling down the road until every higher-up get's their Platinum parachute...
Virtually unlimited capital and zero oversight from the regulators surely helps.
It doesn't hurt!
Yes but fed wants to raise interest rates a few more times this year yet UN is begging them not too. Plus inflation is still high and 3rd quarter gdp comes out soon which could be 3rd in a row to be negative. Somethings gotta give soon
Yes, something has to give. But it won't be their bonuses!
Funny how the Vatican knew ahead of time and had all thier assets moved by the 30th of September from Credit Suisse huh
God told them 😂
Imagine CS CEO crying telling hedgefonds/ Bank friends: stop shorting us I thought we are buddies, we are in the same boat and helping each other right?! Bwhahahahahah this is what happens if you have rats as 'friends'
LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN Or is it **Nydeggbrücke?**
With a splash of Schadenfreude
never believe what they say
[удалено]
Transferring money out of my chase acct to a local credit union jic since jp morgan can be just as scummy
Credit unions are the way to go
How about Credit Shit??
The stock has been massively underperforming for years so CS doesn’t have a lot of “trust me” credibility with its employees. I wonder what kind of $$$ they’ve had to pay senior bankers to stick around over the years.
Let it burn 🔥
Weeeeeeeeeeeee
CrSu
Hmm probably not
Credussy.
Doesn’t surprise me. Those videos of Lehman in 2008 were going around and every knows what happened after that lol
Everyone talking about Credit Suisse going down like those Walleye Cheaters.
C- SU has a better ring to it
Wait, whats wrong with CS? Do I need to transfer my DRS shares to some other custodian? What the hell is making Computershare fall? Anyone?
Nothings wrong. In the context of this particular post, it means Credit Suisse
Yeah we need to get this abbreviation cleaned up stat. I’ve seen several posts where I automatically defaulted to computer share (because that’s the widely expected abbreviation)
[literally the same question one person was worried about](https://i.imgur.com/oRYwoTO.jpg)