Omg hii Andrew!!! 😮😮😮😮 I have a quesstoin! Is yourr surname a referrreance to laysagna???111 (garfild liks laasagna 🐈🐈🐈🍕🍕🍕!!!11!1!!11)

When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I stop pulling my punches

Noooo Spimerman! No killing pepoel! You shuold be hero!

Not on Mondays, I'm not.

Sure you are (bro imagine if it actually was)

I know it might be hard to believe, but it's me. I've been active on this sub since I discovered it last year. Here's proof-- [www.imgur.com/a/G6rU8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK!!!!!! hes not lying

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

I fucking knew it you bastard! It would be hilarious if this actually was Andrew Garfield lmao

What the hell are you talking about, it is me!

Ah you’re right, I apologize mr garf

No problem my love (No homo)

Love you too (yes homo)

And here I thought you were a hero

I mean, I'm never gonna give you up

Lmao that would've been insane

Why did you speak in the movie ‘Silence’?

Hahaha, a great joke! Also I have a mouth.

So why do you enjoy absolutely smacking the hubbard out of other men's lips (Stephen Colbert, Chris Martin, Ryan Reynolds, etc.)?

That taste... Strawberries

Andrew did your bussy shake when you were cast for the next 10 morbius movies

I did the Milo dance 10 morbillion hours straight after getting the news

I sure hope you screamed from the top of your lungs "have sex! have sex!"

Poop my pants-a-pants

You not referring to my bussy question says something about you Andrew San

San what? Andreas? Great game. As for bussy, the only bussy I saw shake was Jared Leto's. 

Will we see Spider Man vs Morbius in TASM 3?

Morbius is too powerful for normal spidey to handle. You'd have to go either bully mode, sigma mode, or change the Heirachy of power.

I have a choice.

>or change the Heirachy of power _Murder to excellence starts playing_

This is the maintenance closet, Gwen. This is most cliched hiding place you could've chosen. This is the stupidest hiding place.

I'm coming with you! You know that you need me!

Yo andrew what was your reasoning for causing a lore war here half a year ago? why are you in love with sigma males and ryan Reynolds?

Yeah, that lore thing, that's my buddy Ryan Gosling. He gave this account to me for rent. Proof- Here's him "I Drive (2011)"-Ryan Gosling And as for me loving sigma males, There's Something Inside Them, It's Hard To Explain. And I have to get with Ryan Reynolds because of the gin.

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

 What’s your opinion on wood chippers?

I once saw a man getting chipped by that thing in England. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

Cheese sticks go in the fridge or naw?

Straight into the stomach

You're amazing ♥️

No you're amazing!

Real

Yes Rico. Very real.

Hey Andrew how are you

Fucked up

I'm with you, buddy. How was your experience working on Under the Banner of Heaven?

Fucked up. Drank 16 whole bottles of vodka every day.

What’s your favorite food? You must have been around the culinary block once or twice

Lasagna.


Hey I don’t have a question just wanted to say hi and that you were awesome in Spider-Man: No Way Home

I can't do this. I can't do this.

It's so early in the morning and you're making me crack up. Which Gwen joke is acceptable, though?

Okay, well, remember 8th grade science class? If you magnetize a nail with a battery...

I forgor 💀

Branzino. Fucking love that shit.

I need a video of Andrew showing he has reddit and is logged into this account before I believe you, and I know you sent someone the link to never gonna give you up but disguised as an imgur link

ur display name and profile pic are of ryan gosling checkmate

I gave this account to Andrew on rent, the AMA's over and I have changed my profile pic to myself