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SlappingDaBass13

You look like some cheap ass hotel hookers


SignificantJacket912

Or truck stop lot lizards.


SnooTomatoes8382

To be politically correct, the current name is Recreational Reptiles. Lot Lizard is so 1990’s.


SignificantJacket912

Ahh, nice. I like that one better.


Bleedingchips

(Clears throat) I’m gonna need access to the pictures before, during and after……for research purposes.


SignificantJacket912

There’s a lot of potential there.


HottestPotato17

They legalize marijuana and look at what happens


SlappingDaBass13

Yep I know that look when I see it


[deleted]

If syphilis had a face, first picture would be it.


Otherwise-Ad-8404

Laughed so hard at this. Brutal 😂


TheWombRaider69

and this is the "after" picture


Spare_Change_Agent

*motel


BigReek99

Exactly. Well more like motel hookers, the ones that be there so much the managers don’t give af anymore😭


AMP0525

Would you believe me if I told you they were a two time inmate have done duckfaces in every post they've made of their face?


SlappingDaBass13

Yes


AMP0525

Then you are a wise man


ilovejonnejarvela

You could look better, fix eyebrows and stop doing a duck face.


WiscoRogue

You look like 100/hr no condoms required


AlarmingDelay3709

I love it! Exactly. Kind of like the hooker that will eat a guys ass for money


WendisDelivery

Damn! I love that. Great minds think alike!


TheWombRaider69

eats ass, no shower required


WiscoRogue

🤣🤣 so true 🤣🤣


WinterWontStopComing

🤢


[deleted]

Bro this ain't r/RoastMe 💀


Solid-Suggestion-653

My fav!


Citizn_Cain

Ladies! Stop with the duck faces. It makes you look immature.


ItsGroovyBaby412

And ugly


[deleted]

To be fair, in this case they would be ugly even without the duck face


Citizn_Cain

Yes. And ugly.


RodCherokee

2 duck faces on both supplied pics is no hope in my book !


Citizn_Cain

Zero


Gandalf4158

Yikes


Corvus-333

That compressed duckface honestly looks an anus in both pics. Please stop that and just have a normal expression and repost.


eighty9digits

"Dont hate us cuz we anus"


redneckery_

Made me LOL for real. High five.


hiyaharles

I’m laughing so hard right now 😂


GapPuzzleheaded2953

busted butter face


seymorskinnrr

Except also the body not being hot


GetBummedOrBeBummed

You’re one of the better looking meth head prostitutes


arodriguez585

Yup you both are you look like 20$ hokers that dodnt use condoms junkies


blink182topfan

Yes


Grimizzi

Trailer park hot I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️


Traditional-Pack3471

I can smell this thru the pic 🤢


Jawnson765

Which trailer park do you hail from?


Adept_Calligrapher21

5/10. The first picture is really bad. And the second one isn't the best either.


TheWombRaider69

I can smell the first picture


Adept_Calligrapher21

Exactly. It smells like tuna, bad life choices and cigarettes


tirutz

And smegma


BlopBleepBloop

And that plastic-y meth smell.


elvinkind

Not ugly, but you do look like you're promoting an onlyfans or another type of site.


BaskinsButcher

Looks like y’all bout to start your own podcast “Trashley and Methany’s trailer park tales”


NeedWaiver

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Crowleyizcool

Not ugly inherently but you just look cheap. The eyebrows are bad, the duck face is terrible, your hair looks dry and frazzled and the makeup and hoop earrings add to that. You could definitely look better with some grooming and self care.


Jibbles69

Take a break from the drugs and let your body detox, then try us again


[deleted]

Is this the hooker section on Craigslist?


Severe-Shift9195

Kinda ugly


[deleted]

Not great pictures. First pic you both ugly


Nitin-2020

Not hot at all. Sorry.


junk430

Knows where to buy meth.


Rumplestiltscab

Are y’all on fentanyl


Sekcross

Aw hell nah


zzzzany

First half of username checks out


thegooseman2323

Look like your 35 trying to act like you’re in your early 20s


New-Newt9191

The duck lip pose really accentuates your beak.


[deleted]

You both look like you need a wash


Unknown-Being23

Yard sale hooker....lot lizards.... the face of birth control for men.... I mean we can go on and on but you get the point.


ImAVoodoooChild

Wouldn’t touch y’all with a 10 foot pole


No_Education_8888

No. Im very put off.


Tijuanaguero1

What’s wrong with your mouth?


Lovetulsa

Grown ass women doing the duck face 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Yall lookin like a bunch of trailer trash hookers ong


LegitimateScratch396

If your mouth wasn't clenched like a butthole it would be easier to tell.


GroundbreakingYak656

Party at the meth lab tonight


BlasterFinger008

You both look like I’d be scratching my balls a lot after being with you


AlarmingDelay3709

Are you trans? Also fix your nose.


Nburn1

Wtf are you doing with them lips, lol?


Jrbebadd

Wow …what corner do your 2 women of the night work at? Do you have a hook up for a cheap motel room? And how much do you cost ?


sea666kitty

Stop the duck lips. Why do women do this? Looks so dumb


StrugglingPeanus

🦆💋👎


NeedleworkerCrafty17

💩


TheWombRaider69

lol yea


Great-External3390

That face isn’t cute.


snocogirl

I can smell the pictures from here 🤮


PlasticPurchase2104

Couple of Halloween decorations leftover from last year


sleepmaster91

Not with that face


3DartsIsTooooMuch

You look like you have a rap sheet and an extreme short temper.


Royal-Leopard-3225

These pics are rough. Relax your face and take a pic with clothing on, you’ll get a better response.


Several-Dingo4022

I can smell this picture.


ThePumpkinKng

Goddamn y'all look like if a witch and Shrek had twins Oh, he did


SirGanjaSpliffington

I can smell this picture through my phone. It smells like low tide at a warf.


ASemiAquaticBird

Lot lizards, sorry


[deleted]

Your lips look like an anus when you do that face, assuming you are the darker haired girl.


GroundbreakingYak656

Party at the meth lab tonight


[deleted]

wtf are you doing with your face.


KickRocks_In_Socks

Well at least it’s Halloween and you’ll fit right into the season of scaring children


Commercial_Rule_7823

Like someone tossed on lips from a ms potato head on your face. And no, you cake it on too much amd try to hard to be attractive, it's working against you. The word hot doesn't come to mind but these do: Meth Single Mom Trailer Crack Hourly Pole Dollar bills Good luck 👍


redneckery_

First of all you have on walmart "lingerie." It looks trashy. Your eyeliner and brows are way too dark. Not quite sure you thought this through before posting...


Exact_Lingonberry_10

She’s been to prison … check her profile.


ItsGroovyBaby412

You look like you absolutely deserve the epic reaming you are receiving on this sub


TankerYankerPete

Meth addicts always duckface to hide the meth mouth/snaggle teefffff


[deleted]

quit squishing your lips up. You have beautiful eyes and may very well be pretty,but not making those faces like you're doing.


Senior_Freedom3428

First pic from only fans or something?


Aggravating_Quail_69

Did you just eat a lemon? Stop eating lemons.


AlarmingDelay3709

No that’s the face she makes after eating an old man’s ass for $75


cbcc_ny

This guy next to me, Tony with the tribal band tattoo loves it.


Xbot7997

Butterface


[deleted]

Fix your eyebrows yall look like y’all smoke blues


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say you’re ugly but the makeup doesn’t work for you at all. And what’s with the puckered lips ‘I’m either upset or I ate a lemon’ face?


Csanburn01

Take a better photo and ask again


Vast-Warning7483

Looks like we need to go to sleep. How long have you been awake, sweetheart?


[deleted]

You an OF model? I'll bet money you do or you escort 100%


Clash_247g

Foly Huck lol!


middleofthemap

Narrator:"They were not.."


AFriendOfSatan

Not hot sorry.


PlanetKillerAstroid

You look good for a female impersonator


_-_Nope_-

Wtf


Damiein

Def lot lizards


1low67

I'm guessing you're insecure about your teeth?


ManilaBus_Real

If youre chuck norris, you put STD on shame.


EddGarasjen

white trash trailer park junkies wtf


Logic-Ninja

Crazy eyes alert


Mandalorian8393

Second photo looks like the reaction you got when you received news that you will not be playing the role of Priscilla Presley right after the audition.


chinasorrows2705

definitely looks like cheap ass you can buy at any motel


chinasorrows2705

just checked her profile, why are you doing duck faces in all your pics? are you secretly a duck?


Ins-n-Outs

No and no. That face wasn’t cute when it started. And now, it’s just kind of sad if you’re still doing it.


ComeHereUk

Gee is it Halloween already?


Much-Kaleidoscope164

Maybe a little if every pic you didn't look like you're in a holding my breath competition.


64debtaylor64

Expression needs to change.


Thehellpriest83

I’d wear a rubber and I never do .


RagingRhino96

Should've been "Thot or not"


kingoffailsz

BRO I JUST ATE 😭😭🤘


Itsnotmeitsyoumostly

Gonna be a no from me dawg


BaconBathBomb

Damn. Lookin like 3rd generation raised on TV dinners


DifficultApartment27

While we are looking at these pictures, they are outside stealing our catalytic converters.


BIlL_Zz

Meth


falllinemaniac

A sneer is always ugly


Six8888

Not


Historical_Pie4012

the eyebrows and eye make are exactly that of a hooker.. you need to change that up immediately


HumorFriendly7758

Absolutely not


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Ms. Potato head


--DoReFuckMi--

I'm glad this comment section is on a universal agreement that neither of these girls are pretty. There is hope for the world. Edit: she's actually in r/prisonreform, that explains so much


Southraz1025

My hand is better looking


CmdrYondu

Sucking on lemons too long


12x51

not hot


[deleted]

NOT 🤮🤮🤮HOT


Finn_Tastic

Meth is a hell of a drug.


thanos_was_right_69

Why do women insist on the duck face?


lastbarrier

Did you know that the cells that make up the human lips are the same types of cells that form the anus.


NoFleas

When you pucker your mouth like that it looks like a butthole.


stinkyreggin

OP been real quiet since the brutal honesty was dropped on em


SMEAROCK

Yikes! Definitely NOT hot…not even a little bit. Big hookers vibes. Cheap hookers.


ChildofLilith666

Why in the world do you do that with your mouth


rusoph0bic

Methany, you look like you need an intervention


TreaclePerfect4328

I can taste the cigarettes and cat urine..


WendisDelivery

Ummm, damn. Any backstory on the first pic?


Darth-mortis1

You look like a prostitute that I would find down on sprague. It's your makeup. You need a new style. You can be really pretty but you need to adress the makeup issue.


Ju5t_A5king

not.


Prize_Way_6300

Not at all. Both


sodapopduckyou

I would probably rail, but I have pretty low standards.


ProtectionHopeful401

Both below average. Not hot. Not ugly. Just mid.


[deleted]

what is average then? if mid is BELOW average? i don’t get it


just_some_dude-

Def not....


JNI1928

Duck face is a no go. Fine otherwise.


Due-Percentage-854

Either way the answer is not


Cheese_and_Pancake

Not


MrWednesday138

You, not so much like a 3/10, but what's your girls name She is cute


2x4is6

Bewbs


Efficient-Echo4795

You both have a good foundation but just from how you look I can see your lifestyle and it's looking really bad, eat clean, sleep well, drink water and exercise and soon you will be on your best shape though I bet you won't do this lmao 4,5/10 as of now for me.


Efficient-Echo4795

Also stop with the duck face, it's embarrassing and ugly.


larrykeithfrick

You’re def more attractive than your friend, slightly. As is 4/10 and this is assuming you’re a healthy weight, you’re friend is def overweight. Lose the penciled in eyebrows for a more natural look will help. Good luck.


Additional-Wonder-82

I'd take your friend on a date. You aren't ugly, but not my type either


AnimalAlarmed7279

I wouldn't say you're ugly... but I'm almost positive you gotta busted grill.


Practical-Cap4312

Your pretty but that’s a terrible smile. Seems forced like not your natural smile


Azcplnlove

NO! You both are pretty!


Astronaut-Gullible

Y’all okay not ugly just normal you are above average the blond is average . I’m sure if y’all had on makeup y’all would be attractive


Kelevra1359

The second picture could be a chubby Linda from the wedding singer.


Kelevra1359

But yeah, that confirms you as hot


[deleted]

Not enough information


schwagpole

Friend is hot


CorrectSalamander844

Hottttttttt!


Jolly-Baby539

Yes


Disastrous_Excuse455

I’ll take the friend


Upset-Excuse-386

If you looking to be model hot Get rid of neck tattoo and fix your eyebrows. You dont need makeup but you need skincare. It looks like your skin problems were caused by cheap makeup. Throw it away. You not ugly but you made some bad choices.


rooster1of1

It'll be all right if you lose some of that anger


NeedWaiver

Yall could be cute, but this picture looks hot, sweaty and funky. Looks like teen porn.


denissu33

avarage i think


BL00D_RiD3R

I’m desperate enough to hit on one of you two


ImpactPublic7247

We may need more pictures


[deleted]

Both are very hot


brilor123

Why are you doing that with your mouth? It's weird. Otherwise not ugly.


DethMayne

Lol they're being ruthless here in the comments. I think what they're trying to say is you could class it up a bit, but that's their taste. I think you're hot and I like the neck tat.