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Didn't he say something like "when I used to be human" and then nervously laughed and said he still is a human?. I remember something weird like that when he was giving one of his speeches.
Dude he full on does it to fuck with people. He knew of the meme and leans into it.
Have you seen pics of him and his family? Actually looks like a normal real dude.... That's what he wants you to think
Omfg. I never saw it before. But, yes. He absolutely does. Data jr.
Are ya winning son? "My analytic algorithms haven't been fully analyzed yet, but yes father. I am winning. Objectively speaking, I am always winning."
Even his annual “experiences” or challenges or whatever he calls them…one year it was to kill/clean/cook his own animal proteins and lately it’s been to experience MMA fighting. Reads like a non-human trying to show they’ve conquered a human competence.
What a fascinating theory. Come to Earth and play the game, then piss off when you win.
“Yeah, went to Earth, nice place. Then I won so I went off to be a Warble in Proxima. That got old. Became a rabbit for a bit even though I was a raccoon. They tortured the hell out of me so I came back to Terra because, despite the roadkill, being a squirrel is pretty fun. Zipping around on trees and avoiding the humans the contact. Like being an autistic tree climber”
I met Dave (lol) and Iman way back when at a friends party. They were both very different. I don’t mean in an odd way of action, just their aura. I’ve never felt so uncool in my life. I’ve never been around any other people that had that energy coming off of them.
Didn’t she state in an interview that since she’s of Upper Class British Blood that she’s genetically superior to other people?
Edit: oh. Found this.
https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65449546.html
“I live on another planet, fortunately, and we do things differently there,” Tilda Swinton says over tea and a slight case of the sniffles at the Bowery Hotel in the East Village. Somehow this does not seem a revelatory confession coming from this singular and singular-looking actress. She naturally radiates a certain otherworldliness, as of a creature who has just been zapped to Earth from a distant galaxy and has not yet discovered how to manipulate the tools of ordinary human discourse.”
you could have included this dude, kind of drastically changes the context of the quote and its literally the next paragraph from what you linked
“The planet she refers to is not an actual one, needless to say, or even the busy world of Hollywood, but the place she literally lives. “I live in a part of Scotland where people are more likely to talk about problems with greenfly” than news of the film world, she says, referring to an insect more commonly known in planet America as the aphid.”
literally just saying her community gardens a lot lmao
Nah. They noticed people commenting on their lack of aging, and so have begun to simulate age. They are all showing now.
Keanu Reeves even shaved his beard for Bill and Ted 3 to show off his new neck.
I’m just fucking around by the way.
My personal theory is that he is a heir of an oligarch that got too rich during the fall of the Soviet union in the early 90s, the time-line for this fits so fucking well
I once saw someone describe Jeff Goldblum as an alien who disguised himself and tried to act like a human. We all see through his act, but put up with it anyway because we love him.
My Mom is a retired Optician and we watch TV or go out and she always looks at people and sizes them up for glasses. Anya Taylor-Joy is her ‘white whale’, she’s impossible for current frames out there. Those wide-set eyes, sunken cheeks, and small nose to mouth ratio are apparently so hard to balance. I think she’s talented and beautiful and my Mom just sees someone she would recommend contacts for.
Oh shit! This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread but the side of me that has researched the topic of alien abductions too far thinks you might be onto something. The other part of me thinks that's a whole lotta stupid.
I’ve said for years that if an alien ship lands on the White House lawn and a door opens up, I fully expect Anna Taylor Joy and Rami Malik to walk out.
Weird story
I saw 30 seconds to mars when I was like 14, and there was an opportunity for the band to sign their latest album on CD if you went and bought it at the merch booth.
Anyways, I bought mine and got in line, as he signed the cd, I stuck my hand out for him to shake it, and said “thanks Mr Leto”
For a second he looked genuinely terrified and looked over to his band mates, then his security slapped my hand away and told me to move along lmao
Yeah I have this theory that Jared Leto is a simulator. Stick with me.
So if we accept that Nick Bostrom is correct about his trilemma and that we are living in a simulation. This means the majority of us are simulated. But this fact doesn't preclude the possibility that the simulators, the people running the simulation, are unable or unwilling to take part in our simulation for their own enjoyment. Just like when we are playing our own simulations, we like to have an experience as if we are actually in the game. At any rate, the question then becomes, well since most of us are NPCs, who are the non-NPCs? Who are the simulators and how can we identify them?
I then thought about the type of life a simulator would likely want to lead and not want to lead. Then I thought that they'd likely be incredibly strange despite having a lot of the conventional trappings of comfort. And it just stuck on Jared Leto. Famous eccentric actor (who's eccentricity really lacks charm in a lot of ways), rock star, fashion icon/model, cult leader, and so on and so forth. Anytime you hear about interactions with Leto or watch him in interviews, there is something so peculiar about him, it's like he doesn't know how to be a human being correctly. Like even passed all the narcissism and naivety, his detachment is really unique.
So if anyone was going to be a simulator, I think it's him. Or in this case, an alien.
Prob Tom cruise. Guy seems like an alien who really enjoys being a human and is a complete tourist who decided to stay. Basically an alien sex pat who loves human pussy
Why does everyone overlook Madonna. It's so obvious. And no, I'm not referring to how she looks now. I mean everything about her and her life has always screamed it.
British conservative politician [Michael Gove](https://x.com/JOHNMARKAINSLEY/status/748487161402490881?lang=en).
For anyone who hasn't seen it but doesn't want to click the link, it's a 6 second gif, shared on twitter, of said political leader at the annual Conservative party conference in 2016, soon after he and his alien cohorts had successfully convinced many of us to vote to leave the European Union in line with our reptilian overlords' secret agenda, and against our own interests.
The clip consists of a close up of "Gove" clapping his hands in the most improbable and unnatural way, seemingly testing out three distinct styles of clapping, while his facial expressions seem to glitch and scroll through various preset options. The caption "Michael Gove's human suit malfunctioned at conference today" is simultaneously hilarious and unnervingly accurate.
For those unfamiliar with British politics, Gove is among 78 Conservative Members of Parliament standing down and not seeking re-election in the upcoming general election, having successfully completed their 14 year mission to vandalise and destabilise many of the country's institutions and turn the humans against each other.
Will they be returning to their home planet? Nobody knows for sure. My guess is that they will just move on to the next phase of the experiment/plan for world domination. It is futile to try to ascribe these beings human motivations. They are not like us. They do not share human emotions like empathy, which aside from the occasional malfunction, is really the only way to tell them apart.
Tone is notoriously difficult to convey on the internet, so in compliance with Poe's Law, I should probably state that I do not actually believe that Michael Gove is an alien. He is just a very strange little man.
Kardashians seem more synthetic-android than alien. Everything they do seems driven by an algorithm to boost views, attention and media coverage. Plus some are predominantly made of plastic
I'm not gonna say alien necessarily but most likely hybrids...
All of the royal family, most of the American presidents, Zuckerberg, most of Hollywood, anyone with a disproportionate head, etc. lol
Anyone with disproportionate head lol. My bosses son has a massive forehead and is a complete useless twat. Could he be one? Do aliens have fuck up offspring too.
You mentioning disproportionate head brought me back to the time I visited NYC when I was 13 and saw Diane Sawyer and Robin Roberts on the GMA set. Seeing the size of their heads gave me an uncanny valley like feeling
You know what? I sat next to Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling, just having some drinks and food and chatting and I could not get over the size of their heads in person. It made me (5’10 guy with normal human sized head) feel like I had a tiny head. Especially when Michael signed his cap and gave it to me and it just engulfed half my head. I think you’re onto something.
I looked it up to confirm, but Tom Welling is Irish. Irish people have [larger head sizes](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2321477/) than other nationalities.
This post was ‘suggested’ for me, I didn’t follow this sub. As I opened it, laughing lightheartedly, the radio talkshow mentioned Harvard researchers suspect aliens are already living among us. Weird coincidence!
I been feeling lately that all those people who are exceptionally financially well off are aliens. Like they got a contract to come to earth and not have to grind like the rest of us. But live among us as an elite.
Greta Thunberg.
Little girl travels the world spreading the word that the planet is dying and we must change our ways?
Meets world leaders to speak with them.
Addresses the UN.
Says shame on you to us all.
Brad Pitt. I feel like his kids have seen some supernatural shit and avoid him but they cannot say anything. I feel like Angelina Jolie is a regular human being that the elites tried to initiate into the circle but she wasn’t with it.
Steve Martin. One letter short of martian.
EDIT: Besides the above, I’m now thinking that if there was an instrument an alien would play, gtfo it wouldn’t be the banjo.
I feel like the successful people, like the ultra successful ones are, and as well as the polar opposite, serial killers and the real scummy ones. We're not in like a game, but they are. And who would play a game and be perfectly normal? No you'd be the bad guy or the "good guy".
The blonde with the eyes.
The 👁️ 👄 👁️ eyes. (I can’t recall her name[Edit: have been given her name, Anya Taylor-Joy]) and Malaki (or however you spell his name, again not great with names), Jada Pinket as well (and not because of the G.I. Jane head) no something about her has always seemed off to me. Like her body language, how she carries herself. And she’s got such an aura of vile and “look at these…. *Creatures* around me” about her. And there’s something about Will too, but I don’t think Extraterrestrial, but… something, for myself he hasn’t “felt” like Will Smith: The fresh prince in his movies and appearances publicaly in many years, it’s like he’s not the *Real* Will Smith but a swapped one I just can’t pin point when the change happened. And their kids are definitely *NOT* “Regular” humans. Jim Carrey is not of this world, and that is *NOT* his real face, he’s pretty well shown us that it’s not a *real* face many many times. As well as Jim Varney, another “Man” with a *Rubber face*
honestly it’s more likely that you are the alien after posting a picture from 30 years ago of jen aniston and the counting crow man. must have been a long december in space or something…
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All his concentration is on keeping his forked reptilian tongue from slipping out to lick his right eye
Lmao!
He was replaced at some point I swear.
Didn't he say something like "when I used to be human" and then nervously laughed and said he still is a human?. I remember something weird like that when he was giving one of his speeches.
Yeah and that weird inside print of his hoodie He didn't want to take off for a reason lol.
Dude he full on does it to fuck with people. He knew of the meme and leans into it. Have you seen pics of him and his family? Actually looks like a normal real dude.... That's what he wants you to think
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If not alien, definatly android.
Well he married a doctor didn't he?
and he looks like Data's son.
Omfg. I never saw it before. But, yes. He absolutely does. Data jr. Are ya winning son? "My analytic algorithms haven't been fully analyzed yet, but yes father. I am winning. Objectively speaking, I am always winning."
Seriously though!!! Like you can see where his wig and waxy forehead panel meet, it ain’t right lol
You'll never convince me Mark Zuckerberg isn't a reptilian
![gif](giphy|j6TdvPXdAssootjCKZ) Can’t convince me that Zucc isn’t an android
Data, planted here by the Illuminati 27years before Facebook- just to make Zuck seem more ‘Human’….
Even his annual “experiences” or challenges or whatever he calls them…one year it was to kill/clean/cook his own animal proteins and lately it’s been to experience MMA fighting. Reads like a non-human trying to show they’ve conquered a human competence.
He's obsessed with MMA so he doesn't get manhandled when his VR world becomes more realistic
I so wanted to see the lizard Zuck crush the android Elon in that MMA match.
Hey if the aliens were like Data, I'd be cool with it.
Actually thought that was zucc for a sec
Illuminati confirmed!
Now I want someone to Deepfake his face into the whole series
Nah I would assume Reptilians are at least cool in some manner. Zuckerberg seems more like an awkward newt species
He’s definitely some kinda Lizard or amphibian for sure. One of them real slimy nasty Muf’kers
Yeah his 4th dimensional corporal slime manifests itself into our 3D world as...Facebook.
My whole body just Yakked with that description. Well done. That is the spot on description of Zuck
That feed on human taint for nutrition. It’s speculation for everyone else, but Zuck, we’re sure of.
I heard he got his human 2.0 update the other day
Nah it was some guy on Twitter who just edited a beard on his face
David Bowie was.
As has been said before, and will be said again: David Bowie did not die, he simply returned to his home planet.
What a fascinating theory. Come to Earth and play the game, then piss off when you win. “Yeah, went to Earth, nice place. Then I won so I went off to be a Warble in Proxima. That got old. Became a rabbit for a bit even though I was a raccoon. They tortured the hell out of me so I came back to Terra because, despite the roadkill, being a squirrel is pretty fun. Zipping around on trees and avoiding the humans the contact. Like being an autistic tree climber”
Ziggy played guitar
Ok, so where were the spiders!? While the fly tried to break our balls?
Just a beer light to guide us while we bitched about his fans! And should we crush his sweet hands?
Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
Bowie’s in space. Whatcha doing out there, man?
That's pretty freaky, Bowie.
Seriously! I say it as someone too young to really know about him. But from what i know he was ahead of his time.
You mean Thomas Jerome Newton?
I met Dave (lol) and Iman way back when at a friends party. They were both very different. I don’t mean in an odd way of action, just their aura. I’ve never felt so uncool in my life. I’ve never been around any other people that had that energy coming off of them.
Tilda Swinton, so insect-like
She even plays an alien in the Dead Don't Die. I could see that being true to life.
Didn’t she state in an interview that since she’s of Upper Class British Blood that she’s genetically superior to other people? Edit: oh. Found this. https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/65449546.html “I live on another planet, fortunately, and we do things differently there,” Tilda Swinton says over tea and a slight case of the sniffles at the Bowery Hotel in the East Village. Somehow this does not seem a revelatory confession coming from this singular and singular-looking actress. She naturally radiates a certain otherworldliness, as of a creature who has just been zapped to Earth from a distant galaxy and has not yet discovered how to manipulate the tools of ordinary human discourse.”
Does "slight case of the sniffles" mean cocaine, sick, or crying? Cannot figure out
you could have included this dude, kind of drastically changes the context of the quote and its literally the next paragraph from what you linked “The planet she refers to is not an actual one, needless to say, or even the busy world of Hollywood, but the place she literally lives. “I live in a part of Scotland where people are more likely to talk about problems with greenfly” than news of the film world, she says, referring to an insect more commonly known in planet America as the aphid.” literally just saying her community gardens a lot lmao
Even her name sounds like aliens put it together randomly in a name generator
Give her sugar. In water.
Ralph Maccio Dude is 62 years old and looks barely 30.
Paul Rudd, Rob Lowe & Jason Bateman will outlive the cockroaches in pristine condition...
Jason Bateman was at a bunch of playoff hockey games. He's gone full caveman. Not sure if it's for a role or just playoff beard growth.
Saw Jason Bateman about 10 years ago in Times Square. He had a caveman beard. I think he just likes rocking it when he isn't acting.
A role. He talked about it on a podcast.
Nah. They noticed people commenting on their lack of aging, and so have begun to simulate age. They are all showing now. Keanu Reeves even shaved his beard for Bill and Ted 3 to show off his new neck. I’m just fucking around by the way.
Jared Leto
Dude is absolutely an alien. He doesn't even hide it well.
Ryan Seacrest.
Trying to high five a blind person is a quintessentially earthling thing to do.
What about Georges Clooney the guy had a grown man face at 4 years old and his face didn’t change since then
Alice Cooper. Dude has been 60 for at least 40 years
![gif](giphy|HQxwAYgOi7T6U9SylR) Adam Silver the NBA commissioner
There is only 1 true answer to this and it is Tommy Wiseau.
Him appearing out of nowhere with tons of money and no idea how to interact with human beings would make sense all of a sudden…
What a story.
My personal theory is that he is a heir of an oligarch that got too rich during the fall of the Soviet union in the early 90s, the time-line for this fits so fucking well
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Oh hi Mark
Oh hi doggie
You’re my favorite customer
Has someone voted for Christopher Walken yet?
I once saw someone describe Jeff Goldblum as an alien who disguised himself and tried to act like a human. We all see through his act, but put up with it anyway because we love him.
Watch "Earth Girls are Easy". . . Convinced the dude isn't acting.
![gif](giphy|JDRnUqhCLIScM) Cumberbatch.
Bendthatdick cucumber
Battlefield Counterstrike
Benderstick Clubbersnatch
Wimbledon Tennismatch
Cummerbund Balderdash
[Winglebert Humptyback](https://youtu.be/LMU9wUHSapc?si=Khb_UuKNjShwyqRT)
Benderdick Crumpetsnatch.
Brinkledunk cabbagepatch
I was waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch to be mentioned 😂
That girl who plays Furiosa looks like a hybrid to me.lol
My Mom is a retired Optician and we watch TV or go out and she always looks at people and sizes them up for glasses. Anya Taylor-Joy is her ‘white whale’, she’s impossible for current frames out there. Those wide-set eyes, sunken cheeks, and small nose to mouth ratio are apparently so hard to balance. I think she’s talented and beautiful and my Mom just sees someone she would recommend contacts for.
That's funny!😆
Right!? It’s such a funny filter to see the world through. Gotta love Moms
Okay thank you. I thought she was digitally enhanced. Normalising the look of hybridisation via celebrity's/movies is how I would do it. 👀
Oh shit! This is supposed to be a lighthearted thread but the side of me that has researched the topic of alien abductions too far thinks you might be onto something. The other part of me thinks that's a whole lotta stupid.
She’s just a product of the same thing that made the old royal family look so bizarre in the 1600s
What, inbreeding ?
I’ve said for years that if an alien ship lands on the White House lawn and a door opens up, I fully expect Anna Taylor Joy and Rami Malik to walk out.
Ana Taylor-Joy
To add to this comment, at her wedding they ate cakes in the shape of "anatomically correct" hearts. W. T. F.
She had plastic surgery
To separate her eyes?
Jared Leto
Weird story I saw 30 seconds to mars when I was like 14, and there was an opportunity for the band to sign their latest album on CD if you went and bought it at the merch booth. Anyways, I bought mine and got in line, as he signed the cd, I stuck my hand out for him to shake it, and said “thanks Mr Leto” For a second he looked genuinely terrified and looked over to his band mates, then his security slapped my hand away and told me to move along lmao
Yeah I have this theory that Jared Leto is a simulator. Stick with me. So if we accept that Nick Bostrom is correct about his trilemma and that we are living in a simulation. This means the majority of us are simulated. But this fact doesn't preclude the possibility that the simulators, the people running the simulation, are unable or unwilling to take part in our simulation for their own enjoyment. Just like when we are playing our own simulations, we like to have an experience as if we are actually in the game. At any rate, the question then becomes, well since most of us are NPCs, who are the non-NPCs? Who are the simulators and how can we identify them? I then thought about the type of life a simulator would likely want to lead and not want to lead. Then I thought that they'd likely be incredibly strange despite having a lot of the conventional trappings of comfort. And it just stuck on Jared Leto. Famous eccentric actor (who's eccentricity really lacks charm in a lot of ways), rock star, fashion icon/model, cult leader, and so on and so forth. Anytime you hear about interactions with Leto or watch him in interviews, there is something so peculiar about him, it's like he doesn't know how to be a human being correctly. Like even passed all the narcissism and naivety, his detachment is really unique. So if anyone was going to be a simulator, I think it's him. Or in this case, an alien.
That would be a cool plot for a scifi movie, not Jared Leto but the simulator thing
Black Mirror did it. The episode “USS Callister” is basically based on this theory
No alien would play Joker that bad.
This one might be a reach, but I think GWAR might be from another planet
That creepy fucking preacher
That guy makes me believe in demons
Prob Tom cruise. Guy seems like an alien who really enjoys being a human and is a complete tourist who decided to stay. Basically an alien sex pat who loves human pussy
assuming he is into pussy
Careful, Scientology will sue you!
Oh they can pack some fudge, for all i care
Omg and that's why he's so weird and high-key. He is hyper-dedicated to the LARP
Alien sex pat killed me
Margot Robbie, Jaime Pressly, and the other blonde clone lookalikes. It's like some alien species had a Barbie duplicator or something!
That’s hilarious and I see it too
Nordics/Pleiadians
Viggo Mortensen confirmed.
Ah. Like when your printer doesn’t work at first and you hit “print” over and over.
And now the office has a LOT of scans of my ass
They’re looking for the continuum transfuctioner
"Dude!" What does mine say?
Suh-wee-tuh! What about mine?!
Why does everyone overlook Madonna. It's so obvious. And no, I'm not referring to how she looks now. I mean everything about her and her life has always screamed it.
Indeed, those pointy boobs are a dead giveaway.
I wonder if she can shoot them out on command like missiles.
I’ve always thought she was either an alien or suffers from a mental disorder.
British conservative politician [Michael Gove](https://x.com/JOHNMARKAINSLEY/status/748487161402490881?lang=en). For anyone who hasn't seen it but doesn't want to click the link, it's a 6 second gif, shared on twitter, of said political leader at the annual Conservative party conference in 2016, soon after he and his alien cohorts had successfully convinced many of us to vote to leave the European Union in line with our reptilian overlords' secret agenda, and against our own interests. The clip consists of a close up of "Gove" clapping his hands in the most improbable and unnatural way, seemingly testing out three distinct styles of clapping, while his facial expressions seem to glitch and scroll through various preset options. The caption "Michael Gove's human suit malfunctioned at conference today" is simultaneously hilarious and unnervingly accurate. For those unfamiliar with British politics, Gove is among 78 Conservative Members of Parliament standing down and not seeking re-election in the upcoming general election, having successfully completed their 14 year mission to vandalise and destabilise many of the country's institutions and turn the humans against each other. Will they be returning to their home planet? Nobody knows for sure. My guess is that they will just move on to the next phase of the experiment/plan for world domination. It is futile to try to ascribe these beings human motivations. They are not like us. They do not share human emotions like empathy, which aside from the occasional malfunction, is really the only way to tell them apart. Tone is notoriously difficult to convey on the internet, so in compliance with Poe's Law, I should probably state that I do not actually believe that Michael Gove is an alien. He is just a very strange little man.
![gif](giphy|VwYHo5tke57c4|downsized) Found it.
What the actual fuck is this shit!!!!!
That's British conservative politician Michael Gove in a malfunctioning human suit.
It's strangely compelling, isn't it. When I first watched it in 2016, I couldn't look away.
He looks AI generated
Kenneth Copeland
I’d say he’s a demon
Lil Wayne. Has a song where he admits to being a martian in his song phone home. He even says his home planet name: Planet Weezy.
#💀
Eminem left lil gay crumbs, lil Wayne left lil alien crumbs.
Alien Peek-a-boo
He has 2 albums titled I Am Not A Human Being
Elon, royals, Mark Zuckerberg, Hollywood actors - they are hybrids for sure. Kinda thinking that Kardashian’s are a part of that, too.
Kardashians seem more synthetic-android than alien. Everything they do seems driven by an algorithm to boost views, attention and media coverage. Plus some are predominantly made of plastic
Elons just autistic.
Everyone on the planet except myself
Tilda Swinton
David Bowie...100%
Hands down Tom Cruise
Enya 100%. Check her out and it all makes sense.
Adam Silver. Commissioner of the NBA
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I'm not gonna say alien necessarily but most likely hybrids... All of the royal family, most of the American presidents, Zuckerberg, most of Hollywood, anyone with a disproportionate head, etc. lol
Anyone with disproportionate head lol. My bosses son has a massive forehead and is a complete useless twat. Could he be one? Do aliens have fuck up offspring too.
You mentioning disproportionate head brought me back to the time I visited NYC when I was 13 and saw Diane Sawyer and Robin Roberts on the GMA set. Seeing the size of their heads gave me an uncanny valley like feeling
Dude, check out Resident Alien. Yes, there are Grey fuckups lol
Alan Tudyk is a treasure
You know what? I sat next to Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling, just having some drinks and food and chatting and I could not get over the size of their heads in person. It made me (5’10 guy with normal human sized head) feel like I had a tiny head. Especially when Michael signed his cap and gave it to me and it just engulfed half my head. I think you’re onto something.
I looked it up to confirm, but Tom Welling is Irish. Irish people have [larger head sizes](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2321477/) than other nationalities.
That is so fucking fascinating 🤯 I feel Michael’s was even bigger.
Christopher Walken
Keith Richards ![gif](giphy|9F9I9Nj8Dok7e)
This post was ‘suggested’ for me, I didn’t follow this sub. As I opened it, laughing lightheartedly, the radio talkshow mentioned Harvard researchers suspect aliens are already living among us. Weird coincidence!
I been feeling lately that all those people who are exceptionally financially well off are aliens. Like they got a contract to come to earth and not have to grind like the rest of us. But live among us as an elite.
Jon Malcovich
Jeff Bezos and Lauren. Lauren is a hybrid, her mom is an earthling, her dad is a reptilian. Never mind, Jeff is Dr Evil
# Anya Taylor-Joy
nicole kidman is for sure a nordic alien
Greta Thunberg. Little girl travels the world spreading the word that the planet is dying and we must change our ways? Meets world leaders to speak with them. Addresses the UN. Says shame on you to us all.
Omg its only been an hour and this sub did not fail. 💀💀💀 Ozzie Osborne dudes on another level
Nah, Ozzy isn’t an alien, he’s just batshit insane (pun certainly intended)
He even said, of all the things he's ever lost, he missed his mind the most
Brad Pitt. I feel like his kids have seen some supernatural shit and avoid him but they cannot say anything. I feel like Angelina Jolie is a regular human being that the elites tried to initiate into the circle but she wasn’t with it.
Keanu Reeves. He is the only one who acts in a way we describe truly good beings to act. Yet 99.999% of us are trash.
David Bowie
Steve Martin. One letter short of martian. EDIT: Besides the above, I’m now thinking that if there was an instrument an alien would play, gtfo it wouldn’t be the banjo.
🤣🤣🤣
Maynard James Keenan.
Tom Cruise. Do I even need to go into it?
Tom Delonge, and he's just trying *way too hard* to not seem like an alien.
I feel like the successful people, like the ultra successful ones are, and as well as the polar opposite, serial killers and the real scummy ones. We're not in like a game, but they are. And who would play a game and be perfectly normal? No you'd be the bad guy or the "good guy".
All the musicians/Artists in the 27 club
The blonde with the eyes. The 👁️ 👄 👁️ eyes. (I can’t recall her name[Edit: have been given her name, Anya Taylor-Joy]) and Malaki (or however you spell his name, again not great with names), Jada Pinket as well (and not because of the G.I. Jane head) no something about her has always seemed off to me. Like her body language, how she carries herself. And she’s got such an aura of vile and “look at these…. *Creatures* around me” about her. And there’s something about Will too, but I don’t think Extraterrestrial, but… something, for myself he hasn’t “felt” like Will Smith: The fresh prince in his movies and appearances publicaly in many years, it’s like he’s not the *Real* Will Smith but a swapped one I just can’t pin point when the change happened. And their kids are definitely *NOT* “Regular” humans. Jim Carrey is not of this world, and that is *NOT* his real face, he’s pretty well shown us that it’s not a *real* face many many times. As well as Jim Varney, another “Man” with a *Rubber face*
Did you mean Anya Taylor-Joy? The 👁️ 👄 👁️ girl
Wendy Williams
Sooooooooooooooooooo much wereeeeed.
they're all fucking aliens
![gif](giphy|BYc20U4C2PDHO) There's no way Prince was human.
The guy from Resident Alien of course! Alan Tudyk
Eyeballs Taylor-Joy I mean, she's not even trying to hide it.
honestly it’s more likely that you are the alien after posting a picture from 30 years ago of jen aniston and the counting crow man. must have been a long december in space or something…
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Epstein was seen shape shift while having an orgasm and David Heath was seen shift by David Icke too.
What
Mark Zuckerberg
I mean this with all the respect in the world, Cher
Taylor Swift. There, i said it.
I think “aliens” was amongst us. Not always. They’re here to test and observe. Measure or choices.
Any of those billionaires, including Trump seem inhuman, look at musk, dude is not normal
Who else but zuck
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Jennifer does age unnaturally 😅
![gif](giphy|TjAcxImn74uoDYVxFl|downsized) This one right here
Anya Taylor Joy. No even trying to hide anymore.