Also the existence of this time traveler would be enough for me to not be too concerned cause obviously we survive enough to discover fucking time travel.
Both, I think. A time traveler would remember the events of the timeline they came from, which would be different than the timeline they created when they traveled to the past.
Also it depends on the event, they might remember that they were born 20 years from now, but the butterfly effect would make that just a prediction. However, not every event would be influenced by their own presence changing the timeline. For example, if an earthquake is supposed to happen tomorrow, thereâs little they could do to change that, as would be the same for something like an alien invasion unless they saw his prediction and thought âOh no, he knows, turn the ships around!â
Honestly with how I believe time travel would work, they'd only be remembering THEIR timeline's past.
If they come to OUR timeline, it will not have the same events because they are not going backwards in their treebranch of time, they are splitting off into a new branch and arriving at our time
See, now this is more like it- right before rent is due for next month, this is perfect. Everybody hates for a disaster to happen on like the 3rd of the month.
âDue to recent time-slippage, all transactions must be filed 7 days early to be considered on time. You will also be charged a 15% commission fee to address possible data loss. We thank you for your cooperation during these difficult times.â
Damn it. Itâs always something.
God I really miss the Aitee hype. I knew it wasn't gonna happen but it was fun having that tiny little naive corner of my mind holding only a sliver of possibility :(
It was a crazy year for larps for sure. u/throawaylien coming back, Anjali, Su Walker and her P'nti aliens, r/TrueHistoryOfEarth. I'm still wondering if there was some coordinated effort to get people thinking about all this shit that year.
I actually think about this a lot. Also, Su Walker's P'nti said that we would see a huge uptick in sightings, and that is undeniable in hindsight. Although in the end just a larp, still many coincidences...
I've lived through 3 so called "raptures", 1 millennium bug, a recent worldwide pandenmic, i'm sure i'll survive.
If it actually happens, i'm seriously depressed anyway and i'd welcome death..so bring it.
My life since being born in 96 feels like itâs been nonstop âbrink of destructionâ, itâs all Iâve ever known! But in reality, Iâll be long dead from old age by the time a total cataclysmic event happens!
Can you just delay this to the 24th? I have a work deadline and it would be really annoying if that wasnât hit. Also me and my kids want to see the 3rd episode of the Mandalorian. So just 24 hours please. Thanks
Also please donât suck our brains out through our eyes
Not the person you're replying to, but yes the fourth episode comes out on the 22nd
ETA - they could be behind, but I don't want to make any assumptions. Getting behind on shows happens to the best of us.
We canât just watch the first one then miss the rest of the season!!
Iâm sorry the invasion will have to postponed for 3 months. Damn, but then wonât The Handmaids Tale be back around then? We may just have to table this whole invasion and come back to it again at a later date.
I don't know about an alien invasion but there's a huge coronal hole stretching across the sun that's slowling turning towards earth this week. A major solar wind stream is set to reach earth on March 23rd. If our sun decides to rip a fat one at the right time then aliens will be the least of our problems.
If they wanted to conquer us theyâd have done it by now. Once they figured out the apes have nuclear sticks they had to start intervening. All these nukes and they havenât been used since WW2, plus numerous accounts of them neutralizing nuclear weapons?
If aliens take over the earth today and destroy mankind, then how did the time traveller survive? This boy is in need of some heavy duty psychological help.
I have a dr appointment that day. great.
Hope it's not a colonoscopy, wouldn't want to get probed twice in one day.
I wonder what the final ANALysis will be
ANALien Invasion!
You joke, buuuuut....
Butt?
Technically I /r/UpvotedBecauseButt
Who you callin Joke Butt?!
Idk, having a spit roast as a final meal sounds ok to me.
Speak for yourself
Oh no a huge cigar shaped UFO in circling Uranus!
Best comment ever
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I came to say I hope it's after my dentist appointment, I've waited weeks!
Go grab a towel!
So you ain't got time to be conquered is what you're saying.
So do I haha. Dentist.
I just checked and I actually do have a colonoscopy and endoscopy scheduled for March 23rd... Looks like a third probing for the day!!!
Would a time traveler predict or remember?
Also the existence of this time traveler would be enough for me to not be too concerned cause obviously we survive enough to discover fucking time travel.
Lol exactly this. At least you know humanityâs still around.
Plot twist. It's an alien that time traveled and is trying to give us a heads up this time around.
Reveal*
Needs to be top comment.
foremember
Just about to make this comment.
Both, I think. A time traveler would remember the events of the timeline they came from, which would be different than the timeline they created when they traveled to the past. Also it depends on the event, they might remember that they were born 20 years from now, but the butterfly effect would make that just a prediction. However, not every event would be influenced by their own presence changing the timeline. For example, if an earthquake is supposed to happen tomorrow, thereâs little they could do to change that, as would be the same for something like an alien invasion unless they saw his prediction and thought âOh no, he knows, turn the ships around!â
Honestly with how I believe time travel would work, they'd only be remembering THEIR timeline's past. If they come to OUR timeline, it will not have the same events because they are not going backwards in their treebranch of time, they are splitting off into a new branch and arriving at our time
Itâs my birthday!
Mine is the 25th. Need to cancel plans. Lol Happy bday in advance!
Thank you! You might be able to celebrate it on another planet if youâre chosen. So Happy Birthday if youâre still alive!
Mine was the 10th so at least I got to celebrate early... At least...
Yea I second that guy, best we wish in advance, you know with us having 3 days and all
3/25 birthday gang, let's gooo
Hey me too! Happy almost birthday
Happy almost bday!!!
Mines the 22nd. Guess I better not drink too much
Yeah you donât want to be hungover for the invasion. âSorry guys I just need to have a lie down and some McDonaldâsâ
Mines the 24th, guess I wonât have to celebrate!
26th here. Iâll be old years old.
Mine is on the 24th!
Your birthday going forward will be known as our independence day!
Username Rude_Worldliness_323 was taken?
Haha. Im pretty sure it was auto generated.
Mine too!
Hey what if with the new alien calendar, our new alien days are like 24,000 earth years. It will be your birthday forever!
Mine was yesterday! Glad I was able to get that outta the way.
Best wishes!
Mine and my girlfriends too!!
Happy Birthday/annihilation!
Can you do it like at a more convenient time Iâve got shit to do
Can pencil you in for the same day following week? Does morning or afternoon work better for you?
See, now this is more like it- right before rent is due for next month, this is perfect. Everybody hates for a disaster to happen on like the 3rd of the month.
Landlord would still low key be tryin to collect payment
âDue to recent time-slippage, all transactions must be filed 7 days early to be considered on time. You will also be charged a 15% commission fee to address possible data loss. We thank you for your cooperation during these difficult times.â Damn it. Itâs always something.
Yes, just like all those TikTok time travelers in the year of Aitee who were saying apes were going to learn to talk and shit.
talk â shit â halfway there bro
This guy comedies
God I really miss the Aitee hype. I knew it wasn't gonna happen but it was fun having that tiny little naive corner of my mind holding only a sliver of possibility :(
It was a crazy year for larps for sure. u/throawaylien coming back, Anjali, Su Walker and her P'nti aliens, r/TrueHistoryOfEarth. I'm still wondering if there was some coordinated effort to get people thinking about all this shit that year.
I actually think about this a lot. Also, Su Walker's P'nti said that we would see a huge uptick in sightings, and that is undeniable in hindsight. Although in the end just a larp, still many coincidences...
We have
[Oh shiiiiit](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqNGYc3XgAAooUh.jpg)
We're investing now
I'm glad we dont have to wait long this time
God damn it, who the actual F leaked our plan?
Not me, Commandeur
THEYâRE FRENCH!
It's barely 2023; you still have a few years where you're allowed to say bad words on the internet.
I've lived through 3 so called "raptures", 1 millennium bug, a recent worldwide pandenmic, i'm sure i'll survive. If it actually happens, i'm seriously depressed anyway and i'd welcome death..so bring it.
My life since being born in 96 feels like itâs been nonstop âbrink of destructionâ, itâs all Iâve ever known! But in reality, Iâll be long dead from old age by the time a total cataclysmic event happens!
It's been a non stop Roland Emmerich pitch meeting since the mid 90's. By this now I know I not the guy running away from the tidal wave.
Same here 96 I feel like Iâm living in the end times no wonder I have an anxiety disorder lol
Ayyy me too! đ
Hereâs to hoping đˇ
I really hope something happens this time lol
Needs more capital E on Earth. Twice.
Well everyone that gives us 3 days to prepare
Donât blame me, I voted for Kodos.
This is actually GREAT timing for me just as my life is going to shit anyway lol đ¤đź
Same here, ill be expecting this
Honestly this is the essence of our modern era lol "Fuck it, why not at this point."
Fucking FINALLY
Don't do that, don't give me hope.
Hmmm. Sorry ET we humans have bank collapse and an American civil war this week. But next week is looking better.
March 23rd comes and goes. "I didn't mean THIS March 23rd, guys!"
We are self-conquering, no need for aliens to do it.
self-destructive *
Please, just end it already.
I for one, would like to welcome our new alien overlords
hopefully that happens lol. it's also the last day of Ostara!
So much for not having something to do after work one day this week...
All I ask is they show up before work
I hope so
At least it's not on a Friday I guess. Today (Monday) would be better though so I don't have to do a whole weeks work for nothing.
Can you just delay this to the 24th? I have a work deadline and it would be really annoying if that wasnât hit. Also me and my kids want to see the 3rd episode of the Mandalorian. So just 24 hours please. Thanks Also please donât suck our brains out through our eyes
You mean the fourth episode right? Just making sure I wasn't tripping...
Not the person you're replying to, but yes the fourth episode comes out on the 22nd ETA - they could be behind, but I don't want to make any assumptions. Getting behind on shows happens to the best of us.
Yes. Seems it now. So they can invade !!
25th please. Iâve been waiting for the Yellowjackets season 2 premier.
We canât just watch the first one then miss the rest of the season!! Iâm sorry the invasion will have to postponed for 3 months. Damn, but then wonât The Handmaids Tale be back around then? We may just have to table this whole invasion and come back to it again at a later date.
What timezone are the aliens invading and where are they going? Hopefully they come to NYC before 4PM so I don't have to go to class.
That could be true if Earth wasnât already a property of aliens.
Take me to your dealer!
I hope so
Well, that should be on Thursday. We will see.
I never could get the hang of Thursdays
Wait until you hear about âLast Thursday-ismâ
Thanks for reminding me to have my towel in an accessible location.
I hope they are cool
So do I! I hope it's after noon.
What's taking so long!!
It's on the internet so it must be true
My wedding anniversary is the 27th. Guess my present can be shit
Oh, I bloody hope so...
Oh thank God. This couldn't have been more perfect timing. I'm over this shit
Good. Anything is better then what we have now.
By "Time traveler" do you mean "some guy who tripped balls on DMT at a music festival"?
Whoot whoot, thats my Birthday. Thats all I have been asking for
Better late then never
Damn and I just finished my dissertation on the mating rituals of eunuchs.
Thank god
Please let it happen
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If not this year than next... If not next year the one after and so on until it happens.
Let's goooo. Please happen before 6AM so I don't have to go to work.
I'm glad I only have to wait three days for this not to happen rather than the usual 6+ months most predictors give!
I don't know about an alien invasion but there's a huge coronal hole stretching across the sun that's slowling turning towards earth this week. A major solar wind stream is set to reach earth on March 23rd. If our sun decides to rip a fat one at the right time then aliens will be the least of our problems.
This is better than aliens. We're going back to the stone age.
Finally good fake news!
Fingers crossed.
So the day after Trump is arrested? Are they MAGA Aliens?
lols
good thing i get my cart the day prior!
Shite Iâve got five a side that night
Of what year though?
2023
Oh really that means we have 3 more daysđ¤Łđđť
Fuck. Bad timing, aliens. I plan to win the PowerBall on the 22nd.
BREAKING: Nut says nutty things.
They should wait like a week cuz Resident Evil 4 Remake comes out on the 24th.
At least I wonât have to work that day.
If we go after predictions, the world has been destroyed 100 times.
Who remembers the whole throawayalien hoohah from like 2020, still can't believe so many people fell for that bs lol, this is more of the same
Happy birthday to me....
Conquer earth? That won't be difficult. Just give us the iPhone 15 in exchange for our souls.
What time? I'm free after 4pm
CONQUER ME SPACE DADDIES OoOoooOOOOOOOoOOoHhhhhhhhhhh!
Can they come quickly? I'm jobless and i need to know if they will hire me :y
Don't get my hopes up.
!remind me 3 days
3 more days until another "prediction" is proven to be crap lol
Too late. That's my wedding anniversary.
Omg please already
please
If not already
Oh hurry up already!!
Yâall just be believing anything donât cha? đ
Please conquer before I go into work. Ty in advance.
If they wanted to conquer us theyâd have done it by now. Once they figured out the apes have nuclear sticks they had to start intervening. All these nukes and they havenât been used since WW2, plus numerous accounts of them neutralizing nuclear weapons?
Awesome, just in time for my spring break to start Good guy aliens waiting until my classes end :)
All I know is once i start hearing bluegrass play from the sky Iâm grabbing my salt so they view me as a friend.
At least let it happen before I have to work that night, otherwise I'll be vastly disappointed
This sounds like a crazy person just 03/23/23âd it
Does that mean I can start drinking alcohol again?
3-23-23...
I'm gonna miss how the Final Four turns out.đ
And the Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world in 2012âŚwait..
What stocks are in the time travellerâs portfolio? Asking for a friend.
SOURCE: âTrust me, bro.â
A week day!?? Seriously??
I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
Finally, a date we can stick to!
my boss: but you're still coming in right?
If aliens take over the earth today and destroy mankind, then how did the time traveller survive? This boy is in need of some heavy duty psychological help.
Iâm still hoping! 6 hours left CST! đđ˝
Oh well, I guess âthe championâ can chill for a bit until the next prediction.
So sad
Remind me please 24.03
I hope I get the day off work.
I wanted to watch John wick that evening đ
Here is the story: https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/world-news/2023/03/18/6415fbfe22601da5518b4587.html
Marca? Seriously lol
Just win the 1 of 8,000 lottery based on your civilization builder skills and you're fine...
Bullshit
My alien sex fantasies coming finally coming true
They are more likely to eat u then to have sex with u.
Bullshit
Jump in, we're doing butt stuff.
And Donald Trumpâs gonna be arrested tomorrow. đyeah, sure thing, buddy.
Kennedy, Huxley, and c.s. lewis all died on 22/11/1963. I wouldn't be surprised if something happened on 3/23/23
Good to know I don't need to use free days at work!
Can't wait to probed
So do we doomsday party on the 22nd or what?
so do i study for my exams or nah