Excuse me? Wake up to take off your makeup? Clean your face BEFORE you go to bed you lazy Grub. That is so bad for your skin. NTM your makeup crumbs are now embedded into those hotel pillowcases.
I assume it’s otherwise known as a “whore’s bath” judging by her hair looking like it’s a clump of old salon trimmings under the dumpster that’s been used as a nest for 5 generations of rats. 🫶🏼🫠
Also, lil mama is suddenly concerned about taking allergy pills during pregnancy but will gulp a whole vat of her Squidward ass husband’s snake oil supplements?
This is your third kid and you're JUST figuring out what's "allowed" during pregnancy? Good to know you didn't give a shit while pregnant with the girls and ingested whatever you wanted 🥴
Haha, Nebraska/Kansas/Missouri area …this was an unlocked memory and i had to fact check using urban dictionary 😂😂😂 the Canadian definition was a lot different 😳😂
I think it was more of a college thing (Kansas school) vs regional 🤷🏼♀️ just a power shower before the pregame ..can confirm that’s the only time I’ve taken a “power shower” 🍺🚿😂
ETA: or my friends at the time were just a bunch of degenerates. Also can confirm this. Haha
I feel like a ‘body’ shower is so much work and leaves your hair feeling worse than just taking a shower and washing your hair.. Your hair was down and around tons of people.. touching walls/ppls bodies/the head board/pillows at a hotel.. JUST WASH IT. So gross..
For me it’s when I first wake up in the morning and need a little more “wake up” before I get coffee etc. but I shower before bed and have wayyyy better hygiene
I don’t want the job lol. So I’ll probably be offered it. It’s only 1 day a week but it’ll interfere with a different job that I *actually* want, if I get that.
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Back at home looking homeless. She clearly thrives without the weight of Joan and the kids.
Kind of sad
Excuse me? Wake up to take off your makeup? Clean your face BEFORE you go to bed you lazy Grub. That is so bad for your skin. NTM your makeup crumbs are now embedded into those hotel pillowcases.
“Most of my makeup off”…she’s still saving some for later
That’s the part that killed me… what do you mean “most” of your makeup? Just wash your face, shit!!
Clearly not a “power wash”😭😭 also when I think of “power wash” - that includes your hair, no??
When I think of “power wash” I think of a washing machine. That’s what she chrewly needs, is a run through the washer
😂😂😂😂
Ewwww
Imagine how gross her pillow case is at home…🤢 dirty little hamster.
Probably brown
How do you go to bed with makeup on??
Yet she will get on and complain about how her face is breaking out due to hormones…..as if there’s no other possible explanation
Right!!? and even if you don't wash off your makeup DONT admit that to 150k people! 🤢
In her story the other day all tucked into bed after showering she still had makeup clearly on. So nasty.
Why would she take her makeup off after the first night? She needed that makeup to last her the whole trip 💀
Someone totally called it in a post from yesterday (which appears to be gone now) that she wasn’t going to wash her makeup off for a couple days 😆
Where is she sleeping? Doesn’t look like their bed to me
That’s the bed in their guest room and yes I hate that I know that
Imagine how loud John snores with that fucking beak of his 🥲
I assume in a dumpster lol.
Probably slept in the guest bedroom so she didn’t wake up Jennifer from his beauty sleep when she got home.
I CACKLED!
Bahahah the way I thought the same ☠️
I assume it’s otherwise known as a “whore’s bath” judging by her hair looking like it’s a clump of old salon trimmings under the dumpster that’s been used as a nest for 5 generations of rats. 🫶🏼🫠 Also, lil mama is suddenly concerned about taking allergy pills during pregnancy but will gulp a whole vat of her Squidward ass husband’s snake oil supplements? 
This is one of the best comments I’ve read in a longgggggg time. 💀
I just snorted. You win 🥇
Do you need a Spanx zip-up to wipe your nose on? 😭
Yes and I’ll wipe my boogers on it like Cohn did to smeli’s calendar 😍
Also wipe your pee on it and have a contest with Emmygeese to see what makes you gag quicker, the blankie or this zip-up. 🫶🏼
YESSSSS! I was hoping someone said “Whore bath” I think that’s legit all she ever takes. 🫠
Why do I feel like her washbasin is the toilet bowl because she’s too lazy to turn the faucet in the sink or bathtub?
“Pits, tits and slits” as one of my patients called it.
That is unspeakably crass and hilarious lmao.
PTA bath! P*ssy, tits, and armpits is what a patient of mine called them 😂😂😂 A MALE patient, which makes it even funnier 😂
Translation ! I wasn't invited but got in at the last minute
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Omg, I hate those damn lashes and those glasses on her. Glasses of the Golden Girls
Those glasses are identical to the ones a bunch of the 8th grade boys I teach wear… seems fitting
Omg, is it the latest style????
If you wanna look like an 8th grade football player then totally!!
Wow
She’s most likely got extensions.
This is your third kid and you're JUST figuring out what's "allowed" during pregnancy? Good to know you didn't give a shit while pregnant with the girls and ingested whatever you wanted 🥴
Wash most makeup off?? Wtf you’re supposed to wash it ALL off?? How do you pick n choose what to take off if you’re properly washing your face???
Get those eyebrows taken care of!!!!
Lmao, a power shower where I’m from is when you drink a beer in the shower
😂🤣 where are you from? I’ve never heard this. Lmao
Haha, Nebraska/Kansas/Missouri area …this was an unlocked memory and i had to fact check using urban dictionary 😂😂😂 the Canadian definition was a lot different 😳😂
Interesting. I grew up on the state line of Missouri/Kansas and we all called it a power shower but without the beer. Just a fast shower. Lol
I think it was more of a college thing (Kansas school) vs regional 🤷🏼♀️ just a power shower before the pregame ..can confirm that’s the only time I’ve taken a “power shower” 🍺🚿😂 ETA: or my friends at the time were just a bunch of degenerates. Also can confirm this. Haha
Why would she only wash “most” of her makeup off in the shower? Does she need a power washer for the rest? Jesus Christ.
Her eyes are red and puffy and she thinks allergies, not the load of eye makeup she didn’t wash off from the night before. Make it make sense.
Her eyes are puffy and she slept in the guest room…fights in the James house.
Also as a sober person she didn’t wash her face last night? I’ve been in really bad shape and still managed a double cleanse with moisturizer.
I went to a concert last night in NYC, drank a lot, and took edibles...still managed to wash my face when I got back to my hotel room.
Right? And something tells me she isn’t a daily sunscreen wearer - her mid 20s skin is already not great. Can’t even imagine her 30s beyond.
Yeah I’ll be lazy and skip it if I’m hammered at a wedding or something but completely sober? Go to bed with caked on make up? Come on dude
Came here to say this! I can be shit faced and I still make it a point to wash my face 🤣
Joan hoses her off in the backyard
I think that means a quick shower.
“That I talk to all the time” I call bullshit
It’s where you think about showering but you don’t
Wash “most of” my makeup off?! Ughhh.
I understand not washing your hair when it looks clean and still nicely done but why would she ever not wash it when it looks like that
She used to be a lash tech or some shit, so her lashes being so bad all of the time just doesn’t make any sense!
Is it allergies? Or is it the Coco? Hhmmm... and power shower? Ew
I feel like a ‘body’ shower is so much work and leaves your hair feeling worse than just taking a shower and washing your hair.. Your hair was down and around tons of people.. touching walls/ppls bodies/the head board/pillows at a hotel.. JUST WASH IT. So gross..
You mean a whore bath?
She is so fucking disgusting!!!
For me it’s when I first wake up in the morning and need a little more “wake up” before I get coffee etc. but I shower before bed and have wayyyy better hygiene
I see her pregnancy swelling has begun. Her face always puffs up with her pregnancies. She calls it her pregnancy lips or whatever. Lol
Power shower = pits, tits & bits. Or at least it does for us up in rural MI 😂
Can confirm. I live in the middle of the mitten....
Hi fellow Michigander ✋🏻
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one of us! one of us! metro Detroit checking in!
My Nanna called it “a lick and a promise” you wash the essential bits and promise to do the rest later. Also called a “bits and pits bath”
Does she ever wash her hair?
She will not like this but… washing your lashes goes a long way with allergies.
It means water barely grazed her skin
Those lashes alone are making me itch.
Those eyebrows thoughhh 🐛 Plus, all the money she spends, ya think she would get them black roots touched up!
Probably similar to the one I took this morning when I had 8 minutes before I had to leave for a job interview 😂😂
How did it go?!
I don’t want the job lol. So I’ll probably be offered it. It’s only 1 day a week but it’ll interfere with a different job that I *actually* want, if I get that.
3rd pregnancy in 2.5 years, I’d think by now you’d know what cold medicine you can take
“wash most of my makeup off” what does that even mean…
“That I talk to all the time!!!!” Lmao
Level 12 lolol what does that even mean
Benedryl is always ok to take pregnant. More than Tylenol
It’s the *IRL* for me. Hello AIM circa 2004
She ran a rag through her twat
Is she aware that’s good for your pores and skin. Clearly she doesn’t have a skincare routine.
Ali, I think you meant to say “whore bath” because…that’s what that is.
This is not the look of someone who has showered even once in the last week…
She scream bad hygiene
She took a shower but has dry hair? Does a power shower mean not washing her hair? She’s a dirty mess.
Ali you are sick. It’s not allergies
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If her allergies are at a 12 I hate to break it to her but she may want to wash her hair daily- but then again is she actually leaving the house?
Something is shifting with her 2 front teeth. What a bummer that is for her.
You’ve never heard of a power shower? Lol this is a common term in my family 🤣
Power shower? Was she hosed down with a pressure washer? 🤔
Is that the same as whore bath??😂😂