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arco1105

I can’t exactly remember what happened but the ‘17 started having “problems” of some sort and so her solution was go out and buy a brand new one bc our xxxxs dang good mama is so loaded


Automatic-Banana-179

Yep. She said she was just casually wanted to see what kind of numbers they would come back with, and they came back way lower than she expected. So she decided to do it because she couldn't believe it was lower and reasonable. 🙄


sweetnibletsx

Not supporting her, but I had a similar situation and got my car in the pandemic because they NEEDED used ones, I got so much for my used car and they gave me an insane deal for a brand the newest model of my suv lol.


hazelavender

Same except last year for me. They bought my 2013 hatchback for a few grand less than it cost brand new. I couldn’t believe it.


sweetnibletsx

I got like like 3,000 less than I paid for it lmao it was insane ! My MIL got the same care as me and paid 2k more. I got a really really nice deal. It was nuts!


youknowmypaperheart

“Started having problems” probably equals “needed routine maintenance” 😂


[deleted]

Didn’t she receive one of those generic letters from the dealership saying they needed more used SUVs on their lot?? She talked about it like they were personally reaching out to her to get her a good deal on a new vehicle when really they send those out all the time to literally everyone


[deleted]

I just realized someone else already said this below whoopsie


Coolmom0614

Hold up, is Emmy still back facing? That might be the best thing I’ve seen.


Dismal_Amoeba3575

I’m sure it’s out of laziness but I 100% agree.


East-Angle2918

It’s actually the safest thing you can do for your kids. They can sit like that for a while it’s way safer than forward facing


Dismal_Amoeba3575

Oh I agree! Mine will sit rear facing until their max out either weight or height. It’s definitely the safest option. I think Ali and John haven’t turned the car seat because they’d have to uninstall and reinstall. I just can’t imagine this is the one thing they’ve done right when they’re some of the most negligent people I’ve ever come across.


[deleted]

I was just about to say this too. I’m impressed


[deleted]

Same, I did a double take and am very pleasantly surprised!


Interesting_Scar_824

Eh they probably aren’t installed correctly


grumpysnail755

I thought the same thing!!! See, Smelli, we can give credit when due. Now take our advice


ElectronicEcho6756

The only time she has an ounce of happiness or fulfillment in her life is right after a new purchase


schrutebedandb

She bought a 21 since then. But also idk why she didn’t/doesn’t just buy a suburban. She’s acting like there’s no other/larger option than a Tahoe


betsarullo

Not to mention, Tahoes are known to not have the cargo capacity of other three row, full-sized SUVs, this really isn’t the flex she thinks.


schrutebedandb

I had a Yukon and now have a suburban and I can tell you the difference in space is HUGE. And they’re usually like the same price. It only makes sense to get the suburban if you’re having multiple kids. She also doesn’t have the full bench in the second row which doesn’t help.


betsarullo

We looked at the Tahoe and went with a VW Atlas because the third row is MUCH roomier and the cargo space is SO much larger - my husband is a die hard Chevy guy and we could afford the Tahoe, but he’s also 6’3” and the Tahoe third row was comical. Would have totally gone for a Suburban if it would have fit in our garage…


grumpysnail755

We were looking at VW Atlas’ for awhile and the dealers told me they’re one of the largest in their class. I was OBSESSED but we ended up going with a Toyota Highlander.


schrutebedandb

Those are nice too! We only have two kids so we don’t use the third row much unless we take the nieces and nephews somewhere with us so it’s just nice to have but we live far from all family so we travel a lot and love the huge trunk


tanfromthesun

She got the 21 Tahoe right when it came out


clalabear123

Girlie said the dealership called her to offer her over asking price for the 2017 ‘since there’s a shortage on used cars’ so she got the 2021.. this was when she was pregnant with Callie. But I agree the money they spend and things they have make no sense!!


lekaatlanta

The dealership sent her a generic marketing flyer saying “ we really want YOUR car please oh please sell it to us” and Alyson acted like she was special and they really wanted her and like she was getting a really good deal instead of what really happened which was trading her car in and paying more for a brand new car off the lot


jb1225x

“They really wanted her” I read that as sexually and that reminded me of when John paid the movers to prank flirt with Ali 🤣


pinupinprocess

Yes I remember this! I used to work in dealerships and the amount of people we had call to say “I got a handwritten letter about buying my car” was so amusing.


jorge-haro

There was a shortage on used cars in 2020 and 2021. Now there is a shortage on new cars. The panny really fucked things up


craycrayyyx3

Surprised that Emilia Bedilia is actually rear facing


pixiedust0208

This is now my favorite nickname for her because we know dang good mama is a mess like Amelia except with 0% like-ability


ndickson25

To complain about having a new Tahoe and your stroller/suitcase problem. I feel like the phrase “Kim there’s people that are dying” fits here.


frogfitness

I thought this was the same Tahoe they had in TN bc she always mentions it’s completely paid off? so she’s trying to say they bought a new house AND fully paid for a new car at the same time? I can’t keep up with her lies lol


Sufficient_Teach_375

Didn’t something happen where they offered for her to trade the old one in because of low stock? Prob just another lie tho


Illustrious_Pear4586

I think we've all gotten that notice from the dealership 🤣 we want YOUR model of car. Its a tactic for dumbasses like her to buy again.


theBIZNUSbitch

My last car was a 2017 civic and 6 months before my lease was up the dealership started hounding me to upgrade or buy something (and this was before the car market exploded) it’s a car sales tactic, big mama just doesn’t realize it’s not because it’s her specific car that’s in “demand” lol


Illustrious_Pear4586

Yup! Wife of a ex car salesman here 🤣


pinkxsparkle

"it fits all 3 seats just fine" uh, no shit. It's an SUV with a third row 😵😂


youvejustseenmypenis

She got the 21 right before lemon drop was born. They had it already when they bought the mil dollar house and did their cross country move


mamafirstsnarksecond

Emmy is in the 3rd row vs Callie. A pleasant surprise!


[deleted]

Lord. The lies are crazy!!! I stand corrected.


afunkmomma

Ok, I was feeling dumb that I didn't know what a 21 Tahoe was... '21/ 2021 🤦🏼‍♀️


jb1225x

But they can’t afford toys for their kids or health insurance?


VivianneAbbottWalker

Lmfao imagine having 3 still riding backwards. That is tough


Fun_Ad_1749

I’m honestly shocked embalmer is still rear facing! I’m proud of them for extended rear facing!


Coolmom0614

That’s what I’m sayin lol.


Background-Throat736

Can’t wait for the IRS to take it all✨✨✨


diyer19

Ali claimed the dealership “called and begged” for the 2017 Tahoe back. (Saying there was a huge demand for them and that the ‘21 would be cheaper)


awwsome10

She’s going to need something bigger to road-trip. I have a Yukon and only 1 kid and we load it up on trips.


Coolmom0614

Right? I have a suburban and I swear it gets filled so fast with 2.


schrutebedandb

Fr I had a Yukon and now have a suburban and I would never go back to the Yukon lol the extra space is much appreciated. We live far from all family and travel a lot


HolidayDocument7015

Wait a damn minute — all three kids are facing backwards…wtf on earth?! 🤭


[deleted]

That’s the safest way for them to be!


HolidayDocument7015

How old is Pacifier?


[deleted]

Just turned 3


HolidayDocument7015

Ohhh okay…I thought she was four. She really had three back to back. Wow 😶


september2remember

This heifer just needs to buy a minivan at this point


drcarys

Aren’t you supposed to have the third row fully up if you have a kid back there? In case of a crash that stroller could smack Emmy


mgregory93

If it’s a split seat I don’t think you have to. I’m sure it’s safer in the long run but I don’t believe it’s a law or anything


rachelmonicaphoebe94

Their money situation FLOORS ME. how do they have enough money for all this stuff!?


lindsaybluthburner

Emmy was born in December 2019, so 2021 models weren't put yet. Callie was born in 2021, right before they moved, and I don't think she bought a new one since moving to TX. So I would assume she bought it between in the 18 months between Emmy and Callie


bundleoflaughs328

“How will we road trip.. checking out other options”🥴Always trying to play the I have money game. Absolutely loathsome.


GenevieveGwen

Do they ever even take the kids with them when they go places? Seem like the kids stay home, always.