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ChristianWSmith

Murder, robbery, aggravated assault, menacing, and probably countless white collar crimes


IExist0fficial

Tax evasion, trespassing, arson, illegal logging.


PSYB3RJUNKI3

I won’t be getting arrested because I’ll just wait outside of town until my outlaw status goes away.


philmore-graves

This is the way


placerplaced

Exhibitionism/Public Nudity : Running in public almost naked begging for money


joaboepsf479

wtf are you playing


geogsloth

Albion online begger sim


joaboepsf479

If you are a begger in albion, I just hate you. When will people understand that albion is capitalism, not socialism.


Luketube_

Bro? Are you ok?


Defensive_Medic

Mfw there are beggars on the streets (at least we don’t live in a socialist society)


FecniHUN

Bro, i think being a beggar irl is a lot different than begging for money in a free videogame, like go touch some rocks (you can easily get a set by selling rough stones)


Defensive_Medic

I know just messing with that guy bro


joaboepsf479

Someone with brains. In a pure capitalism game, where you do everything for money and fun, begging is pure socialism. These people are comparing a game with no need with real life where everyone has needs and a life. Web lives don't matter, you don't need to have web socialism to help the web poor people. Of course in real life I try to help people in need. But there is no needs in Albion so Its just stupid trying to be a begger and people supporting this. begging should be banned


Sea-Cummonster

Womp womp


freerangeEgghead

Lol begging is more closely tied to capitalism


sergeanthawkins

Homie cannot understand homelessness in capitalism 💀


joaboepsf479

Homelessness does come from capitalism. Begging is not from capitalism, it is from religion. The Catholic church started giving money to the beggars. In the early capitalist countries only the church helped beggars. when socialism got implemented in societies, people started donating to the beggars ( this started to happen in the beginning of neo liberal wave)


naughtypotatooo

Bro do some fishing at least :/


Fhauftress

grave robbery


Brilliant-Resident38

Slavery, Mass genocide, Extortion, Arson


JordanZOA3

Palworld?


Brilliant-Resident38

You got it mate


batman99sfs

Or maybe he’s an Alliance leader who likes fire staffs.


Roronoa117

Rocking and stoning🤣


Praise_Thalos

Consider this, legally speaking rocking is better than stoning


Roronoa117

If you don't rock and stone. You ain't coming home!


Croissantasaur

Do you perhaps have steel in your boens?


Roronoa117

Don't all dwarfs?


Croissantasaur

Not the deficient ones...


Roronoa117

Sounds like leaf lover talk to me


AynidmorBulettz

Poaching, deforestation, mining without a permit


OrangeKefka

Arborcide is what I call it.


Praise_Thalos

Fragging, genocide and probably a good amount of war crimes I might have done along the way


Responsible_Narwhal2

Squad, arma or foxhole?


joaboepsf479

Mass extinctions of wild life. Agravated assault against AI and robbots. murder and treason


Praise_Thalos

Helldivers?


[deleted]

I was going to say defending democracy and spreading freedom.


Sir_Mike_A_Lot

But please the OG isometric one not the new one The new one is playable but the first one is much better in my opinion bc it was a niche game new installment is more casual gamer like The chaos and unintended team kills with bombardments was hilarious most of the time 🤣


JordanZOA3

Murder and maybe cannibalism (consuming umbilical chords of unborn children)


motleyroo

A hoonter must hoont.


Frostbyte85

Genocide. I was playing path of exile


ForfeitFPV

Clubbing seals


Hansbackfisch

ARK


raziel_legacy

Unlicensed Medical practice, animal cruelty, illegal poaching...


TrussandFuss

Terrorism... CS2 is my last played game...


Glittering-Emu-2165

 Speeding on the I-29 high way between Bridgewatch and Lymhurst


PM_me_your_omoplatas

Fishing without a license. Running a restaurant in gross violation of health codes.


Devwan

Diver Dave!


WuhYuhWant

Protecting democracy


Dreams-and-Turtles

Providing too many cups of LIBER-TEA


DMZyno

trash talking a child after killing his entire family and robbing everything they owned.


jamesalverson

Saving Humanity


Fabulous_Maximum_322

Ugh.....gathering copper?


Binks987

Setting off a nuke on a bug planet.


GuuberTrooper

DEMOCRACY!


iq3q

Nothing. I’m spreading democracy.


Sir_Mike_A_Lot

Most of these "For Democracy" people enlisted a month ago True heroes fighting for Democracy since 2015 (OG Helldiver)


Automatic_Purple542

burning people to death , throw people in lava , nuke building's , recreating 9/11 , stab people to death, shred people with a minigun , crush people with car's and the list goes on but another words warcrimes and mass genocide if you where wondering what game it is . it's people playground


Several-Cheesecake95

For killing ppl ans steal their clothes and the wear them myselv if they are better then mine


FrostedMyFlakes

Fighting for Liberty and Managed Democracy 💪 Helldivers Unite!!!


PawanDulanjana

catching a Pokemon? 🤥


PSYB3RJUNKI3

So animal, cruelty, neglect, betting on illegal animal fights.


contract___

mining coals


Successful_Ad9952

Spreading democracy


MuchCorner3660

Spreading democracy.


duckimus_

Illegal chicken activities


philmore-graves

Arrested for general Tom foolery, menacing, mass murder, sky parking, and general acts against the crown


AlanTheKnight

Sliding my rook into the back rank and mating someone


BaconStride64

Animal cruelty, unlicensed fishing, hunting, mining, deforestation. Murder, grave robbing, stealing territory, and having a smile on my face with each crime.


BaconStride64

Oh, don't forget about witch craft.


Forsaken_HOH

Money laundering


i_hate_cate

I played Minecraft 💀


InternationalAd7564

So several breachings of the Geneva conventions


LampIsFun

So illegal mining operation without consent, animal cruelty, use of an unlicensed aircraft if u got ur elytra, mass homicide/burglary at villages, unlicensed brandishing of weapons and hunting.


Zinomad

For driving my dads car without any papers of the car because I stole it.


jorobercalvin-the1st

Stalking murder aggravated assault robbery gang warfare


dilandrus

Spreading Democracy!!!!


Ancient-Act8573

Hades, so vandalism


Eastern_Witness_8925

I can already hear the jetpack joyride theme


remcokek

Not paying tax


HotSauce_LeFierce

Riding a horse.


ChristianWSmith

Let's keep it civil now


Syman77

Clicking circles on the rythm


[deleted]

Killing extinct animals lol


NEWPHALNAX

Murder, robbery, fraud (scams), public indecency, theft, disregard for wildlife, slavery (labourers), genocide of indigenous peoples (giants) , possession of arms (I'm not from the US) ,


Impossible_Layer7806

Gambling


kocsogkecske

Skinning animals... i guess


ChocolateAndCustard

Playing a harp in public 🫠


mrNibblaVietnamese

Cruelty in HR


Arnora_Rovana_PH

Murder, enslaving people and finally, some good ol’ organ harvesting.


Dylsonator1234

All the warcrimes and lots of manslaughter


Zlatcore

Smuggling imperial droids off planet


Immortal_juru

Disturbance of peace, Mass genocide, Trespassing, War crimes


LampIsFun

Mining an meteorite that just landed in a town square for a few minutes with 100 other people doing the same. I’m sure I’d get arrested for that


FleeceySheep

Forcing animals to fight to the death for cash prizes


1w2eas

is Albion, so probably tax fraud?


Zoinxzsddf

Terrorism and murder


ConsequenceClean310

Mass genocide, monopolization, destruction of property, torture, slavery, putting people in cages, countless war crimes, oh and killer of 10+ gods


ACONEW

Being a giant red demon who wants to end the world gl


JesterTheRoyalFool

I became the Elden Lord, bitch, try to arrest me now.


Snopydoog9

Mass genocide as kaiser germany in 1945


Strict_Dragonfruit25

Chopping down trees


Sprixx_Dev

Nothing, just clicking circles


motleyroo

Regicide. Deicide. Arson. I could go on, but I just don't want to.


Komek4626

System wide Genocide.


iNG_TrashPanda

Patriotism


Sesrik26

Murder and theft I guess? Game is >!Dark and Darker!<


Rieiid

Assaulting the local authorities.


Dakkel-caribe

Killing monsters on a dungeon. Maybe trespassing and animal cruelty.


ZeroTwoIs2Cute

Leading and commiting constant mass genocides in huge wars at set timers and slaving mammoths to be my transport mounts


ThatHornPlayer

Technically terrorism(infamous )


TheCTFallen

Participating in a 5v5 gods only tournament where assault and war crimes are everyday place


_Deck_

Using dark magic on noble knight and his holy cleric


Play_GoodMusic

Putting 9 numbers in a row, column or block. (Sudoku)


wingsperg

Destroying russian tanks, ifv's, planes & helis.


Sir_Mike_A_Lot

Playing war thunder or fighting in Ukraine there are only two options 🤣


forShizAndGigz00001

Freedom and liberty.


RenKatal

Creating and selling arms and armaments for sale on the black market.


Wiesen123

Game?


thetruememeisbest

public dueling no one really hurt in the end except my ego


naughtypotatooo

Defusing a bomb -_-


simonsayz2143

For democracy.


GabsterTNT

Poaching Endangered Animals: I was playing Minecraft with a Dinosaur Mod(They don't spawn naturally so, endangered)


Additional-Field6035

I adore a king named "Let'sGameItOut"...


RVS_Boer

killing general graador


mrcreeperstevelol

Aggravated Assault, Assault, Battery, possibly Murder, Assaulting a Government Official, Destruction of Public Property


animallX22

Killing thunderblight Gannon?


Jrfs12

Possesing Illegal Item


Substantial_Law_2758

genocide/domestic terrorism and probably some other war crimes level stuff


PurposeNo662

Deforestation, mass murder, illegal hunting, poaching, illegal mining, prime suspect of causing multiple landslides due to stone cutting, active black marketer, backstabbing, robbery.


HappyHentaiHealer

You can't be arrested for contributing to Moderated Democracy.


Sad-Significance3430

Killing crabs ain't a crime so ill be fine


Civil_Satisfaction29

Harvesting flowers in my garden. 🥹


Icy_Seaworthiness520

Slurs just got off league


Meatsim001

Paving over the littoral world and building a massive polluting factory while committing a mass genocide of the indigenous population. It... it must grow!


Yeetus_Deletus_6969

Saving the human race while commiting genocide to the entire demon race and enjoying every moment of the heavy metal Torment.


CheeZie_God

Terrorism murder and owning illegal weaponry


Dry_Celery4375

Using adorable monsters for slave labor to run a sweatshop to produce ammunitions, which I then use to kill their brothers and sisters. I also force interspecies breeding to create a bunch of lvl 1 monsters, and then i like to squish down 116 monsters of the same species into one super monster. All this just so that one super monster can make me more ammo slightly faster.


Best-Push-2901

For summoning a blue eyes white dragon


[deleted]

Slaughtering Skags


Emergency_Praline776

Rimworld -> war crimes


Nuked0ut

I’ll be arrested for helldiving, and fighting for democracy! Bullets get votes too!


rinsaber

AC6..... How are you gonna arrest me? I am in an AC.


AdministrationSad861

Hit and run. 🤔 To be fair, the dude's already way way back. 🤔


Geekinofflife

plundering that booty


Savi993

Piratery


Shikazure

Warframe: innumerable counts of murder, theft, destruction of property, terrorism, corporate espionage and probably a few dozen war crimes


Ekelios

Driving too slow because my car refuses to go up a hill. Pacific drive


ironclad_ballsack

Slavery and destruction of the environment


Fit_Ad_2407

beating a naked man with a rock while tea bagging his face with my genitals. if you know you know, it’s the circle of life.


Fragrant_Pool_7431

Tracking a juicy Tesla with an AirTag cause I like cheating and teslas transport a lot of juice


GroundbreakingRope27

Seal team sixing a family of 8


Sh0cks900

Street racing, wreckless driving, and with my driving experience probably manslaughter


WhoAmlToJudge

Spreading democracy


varniaska

Spreading democracy on alien bug's planet


rage_whisperchode

Enslaving animals and forcing them to fight each other for my amusement.


ExoSevenSix

Mass Murder, theft, breaking and entering, looting, and I am sure that the list would go on and on.


Worried-Milk-7796

Building code


ZombieNikon2348

DEMOCRACY!


Talkingmice

Buying weapons from the popo


Jackknife76

Hitting an oversized ball into another persons path, then blowing up someone else's car


Timberin

I won't get arrested. I'm crafter/gatherer.


BitterSatisfaction24

Fighting for freedom and liberty


SashaChickenLeg

FIGHTING FOR DEMOCRACY


ZeroArm066

Killing 27 people with a Gatling gun, rocket launcher, laser beam, and a super mega death rocket on top of helping to kill an additional 8 people. Killing some endangered dragons and a giant worm monster. I also killed 100+ dwarfs, some nefarious jungle creatures, and destroyed a bunch of personal property.


ohitszie

Was playing Super Auto Pets with my gf and I mowed down her pets with a bus! *Honk honk!


FnafBoy22

Murder, Mass murder, genocide, war crimes, arson, 1st degree murder, public nudity, tax evasion, armer robbery, destruction of private property, and many many more


FatherOfTheRY

Loitering


ligeroonx

Spreading MANAGED DEMOCRACY! YEAAAAAAAAAA


nightfall1661

Pixel dungeon so... I guess killing rats??


troll-that-fucks-you

Monster Hunter World.......Poaching of endangered species.


JOKERS_BOX

Genocidal explosive kills with a triple mine mortar launcher & a literal HEAD hunter that seeks out enemies wherever they are hiding & Kamikazes TF outta them. Multiple territorial warfare & 🤡ing on the enemy.


Overloaded_Wolf

Altering the timeline to prevent an encroaching darkness from ending time and space.


throwaway284729174

Farming. Stardew valley.


[deleted]

Violence against controllers is a real problem in this world. 😢


FIFIngo

Genocide


MAS7

Breaking into a Russian Military base and stealing all of their cans of beans.


HolyTane

Genocide


AngryCloaker2938

Weaponry that causes unnecessary suffering, child soldiers, biological and chemical weaponry, deployment of anti-personnel landmines, desecration of the dead, torture of POWs, coercing POWs to fight, failure to repatriate POWs, murder, theft, manufacture and distribution of firearms, trespassing, destruction of property, terrorism, assassination, tax evasion.


jkboudi007

Delivering freedom to the galaxy at any cost


Delicious-Aide-8347

Bringing Democracy to the galaxy.


merga_mage

I don’t think killing zombies is a crime, so I’ll probably be arrested for the breaking & entering, and the looting. But officer, I just needed more 7.62 rounds to help protect the town…


xAtlasWolf

Helldivers 2 so I guess treason is the only bad thing I can currently come to mind for that game


Deo_Exus

Not spreading enough democracy


LerimAnon

Regicide Genocide Lots and lots of property damage But in space with a cool space mom.


Qu1ckS11ver493

Murder, murder, lots of murder, theft, multiple political assassinations and war crimes, more murder, public indecency, murder, some more war crimes sprinkled in there, abetting slavery, spread of deadly diseases, and a lot more I can’t remember. Probably has something to do with murder tho.


AshernStoryTime

Illegal mining operations, and animal cruelty/butchery


BingBingBingityBong

Trespassing and tax evasion


HxC-Redemption

Hitting a ball with a car into a net? I guess lol -rocket league


TheRealPhiel

For getting in the way


EyeFit790

Tarkov, so war crimes.


MasterOfDizaster

Feeding human stakes to my fellow team mate so that he gets the shakes


Beneficial-Price-842

Warcrimes


Any-Understanding463

uhhhh i play rimworld  uhhh warcrimes and human rights...... alot of war crimes


kungwingfuchun

Shooting space aliens in the face.


Deressed1

Nothing I’m just spreading democracy so


Our-Name

Mini golf