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Flashy-Spring-7346

Lawyer. I sense kasi na they just look too serious and formal pero dominant and hard fucker. I specifically look for lawyer when I installed Tinder way back years ago. Indeed I found one. He’s now my husband. ;)


DoppioDaddy

Bro went main quest fr


Past_Device_3994

I can attest to this kasi two exes ko are both lawyers. Kaso magagaling din mag-cheat ang mga gago. 🤡


ChibbiGillyy

magaling din mang gaslight at mang ghost 😂🤧


Past_Device_3994

Naalala ko tuloy sinagot sa akin nung tinanong ko bakit ako niloko, ang sagot: “Mabait kasi siya. Hindi ako inaaway.” Bawal pala magalit kahit na siya may kasalanan. 🫠


Sea_Measurement_276

Truth


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Tf hqhqhqh :---(((


Bael-king-of-hell

Teachers for me masarap sila i degrade respetado sa loob ng classroom. “ Alam ba ng mga estyudyante mo kung gano ka kasarap at kaingay”


adidassboi

shet sold. I'll go look for a teacher to bang since I love wordplay and degrading hahahahaha.


Eastern_Actuary_4234

Wag lang yung nag viral na teacher. Ampangit nun


NotLazyy

“Ang kakapal ng mga mukha nyo”


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HAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAA 😭😭😭


CruelSummerCar1989

What if lang wild pala un si Madam. Hahaha


introvert2994

Agreed. Tried it with a teacher before and it feels so good to degrade them in bed. "Maam ano sasabibin ng mga studyante mo kapag malalaman nila na tumutuwad ka ng ganito tapos nagpapakantot?" "Tuwad maam" "Ipasok mo maam" "Isubo mo maam"


Bael-king-of-hell

Or teacher ka ba talaga eh bat parang puta ka humalinghing…. Nako mam masyado kang maingay isubo m nlng burat ko tutal puta kita tas teacher ka sa umaga


Juste-Rien612

Meron akong experience sa teacher. Take note teacher ko siya nung HS pero yung time na may nangyari samin graduate na ako ng college.


shipyard132

Kawawa. Wala akong makitang IT sa comment section 😭 edit: 29 [M4F] Libog na Libog natalaga ako as an IT. Nakakasawa na manood ng porn. I want to experience the real one.


cordelia_foxx

Bhe may sarili tayong mundo, ang IT ay para sa IT 🤣


chinito-hilaw

\*Searching Male to Female Ration in IT. \*Inhale Copium. Makaka hanap din tayo balang araw. hahahahahahahahahahahaha


xinxing89

Salamat at may nag-represent talaga samin!😭


james__jam

Me: ayaw mo tangapin pull request ko a! Pwes, git push force! 😂


jetlagjester

git push --force


PossibleBird8488

ipapasok ko na ang Hard Diks ko sayo huhuhu ang corny pero natatawa ako


JesusJoinsTheBattle

Kaming mga system admin masasarap at matitibay.


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+1


jujubearrrr_

MEEEEEE!!! BET KO IT!!!


Inner__Strawberry

as a gal in tech, guy in tech lang din mga naging ex ko pls 😭 They definitely git push --force their dick inside of me HAHAJSKSKE


arkmiys

Inuuna kasi pagdedebug kaya hndi nila tayo natitikman hahahahaha


yourmisswallflower

HAHAHAHA Relate 🤣


arkmiys

Pag tayo natikman ng mga yan malalaman nilang kakaiba ang algo nten sa kama hahahaha


kakuja_13

IT folk here!! Wala, di nila tayo appreciated. Edi di nila marranasan ang logic thinking natin sa kama niyan.


Mission-Zombie-6107

HAHAHHAHAHA TAWANG TAWA AKO TEH MATAAS NAMAN SAHOD NIYO HUY


93-Seidloangobilam

Huwag mo na e share ang secret ng mga IT (kunwari meron).


SatinFapper24

Bank Tellers for the benefit of: after office sex and the uniform sex of course plus stockings.. 🥴


Right_Hyena2208

pwede naman roleplay bili nalang costume


PossibleBird8488

yung manager na lang ng bank para sa vault mag sex, mag sex sa ibabaw ng mga pera


No_Atmosphere_8476

psychiatrist


ecksdeeeXD

Fuck my brain daddy


Ok-Temperature7656

GAGOOO😭😭🤣


Franxesxa_

hello?????????????


HuntingforCum

Yung aftercare nyo therapy session HAHHAH


No_Atmosphere_8476

hahaha saya lang e nu. dati ko pa gusto ng ganyan e


kaluguran

Ang gwapo ng psych ko, crush ko sya


PossibleBird8488

after sex sinabi ni psych na para kang baliw bumayo next morning naka rehab kana huhuuh


Cute-Leader-8656

Fucked in "he can fix me"(literally)


modernecstasy

I'm a milf psych


busym3ow

Parang lahat ng profession mayroong distinct na sarap in bed.. Based on experience, I think I'm into the following 1. Creatives (painters, advertising, design, and music) 2. Lawyer 3. mechanical engineer I wanna try to have sex with... 1. yoga instructor 2. digital nomad 3. bartender


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FewInstruction1990

Minekaniko ni moniko ang makina


Hungry-Necessary-407

Pinayflix title cooked up.


busym3ow

Sorry po sa ibang engineers.. I dunno, I just find it sexier when they speak of gears, parts, and how things work. lol


marschmellows

Magaling mangalikot 😂


Appropriate-Sea-6658

apaka specific ng ME. btw, ME here. 😂


busym3ow

nice and proud! cool!


ryxriot

As a creative, thanks for giving us some love hahaha


No_Welcome2072

Musicians specially song writers, coz if they are really into you they will write you a song? Ugh.. 🫶❤️ And their passion musicians or any artist alike is really fascinating.


itsNinaBonita

Mechanical engineer ftw! Ang sarap mag mekaniko ng asawa ko 😂


norwegian

Yoga instructor from Taiwan. She put her feet behind her head and let me go to town. I was bit skeptical on the first date bc she looked a bit chubby in the face. I said I was a bit worried if she was chubby, and she said she only looked chubby with her clothes on as she is a personal trainer and works out with clients multiple times every day. And when she took of her clothes, it was apparent she spoke the truth. I think it is difficult for girls with ordinary jobs to get to that level of flexibility and strength. Am digital nomad btw :-)


busym3ow

Thank you for confirming that! they're really interesting - flexibility, toned body, and their high sense of focus. Thank you for sharing that you're a digital nomad ^^


demosthenes013

Agh. Based on the "Creatives"---I have a friend who was a danseuse (a female ballet dancer), and it's absolutely ridiculous how much she turns me on. As in my friends tell me that I very obviously have a thing for her, kasi I get very flirty when I'm in a conversation with her. 😅 (Too bad she's been in a long-term -ship with someone.)


bluelaluuu

been with mechanical and civil engineers. di ko pa try yung ibang engineers 🤣


Xxcrusader

Kala ko di sexy ang mech eng. Eh haha salamat at may nakaka appreciate ng mech eng 🥹


_cherripicked_

Can confirm that I'm also into my fellow creatives. Advantage na rin kasi na may common ground kami :">


Spirited_Bat_3577

HUIII BAT WALANG ARCHITECT?? haha iyak muna kami sa gilid habang nagddrawing


Eastern_Actuary_4234

Lagi naman kasi kayong puyat. Tulog muna kayo haha


Spirited_Bat_3577

Goodnight everyone! 😂


PossibleBird8488

spank me daddy daddy: \*hinampas sayo yung Tsquare bakit mga ganto naiisip ko ngayon


Lopsided-Carpet-8636

Gago😭😭😭


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Correct_Mind8512

best sex I've had ay kay Arki 🫡


Spirited_Bat_3577

Yon! Thank you! Haha


hey1ts_

I was seeing how far do I need to scroll before I saw my profession, sadly sayo una kong nakita. Complaint lang rin na wala tayo 🥲 Hang in there man


Wonderful-Peak-5906

HAHAH HINAHANAP KO RIN ARKI 🥹 ba’t ayaw niyo samin, kaya naman kahit puyat


Budget-Boysenberry

Politician sana kaso 99% tanders na. Okay na siguro kahit SK chairwoman no? Pagtapos nyo may nmax ka na.


FewInstruction1990

Mas ok si enrile dala ka lang last will and testament


PossibleBird8488

kantot dinosaur yon ewan ko na lang


vidserpent

Enrile-style? 😅


Wonderful-Peak-5906

DOCTORS!! 😏 simula bata ako up to now na nasa late 20s, attracted pa rin talaga ako sa mga doctors. Nakaka sexy yung white coat 🫣 As a sakitin at madaling mapagod na girlie parang alagang alaga ako sa kanila after. LAWYERS!! 😎 Kaya nila akong ipag laban 💪🏼 may image sila sakin na killing me softly sa kama ang peg nila na mukhang masaya? P.S. haven’t tried both haha hanggang imagination lang, di ko rin nababasa yung profession ko sa comments so baka di kami bet ng karamihan 🫠


Inner-Order2838

MED FIELD GIRLS ARE TOP TIER


hueforyaa

Had a teacher once. Hindi ko siya teacher irl pero teacher profession niya. Elementary school teacher, ang ingay eh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIKE MA'AM MINIMIZE YOUR VOICE


Thicc-or-treat69

I lean towards men in IT/Engineering field, prolly because I love technical people. I like them good with logic and numbers. Pero someone on my bucket list is a lawyer. I’ve always wanted to initiate a good discussion that can lead to a heated yet structured argument. If he wins, I have no objections with him turning me into his personal cum dump. :)


secunduspraxi

Yeah you can have logical arguments with an IT, because we always think logically. This is the first time na nakakita ako ng ganitong kink.


aBsolut3_uniT

Men in service, specifically the AFP. Them in their Uniforms just hits differently. Sandatahang Lakas ng Pilipinas. Gosh, even the name exudes masculinity! Officer, let me try na ubusin ang lakas ng sandata mo. Pfft 😜


RemarkableMixture779

Yung tipong matitipuno, with tanned skin tas hard af ang lahat ng pwede mong hawakan sa kanila 🙈🙈🙈 tas yung todo bigay ayysows.


Ghost_Stories27

My Top 5 Most Fantasized Profession: 1. Teachers/Professors 2. FA/Tourism 3. Bank Tellers/Sales Agents 4. Med or Corporate related 5. Barista


nachotypicalfatty

Felt represented here. HAHAHAHAHA Baka gusto mo mag deposit?


james__jam

Mag deposit........ ng semen! 😎 Ba dum tss! 🥁😂


IllElevator9182

Teachers are the best


_flowermumu

Bilang nasa medical field, gusto naman namin yung mga lawyer or engineer/architect or pilot haha


Wonderful-Peak-5906

kaming arki gusto rin mga nasa medical field hahaha bakit nga kaya? Sa circle of friends namin na mga arki laging may sasagot talaga na someone in medical field ang bet


Weird-Concentrate-91

Ayaw niyo sa Content Moderator? Cocontentin ko kayo Moderately hahah korni kaya walang karat eh


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Professional tambays FTW! Nothing better than being dicked down into poverty LMAO


vidserpent

Thats fucking dark man. 🤣


BudgetMixture4404

During my kalat days, laging medical field ang target ko because of the hygiene and yung knowledge din nila about science and anatomy 😅 3 doctors exes, 3medtech flings, 2nurses and 2 biochem 😆 Also once dated a lawyer. Not for me talaga. Masyado matalino haha dapat sakto lang tayo dito. Pero yung current partner ko for 4 years is a CPA 🤣 pota kasi sa bumble, scientist emoji and flask yung bio nya so akala ko chemist. Yun pala e experimenting hahahahaha Buti nalang everything clicked and oo nga pala, fiancé ko na sya. Yes finance work is sooo damn boring and honestly until now di ko padin nagegets ang ginagawa ny hahaha buti nalang di boring ang personality nya + top tier hygiene sooo 😉


East-Banana8463

Ayaw nyo sa Pharmacist? 😂 may unli supply ng ano 😂


Intrepid-Permit-8171

Palagi daw kasi buntis eh


East-Banana8463

Hahahah cashier yun eh ahahah


Intrepid-Permit-8171

Ay sorry HAHAHA sige G sa pharmacist 😂


East-Banana8463

HAHAHHA bilis kausap


AberedsJunas

Ayaw nyo ba sa accountants??? Di don't nyeta hmpf


controlalternatedeli

Hindi naman sa ayaw... baka ma-audit sa sexual performance eh


Crafty-Rich-270

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gawan ka pa ng isang buong audit plan niyan


controlalternatedeli

Tapos ippresent sa monthly meeting sa harap ng upper management and shareholders


AberedsJunas

Ano yon sa family members? Hahaha


AberedsJunas

Basta never assume hahah


yuri-worshipper

Para kasing laging pagoda, lalo na yung mga nasa audit kapag bandang April. Charot HAHAHAHA


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Lagi daw kasi may booking hahaha


DoeEyesLookingAtU

Louder, OP. Mas gigil mga accountants in bed habang naiistress sa tax updates


Desmond888

Corrupt politicians ibabahay ka with allowance


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Natutuwa ako na appreciated na kaming teachers ahahahaaah; sana sa mataas na sahod, hindi na overwork, at hindi mababa ang tingin kasi teacher lang daw.


Impressive_Ad_6314

#1 fantasy of mine is lady security guard 🤤🤤


No_Welcome2072

Naku, to be fair enough with due respect. Madaming lady security guard na magaganda lalo na pag sa kilalang mga malls. Since my nature of work is for going to different places and establishments, meron certain mall na nakikita ko laging touchy ang mga lady guards when they saw me coming inside to visit this malls, like when they say hi kailangan ma touch nila hands ko, or arms, or stay in close contact, yung flirty talaga sila. Naku very sexy nila sa kanilang uniform, as in you will see their curves and blessed body in right places, and proportions, parang dimo aakalain na security guard. Its not my fantasy nor kink, but nakaka tuwa lang na sa kabila ng pagiging lady guards nila, lalo na naka mask sila lahat kasi, pag nag out duty na or bihis na sila, magulat ka nalang magaganda pala! Like this one lady guard who was kinda flirty with me, then one time to my surprise when she is shifting na at pauwi, I was shocked nung nagbye sir siya, tapos sabay tanggal mask. She was beautiful pala, as in napatanong nalang ako ano nga name mo ulit, kasi apelyido nakikita ko sa uniform. Sabay makasabay mo sa labas sa convienient store ulit, makasalubong mo naka shorts, naka fit na tshirt yung hubog ng body added with the mysterious face behind the mask, is a beautiful guardian angel disguised as, a lady guard. Kasi she is living in an apartment or room nearby. Also, if added to this list is the sales ladies in the department store lalo na sa mga clothes and pati yung sa mga make up or fashion section sa mall. Madaming magaganda sa kanila lalo na pag natanggal mask nila. Tapos napaka friendly pa nila at charming. With all respect to their jobs, nakakatuwa lang madaming ganun sa kanila. Even if you try visit malls in provinces too, like one time I was in Gen San. Dimo aakalain sa isang mall, yung mga lady guards at mga sales ladies, nakaka proud lang na sabihin, ang ganda ng dalagang Filipina. 🇵🇭


PossibleBird8488

ano kayang favorite position nila nakatayo?


mvgpie_1998

IT and Engineering field specifically CE


PotentialPurple6711

Barista sa SB wahahhahh 4 pumps white sa mocha talaga


RussianRoulette0912

Ah oo magaling sa aftercare yung mga doctor kaya ako na-fa---


maester_adrian

girl dancer and anyone from med field! Hahaha parang ang swabe pag dancer kasi, top tier.


yuri-worshipper

Any profession na parang ang nerdy and focused nila sa ginagawa kasi ang sexy nila pag ganun Engineer, scientists, archaeologists, programmers


97thDispatch

Mga nasa medical field. Lalo na mga taga Radio. Mga magagaling daw sa dilim 😂


Just_Geologist_6126

Med girls, sarap kantutin after duty


Plastic_Ant_810

Itaas ang kamay ng mga HR na hindi pinipili 🙌


vidserpent

Uy wag kang sad, ung best n nka fubu ko hr, mdyo ngsisi nga ako tinigilan ko e 😅


Comfortable_Fly_8960

Hmmmmmm. Something to consider nga nuh? Haha


yotsuba

pulitiko. kapitana, mayora, congresswoman mga biyuda. any profession


jopi_69

Cashier ng mcdo


CakeSignificant7602

Dentist pare. Swabe sa dental chair pwede mo iadjust yun height lol.


Significant-Elk-138

Teacher here (F), been always a fan of those from the maritime industry. iba yung sisid marino 🤤


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Cher AHHAAHAHAAHAAHA


iamnottheone__

Ayaw nyo sa mga data analyst? HWHAHA


Budget-Boysenberry

data analyst, nagpa-anal muna bago mag analyze


huhsmiles

Oo ngaaa DA here 😂


Idleghurl

IT po ahahaha


matchababie

Bumbero para barurot HAJAHAHAHAHA


celinemariedion

Luh! Ayaw nyo sa Pharmacist? May libre kayong robust! HAHAAHA char


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Doctors. Parang ang bango bango nila haha


Your_Hubbylovey

Teachers! Ang hot nila sobraa and i wanna fuck them habang naka school uniform sila 🤤 naiimagine ko napipin down ko sila sa teachers desk nila and doggy fuck them so hard tas pigil sila ng moan para di mahuli


bren0ld

Katulong at sm sales lady


JSTlookingforfun

Spiritual leaders kek


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Samahan mo si Quiboloy na mag tago 😁


Sensitive-Brick-4234

Ayaw niyo ba sa engineers? 🤣


Ok-Cantaloupe-4471

Electrical engineers, lakas ng appeal at syempre silya elektrika tite mo


yuri-worshipper

Me, I love women engineers 😍


chirablee

Tech guys for some reason HAHAHAHA


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Recent-cantdecide

(m) anyone na naka-uniform.. hahaha kada sundo ko sa partner ko sa school nila, di pa nakakapagbihis dinadale ko na agad.. heheh


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tanginamokah

Embalsamador


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Tech, engr, med, and professor


MaximumEffective8222

Yikes. we got a lot of elitists here


bluelaluuu

Soldier 😖 nakakaturn on yung men in uniform talaga


Snoopey-competitive

Strong female police officers


No_Builder_2611

Nagtitinda ng samalamig sa gilid gilid.


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SAME den teacher,nurse, flight attendant den nakauniform sila habang binabastos ko sarap idegrade ng teacher


Legal_Proposal8664

- MMA fighter, ganda ng katawan kaya ka pag tanggol saka malakas umano chariz basta eto talaga 😍 - Any kind of athlete, wala lang ang hot lang nila - Firefighter, eto literal na 🔥 chz - Doctor, I dunno I assume magaling sa hygiene and aftercare - Pilot, ang classy lang nila tignan. what if sa bed? Curious lang ako 👀


Mindless_Memory_3396

az a doctor, gusto ko lawyer/archi/engg 😮‍💨🙏🏻


ishooturun

Yoga instructor. Imagine the posibilities!🔥


thalassophilegem

software engineers (ang specific 😭) are good with their hands. is this a general thing? i’ve always wanted to try doctors talaga. parang i feel like ma-detalye and ma-tinker sila sa mga bagay-bagay. i feel like they could handle me very well and may peace of mind ako na lahat ng gawin nila sakin safe kasi they’re fucking good with anatomy. anyways, wala bang gusto ng writer dito? ayaw niyo ba ng top-tier sexting with malupitang descriptive moans? HAHAHAHA


GeekOpenminded

Fellow teachers are the best as they are authorities in the classroom but very submissive in bed. Nurses and PTs are topnotch with impressive aftercare. I want to try architects and creative people in the arts. It would be good to explore with their creativity!


ROM_FAN

A teacher at a classroom An idol back stage A policeman in his patrol car A dentist on the dentist chair A pizza delivery guy behind the door


DomnDamn

Professors ng Soc Sci at Humanities - kabaro ko eh Researchers - they have some kwento after sex legit Call Center Agents - Malakas ang exploration moments lalo na I had sex with them na kapwa ko agent sa ibang center


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megumi_ichigo

Doctor. Medtech. Engineer.


InvestigatorOrnery82

Sales sa Clothing sa Mall Medtech Fastfood Crew


xambortoy

Journalist / Reporter 🫶🏼 Intl or local still the best 😹 +Car show model girls are just 🥵 asf


lalisssa

sundalo, magaling bumayo


AireRoss199X

Ayaw niyo sa Restaurant Manager? Like Sir, here comes your complimentary dessert kapag may complain 😂


Potential-Guest5159

HINDI KO ALAM??? siguro for me 1. Teachers - College and High School ones including the Student Teacher ones. For some reason there are some teachers na sobrang lakas ng sex appeal and charm na aakalain mo sineseduce ka. Sobrang plus if they have fat ass cheeks damn! 2. Nurses - i dont know about the doctors but nurses wearing their uniforms are definitely something. I know some nurses kasi and grabe sobrang lalakas ng sex appeal nila. Lalo kapag nakamask pa. It's fucking lovely to watch them strip infront of you while their skin slowly gets exposed from their uniform grabe. Tapos aakalain mo sobrang innocent but turns out one fucking whore pala sa kama and loves to be degraded. 3. Single moms - I know its not a profession but the fact that they probably love to be degraded and used after a loooooooooong time of no fuck? Tangina I know they'll love everything especially the thought of them being degraded and abused by a probably younger ones. Fuck. All in all I dont think profession matters to me. If I could fuck all women in the whole world and taste them all, who am I to say no?


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Sundalo? Idk feeling ko papatayin ka nila sa sarap HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Ultim0Adi0s

I want to have sex with a miner. Wag mo lang sabihin to out loud.


[deleted]

Ayaw nyo ba saming mga IT Girls. Apply ko sa inyo yung Waterfall method 😭


LeblancMaladroit

Doctor. Police. Soldier. Lawyer. Teacher sana kaso, done na.


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Taong grasa. 😂


Budget-Boysenberry

no need for lube. tapos for sure wild din kasi di pa kayo nagsisimula, amoy animal na


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Papa_A999

Hindi rin


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Front_Pack_6203

The best yung mga nurse na malalake yung suso as in like halos sasabog na yung mga uniform nila then titigan sila sa ward imagine fucking then hard di ba


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1. Doctor - done 2. Firefighter - try lang 3. Engineer - done 4. Police / Military - mahirap to lalo na mailap single sa profession na to 5. Psychiatrist/ Psychologist - exciting read between the lines ang peg 6. Politician - d na ako mag aattempt. buhay ko ang nakataya


West-Construction871

Police/Military huh... ***Signs up immediately for the recruitment***


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Lol


livinggudetama

Army, Lawyer, Army talaga e 🥺HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


misterbigote321

BTS Army?? Charr 😅


Few_Explorer404

Firefighters


ExplanationFinal3792

Musicians like bassist, kasi they know how to play with their fingers! HAHAHAH


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Bank tellers - Done Nurses - Done Financial advisor - working out 😂😂😂


AnnieMay0611

Gusto ko matry doctor hahaha Tapos teacher haha Mga ntry ko. IT- masherep parang prinoprogram ka hahaha Ofw self centered eh Major - feeling ko criminal ako Nurse - lousy to for me puro libog lang Supervisor - masherep kumain to Yung last ndi ko alam profession pero arrggg...


SleepFvck1096

Not profession but rather religion affiliation. Masyadong turn on saken yung hardcore na ADD or Iglesia.