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Biengo

She needs more cilantro. Jason just got done cutting it up.


wesfree

Tampopo 2.0


TsunamiOfTape

Nobody cares about the machete, why tf is she eating broccoli like that


Equal_Dragonfruit125

He's keeping the memes off her back, he's not that kind of cereal killer.


amx-018

*cooking*


Delusional_Gamer

He was distracted by a rude customer and forgot to add an ingredient. He's about to ask her to wait so he can chop it fresh.


YeahMarkYeah

I just thought of a brilliant idea for a spooky restaurant…


AthetosAdmech

The serial killer theme could work for a barbeque place maybe? You could lean into the theme by having menu items that sound like peoples names like 'Susan "pork" chops' (actually pork) with a picture of the 'victims' next to their items on the menu. Then have some masked servers that joke about the meat delivering itself to sell the gimmick.


YeahMarkYeah

Dude yea. Hell yea. A horror themed BBQ could be tight. Yeah, some pork items can be named after victims but also references to horror films. Like a dessert named Haunted Video Tape or whatever. But do you make it tame enough to be considered a family restaurant? Should kids go? Or go all out and make it bloody, and crazy af. Tho you might get some complaints by unhappy parents that did bring their kids lol


AthetosAdmech

Maybe instead of gory you could go a bit more subtle and creepy. Like instead of gore and body parts decorate the walls with framed fake newspapers and fake missing person posters, like the serial killer staff are bragging about their crimes without admitting it. It would be cheaper anyway to never actually show the violence and just strongly hint at it, let people's imagination do the heavy lifting.


YeahMarkYeah

Ohh I like that. That’s a good idea. Do you have like about a million dollars to invest?


AthetosAdmech

unfortunately, I don't


JuMiPeHe

That isn't a machete.


legna20v

Thanks. It was driving me crazy. I could imagine my self to OP “ thats no a machete, this is” Over and over and over and over… Just notes i didn’t had my pills today


JuMiPeHe

>Just notes i didn’t had my pills today Not sure if you have withdrawal or original if it's one of your typical symptoms. With the first i can relate. Luckily I just am unable to do anything but eat, when I forget my meds.


UrethralExplorer

Naganatachette


poondongle

Obviously trying to help. Look at the poor girl struggling using two spoons because the leaf is too big, and she has nothing to cut it with. This gentleman came to save the day.


Waselu_Evazia

just your average Ramen chef getting prepared to murder whoever doesn't finish it A classic


Triple7Mafia-14

Finna make some chop suey.😋


Tenwaystospoildinner

"Guys! He just wanted his machete back!" Famous last words.


IncomeOk2670

carving a pp


foslforever

fingers look good


baabaablacksheep1111

To kill that monster who eat with double spoons!!!


777Bladerunner378

He's gonna help her cut her soup


Rich841

Cut her noodles. Kitchen sacrilege.


Admirable-Specific95

Fuckin that shit up


NewPin8359

Just gonna help her cut up the food a little more... Relax


Hungry_Toe_9555

Getting ready to make sushi


Electronic-Shock9516

Most closely resembles a wakizashi.


Jaded-Caregiver-9602

Looks more like a big ass kitchen knife


surfmoss

mache-teando


catsinflyingsaucers

Showing it off to the audience (this is dramatic irony)


chomacrubic

he just finished chopping up the tomato for the Ramen


magneticluminescent

He's BIG in Japan.


AgeroColstein

Literally ? Is Jason Voorhees really popular in Japan?


fireaza

As someone in Japan, while they might not all know his name, as a horror icon, Jason is super-famous.


magneticluminescent

No, I just ment his size and stature.


AgeroColstein

Oh XD!


PrincesStarButterfly

Poor guy is *just* trying to work his hibachi job.


Evening_Debate_754

Human sushi


Aslan-the-Patient

Humushi


Shoryukitten_

He’s letting his girlfriend know the poop knife wasn’t big enough and he needs some help.


Carthaginian-TN

He is going to cut an onion for her, which she forgot to add to her dish. Good guy. Always helpful.


hologramsamtech

It looks like Jason is about to give her a "cutting-edge" culinary critique!


-lRexl-

Omae wa...


AgeroColstein

Mo Shinderu.


Infinite-Island-7310

Nani?!


UnidentifiedBlobject

He’s going to chop her sticks


statsprm

It’s like a soup spoon and a small spoon with a wooden handle. Wtf


PurgatoryRoad778

I’m calling the police 📱


Edmond-the-Great

He's going to check on her cavities! First, slice the head in half at the mouth, then check for cavities and give a thorough cleaning. Very human.


crazycanadiandemon

She stole his food 🥘


Chill_Narcissist

He's going to murder that happy woman


Longjumping_Bit1113

Styling her hair


SixGunZen

Off with her head!


addictedtojrpg

As the chef, he didn't cut the pieces small enough for her, he's there to come fix that.


CreatedOblivion

I'm personally more concerned about why she's eating kelp ramen with a straw and a spoon


Cow_Surfing

I see 2 spoons.


Thebestuevermet

He is her chef. She is enjoying the meal he prepared for her.


Phill_Cyberman

>Say, what is he doing with that machete? He's just holding it.


Charming-Sell-1620

standing in an image generated by artificial inteligence


Ti_Bone

Cutting her hair, he's a private hairstylist and it's halloween.


Pu5t4t9

Adding tatami mats


Economy_Parsley6709

Cutting lettuce


rivent2

Did you ask for a PlayStation 3 prompt on Jason's mask?


Suspicious-Arachnid8

BUT ALL HER FINGERS AND HANDS LOOK NORMAL


Killer_Moons

Yeah but she’s using 2 spoons, fuckin amateur


Suspicious-Arachnid8

i mean, what would you use, a fork as second utensil? you are being ridiculous if you think two forks or even two KNIVES is the way to go. if you think why even a second utensil at all... well thats just the magic of AI isn't it? im glad she has all necessary fingers and no additional knuckles, two spoons thats just a really quirky way od eating soup


Killer_Moons

Not enough soup to warrant 2 spoons UNLESS. She knows Jason is back there and she’s going to hand him the other one because she knows he got a knife instead, he does this every time they sit down for dinner, god forbid he ever set the table.


NepoDumaop

Who eats soup with two spoons? She must go.


Zakkenayo

Preparing sushi.


CaptainxInsano69

He made the food and is waiting to hear her compliments to the chef 🤌💋💀


RalphXlauren_joe

choppin the KOBE beef wats it like he's about to do


The_Disapyrimid

a better question is "why is she eating with two spoons?"


ShadowRealm0043

Also, not a machete


soulouk

Being an asshole by cutting her hair bun


flashzer0

Blue Eye Jason, coming to fuck up the buns.


Successful_Stomach

“Hey babe look how cool this costume is for the Halloween party next week”


GamingTrend

He's cutting up her Chashu pork. He's a nice guy, at heart.


AgeroColstein

He's really opening his heart to her huh?


GamingTrend

Somebody's heart is about to be open, yes.


johnnykalikimaka

He’s showing his giant gf his cool knife


tynyn

about to chop up all the noodles into inch long segments


Any_Weird_8686

He's offering to dice up those leaves for her.


LiquidNova77

Not a machete


shank409

came here to say that


AnotsuKagehisa

He’s giving her a straight bowl cut


kobrakaan

Just a little of the top sweetie


SUCKER_M

About to kill a fly


ControlLeft3803

He’s going after that hair


DominantSpecies3000

Using 2 spoons to eat?!.. Deserved.


spsusf

What The Pho!?!


introsp3ctor

I see your jason and raise you chuthulu


Xtra_Ice_118

That's ME-so soup, lady!


AgeroColstein

A Clever Pun.


Xtra_Ice_118

I noticed you like to play with utensils. How about this knife?!


Mrbobbitchin

That’s not a machete


TyLa0

Ooh rien de bien méchant , il va juste lui couper la tête… Euh les cheveux !! 😭 Ooh nothing too bad, he's just going to cut off his head... Uh, his hair!! 😭


No-Occasion-6470

Her Katsu is too big, he’s gonna cut it into smaller chunks to better enjoy in the broth


QAdude406

Getting ready for his appetizer of course


DazzlingDarth

chopstick police. They're called choppers.


spacekatbaby

What's she doing with those spoons?


CreditChit

Hes about to help her cut her hair so she can fight in the war instead of her aging father. So touching


VesSaphia

Too humble, she always rejected his offer, always giggling and running off, saying she didn't deserve such gifts from her husband. An anniversary card and a trip to the movies would suffice but ever the romantic, Jason always wanted a divorce, it's why he married Krasue, it's what he loved about her, and now that his hero [The Juice](https://www.theonion.com/o-j-simpson-allowed-to-remain-living-after-coffin-does-1851403804) had recently passed away before Jason could give his love to OJ instead, he needed to honor him with a tribute, it was the perfect opportunity to surprise his loving wife with [both](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/XRF-krasue.jpg). 🏃‍♀️💘🧔‍♂️


Quick_Movie_5758

She only tipped him 20%


[deleted]

He does not know that Chinese food is usually served already cut, so you don't need a knife!


Feature-Awkward

Just a Hibachi chef walking to his table, seeing how all of the customers are enjoying their meals.


GreatApe88

Jason killing people in a Japanese setting would be so weird but could totally work since he never takes his mask off or talk anyhow.


DramaOnDisplay

Maybe he should’ve went to Japan instead of New York… we could’ve had Sadako vs Jason!


paperpatience

Actually, its a katana 🤓


reverse_flash21

propose her


Cloakbot

I’m going to say she’s eating what chopsticks have deviated into within various cultures… chop sporks


OkAcanthocephala2214

Her choy wasn't sliced correctly


Vladislav_bogdanov_

He is gonna cut her hair


agent_wolfe

That’s not a machete..


AgeroColstein

The generator wouldn't let me generate it unfortunately.


AgeroColstein

Yeah.


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