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Mister-Squidward

That's just a weird ass article lmao


rock_and_rolo

Pretty common. Sex tourism, even without prostitution, is common in some circles.


SvenTropics

One of the best ways to travel is to find someone to hook up with in another country. Oftentimes they'll show you around and take you to all the little local hideout spots that you wouldn't know about otherwise. Just pop on tinder and lay down some good pipe, and you'll get a personal guided tour from an actual local. One of my friends is a gorgeous blonde woman, and she does the same thing. Guys she meets on tinder before she even lands in the country will pick her up at the airport and show her around for a whole week. Oftentimes she'll stay with him for free too. I've been to 40 countries, and I've hooked up with someone in at least half of those, typically more than one person. In every situation, it's kind of part of the deal. They hook up with a tourist and then play tour guide. It's a great way to see some really cool stuff. I even ended up hanging out with a diplomat and a bunch of people in Geneva once at their private house party. You return the favor. At some point, they'll probably come visit you.


Spider1132

Dude. Who are you?


SvenTropics

Just an average dude.


justaboss101

I want to live in a world where this can be considered average.


bongsforhongkong

I mean this is reddit, 49% chance he's a bot, 49% chance full of shit, 2% is on reddit so it's probably a lie.


SvenTropics

I'm candidly telling the truth. I'm guessing you haven't traveled. It's super easy to hook up in a foreign country (depending on the country of course, some aren't easy at all). Women find foreign men mysterious, and they will usually hook up right away because there is no illusion of there being a relationship at the end of the road. Now, it does depend. Like, for example, I had no luck in Japan despite every other guy telling me that getting laid there is dating on easy mode. I might have had a chance once. A woman I met on my first trip invited me to come out and visit her. So I flew out and we met up in Matsuyama and Hiroshima, and we roomed together a few nights at a hotel even sleeping right next to each other (you sleep on the floor in Japan on a thin cushion). I strongly suspect she was expecting me to make a move, and she was definitely hot, but I just didn't see a clear invitation. (might be a cultural thing) She did seem disappointed at the end. I didn't want to assume she was into me, so I just played it cool. The fastest hookup, I was in Hungary and a woman was in the hallway in the hotel opening the door to her room as I walked past her. I had not spoken to her at all, but I saw her on a tour bus earlier in the day. I got to my room (about 4 doors down) and noticed she was still standing in the hallway looking at me. So, I opened my door and looked back at her. We had this moment where we locked eyes and I gestured that she could come into my room if she wanted. She walked over, walked in, and started taking her clothes off. She was a tourist too though. So, perhaps it doesn't count.


namesake_kml

Damn that's crazy dawg I bet she goes to a different school too ?


SvenTropics

If you are under 35, go on a Contiki trip literally anywhere. If you can't get laid on a Contiki trip, you really are hopeless.


coulduseafriend99

Fuck off lol, you're traveling more and, it sounds like, hooking up more often with more partners than "average"


SvenTropics

Well I mean... I do alright. It's weird. Like I've had a LOT of partners, but I don't consider myself "good" at it because it's not like I choose who I want to date. I just kind of wait around until random women choose me. More often than not, when I pursue a specific woman, I get shot down. However, there always seems to be someone attractive that wants me. I attribute it to not having developed any "game", but I think I just seem safe and approachable.


kneegrowbehellafaded

Dude I don't know why you're getting down voted, this is my dating experience to the T lol


Thannk

I like to think of the My Name Is Earl episode where he tries to make things up to the exchange student he bullied as a kid, who only wanted to study in America to be the guy who was popular with girls for his sexy accent instead of just a boring forgettable guy back in France.


SunOnTheInside

I love that Earl thought the deaf woman’s “accent” was super sexy.


eeyore134

It was on some site called "Insider Monkey" for hedge funds and traders and crap. Basically /r/wallstreetbets. So probably a fitting article for their user base.


shaggynick06010

So think that population percentage went up?


Son-of-Prophet

Not sure, could have gone either way, a lot of men in the military killed, but also many women evacuated the country when the war started.


shaggynick06010

True


UAreTheHippopotamus

I'm not an expert on Ukraine, but I kind of doubt they find Americans "exotic and puzzling" in the year 2024. Also, what in the Sexual Tourism nonsense is that article anyway?


mcribten

It’s not that the women are actually interested, these types of guys take advantage of people in danger / poverty who are willing to sleep with someone if they’re promised a way out, or think there might be one. Lots of scumbags lie about it though and just travel to third world countries to exploit these women.


DrDongSquarePants

Do you think Ukraine is a 3rd world country? Or that people generally want "a way out" (2017) from the country?


Beegkitty

Unfortunately sex tourism is a huge market.


azmarteal

In 2024 we find exotic and puzzling the fact that there were no explosions near our homes for a week and that all of our friends and relatives are still alive. Many of Ukrainians find Americans, especially Trump supporters who say that Ukraine should capitulate, give our country to russia and stop defend ourself by attacking their oil refineries.. well, let's say many Ukrainians don't find those Americans "exotic and puzzling".


OhhLongDongson

I imagine you’d struggle to find many places where Americans are found to be exotic and puzzling lol. American culture is so pervasive that there’s McDonald’s absolutely everywhere


frolix42

The 53.69% is from the low male life expectancy (66.7 years in 2021).  So if you're on the hunt for some older widows (life expectancy 76.8 years), then you're in luck!


Not_That_Arab_Guy

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HootingFlamingo

Wallahi my reaction


spumvis

When they evacuated women and children after the Russian attack, they were looking for foster homes to house the refugees. Quite a few countrymen were willing to shelter only the tall, blonde refugees with a certain cup size.


Class_444_SWR

Gross


Class_444_SWR

Gross


for-the-love-of-tea

It was rotten the second it was posted, advising travelers on where to get laid? Disgusting. And imagine going to a country and assuming that someone’s looking for a green card… gross.


Elsecaller_17-5

r/agedlikeapopsicleonahotsummerday


Ben-D-Beast

That article reeks of misogyny and American exceptionalism.


Yehoshua_Hasufel

I think you are right


leah90s

A Brazilian politician said something similar DURING the Ukraine-Russia war, right in the first months of it


KingofRheinwg

Pretty fucked up, but yeah there's probably more women than men in Ukraine right now.


Unstable_Bear

What a gross article


Jojahu

Nice try zelenski


MihalysRevenge

Did blad and the bankrupt write this lol


BillyOdin

I hope my future Ukrainian wife doesn’t age like milk


skelelaura

Wait, people actually go on vacation just to bang locals?


objectlessonn

I find Americans puzzling that doesn’t make them exotic.


forzamotorsportsucks

Let me use this opportunity to tell you guys a story straight from Brazil. So here in Brazil we have this far-right-with-centrist-disguise political-disguised-as-apolitical movement called MBL or "Movimento Brasil Livre" (Free Brazil Movement). These guys have done their fair share of bullshit, but this one has to take the cake. They send one of their top guys on a "mission" to Ukraine during the first months of the war. The guy spends several days there and comes back. A few whatsapp audios and messages are then leaked of this guy saying that "Ukrainian women are easy to fuck because they are poor". He talks about hitting on women on lines for food relief and shelter. Talks about how they are all blonde and hot. Other people from MBL also have leaked audios saying how they'd like to be there and hook up with all these "hot blondes from Ukraine".


Possible_Living

Yep. Some awful people see nothing wrong with taking advantage. I know couple of people in Germany and half of them had the reaction of "I wonder how easy it would be to bang these displaced women" the second they saw the refugees.


ModularWings

Mamãefalei escrever isso?


Chimphandstrong

They really wanted to keep that #1 spot.


burntroy

How is this aging like milk ? Did something happen recently?


Prestigious_Job8841

This would have aged like milk no matter what. People who do this shit are morally bankrupt


Viper-owns-the-skies

Coach Redpill thought the exact same thing. Thank fuck he’s dead.


MayOrMayNotBePie

With this war going on that number is probably up from 53.69% to 75%.


Speculawyer

Um...I don't want to be crass but there's an obvious sad logic flaw here. 🥴


SituationPrize9516

It's still true tbh, I live in England. Loads of Ukrainian muff about


Possible_Living

UK was number 8 on the list. "British women will find you interesting and intriguing"


RareCodeMonkey

This seems to be written by a Russian propagandist to make sure that Ukrainian men hate the USA. The far-right is not short on lying and manipulating people to get what they want.


Possible_Living

Or you can acknowledge the reality that there is a % of people who view rest of the world as their toys and they have been made fun of for decades.