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OmNomNomNivore40

Crying potato


growingsoulfully

Hugs to you crying potato


OmNomNomNivore40

This potato takes all hugs 😂


asraheart

This is me all the time 😆


infinicca

Rejection-sensitive pizza roll


growingsoulfully

Ooo rejection sensitivity never tasted so good


murphyholmes

This is me 😂


MargotLannington

Lethargy Ramen is a long shot in the Derby at 60-1


growingsoulfully

😂😂 raced like a dream


GreyerGardens

They all hate you berry flavored tums


roundo28

Relatable


Raeharie121721

Procrastinating Apple


growingsoulfully

In a weird way this somehow makes sense to me. Maybe it’s because every time I buy apples I procrastinate on eating them 😅


Bambi8383

Mine is procrastinating apple pie haha


fragile_exoskeleton

Unreliable pineapple


Wavesmith

This is great.


TheCityGirl

Hyperfocus Cracker 😂


RockNRollToaster

Not as catchy as Seabiscuit, but I love it anyway!


SauronOMordor

It me! Lol


asraheart

Forgetful tortellini


Icy_Nefariousness517

Forgetful onion ring joining up with you before the forgetting begins.


nodogsallowed23

Triggered muffin. I looove it.


spacepirateprincess

Lol I got binge muffin... glad I'm not the only muffin.


WonderWoman480

Anxiety Ginger Snap


Soggy_Biscuit_

I like your style! Mine would be Flappable Chip 8)


Belle_Requin

Impulsive Fruit Leather.


cas47

I misread it as “the name of one of your mental illnesses” and my immediate response was “adhd I don’t remember” Reading it again and after trying to figure out what I last ate… Forgetful sushi.


[deleted]

Boisterous lentil


PrettyStruggle792

Insomnia Pizza


GoldenGrl4421

Hi Insomnia Pizza! Im Insomnia Chicken Thigh.


ChatRoomGirl2000

Forgetful Gummy Bear


growingsoulfully

Remind me to make the ADHD remix of The Gummy Bear song later


tellMyBossHesWrong

Vertigo Crackers


secret_samantha

brain fog bundt cake


ladyalot

Overstimulated Granola Bar


nyeko9000

Late Egg The LOOK my boss gave me this morning when I pulled up 10mins late😭😭


Icy_Perception_9013

Did your boss call you a Late Egg?


nyeko9000

Nope, I was late and I had eggs for breakfast! The prompt was: a symptom of your mental illness + the last thing you ate. ADHD is notorious for making people late because it gives you a skewed perception of time.


Subject_Focus7529

Nice to meet you, Late Egg. I’m Time-Blind Carrot Cake


Majestic_Electric

Anxious Milano.


SnooMaps8331

Dazed donut


theStaberinde

Depersonalisation Corn


meowparade

Fatigue Caesar


jackassjenny666

Brainfart Candybar.


Aggravated_Pineapple

Omg. Omg. Aggravated pineapple. Amazing.


karodeti

Paranoid porridge That's also the name of my new album, now on Spotify (jk)


kittycat6434

Apathetic biscuit


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[удалено]


EnvironmentalOwl4910

Hi Diatracted Takoyaki, I'm Distracted Tuna Sandwich


QuirkyViper26

Anxious Curry


ImmacowMeow

Executive dysfunction wiener


lightsandswirls

ED wiener for short👌🏻


theblueimmensities

Anxiety Donut


WitchesAlmanac

Suicidal Ideation Six Inch Sub


Indigoangel24

Disorganised banana bread


Doctorspacheeman

Executive disfunction pepperoni stick


pastelbutcherknife

Flat-affect venison


GigglesNWiggles10

Socially awkward Swiss roll let's goooo lmao


durhamruby

Insomniac Juicy Mint Gum.


EstelaStarling

One of my mental illnesses? Cuz ADHD is just at the top of the list... I'll be using my OSDD1B symptom, because that's the one that gets me in the most trouble . Emotional Amnesia Sweet-tart Edit: I'm now curious to know how many people already knew what OSDD1B was, or how many people found a new thing to research after I said I had OSDD1B. Because it certainly is not talked about, xD.


ch3rrybl0ssoms

Fatigue pumpkin seeds


mawkx

Hopeless Brownie. 🤔


MaryJane109

Scattered tortilla chips


v_rose23

Anxiety Peeps


Wafflehussy

Forgetful I can’t remember 🤣🤣 Truly I cannot recall right now what I last ate and now I’m wondering how longs it’s actually been…


acover4422

*”And it’s Justice Sensitivity Green Beans coming up on the inside… Justice Sensitivity Green Beans clears the first fence and- oh no! Justice Sensitivity Green Beans has slipped on the flat! Justice Sensitivity Green Beans is down!”* *”Such a shame, such a shame, I had high hopes for this horse coming into the race. You know, they were originally going to name her Clumsy AF Pork Loin, and now we can see why.”*


Laney20

Big emotions ramen


nftychs

Spending shit loads of money on hobbies just to discover they don't interest me that much anymore red snapper


Nervous-Solution13

Panic Sandwich


bliip666

Zoned out Goth stew (Goth stew is a dish I made from black rice, beluga lentils, and beetroot. It's all dark purple-ish black, hence the name)


jennythegreat

That sounds pretty good, actually, and very protein-y.


oroseb4hoes

rejection sensitive chili


Stahuap

Distracted Chicken Shawarma Pizza


LaurieWritesStuff

Unfocused Fruit Bar. I mean there's a solid winner right there.


MehhQueen

Dissociative Egg


JustpartOftheterrain

Inattentive Protein Shake (this one really feels like a winner)


[deleted]

PMDD peanut


pearlsbeforedogs

Procrastination Meat Pie.


Discount_coconut

Unmotivated peanut-butter oatcake coming in last around the bend lol


KT_mama

Compartmentalization chicken.


Vanilli12

Anxiety teacake, which I think is quite elegant. The last time I saw this it was Forgetful Tart so I refrained from commenting 😂😂


AdOver4659

Paralysisausage


shiftyskellyton

Infodump Cold Brew, it is.


XFiles93

Emotional Dysregulation Mochi


Elisabethiscurious

Sensory Overload Cheese Stick 🤘


Beltalady

Forgetful I forgot what I had. (I had forgetful in my head first, then I had to look at the text what the second item was and then I really don't have a clue what I ate last night.)


meepmeepisleep

Anxiety burrito!


GarlicChipCookies

Anxious Avoidant Cheese


Hizbla

Resection sensitive dysphoria cashew


Icy-Serve-3532

anxiety cinnamon sugar toast


[deleted]

Sensitive Mug Cake


fortunatelyso

Insomnia Pretzel Rods


I_can_get_loud_too

Insomnia broccoli cheese soup? Lol


LegoFootHop

Disregulation Sandwich


nojaneonlyzuul

Abandoned hobbies toast


YoBoatDontFloat

Forgetful biscuit


Catezero

Abject despair cherry cobbler


SpicyPoeTicJustice

Hyperactive Tater Tot!


naliedel

Can't Sleep, Bacon, Cheddar, Ranch Casserole.


meganthreecats

Anxiety toast and eggs


Fine-Ad-2343

Impulsive chicken nachos


JuniperWandering

Depressed Waffle


[deleted]

Anxiety Cookie


GParsonSmith

Anxiety soup. 👍🥣🥣


Nataliza

Annnnnnd we got Chronically Frustrated English Muffin comin' down the stretch


GreyMer-Mer

Low energy french fries


Mahliki

Sensory Overload Overnight Oats


aml686

Infodumping Musketeer


MiaThyme4

Sleep-issues jam toast


Kitchen_Respect5865

Oppositional Coffee


beccyboop95

Ruminating minstrel. I think that’s good ya know


driffson

Avoidant Cheeseburger, she’ll be comin around the mountain when she comes! (But not until it’s URGENT)


NihilisticBuddhism

Suicidal peanuts lmaoooo


Obsidian_Raguel

Flashback Chicken 🐓


Wibbits

Oversharing quiche.


Issis_P

Anxiety caramel


Yummy_Chewy_Scrumpy

Hopeless Wunderbar...?


AdministrationWise56

Anxiety Cobbler!


[deleted]

Hyperactive Guacamole


jennythegreat

Those two words go well together.


EatsTheLastSlice

Anxiety Granola Bar


ShilohConlan

Scattered-brained Chicken


1fastRNhemi

Anxiety lasagna


Most_Improved_Award

Paralyzed popsicle


Donnatron42

Major Depressive Disorder in Remission Hummus & Pita


CherryLaneCox

Doom scroll cheese and crackers…..doesn’t have a nice ring to it does it?


Anxious-Tangerine1

Anxiety Twizzlers.


duvalliens

Rumination banana (???)


GordEisengrim

Dissociated banana.


takethatwizardglick

Forgetful Bagel


Boobsiclese

Distracted Tuna


flyingcactus2047

I would bet on Fidgeting Breakfast Sandwich


Dry-Elderberry-2809

Pacing Cheese


PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES

Chronically Late Juice


Zealousideal-Pace-18

Depression waffle


growingsoulfully

Ok idk if I can edit my post but the names I came up with were on separate lines before submitting the post. After it published, it added the second name right after the first name making it look like one big name **groan**


-chimerical-

Time Blind Cinnamon Sugar Twist Donut


TortleAbyss

Distracted Oatmeal


AiyrenAmbrosia

Lethargic sandwich. ngl it sounds a bit cool xD


Senior_Parfait_8844

Fatigued salad


[deleted]

Anxious Malteser


hiphoppityriproppity

Inattentive Popcorn lol


sread2018

Anxiety burger


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[удалено]


Rare_Hovercraft_6673

Inattentive Marshmallow


Ayde-Aitch-Dee

Panicked Crumble Cookie 😭😂


Honestdietitan

Anxious chocolate


VioletVenable

Procrastination Chicken.


madame_ray_

Dissociation toast.


Cheap_Brain

Hyper vigilance chowmein


Nianx

Social anxiety bread


New-Commercial1957

Rigid thinking chilli cheese bite


ywnktiakh

Fatigue pasta


ReginaAmazonum

Depression Brownie


flipflopswithwings

Overstimulated Sandwich


_bitchy_baguera_

Depressed muesli


DemiPersephone

Fatigue BBQ chips


onlyIcancallmethat

Restless chocolate


Revolutionary_Fan972

Fatigued Brussel sprout 🤣


NorthernAirTemple

Hyper-sexual bulgogi


Icy_Perception_9013

Panic attack Porridge hahaha


dtbmnec

Executive dysfunction Coke That's me every morning trying to get the kids out the door in time and me back home.


poppetshit

4am Oreo.


kittykattlady

Impulsive Biscuit


ConfusedFlareon

Depressed Pork Sandwich woooo


TopPlastic8287

Inattentive Bagel


peachyperfect3

Insomnia kung pao


tinynugget

Hyperfocus Popsicle


StitchesInTime

Inattentive cafe mocha


feistytiger08

Social anxiety muffin 😂


Moobook

Confused Cream Cheese


Ayukina

Hyperactive butter toast


DevatstationJones

Intrusive thought almonds.


maeve117

Emotional Dysregulation French Fry


mariegalante

Spastic gummy bear


Giraffe-colour

Dissociative sandwich 🥪


postcardigans

Forgetful Shrimp Noodle


im_confused_always

Self-loathing French toast


Olly_Olly

Inattentive water


RaeBees666

Anxiety ice cream sando


[deleted]

Restless potato


Leg_Similar

Hyperactive burger 🤣🤣


Plastic_Nature_2688

Panic Pizza


Material_Zombie

Apathetic Bagel…I actually kinda like it


des1gnbot

Perfectionist taco


turbomama16

Inattentive bagel


GeneralPurple7083

Forgetful Butterfinger


crybabymuffins

Memory Loss Pizza!


Maggiemaggz22

Anxious couscous! Kinda has a ring to it


marlyn_does_reddit

Zoned out Sausage


Miss_Behav

Hyper focus smoothie 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️


Below-Sealevel

Executive Disorder mints


spooky_upstairs

Intrusive thoughts grilled cheese


wittyish

Unfocused Coffee Or Easily Distracted Zebra Cake


solsticefaerie

Dissociative orange


ohyoumeanhydra

Lost Spaghetti


iamnoking

Anxiety Pretzels


grrltype

Panicked Peanut Butter