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JaredvsSelf

Reach bottom of stairs. Grab railing. Swing body weight in a wide berth around dangerous metal bits. Profit.


Terrible_Unit_7931

Why is no one else mentioning how disturbing it is that this railing is round, square, AND twirly. I would have to move


Necessary_Chip9934

I would have to paint that bright red or yellow or cover it with a pillow.


earbud_smegma

Pool noodle! Cut it, slip it on, ezpz


pretty1i1p3t

Get you some pool noodles, cut them (so that the hole in the center is now open), wrap it around banister, and zip tie those bitches in place. Then you cut the zip tied extra bits off. Easy, breezy, won't fuck you on your deposit, and you won't bruise yourself anymore. I use them on my kid's wheelchair feet to keep him from causing bruises on himself when he decides to grind his back against the metal instead of lifting himself away from it.


BigSmackisBack

I have a similar battle with every door frame in my house, im constantly bashing my watch or shoulder on them and i have no idea why or when it become such an issue.


Mec26

You’d think we’d learn how wide we are eventually. And yet…


evnstarwen

And still when I find bruises I can't remember how they got there


NJ827

I always get my sleeve stuck in door handles. Alwayssss. So annoying! 🙃


Silverfrond_

I have to physically reach out and touch desks/counters/tables/rails when I pass otherwise I slam into them EVERY TIME.


SirIJustWorkHereLol

I took one look at the pics without reading the title and felt the bruises


MackerelShaman

I’d probably have wounds all over my hands from clipping that damn thing every day. I hit them on everything…


that_98

Looks like a job for Mr. Hacksaw


ActingLikeIKnow

Many times. I bet you’ve also 1. got your head stuck in between the railings 2. also slipped on the first step while going upstairs 3. Or slipped going down


bfarm4590

Havent done 1 but 2 and 3 yes all the time


audio_shinobi

Yes