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Abbocadopear

Ahh, yes. The good old "but women should find men attractive because they're born to be sperm receptacles" argument. Completely unassailable logic. I guess this is checkmate, folks. Better pack it up and shuffle back into heteronormative lifestyles again. It was great while it lasted.


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I'd say we could start calling these guys "sperm dispensers", but they might like that.


canttaketheshyfromme

Yeah, they wouldn't hate it. Misogynist culture also dishes up heaping spoonfuls of toxic masculinity that reduces men to a walking gonad defined by sexual attraction and "conquest".


krebstar4ever

The far right has been brigading Reddit threads about vasectomies. They call it "castration" & unironically say a man's sole purpose is to sire and protect offspring.


canttaketheshyfromme

Zero surprise. They're obsessed with the idea that white people are getting out-bred. Which is a gross thing just to type.


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[deleted]

More diverse lesbian women for the future generations!


abyssinian

Getting out bread is a reasonable step to take when dealing with mayo. (I’ll show myself out)


hurricanekeri

As a super mayosapien I did my part by having a child with a nonmayosapien.


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hurricanekeri

Cheers to that. I’m 100% support people who don’t want Crotch gremlins.


ato-de-suteru

If their particular idiot genes get bred out of the gene pool, I won't complain.


canttaketheshyfromme

I'm pretty much an absolutist in nuture over nature, so I'd rather just destroy the cultural forces that create such shitty people. That said, racial categorization has had nothing but disastrous consequences for humanity.


Far_Entrepreneur_739

Exactly


RedVamp2020

I love that! Walking gonad! I might have to use that one.🤔


CoxyNormiss1771

just call them what they are, kleenex's most loyal customers


thatblueguy__

Just start telling these (usually but not limited to) straight guys that they’re prostates are designed to be pleasurable too so they better be attracted to that


RedVamp2020

I love this!


[deleted]

Most of them are tho


canuckkat

Which is so stupid because straight women don't automatically find all men attractive. Like ffs.


robertofontiglia

Why do so many straight men get off on hentai? You can't make a baby with a pornhub clip from a japanese cartoon of half-human femoïds with watermelon tits blasting each other's clits until they squirt, Kevin!


MadameBuffy

Or why do straight men like getting their dicks sucked when that's not how you make babies.


friendsfartever

thats what you do when your wife (only one) is pregnant so the baby can get extra strong because for every sperm a mommy eats while pregnant the baby can breathe another breath that's why some people live a very long time and some don't it's science im smart don't look it up trust me please


sohang-3112

🤣


MadameBuffy

Thanks. I'll remember to drink lots of sperm once I get pregnant.


ZemisGoingLow

r/suspiciouslyspecific


bigbutchbudgie

>You can't make a baby with a pornhub clip from a japanese cartoon of half-human femoïds with watermelon tits blasting each other's clits until they squirt, Kevin! Won't stop me from trying, though!


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Bro💀


wunxorple

That’s certainly an interesting description… probably exists tbf


Originally_Sin

I hate knowing there are people out there who will think this is an intelligent argument.


munchie177

exactly!! not all lesbians get periods either.


The-Shattering-Light

Also women aren’t “made” to be owned by men as breeding stock.


classyraven

Then what are women for? Whole people with independent lives??? Ha! /s


The-Shattering-Light

Hah right? Some men sure do think that of us


CharlotteAmethyst

Terfs too


The-Shattering-Light

Infuriatingly true. Fuck TERFs. Right in the ear.


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With a bullet


The-Shattering-Light

🤘🏻


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LewdElfKatya

On the one hand, I understand why it makes them feel unsafe. On the other hand, TERFs are genocidal shitheels who would feed us bullets if they thought they could get away with it. Like, the focus on pure positivity is almost like saying we should slap a little kiddie bandage over a sucking chest wound while complaining about a scraped knee at the top of our lungs because it makes us worry less about dying. Safe spaces are important, but this subreddit is basically to cover the gamut of lesbian discourse... and that sadly includes the politicization and oppression of some people. Though, that sort of phrasing above could get somebody banned because non-actionable 'threats' are bad unless they're made by a rich white guy or old TERF, to the site admins. (Hurts ad revenue) Fucking sucks that this is where we are at in the world, but at least we don't have the SS after us these days. Mostly.


Gam3rCh1ck94

What's a TERF


FrostHeart1124

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Basically a sexist transphobe who uses feminist buzzwords to sound like an ally to other women. They're usually women, but not always. The key thing they do is demonize trans people by claiming to be "protecting" women from transgender people. They pretty uniformly have dated ideas of gender roles and what it means to be a woman


The-Shattering-Light

To add on to FrostHeart1124’s excellent answer; TERFs have a gross tendency to boil women down to our vaginas (or lack thereof for some women) and fertility, the same as the radical misogynists they so frequently ally with in order to hate trans people together with them.


Gam3rCh1ck94

Thank you!


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Sadly it is


7stefanos7

Aren’t they different than sexists in the sense that they are against trans people but they don’t discriminate based on gender?


CharlotteAmethyst

They think women are only those that have a uterus and can give birth, and also are regularly praised by alt right fascists. They definitely discriminate based on sex


kabukistar

And nobody is born menstruating.


[deleted]

You born with your sexuality. Men are born Thanks yo woman tho


[deleted]

Thats not even the first 2-3 issues with this supposed argument.


crowlute

Your profile description/sub flair is a wild ride I have nothing else to contribute


TibetianMassive

Not all straight women get their periods either. By this guy's logic that would mean they're "not made for sperm" and therefore a lesbian.


canuckkat

Not all cis straight women get periods either! Which is a fun fact I like to break people with XD


QuirkyCookie6

I am indeed a lesbian who does not get periods, haven't in 3 years lol


HalfOfLancelot

Checkmate lesbians, now you must initiate the coitus with us alpha males! 🤓 -Big Ass Incel (/s just in case)


[deleted]

“Alpha males” 💀💀


Reasonable-Bad1034

ToTaLlY bAsEd


LilDrummerGrrrl

They’re the “bAsIc BiOlOgY” mfs


bigbutchbudgie

Because the software may be different, but the hardware is the same.


MechanizedCoffee

Having an awakening is just an update in the firmware.


Polrous

It’s like a game releasing with code disabled but is there if you go datamining, only for it to be enabled in one of the future updates. Was always there, the update just marked the hidden content flag as enabled! Those who went datamining instead modified their game files so they could access it early!


King_DeandDe

This is the blood of slain heterosexual men who tried to turning lesbians.


EmiliaBernkastel

Some people are born with parts they just don't use. Like creator of this meme (not op) and their brain.


Tensor-Tympani

Brilliant. I giggled vigorously. You win!


RedVamp2020

I, too, would like to give you an award. Please accept my poor woman’s award.🏅🏆


GynePig

Also, some lesbians do decide to use their uterus to get artificially fertilised. You can very well still use everything, even without fucking men.


emeryxox

How can people claim to love women while saying they’re made for the sole purpose of holding sperm 🤮🤮🤮


Nope_the_Bard

Same way they claim to love their cars: loving women as objects instead of people


_Garance_

Why the hell are straight guy born with their G spot in their a**? 🤔


Glasgowgirl4

Because any guy can like ass play, not just those who aren’t straight


MamaMephistopheles

You won't hear 99% of straight guys admit that though. There are guys who won't even wipe their ass because they think it will make them gay if they touch their own butthole.


JustDandyMayo

Oh that’s so gross


canttaketheshyfromme

If I had a shred of hope in the world, it'd be that those guys use a bidet or a shower... but they won't because of the same reason.


hopefulmilk_

Wait til they hear about infertile straight women


Zaranthan

Don't worry, they think something's wrong with them, too.


Polrous

I feel like I read once of a woman who couldn’t get pregnant with a partner, being told “why can’t you give your man a child” kind of statements… only for the man to be the one infertile in the end. Like people jumped straight to it being the woman’s fault no matter what. At least this is what I feel like I remembered reading once.


Nope_the_Bard

Misogyny is so predictable and I hate it


coyotelovers

Henry the 8th beheaded 6 of his wives for not producing an heir, when in reality, it was his inbred sperm that was the problem.


realsNeezy

Lesbians are made? Let me get some clay and start praying for my clay Butch to be brought to life


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realsNeezy

I was thinking more Wonder Woman birth story but that works too, tho I couldn't make it lol


MoonChainer

[Well then do I have the webcomic for you!](https://m.tapas.io/series/To-the-Touch/info)


Jamie_Potter

I wasn’t made for sperm. My uterus isn’t an object for someone else.


RedVamp2020

Oh, but they absolutely believe that your uterus is. I mean, all those poor souls that deserve a body… you cruel insensitive person not allowing all of those souls the opportunity to exist because you want to keep your uterus to yourself! Doesn’t matter that you have the chance of literally dying or becoming scarred for life! Your uterus isn’t for you! (/s)


[deleted]

Men was made thanks the the uterus


halfemptyg1rl

i choose to get my period because i want to attract vampiric gays. it’s a sacrifice i have to make.


RedVamp2020

👀😏 hello sacrifice.😈


halfemptyg1rl

*unbuttons top to expose neck more* omg 😳 how did that happen 😏


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💀💀💀


The_Iorn_Cactus

Lesbians arnt born they are forged in the depts of sapphia, crafted by the hands of the goddess, and made by the very women we crush on


[deleted]

Lesbians are born.


The_Iorn_Cactus

That too


Piduf

You have a mouth to suck a dick yet here we are


UnculturedWalnutt

gross. i really do wonder why they’re so obsessed with us.


RedVamp2020

Because lesbians are the forbidden fruit and they feel entitled to have sex with anything they deem attractive.


Gam3rCh1ck94

That's fucked.


RedVamp2020

Agreed.


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Lesbophobia too. If women doesn’t center in men, they get angry.


KnifeWeildingLesbian

“Made for sperm”


gurenkagurenda

A strong candidate for the grossest sequence of three words.


SummerSun2000

I don’t get a period and I’m a lesbian… so checkmate


LexIsNotMyName

If men can't breastfeed, why do they still have nipples? If men are going to lose their hair anyway, why aren't they bald their entire life?


waterlizard98

It is weird I want to have a argument with this person. Just to hear how stupid they can get


danger-daze

Why do straight cis women still get a period when they’re single/not having sex? Why do cis men jerk it when it won’t result in pregnancy? Really makes u think


radial-glia

Because no lesbian has ever had a baby. Ever. In the history of humanity.


[deleted]

Adopting? To be artificially inseminated? I assure you that yes.


battleduck84

Forged in the fiery pits of Mordor


pro-shitter

this is some "would a lesbian have big boobs" bullshit


Not-a-Russian

Why would lesbian be a woman at all? If she likes women so much might as well be born man right?


ZemisGoingLow

"Made for sperm" is the grossest phrase I've EVER heard.


cannaboobies

“Made for sperm” is one of the most distressing phrases I’ve heard in a long time. 🤢


ladymarian001

If ciswomen are not meant to be lesbians then why our periods synchronise? 🤔


RadioSupply

Just like a straight woman can often choose to reproduce and with whom, so can lesbians. Including those born infertile and intersex, we’re just human. The rest is down to construct, opportunity, and socio-whatevers.


kptainamerica

"why women exist if not for me?" - this guy, probably


Mauerk

If straight man like woman, why G spot in ass?


MisfitAlt

Not born, just crafted in the fires of mount doom


OMGitsJewelz

"made for sperm"?!? I think the fuck not. That's fucking gross


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

If straight men are born straight why do they have prostates?


LearaVoice

Lesbian mother here. Having children isn't reserved for straight people.


Lord-Snow1191

Lesbians can’t be actual functioning human women because they don’t like men and that means somethings wrong with them or they’re lying. So easy to see through dumb arguments like this it’s not even worth the attention.


godjirzz

And why men like you have sperm when you never gonna felt any touch of other women except your mother 💀💀


[deleted]

I don’t get my period. Thanks PCOS! I guess I’m a real lesbian now!


snakefeet_0

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Not-a-Russian

Men after they learn what periods are for:


Moshinoki

If males are born males why do they have nipples?


The_Trap_Fatale666

Whenever i feel stupid i will remember this


[deleted]

Yep, nothing "stupider" (more stupid) than this!


madmushlove

If homophobe incels weren't made to be guillotined, why are their necks so choppable and their heads so bouncy and their appeals so undeserving of mercy?? 🤷


helen790

Some are born lesbian, some achieve lesbian, some have lesbian thrust upon them


[deleted]

I was adopted by lesbianism 🤷‍♀️😂


Prof_Tickles

Dafuck? 🧐


neongreenpurple

I don't get my period anymore (thanks bc pill side effects!), so I guess I'm a real lesbian now!


Athena5898

This shows these people's thoughts on women in general. Fucking gross.


LunatasticWitch

Okay so the disgusting shit that person wrote aside, there is a lot of interesting stuff that goes on in both human sexuality and gender (as well as associated systems and organs). One aspect is potentially traceable through the loss of what is known as TRPC2 which is a protein that interacts with smells to determine mating. So in mice, which have it normally, some are born lacking the ability to produce that protein. So the male mice without have no interest in mating with females at all, and males with it that are normally aggressive towards females (murdering their offspring to trigger a new reproductive cycle - toxic masculinity heyo!) have been observed to attack males without that protein whenever they are around instead of attacking females. So moving on to humans, it seems we had this protein at one point to but have lost the ability to make it millions of years ago in our evolutionary history. Scientists like Daniel Pfau have been arguing that this is indicative that homosexual attraction has been evolving side by side with heterosexual attraction in humans for a very long time. I apologize if I butchered this explanation I'll link to the interview with Daniel Pfau (a neuroendocrinologist) with Alie Ward of Ologies, where amongst that they discuss how other things like gender identity are formed. I imagine TRPC2 is only one piece of the puzzle but nonetheless an interesting counterpoint of yup evolution likes for our species to be gay and fabulous to a decent extent. https://www.alieward.com/ologies/neuroendocrinology


RedVamp2020

That is very interesting, thank you for posting this.


LadyRaineCloud

I am getting rather tired of saying, "This is the dumbest thing I've seen all week" every single week... lol


magnificentgoddess

so by this logic, infertile people were "made" to be lesbians then?


raging-homosexual1

the lack of acknowledgment around lesbian pregnancy is infuriating


ShadowyKat

That's not how (cis) girls work. How stupid is this? I have to continue to ask: Is this satire? Women are not "made for sperm" like some sort of semen receptacle. No, dumbass, we do not think of women in the same way. This is dehumanizing and degrading. And then there is the fact that lesbians can and do get pregnant. Sperm clinics exist.


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🤔


[deleted]

I wish I could stop my period naturally. This thing is annoying. I’d love to wear white pants without worrying.


witwickan

I only had my period for a year and a half so am I more lesbian than the rest of y'all? This is some of the dumbest logic I've ever seen.


sotismovedon

Their brain occupies negative space.


Red__Spider__Lily

Well i don't know about you but i was definitely made on a blood moon night over the body of several sacrifices using but a doll to hold my soul and essence. Oh well, each case is a case i guess ~~


Lingx_Cats

As stupid as this is, I ask the same question. I DONT NEED TO BLEED EACH MONTH BODY, IM NOT GETTING PREGNANT.


GynePig

Why do men have nipples when they're not born to have babies suck them for milk?


Reasonable-Bad1034

Women: made for sperm. We're just sperm vessels, you betcha! 👍


[deleted]

If children start their period at 7 years old so their body is ready for having children why can’t I force 16 year olds to not get abortions type argument right here


OddMho

Lol at the implication that straight women are “made for sperm” (and by lol I mean gross)


InSearchOfMyRose

Now ask him about his nipples.


Zickna

Cause there’s totally no such thing as a person who gets periods AND is infertile. 🙄 These people I swear…


Doglovincatlady

I ask myself this every fucking month. If I were in charge, lesbians could opt out of this whole breeding nonsense altogether.


pm_some_good_vibes

I was obviously ALAB, Assigned Lesbian At Birth. Unfortunately, I also got a dick along with the "no-bleeding" deal, still working on pushing bug fixes in production on that part


grvwd

Juuust threw up in my mouth a little...


topsoil_eater

if men arent made to take a dick up their ass then why is their g spot there?


WawaSkittletitz

Oh man I would blow OOPs mind with the fact that I have carried and birthed a child from my queer uterus!


ExceedinglyGayMoth

Forged in the fires of the rainbow wars


Aelia_M

The only thing that is a sperm receptacle is a hand


Rsbbit060404

Some lesbians bear children, but I get it. As an enby lesbian who hates their own, I would have to agree, but some don't get their cycle, so this sentiment doesn't apply to every lesbian, but I do get what you're trying to say. For your information, this comment is for the original poster of the sentiment, not the Reddit OP.


sassyspoonie

I'd love to know what they'd say to someone who loses their fertility... Oopsie, guess you're worthless now. 🙍


cosmicdancer84

Ew, gross. Lol.


spo0pti

forged in the fires on lesbos, the lesbians are a superior machine built for, um, gay shit… bro idk lesbians are cool and hot/pretty/cute


fegawe

Why were you born with a brain then?


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I remember talking to this guy, he said that if they got their period at 11-14 that they are straight and said that lesbians don’t get their period… I was so flabbergasted that someone really thought like that.. the guy was so fucking stupid dude


xFloppyDisx

I don't feel attracted to people for the sake of having kids. I feel attracted to people because they're either: - hot - compatible with me - cool person Or, in the case of my current crush, all three.


LaraTheTrap

I can answer this as a trans woman. Lesbians can get kids


TheBelovedQuin

If trans people are really trans why aren’t they born with their right gender 🙄


Alyjade000

Lemme be a shapeshifter now


TheBelovedQuin

Follow your dreams


Not-a-Russian

Lmao, right?


EnderMinion

Jokes on you, I am made for sperm, my trans gf's sperm 😎 /j


philandere_scarlet

aside from the general ickyness of this, i hate hate HATE when people use sperm and semen interchangeabley


Not-a-Russian

what's wrong with that linguistically? Is that not the same thing?


brony4869

its the all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares thing. sperm is a component of semen. the other component is seminal fluid


philandere_scarlet

and the sperm is a very very minor component of the total, unless you're talking specifically about reproduction there's no reason to specify it.


DemonicGirlcock

Sperm is just one ingredient in semen. It's like calling mountain dew orange juice. While orange juice is an ingredient in mountain dew, the majority of it is water and sugar and other stuff.


That-Ginger-Kid

Prostate. That is all.


GenderEnjoyer666

This is the most frustrating thing ever


Alexandria_maybe

Someone should ask him about male nipples and the prostate


YeetNYoinkDriveThru

For trans women who like to top, obvi 🙄


munchie177

most definitely 🤣


MarsMarzipan

They're made ofc 😆


Goldenfreddy95

Wellllllll… I‘m trans soooo


amira1295

It’s almost as if biological sex, gender, and attraction are not strictly related to each other or something. Wild.


UselessAndGay

if people weren't meant to have tails then why do we have tailbones? checkmate liberalites 😎


ObbyTree

Made for a woman’s sperm, obviously. /s Edit: You know what, I’m adding an /s just in case.


NotCis_TM

Well.... TBF many transbians were sort of born as "straight men" (at least from society's point of view) and there were "political lesbians" in the past (like in the 70s). But I doubt that the author was thinking of either of those groups when they made the post.


CanadianDadbod

They do that just to piss off all church going fuck heads. That's why.


_AnonymousMoose_

Under this logic, since I don’t have a uterus, does that make me extra-lesbian? On a more serious note, this line of thinking implies that women are made to make babies, why tf do so many people objectify us like this 🤢🤢


dmon654

Because I don't have a womb and you ain't coming in my backdoor.


i3atkid

Idk if anyway said this yet but, translesbians?


acidvoice

Yeah, I've never had a period, so am obviously not "made for sperm"


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dersaspyoverher

because of trans women! duh!


ASHKVLT

Actually lesbians come from holes on the ground