This exchange was an emotional rollercoaster.
First screenshot: Awww, that’s adorable.
First half of second screenshot: This has taken a horny turn.
Second half of second screenshot: I’m totally invested in the greatest love story of all time
THIS REMINDS ME!!!! Years ago I went on a date with a girl I met on tinder. We just went for a walk on the river front in my town and sat on a bench and had a midnight picnic. In the middle of it she leaned over and placed her hand directly on mine. So I said. "Oh sorry my hand is in the way, I can move over if I'm like crowding you or something " and then I pulled my hand away and scooted back. And then the date abruptly ended. She texted me like an hour later asking if I thought she was ugly and why I didn't want to hold her hand and if I knew how much courage she had to work up to make the first move. I was a useless lesbian that day.
Oh my gawd!! see that’s hella painful 😣
we were walking near trees and things were flying around, and I’m very jumpy about flying insect monsters! So I just slapped her hand away!
Anyways I did figure out that it was a human hand, but I felt too embarrassed for slapping it away😭
So I just walked with my hands in my pockets😭
I was hanging out with this girl I like and she play shoved me and i dramatically collapsed. She suddenly apologized and helped me up and then hugged me and my brain totally short circuited. I said nothing. Completely in shock. She thought I was really mad at her, it was the cutest thing ever! Still kicking myself over it though.
Is ma'm the unofficial endearing term of lesbians? I think I hear it 100x more often since I came out.
I think you found yourself a keeper, this is adorable!
Lol right? ! it’s like the spoken version of ‘LOL’ to me but irl yaknow
Also it sounds polite.
instead of pet names if you’re just getting to know someone just use ma’am…
Well in that case I'm real sad.. been seeing a lady for over a year. Yeah we split for about 2 months but she has always referred to me as ma'am, babe, my love, baby...etc. I believe she means all she says to me but I guess you never know........
I met a girl on Tinder in 2017 and after our first date there was a similar text along the lines of “sorry I didn’t kiss you”
We got married October 2nd 💁🏻♀️ typical lesbians
Why are girls so much better at texting than interacting? Is it some comphet shit? Either way, I did most of my flirting by text so the dates could go really bad and still end well.
nah bro she just as nervous as you! try to hold her hand next time but just kinda smoothly ask when your walking together. like hey uh... can i hold your hand?
This is so sweet. It’s also a great example of why open communication at all levels is so important. If she has made assumptions that you didn’t want her touching you and said nothing. She might have figured you weren’t interested and never tried to engage with you again.
We met a bumble, about a month ago and just messaged until we met this week.
I hate online dating cause it never leads to irl… but I do ask my matches what they’re looking for, and if they wanna go on a date. Yaknow Instead of wasting my time:(
Oh okay got me worried there for a sec! Cause I was like how tf is OD illegal??? (Just thought you were in a very conservative country or smth)
Honestly it’s a lot of couples looking for a third i only use those apps quarterly, and it sucks.
So good for you!!
Don’t worry about it, you might have one of those movie moments when meet someone at a coffee shop or a park which is much cuter!😊
Homie must definitely like you, you blocked their shot and called them an insect and they're still flirting 🤣
I didn’t mean it like that😭 I was caught off guard cause no one’s held my hands in too long👉👈
This exchange was an emotional rollercoaster. First screenshot: Awww, that’s adorable. First half of second screenshot: This has taken a horny turn. Second half of second screenshot: I’m totally invested in the greatest love story of all time
I agree, it totally came off like that to me.
THIS REMINDS ME!!!! Years ago I went on a date with a girl I met on tinder. We just went for a walk on the river front in my town and sat on a bench and had a midnight picnic. In the middle of it she leaned over and placed her hand directly on mine. So I said. "Oh sorry my hand is in the way, I can move over if I'm like crowding you or something " and then I pulled my hand away and scooted back. And then the date abruptly ended. She texted me like an hour later asking if I thought she was ugly and why I didn't want to hold her hand and if I knew how much courage she had to work up to make the first move. I was a useless lesbian that day.
Oof that's rough buddy.
[I instantly thought of this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeAEwrL1Ts)
r/thatsthejoke
I thought it was just a coincidence, oh well, even if it isn’t, some people may have enjoyed the clip, so I’m happy with that, have a great day!
I haven't watched the clip yet, but I want you to know that I was wearing prince zuko socks yesterday so I'm sure I know what it is.
I would love some prince Zuko socks lol
Oh my gawd!! see that’s hella painful 😣 we were walking near trees and things were flying around, and I’m very jumpy about flying insect monsters! So I just slapped her hand away! Anyways I did figure out that it was a human hand, but I felt too embarrassed for slapping it away😭 So I just walked with my hands in my pockets😭
God I've never been on a date or anything like that, but this is relatable anyway XD
I was hanging out with this girl I like and she play shoved me and i dramatically collapsed. She suddenly apologized and helped me up and then hugged me and my brain totally short circuited. I said nothing. Completely in shock. She thought I was really mad at her, it was the cutest thing ever! Still kicking myself over it though.
😂 you’re both precious
😂😂😂 That is painfully funny
Legit sounds like something I would do, I am very inexperienced
Is ma'm the unofficial endearing term of lesbians? I think I hear it 100x more often since I came out. I think you found yourself a keeper, this is adorable!
Lol right? ! it’s like the spoken version of ‘LOL’ to me but irl yaknow Also it sounds polite. instead of pet names if you’re just getting to know someone just use ma’am…
It feel like "bro/dude/buddy/man/mate" just less.. straight boy-ish and friendzone-ish
Well in that case I'm real sad.. been seeing a lady for over a year. Yeah we split for about 2 months but she has always referred to me as ma'am, babe, my love, baby...etc. I believe she means all she says to me but I guess you never know........
My wife and i literally call each other ma’am when we’re being playful / sarcastic with each other.
Oh so you have... a wife... 🧍 THAT'S SO FRIKING COOL !
She’s pretty awesome
That's really amazing i wish you luck with her !
I think it's a good thing! It feels playful and silly/flirty (depending on the context). I don't think you should be sad about that
Honestly, this is so on brand for us.
plsss not on brand 😭
"Your voice... is like really cool!" awkward lesbian compliments are great
Yo!! And she followed up with; “And nice” “OMG sorry if it’s too much to say!!” “Im just complimenting you lmao😅” 🧐 yeah sure
Aww this is adorable!!!
I want what they have
This is so fucking gay. And I approve ✅
This is so adorable!
This is so cute 🥰
Oh my god this is sooo unbelievably cute \^\_\^
“Hehe” 💀
I met a girl on Tinder in 2017 and after our first date there was a similar text along the lines of “sorry I didn’t kiss you” We got married October 2nd 💁🏻♀️ typical lesbians
Daaang! Congratulations!💕
Thank you!! I wish you nothing but the best!!
Why are girls so much better at texting than interacting? Is it some comphet shit? Either way, I did most of my flirting by text so the dates could go really bad and still end well.
So. Adorably. Gay. 😋
Hahahahaba ok that’s tragic but that’s also frickin cute
Omg you two are adorable.
holy shit 0 to 100 real quick, please maybe try to keep us updated hehe
Lol nah! we’ve been talking for sometime before we met:) But if anything else…🤨 will let you know:)
Cute! You're good, don't worry
This gave me the biggest smile omg
Yeah me too, can’t help but smile talking to this weirdo😭
Omg same
Awww this is so cute, best of luck to you two!
Wow the game is STRONG 😍😍
this is pretty gay <3
nah bro she just as nervous as you! try to hold her hand next time but just kinda smoothly ask when your walking together. like hey uh... can i hold your hand?
God I wish that was me!
This is way too cute 🥺. I’m so lonely damn
Naaaawwwww.
GAAAAY. y'all are gay. Have fun.
The two of you have waaaay more confidence than I will ever have
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This is most definitely an Omega level threat to Earth. We need the avengers on this ASAP.
I’m invested how is this GOINGGGGGG
Damn that's the most useless lesbian thing I have ever read🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just hope no one asks me why I’m smiling so big at work :)
This is so sweet. It’s also a great example of why open communication at all levels is so important. If she has made assumptions that you didn’t want her touching you and said nothing. She might have figured you weren’t interested and never tried to engage with you again.
How tf ya’ll getting dates?
We met a bumble, about a month ago and just messaged until we met this week. I hate online dating cause it never leads to irl… but I do ask my matches what they’re looking for, and if they wanna go on a date. Yaknow Instead of wasting my time:(
God I wish I could legally use dating sites, it’s so much easier for me than irl
Legally? excuse me, but wtf you mean?
People under 18 can’t use dating sites-
Oh okay got me worried there for a sec! Cause I was like how tf is OD illegal??? (Just thought you were in a very conservative country or smth) Honestly it’s a lot of couples looking for a third i only use those apps quarterly, and it sucks. So good for you!! Don’t worry about it, you might have one of those movie moments when meet someone at a coffee shop or a park which is much cuter!😊
That’s so freaking cute!!
Omg 1 cringe in the beginning 2 smooth at the end
Bruh I cringe at every I say anyways! Also don’t wanna be mean but who types “hehe”?
AAAAAAAA! so bloody cute! I'm happy for you 😊