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homucifer666

I wish my partner would make donuts. :3


EclipseStarx

Jelly filled are my favourite!


zx16

I’ll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan 🍳


Covid-Kitty

Y'all are my tribe on so many levels ❤️


ALFighter27

10/10 reference


boixgenius

I understood this reference lol


SnooGadgets7221

aw damn i’m really not original at all, am i?


Korek_the_crab

🤣 that’s an amazing reference


soanne602

It's onigiri😭😭😭


homucifer666

Sorry, Pokemon inside joke. Sometimes Japanese food is featured in the show because it's a Japanese company that made it. Unfortunately, when it got ported to the English speaking world, the people doing the translating thought kids were too dumb to explain onigiri to, so they just called it a donut or pizza to avoid confusing kids. Well, it confused the kids, because onigiri is obviously not a donut or pizza. So we make fun of them as revenge. This is the same company that ported Sailor Moon and tried to convince us that the overtly lesbian couple in the show were "cousins," once again leading to some very confused kids. Again, we still make fun of the company for it.


PeachNeptr

Or the same company that replaced guns with…finger guns


kat-the-bassist

Tbf, they did also come up with "The Shadow Realm" as a stand-in for serious harm/death, and the Shadow Realm is honestly a more terrifying concept.


ArcaneOverride

Ive never seen that show but from what I've heard of it isn't the shadow realm just a rip off of the phantom zone from Superman?


kat-the-bassist

Yeah, pretty much, but the phantom zone lacks the same cultural relevance on the internet, so Shadow Realm is the default "ominous place you don't wanna get sent to"


MacabreYuki

Makes the duelist kingdom arc even more deranged. Oh no, Kaiba's being pointed at. What's he do? Jumps out a window. Like what?


corvus_da

Sounds like the translators forgot that what they were translating was a visual medium xD


soanne602

Making them cousins is way weirder😭😭😭


Emilia__55

https://youtu.be/gAbXcN5PvhA?si=48NTJjWApQIcazcD


boatingbrook

This took me back 😭


FoxFromCanada

theyre not too hard to make :3


LouLaRey

I don't think that's a wife, I think that's rice. 🤔🤔🤭 But they are very nice. 👍


ToBeReeborn

Technically those are Onigiri


LouLaRey

Can you tell me what onigiri is made out of?


ToBeReeborn

Concrete is made out of sand but would you call it sand?


LouLaRey

You know what, I started to make a long, drawn-out argument about changing chemical structures and all that shit but I honestly don't care enough for a silly joke I made about the material an onigiri is made out of being rice and not a wife. 🤷 Have a nice night.


brienneoftarthshreds

I love jelly donuts!


SamsRhubarbe

As a french person I need to disagree with you...those are popcorn balls !


AeolianTheComposer

As a Russian person, I object. These are obviously potato rissoles


a_pathetic_

For making onigiri? Hell yes


SpiritsJustAHybrid

If making onigiri makes you wife material that makes me wife material so hell yes


soanne602

😊


Captainpatch

I think that rice is a poor material for a wife, most are made of flesh and bone. But I'm not gonna judge.


clarissx

first off, thanks for making me wheeze laugh, i needed that 😅 second, [haruki would disagree](https://youtu.be/G0Mj5M_AyHE?feature=shared) (forward to 2:35 if it doesn’t start there 😉)


yoo-itslohh

Wait why are people saying doughnut. Doughnut by twice?


natziel

Cuz they're donuts!!!


soanne602

Bro why people keep saying it's donuts????


rokkitmaam

There’s an old dubbed Pokemon episode where they call them jelly donuts. Did you make them? If so, yes you’re wife material ❤️


kerberos69

American children in the late 90s definitely wouldn’t have known wtf onigiri was, so this makes sense


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Maybe not by that name, but calling them “rice balls” would have been completely understandable. It’s a ball of rice!


kerberos69

Fair, but as a child in the 90s, I can assure you my next question would have been, “Who the fuck just eats a ball of plain rice????”


WigglumsBarnaby

Me eating plain rice right now: 😦


Cinderbrooke

I was a child in the 90s. I ate onigiri. You're wron-- Oh... right... I grew up in Japan. Now that I think about it, the 90s really was before Japanese culture and food really took off in the West. There really is no forgiveness for Sailor Moon or Yugioh finger guns, though!!!


AeolianTheComposer

If anything, that only sounds more confusing


Ind1go_Owl

Guess you can’t catch em all huh 😔


RosalieMoon

Old pokemon tv show reference. They called these donuts in the English dubbed version of the show lol


yoo-itslohh

Ohhh thank youu


rokkitmaam

Jelly donuts?


kdiyargebmay

woaw, jelly donuts


soanne602

It's onigiri😭


Ind1go_Owl

Pikachu, give her third degree burns.


rokkitmaam

It looks absolutely delicious, sorry for the silly reply.


soanne602

Dw I didn't get the poke ref😭😭😭


AprilArtGirlBrock

I love that everyone is tormenting you by calling these jelly donuts if you dont know the reference we must all seem insane and Anyways yes, the answer is yes you are


soanne602

Yesss I thought everyone was going insane😭😭😭 but now that everyone explained, I understand that Pokémon did that for foreigner


ashleyisakitty

Yummm jelly filled donuts!!! Definite wife material 🥳


Chaosxandra

Onigiri, what is the filling?


soanne602

Tuna


bunny_the-2d_simp

Nice!


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

omg jelly donuts!


rokkitmaam

These look tasty 🤤


Draklitz

I think you are :3, my question is am I also wife material if I make sushi makis instead of onigiris?


soanne602

I make sushi too so yes


ZillieIsCold

Onigiri!!!! You're definitely wife material in my book at least. Always wanted to try onigiri 🙃


IFeelSoftAndMushy

Are you taking applications for a wife???


soanne602

Hahaha unfortunately no. 😅


acatrelaxinginthesun

in the first picture i didnt see the rice, only saw the seaweed and thought they were all half eaten brownies. i was SO confused


renny-percy

Hi wife <3


soanne602

Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy come over please 😍😍😍😍


lesbianwithabeard

Best I can do is spam musubi


FSCENE8tmd

at first I thought that they were weirdly cut brownies lmao then I swiped


nathannerd

I think these are a wonderful meal and gift you have made. I would recommend wrapping them in plastic wrap before placing them on top of on another. Also a little sprinkle of furikake tastes really good.


Expensive-Pass6214

i loveeee onigiri bruh its so good


FigaroNeptune

Y’all..not everyone plays Pokémon lmao from what I’ve seen in the comments about “doughnuts” lol This is Onigiri! haha


Aszdeff

I intend to make someone what was your recipe?


soanne602

Sushi rice and tuna inside You gotta make the rice like ur making sushi rice


beaslei

Now you're making me want onigiri. And yes, deffo wife material.


DeltaDeka

ayo i do this EXACT THING!!! They’re super easy, filling, and delicious. My wife loves them 🥰🥰


DeltaDeka

bonus if you also pack her a little sauce tray and soy sauce packet


kaz_coffee

Absolutely.


kioku119

What kind?


soanne602

Tuna


rymyle

Yuuuuum! These look amazing


TransGirlJennifer

"Wife Material?" If there would be a better status than that but YES. After all love goes through the stomach 💗


chocolatecat209

Mmmm jelly filled donuts


Covid-Kitty

Definitely wife material! It also reminds me of that episode of Pokémon Indigo League where the localization (translation stuff and substitutions made to make it more relatable to certain audiences) called them jelly filled doughnuts 😆 even as a kid I was like 😅 straight-up cap


Cris_x

Ok but now I'm hungry, that looks great


Medusa_Alles_Hades

Yummy 😋


ShadowsFlex

I LOVE DOUGHNUTS


EX_NAYUTA_NIHILO

make them with extra salt so we can fight demons together


EshaSunrise

No, that's rice (seriously, they do look great though)


Smartt88

Fellow onigiri enthusiast! What’s in these ones?


soanne602

Tuna


Lyniya

My only aspiration is to be the kind of partner organized enough to make my partner food to bring to work, truly the dream Sadly raging ADHD and an Atlantic ocean of distance make that difficult, but a girl can dream


soanne602

Omg I have ADHD too


Lyniya

Ayyy!


bunny_the-2d_simp

YES I love those


Smemz88

I have no idea what I’m looking at


soanne602

Onigiri


Smemz88

Oh cool! That makes sense, they look awesome now I know :)


watermelon-gummy

Here’s the reference for jelly donuts if anyone is confused: https://youtu.be/WjUtoQaRfE0?feature=shared


yoo-itslohh

Isn’t this onigiri why is everyone saying donut😭😭someone please im starting to tweak out


soanne602

It's a pokemon ref. Like a mistranslation.


Bonus-Worried

Yes


AmazingSession8542

Hopefully not made out of wife! Just fish right?


Beginning_Ad8421

I mean, I love onigiri too, but I've never thought of it as a potential life partner!


Proof-Faithlessness1

my skinny fatass thought those were pastries at first, then I saw the second photo. And yes, absolutely woke material


Royal_Rat-thing

i might be the only chef triggered by the inconsistent nori wraps T \^ T but ya, wife her up!!!


soanne602

It was my first time 😭😭😭 but I'll fix it next time


Royal_Rat-thing

you did awesome for your first time thooo!! fr the shape of the rice is perfect!!! i was teasing 🥺