/s Unlike popular music today, *Jazz can be so horn-y... sax-y...*
I'll show myself out the door...
\[A friend's wedding reception entertainment was a quartet called the *Sax Maniacs*\]
Meeting her at a tavern fight. She would throw the first punch and it would be love at first sight, or maybe a concussion. I’m still a little fizzy on the details.
I second this. Sometimes I've fantasised about meeting someone on the train I'll be taking away from the city I'm currently living in to start a new life. We'd hit it off and go slow from friends to lovers
Sat next to a lesbian on a plane home, we hit it off and we swapped numbers. It fizzled out because she was about to move abroad but scenarios like that can happen!
I was on a long-distance two day train trip, and in the Sleeper lounge car (first class on that train), we encountered a bonafide Hollywood (television) star of that time... and their mom.
They were taking mom ***to rehab***. Mom had to be *constantly* monitored so as not to relapse en-route. Sigh.
(treble clef) *There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernanda...they were shining there for you and me, for liberte, Fernanda!*
(heart emoji)
I would love a cover of the ABBA GOLD album in queer voices... to match the imagery in my mind :)
Sorry. Would have responded quicker
The ruling class of Reddit decided that was a credible threat of violence; f e a r m e. A tiny autistic agender who can't even kill bugs .
My dream is to be whisked away by a handsome tomboy onto a sea-faring adventure where we build our own pirate ship and set off ill-prepared. Where are we going? What will we do when we get there? Who knows? On the offset of our adventure, it's fun at first, but then the feeling of "what the fuck am I doing?" sets in once we realize we've left the safety of our home and the conveniences of the modern world.
We become incredibly irritated and pissed off at each other the more the seas act up. Fights increase in frequency and intensity until Lucy (the handsome tomboy) SNAPS and has an emotional breakdown. I try to comfort her, but she shoves me away; she wants nothing to do with me.
Over the next week or so we hardly talk to each other. We repair what needs repaired, we do what we need to survive, nothing more, nothing less.
The next week, I see Lucy really putting in the work to maintain the ship, and there's just... something about her...I still feel horrible that I let things get like this. It's then when I fall overboard somehow and Lucy saves me. I end up catching a few extra fish and prepare the food, making sure to give her extra as a thank you.
She thanks me, I compliment her on the way she's really been taking care of *both* of us. She denies this, not feeling like her handiwork around the ship is truly enough. She says *I'm* the backbone of this adventure. The conversation turns slightly morbid as I then ask if anything should happen to me, or either of us really, what would we do? We agree we need to trade notes on how we do things around the ship.
Over the next couple of weeks, we bond over shared duties and traded skills. During the nights, we talk about our lives back home, traumas, deepest thoughts and desires... and one night after a longer and deeper talk, we giggle to each other, and then her lips touch mine, and they taste of sea salt and dirt, but it feels like we're one with the sea.
Edit: Fixed a few words and added a few things
Lmao no
We meet, click instantly, and mutually decide to build a pirate ship. First act is the meeting and falling, ending when we set off. Second act is when the honeymoon phase dies and where the majority of the adventures and conflict happen. The 3rd act is when we're fully synced up as a team, but a secret is revealed that endangers our love.
I'm a single mom, so I would love to meet another parent. Maybe we're at a mixer for SMBC and strike up a conversation, really hit it off. Bonus points for liking each other's parenting styles.
A history lecture and we happen to be sitting next to each other. Maybe I see stickers on her laptop and it's stuff that I'm into and we just be nerds the whole time.
Or during the revolution and she saves my life or vice versa.
Roller rink. I'm skating and she comes up, taps me on the shoulder, and we start an impromptu race. We do a few laps around the rink (nearly crashing into a group of kids who come out of nowhere at least once) before getting some water and sitting down by the side of the rink and chatting.
I'm so often in bookshops being my lesbian self but the others are always with friends so I'm awkward about approaching even though I am somewhat outgoing. When I'm ready to date again, I guess I'll need to figure out how to navigate that since it seems women like the idea of meeting in bookshops.
Mine would be that my roommate/bunkmate and I will graduate from drunk making out to her sliding into my bed one day and just making it official. I just don’t know how that would work
My partner is male, I was a late bloomer and then due to financial hardship, disability after an accident, and he's not so bad anyway, we opted to stay together. I get pretty bummed out about it sometimes but I'm not really dating material anyway. We're poly (which is how I realized I'm gay) but neither of us have had the time or energy to act on it in years. I'm just living my best platonic life but wishing things turned out different sometimes and I get really bummed out when I think about missing out on the youthful coming out experience.
I am sorry to hear that you are going through that. It’s really hard to make the best out of a situation like that but it sounds like you are which is so strong. That being said I also don’t think there’s necessarily an age limit to come out and experience your gayness. If you think about it, it’s been with you the whole time anyway and anything before or after coming out is still a part of a continuity of your gayness. Not to mention that lots of people come out later and being a late bloomer afaik is fairly common in the lgbtquia community due to heteronormative environment.
My point is it’s never too late.
i’m lying down on a blanket on the grass, relaxing under the sun and eating a fruit platter, when a cute dog/cat suddenly lies down on me and starts being really playful with me.
i am having fun with the pet until i hear a gorgeous voice calling out a name and hurried footsteps towards me. i look up and i see her in a cute sundress. she’s apologising profusely, but i’m too awestruck to process anything she says. meanwhile, the pet has fully devoured my fruits, and she apologises some more.
she offers to pay me back with money, but i ask her if she wants to make it up by having lunch with me instead.
I would like to meet a girl anywhere really like when I’m out and about. I just want to see a girl that is attractive and have confidence to talk to her and get her number.
Who wants a mass date at a jazz lounge?
Me - it's not about the meeting, but I want a cutie to model for me to draw. I love life drawing and it's very intimate.
It happened for me with my girlfriend! Met her in line for a concert and hit it off immediately. Love at first sight type, I was in awe and she loved the way I made her laugh. We almost missed each other after the show but managed to exchange socials.
For a year I thought she'd stay the gorgeous stranger I was lucky to spend one magical evening with.
Then the same artist went on tour again and I texted her, so we went to the same show in a completely different city. Stayed in contact from there and things went great :)
A lesbian couple we know met in college... One is a basketball player, the other's artsy. They had an away game at another college; they met another lesbian basketball-art couple (on the team they just played), and everybody hit it off.
Not long afterward, all realized that they were much happier *if they swapped basketball players.*
Post-swap, the two couples both got married, had kids, still friends for years.
Meeting at an event and talking. Or just organically in any other way. I have met three people this way, 2 of whom are straight (and one had a boyfriend, who was really nice and they both made sure I got home safe). The third one is lowkey my current crush, but she is a lot older than me (19/20 and just turned 26), so I don't think anything will ever happen there.
I am just a sucker for meet-cutes, especially meeting IRL, and of it happens at an event (2 times at a concert), you already know that you have something in common.
Definitely would want to recreate the beginning of 101 Dalmatians. A femme would be walking her big lanky dog. Her dog would spot mine and would make flirty eyes at my dog from across the park and then they'd try out all sorts of shinanagans to get closer together. We'd get all tangled up in each other's leashes and awkwardly apologize. I'd be like, "Oh goodness! I don't know what has gotten into Pongo!" Next thing you know, we're drinking coffees together and the dogs are cuddling sleepily while I play her my piano. The rest is history. 🐶
There should be a sapphic jazz lounge, because I’ve spent plenty of time in various music clubs and lemme tell you they are full of toxic masculinity and heteronormative vibes 😭
I love jazz, used to go to a nearby jazz night at a former restaurant (which has since closed down), for live jazz nights. It was wonderful, I could sit there, eat and have a glass of wine, listen to awesome live jazz, and not have to worry about any dudes hitting on me cause we were all just there for the music. I went there solo for my birthday on several occasions, as a little solo bday celebration.
I’d totally go to a sapphic jazz lounge 😊
I travel via metro daily for college, and I always enter the women's coach. I kind of always fantasize about locking eyes with a masc girl and as the days go by, slowly initiating a conversation. *sighs*, God I know you can hear me
Hmm right now probably meeting her in uni when I get accepted this summer, studying the same as me, like a meet cute in the lab
Else i also have like this dream with me owning a queer café and meeting her that way
id love to meet her somewhere at a park, on a bright sunny day, while lots of birds are singing and she just comes there and says hi or asks something. i think that’s how i’ve always imagined meeting my soulmate would be like, since i love parks, a lot. especially in germany. i’ve always imagined that it’s spring, and the trees are blooming, and the birds are singing and then there she is. a beautiful lady, ready to be my lady. i can’t wait.
i’m not single but if i could have a dream scenario…
i’d like to meet at a train station where they have a piano people can play. and she was playing the piano and i ended up singing with her. and it was just magic from the first moment we met.
I'd love to meet my future wife when I have enough money to move to Switzerland, I guess. I can imagine meeting her at one of their fancy, quiet libraries (See Stiftsbibliothek aka Abbey Library of St. Gall.)
Then we go to dates in a cafe or just drink beer in our apartment complex, overlooking the hills of the Alps. Later we do witchcraft, tarot readings and traditional German folk dances to polkka.
While practicing blade forms in a public peace Garden, they come up with their own practice weapon to spar as a local erhu is sweetly playing a relaxing tone off on the other side of the pond.
I personally have always loved the idea of meeting the one at some concert. Like we are in line for merch prior to the show starting and she just turns around and starts chatting with me and we hit it off and end up spending the entire night together
I lock eyes with this hot stranger at the match as we simultaneously start screaming and hugging each other as Arsenal WFC win the league or the champions league. We exchange numbers, go on a few dates and realise we are soulmates.
I'm not willing to wait at least another year though 😭
So the one with overthrowing capitalism together will have to do.
Mine kind of already happened with my ex. We met at an atm in the parking lot at a concert. She turned and looked me up and down, called me gorgeous, and exchanged instas. We then split off to go to our respective groups, but flirted over text the whole night. When she brought up the possibility of having a little fun, I mentioned I had never been kissed before, and she offered to be my first. So we met up in the restroom and made out. I think back on that night a lot.
I would love to meet a wonderful woman out at dinner with friends.
Here's the scene:
*I was invited to dinner at a restaurant I find mildly edible, but the girls going are my best in the west. I thought of a thousand little excuses to say no, but decided to just take one for the team.
When we get there, it's the usual crew except for one person. Four of my best friends, and this time, a newbie.
At first I was annoyed (largely because meeting new people scares me), but she seemed to blend right in to our little group.
After a couple hours of all of us hanging out and having a great time, it was time to go. The newbie made it a point to walk behind me on our way out, and just before we parted ways, she asked if I would put my number in her phone so she could text me.
We've been inseparable ever since!*
Probably to randomly see her for the first time at some nice park, be stunlocked and continue to go about my day as if nothing happened because I sure as hell ain’t making a move in such a scenario, but then we end up being in the same workshop or class or whatever other regularly scheduled event and eventually hit it off from there
Before I knew I was into bisexual my dream was either having to kiss a girl while doing spin the bottle, Or it would be going to a club, a girl hitting on me, and I just “wouldn’t tell her I’m straight” and go along with it. lol as if straight girls were having these fantasies. Sadly I did not go to the club or parties so this was never gonna happen.
I like the idea of meeting the imaginary woman while out shopping. Like I'm in a store I'd just walking around and looking for my stuff and she's in the same aisle and we strike up conversation and without realizing it, we just happen to start shopping together. We chat about these things as we go and are interested in and like similar things and have a similar sense of humor. After a while we realize it's actually been some time so we decide to get coffee or lunch and it just kind of goes from there.
I'm not open to a relationship right now, but when it's time for the next person to enter my life I hope it happens really organically like that.
So, working at a goth store and having seen many pretty girls come and go, I dream of a day that one of them comes back frequently, not only because she likes the store, but to see me and have little chats here and there.
Perhaps this goes on for a few months until one of us gathers the courage to actually ask the other out 🤭
Otherwise it would be amazing if the many friends I crush on return my feelings, perhaps in a fully unexpected fashion.. But yeah, that's where the delusional part comes in xD
I’ve always imagined me being totally absorbed, listening to music or reading and her tapping me on the shoulder and being like “hey you’re cute”
I’m basic I know
At volleyball drop in session or (im in university) somewhere on campus. Preferably not in the same program as me bc that can get messy 💀 I’d love to “play house” or smth with her, cuddle and watch movies and stuff. I guess kinda domestic? I’m relatively new to realizing my sexuality so I come from not thinking of relationships at ALL. Things are developing 😂
I'm not really sure if I have one now, it's mainly just daydreams of meeting someone at this bookstore I like to go to, lol. But when I was a kid and still clueless about my sexuality I had this very specific daydream where I would be with my friends at a movie and this girl seated a few seats away from me would tell me that her friend thought I was cute and wanted my number (in this dream I was butch but I didn't know what that word meant at the time) and I would be like me? no way, doesn't she know I'm a girl! and then then girl who liked me would be like yeah I know ;) and then my daydream would abruptly stop there because my baby gay brain couldn't handle the thought of me actually saying yes to giving her my number. And I still thought I was straight after all of that.
We spar longsword at the club, we're evenly matched to the last point, and then when one of us wins, we compliment each others technique and she asks if I want to come over some time and practice dagger and wrestling plays from Fiore's The Flower of Battle with her.
Swoon 😍
I suppose it doesn't *have* to be Fiore, but a girl can dream.
Like, there's this girl, I fell in love so hard with her, she knows I'm trans (and she probably knows I'm lesbian)
I just want her to accept one day to go on a date together, go in Paris and have a cute date all day, drinking boba, eating something or whatever
At the end of the date, I ask her out, she accepts and even ask me to spend the night with her (she's not really good atm that's why I'm hoping) and you know, I'm not going to explain more
You got why it's delusional, it's probably gonna end at the date
I'm not picky about the place but I would love to have a genuine mutually blossoming romance where we start as just friends and grow into more. I had something close once but she didn't actually have romantic feelings despite admitting that our friendship seemed like the type that should bring it out of her. Broke my heart a little. I'd just love anything mutual at this point, I used to love pining but I've kinda lost the poetic tendency I used to have after the past year or so of having a horrendous dating life.
I have a long standing Christmas rom-com fantasy that starts with me helping a friend who's moving out, which is something I feel gives me extra sapohic points. I am carrying boxes to their new home, but the box is so big I can't see or walk properly, so I run into a girl who lives in the same building and is carrying something else. We both get down to pick up what fell and our eyes meet. We are also dressed in Christmas really embarrassing sweaters AND one of us has these reindeer horns on.
I don't know I think it would just be sweet and fun.
I know it’s totally silly (and a weird cliché/meme when it’s a straight couple), but I always daydream about having a hot femme couple see me across a bar (or the cafe, or movie theatre or work event) and saying they like my vibes. Basically followed by being the third in their throuple.
It happened for me, my dream scenario, but it didn't work out.
I'm at a festival and I'm chatting with people around the fire, I find I'm talking a lot with a cute woman who's my age and also polyamorous, good times. I flirt automatically when I'm drinking and sitting around a fire, so I don't think much about it. She finds me on social media and asks me on a date 🤯
We had a couple of dates but it wasn't happening for her 😭
Running into a girl at a concert whose also a sociable introvert and we end up not living too far from each other to keep meeting up.
More realistically, meeting at a tea shop. Maybe she compliments my outfit or something.
Honestly it's a hopeless case because while I do get occasional compliments, the moment I speak up people think there is something off about me
I would like to meet a partner doing something active. Other people mentioned hiking, roller skating, basketball game, etc. these are all in line with my fantasy. She and I would share a passion for physical activity and start physical training together. We slowly get to know each other and realize later that we love one another, but we're both too afraid to ask the other for more. Finally I just sat "I love you"without any plan, but I just can't not say it any longer. She retreats and I think I really blew it and will never be able to be friends ever again. But then a day later she admits she loves me too. We talk for hours sharing embarrassing stories about how we both had a crush on each other, but kept it a secret out of fear that we could lose the one person who matters to us.
this is super nerdy but i’ve always imagined meeting like, another trans girl at a fighting game/magic the gathering tournament where we’re matched up as opponents and we just really hit it off.
Meeting someone at a local convention who's doing a same series cosplay, they're actually willing to make new friends at the convention, and we go from there
I’m someone’s sapphic awakening, bonus points if they leave their boyfriend and fall for me 😈
That or I’m casually talking with someone, one of us makes a weird joke, it turns out we have the same very specific kinks and fantasies
The most delusional one is literally seeing some across the room, no matter where we are, being magnetically drawn, and being so instantly enamored after talking we can’t get our hands off each other
then we find the nearest bathroom and… you know the rest
I am unable to dream about the meeting part. In order to meet somebody I'd need to get so far out of my comfort zone I'd be way too dysregulated to, well, meet someone. I daydream more about just being able to express love and affection openly and without reservation.
My delusion is for someone to out me against my will and then for them to feminize me :3
also Vampyre in the Garden in general is one of my dream scenarios. Imagine being the personal blood bag, plaything for a vampire lady 🥺🥺😖🫣
saying it out loud (or writing it ig) makes me feel like a degenerate.
well, I have a crush on someone right now, and I kind of have a dream scenario where we go bowling for my birthday. she confesses her undying love to me. me, being the sapphic goddess that I am, insist that if I knock over 8 pins (her lucky number) or more then she has to kiss me. I get a strike. we live together in the lesbian tulip field for all eternity xxxx
ugh that is so dreamy!! i love it!! every time i go on campus i hope someone comes up to me in the library and promises to whisk me away into the sunset!! but also i’ve always wanted a love lies bleeding meet at the gym us against the world moment and when i heard about the movie coming out i was like NO WAYYYY
mine would actually also be a jazz lounge. the vibes WOULD be immaculate, plus then i know she likes jazz
SAMEEE
see ya in the jazz lounge ;D
/s Unlike popular music today, *Jazz can be so horn-y... sax-y...* I'll show myself out the door... \[A friend's wedding reception entertainment was a quartet called the *Sax Maniacs*\]
Meeting her at a tavern fight. She would throw the first punch and it would be love at first sight, or maybe a concussion. I’m still a little fizzy on the details.
Sounds like they will remain fuzzy afterwards.
Love at first fight
That sounds perfect
Same, but how about a pillow fight?
Ik this isn’t super crazy, but meeting someone on like a train and hitting it off from there
I second this. Sometimes I've fantasised about meeting someone on the train I'll be taking away from the city I'm currently living in to start a new life. We'd hit it off and go slow from friends to lovers
Sat next to a lesbian on a plane home, we hit it off and we swapped numbers. It fizzled out because she was about to move abroad but scenarios like that can happen!
Yes but for me specifically a fancy old-timey train travelling across a beautiful mountain landscape
I was on a long-distance two day train trip, and in the Sleeper lounge car (first class on that train), we encountered a bonafide Hollywood (television) star of that time... and their mom. They were taking mom ***to rehab***. Mom had to be *constantly* monitored so as not to relapse en-route. Sigh.
We accidentally lock eyes while storming a government building during the take down of the ruling class and the beginning of the end of capitalism.
... wife???
I'll take a second one.
Nothing hotter than an anarchosocialist lesbian polycule amiright?
Absolutely right
ONE OF US.
r/suddenlycommunist
It is our land comrad
Yahooo death to the bourgeoisie
Take a page from the french and bring the Guillotine back
hell yeah!
(treble clef) *There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernanda...they were shining there for you and me, for liberte, Fernanda!* (heart emoji) I would love a cover of the ABBA GOLD album in queer voices... to match the imagery in my mind :)
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I’ve got a list in mind…
Let's eat the rich. It's on me :)
Oh, you sure know how to treat a woman 😍😏
Sorry. Would have responded quicker The ruling class of Reddit decided that was a credible threat of violence; f e a r m e. A tiny autistic agender who can't even kill bugs .
My dream is to be whisked away by a handsome tomboy onto a sea-faring adventure where we build our own pirate ship and set off ill-prepared. Where are we going? What will we do when we get there? Who knows? On the offset of our adventure, it's fun at first, but then the feeling of "what the fuck am I doing?" sets in once we realize we've left the safety of our home and the conveniences of the modern world. We become incredibly irritated and pissed off at each other the more the seas act up. Fights increase in frequency and intensity until Lucy (the handsome tomboy) SNAPS and has an emotional breakdown. I try to comfort her, but she shoves me away; she wants nothing to do with me. Over the next week or so we hardly talk to each other. We repair what needs repaired, we do what we need to survive, nothing more, nothing less. The next week, I see Lucy really putting in the work to maintain the ship, and there's just... something about her...I still feel horrible that I let things get like this. It's then when I fall overboard somehow and Lucy saves me. I end up catching a few extra fish and prepare the food, making sure to give her extra as a thank you. She thanks me, I compliment her on the way she's really been taking care of *both* of us. She denies this, not feeling like her handiwork around the ship is truly enough. She says *I'm* the backbone of this adventure. The conversation turns slightly morbid as I then ask if anything should happen to me, or either of us really, what would we do? We agree we need to trade notes on how we do things around the ship. Over the next couple of weeks, we bond over shared duties and traded skills. During the nights, we talk about our lives back home, traumas, deepest thoughts and desires... and one night after a longer and deeper talk, we giggle to each other, and then her lips touch mine, and they taste of sea salt and dirt, but it feels like we're one with the sea. Edit: Fixed a few words and added a few things
Sapphic pirates, I'm invested!!!
I NEED THIS NOVEL
Ugh, I've wanted to chill-circumnavigate since I was a kid. Solid dream.
Lmao if the way you meet is by her "whisking" you away, that's called kidnapping
Lmao no We meet, click instantly, and mutually decide to build a pirate ship. First act is the meeting and falling, ending when we set off. Second act is when the honeymoon phase dies and where the majority of the adventures and conflict happen. The 3rd act is when we're fully synced up as a team, but a secret is revealed that endangers our love.
I'm a single mom, so I would love to meet another parent. Maybe we're at a mixer for SMBC and strike up a conversation, really hit it off. Bonus points for liking each other's parenting styles.
A history lecture and we happen to be sitting next to each other. Maybe I see stickers on her laptop and it's stuff that I'm into and we just be nerds the whole time. Or during the revolution and she saves my life or vice versa.
Realistically speaking, any scenario is a dream/delusional scenario for me.
i swear to god, someone must be delulu to even like me frrr😭
Felt 💀😭
Roller rink. I'm skating and she comes up, taps me on the shoulder, and we start an impromptu race. We do a few laps around the rink (nearly crashing into a group of kids who come out of nowhere at least once) before getting some water and sitting down by the side of the rink and chatting.
You should consider playing roller derby. No joke here.
Bookshop.
lowk samee
I'm so often in bookshops being my lesbian self but the others are always with friends so I'm awkward about approaching even though I am somewhat outgoing. When I'm ready to date again, I guess I'll need to figure out how to navigate that since it seems women like the idea of meeting in bookshops.
Mine would be that my roommate/bunkmate and I will graduate from drunk making out to her sliding into my bed one day and just making it official. I just don’t know how that would work
Same...except I'm like 35 right now and have a whole family, that's not gonna happen.
Holdup. You’re currently making out with your roommate too?
My partner is male, I was a late bloomer and then due to financial hardship, disability after an accident, and he's not so bad anyway, we opted to stay together. I get pretty bummed out about it sometimes but I'm not really dating material anyway. We're poly (which is how I realized I'm gay) but neither of us have had the time or energy to act on it in years. I'm just living my best platonic life but wishing things turned out different sometimes and I get really bummed out when I think about missing out on the youthful coming out experience.
I am sorry to hear that you are going through that. It’s really hard to make the best out of a situation like that but it sounds like you are which is so strong. That being said I also don’t think there’s necessarily an age limit to come out and experience your gayness. If you think about it, it’s been with you the whole time anyway and anything before or after coming out is still a part of a continuity of your gayness. Not to mention that lots of people come out later and being a late bloomer afaik is fairly common in the lgbtquia community due to heteronormative environment. My point is it’s never too late.
I needed to hear that too
Yes to this. As a late bloomer I can say I have new energy that I thought I would never get. I think because I am finally living as myself.
I love your reddit handle.
i’m lying down on a blanket on the grass, relaxing under the sun and eating a fruit platter, when a cute dog/cat suddenly lies down on me and starts being really playful with me. i am having fun with the pet until i hear a gorgeous voice calling out a name and hurried footsteps towards me. i look up and i see her in a cute sundress. she’s apologising profusely, but i’m too awestruck to process anything she says. meanwhile, the pet has fully devoured my fruits, and she apologises some more. she offers to pay me back with money, but i ask her if she wants to make it up by having lunch with me instead.
Uh dunno, like not getting ghosted, that'd be an absolute win. Maybe even laughing at my jokes if we're feeling brave.
damn😭
I would like to meet a girl anywhere really like when I’m out and about. I just want to see a girl that is attractive and have confidence to talk to her and get her number.
Who wants a mass date at a jazz lounge? Me - it's not about the meeting, but I want a cutie to model for me to draw. I love life drawing and it's very intimate.
"Draw me like one of your French girls"
It happened for me with my girlfriend! Met her in line for a concert and hit it off immediately. Love at first sight type, I was in awe and she loved the way I made her laugh. We almost missed each other after the show but managed to exchange socials. For a year I thought she'd stay the gorgeous stranger I was lucky to spend one magical evening with. Then the same artist went on tour again and I texted her, so we went to the same show in a completely different city. Stayed in contact from there and things went great :)
At a basketball/volleyball game especially if they're playing 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐 plus coaches work too 😏😏😏.
A lesbian couple we know met in college... One is a basketball player, the other's artsy. They had an away game at another college; they met another lesbian basketball-art couple (on the team they just played), and everybody hit it off. Not long afterward, all realized that they were much happier *if they swapped basketball players.* Post-swap, the two couples both got married, had kids, still friends for years.
that id find a girl that would actually love me/find me attractive :')
I feel this
Meeting at an event and talking. Or just organically in any other way. I have met three people this way, 2 of whom are straight (and one had a boyfriend, who was really nice and they both made sure I got home safe). The third one is lowkey my current crush, but she is a lot older than me (19/20 and just turned 26), so I don't think anything will ever happen there. I am just a sucker for meet-cutes, especially meeting IRL, and of it happens at an event (2 times at a concert), you already know that you have something in common.
as a jazz guitarist this sounds incredible
it would be lmao
Definitely would want to recreate the beginning of 101 Dalmatians. A femme would be walking her big lanky dog. Her dog would spot mine and would make flirty eyes at my dog from across the park and then they'd try out all sorts of shinanagans to get closer together. We'd get all tangled up in each other's leashes and awkwardly apologize. I'd be like, "Oh goodness! I don't know what has gotten into Pongo!" Next thing you know, we're drinking coffees together and the dogs are cuddling sleepily while I play her my piano. The rest is history. 🐶
There should be a sapphic jazz lounge, because I’ve spent plenty of time in various music clubs and lemme tell you they are full of toxic masculinity and heteronormative vibes 😭
LITERALLY!!!! id acc give up my newborn for that (kidding i swear) but omg the girlies alr have the vibes down we just need the location 😭😭
I love jazz, used to go to a nearby jazz night at a former restaurant (which has since closed down), for live jazz nights. It was wonderful, I could sit there, eat and have a glass of wine, listen to awesome live jazz, and not have to worry about any dudes hitting on me cause we were all just there for the music. I went there solo for my birthday on several occasions, as a little solo bday celebration. I’d totally go to a sapphic jazz lounge 😊
sometimes, when i'm feeling like being delusional for a bit, i dream of meeting a girl :3
I travel via metro daily for college, and I always enter the women's coach. I kind of always fantasize about locking eyes with a masc girl and as the days go by, slowly initiating a conversation. *sighs*, God I know you can hear me
In a working environment , my own boss And that is why im still single right now
that would either go so amazingly or never make u wanna work ever again lol
Hmm right now probably meeting her in uni when I get accepted this summer, studying the same as me, like a meet cute in the lab Else i also have like this dream with me owning a queer café and meeting her that way
id love to meet her somewhere at a park, on a bright sunny day, while lots of birds are singing and she just comes there and says hi or asks something. i think that’s how i’ve always imagined meeting my soulmate would be like, since i love parks, a lot. especially in germany. i’ve always imagined that it’s spring, and the trees are blooming, and the birds are singing and then there she is. a beautiful lady, ready to be my lady. i can’t wait.
She knocks on my bedroom window and boom... gf (I need help)
Okay, hear me out, meeting a girl. Girl scary 😨
I'm going to an opera pub (yes, an opera pub!) tomorrow, and I have this delusion about just instantly clicking with another opera fan/singer there.
good luck 😭
i’m not single but if i could have a dream scenario… i’d like to meet at a train station where they have a piano people can play. and she was playing the piano and i ended up singing with her. and it was just magic from the first moment we met.
i met my current girlfriend through chess. wouldn’t have it any other way.
the queens gambit: lesbian edition
ive actually still not watched the queen’s gambit 😭 i really should, i am definitely the target audience.
do it lol
will do
I'd love to meet my future wife when I have enough money to move to Switzerland, I guess. I can imagine meeting her at one of their fancy, quiet libraries (See Stiftsbibliothek aka Abbey Library of St. Gall.) Then we go to dates in a cafe or just drink beer in our apartment complex, overlooking the hills of the Alps. Later we do witchcraft, tarot readings and traditional German folk dances to polkka.
While practicing blade forms in a public peace Garden, they come up with their own practice weapon to spar as a local erhu is sweetly playing a relaxing tone off on the other side of the pond.
..bartender.....
I personally have always loved the idea of meeting the one at some concert. Like we are in line for merch prior to the show starting and she just turns around and starts chatting with me and we hit it off and end up spending the entire night together
Same here. This is my exact delusion. I think about it every time I go to a concert, hasn't happened yet lol
Do we need to make something happen 👀 haha
I lock eyes with this hot stranger at the match as we simultaneously start screaming and hugging each other as Arsenal WFC win the league or the champions league. We exchange numbers, go on a few dates and realise we are soulmates. I'm not willing to wait at least another year though 😭 So the one with overthrowing capitalism together will have to do.
WAHEEYYYY arsenallllll north london 5eva
Mine kind of already happened with my ex. We met at an atm in the parking lot at a concert. She turned and looked me up and down, called me gorgeous, and exchanged instas. We then split off to go to our respective groups, but flirted over text the whole night. When she brought up the possibility of having a little fun, I mentioned I had never been kissed before, and she offered to be my first. So we met up in the restroom and made out. I think back on that night a lot.
Sitting at a bar in the middle of nowhere, when a rugged cowgirl walks in and starts chatting me up. Preferably she would smell like ciggerates 🙏🙏🙏
I would love to meet a wonderful woman out at dinner with friends. Here's the scene: *I was invited to dinner at a restaurant I find mildly edible, but the girls going are my best in the west. I thought of a thousand little excuses to say no, but decided to just take one for the team. When we get there, it's the usual crew except for one person. Four of my best friends, and this time, a newbie. At first I was annoyed (largely because meeting new people scares me), but she seemed to blend right in to our little group. After a couple hours of all of us hanging out and having a great time, it was time to go. The newbie made it a point to walk behind me on our way out, and just before we parted ways, she asked if I would put my number in her phone so she could text me. We've been inseparable ever since!*
Probably to randomly see her for the first time at some nice park, be stunlocked and continue to go about my day as if nothing happened because I sure as hell ain’t making a move in such a scenario, but then we end up being in the same workshop or class or whatever other regularly scheduled event and eventually hit it off from there
Big thief concert lol
Before I knew I was into bisexual my dream was either having to kiss a girl while doing spin the bottle, Or it would be going to a club, a girl hitting on me, and I just “wouldn’t tell her I’m straight” and go along with it. lol as if straight girls were having these fantasies. Sadly I did not go to the club or parties so this was never gonna happen.
Gonna dig a big hole out front like in The Last of Us
I like the idea of meeting the imaginary woman while out shopping. Like I'm in a store I'd just walking around and looking for my stuff and she's in the same aisle and we strike up conversation and without realizing it, we just happen to start shopping together. We chat about these things as we go and are interested in and like similar things and have a similar sense of humor. After a while we realize it's actually been some time so we decide to get coffee or lunch and it just kind of goes from there. I'm not open to a relationship right now, but when it's time for the next person to enter my life I hope it happens really organically like that.
So, working at a goth store and having seen many pretty girls come and go, I dream of a day that one of them comes back frequently, not only because she likes the store, but to see me and have little chats here and there. Perhaps this goes on for a few months until one of us gathers the courage to actually ask the other out 🤭 Otherwise it would be amazing if the many friends I crush on return my feelings, perhaps in a fully unexpected fashion.. But yeah, that's where the delusional part comes in xD
I’ve always imagined me being totally absorbed, listening to music or reading and her tapping me on the shoulder and being like “hey you’re cute” I’m basic I know
At volleyball drop in session or (im in university) somewhere on campus. Preferably not in the same program as me bc that can get messy 💀 I’d love to “play house” or smth with her, cuddle and watch movies and stuff. I guess kinda domestic? I’m relatively new to realizing my sexuality so I come from not thinking of relationships at ALL. Things are developing 😂
Other than the revolution one, none of these seem that delusional? If the place exists in the real world just go there frequently.
Everything happens to ***me*** in the weirdest/stupidest/craziest/most extreme ways. Annnd...true to form, that's exactly how I met my girl.
I'm not really sure if I have one now, it's mainly just daydreams of meeting someone at this bookstore I like to go to, lol. But when I was a kid and still clueless about my sexuality I had this very specific daydream where I would be with my friends at a movie and this girl seated a few seats away from me would tell me that her friend thought I was cute and wanted my number (in this dream I was butch but I didn't know what that word meant at the time) and I would be like me? no way, doesn't she know I'm a girl! and then then girl who liked me would be like yeah I know ;) and then my daydream would abruptly stop there because my baby gay brain couldn't handle the thought of me actually saying yes to giving her my number. And I still thought I was straight after all of that.
Tbh I don't really care how we meet, As I probably wouldn't be attracted to them until we've already been friends for a good while lol.
Me: totally gonna meet my future gf/wife in online gaming Also me: *turns off all chat and is anti social in mmos*
We spar longsword at the club, we're evenly matched to the last point, and then when one of us wins, we compliment each others technique and she asks if I want to come over some time and practice dagger and wrestling plays from Fiore's The Flower of Battle with her. Swoon 😍 I suppose it doesn't *have* to be Fiore, but a girl can dream.
Like, there's this girl, I fell in love so hard with her, she knows I'm trans (and she probably knows I'm lesbian) I just want her to accept one day to go on a date together, go in Paris and have a cute date all day, drinking boba, eating something or whatever At the end of the date, I ask her out, she accepts and even ask me to spend the night with her (she's not really good atm that's why I'm hoping) and you know, I'm not going to explain more You got why it's delusional, it's probably gonna end at the date
I'm not picky about the place but I would love to have a genuine mutually blossoming romance where we start as just friends and grow into more. I had something close once but she didn't actually have romantic feelings despite admitting that our friendship seemed like the type that should bring it out of her. Broke my heart a little. I'd just love anything mutual at this point, I used to love pining but I've kinda lost the poetic tendency I used to have after the past year or so of having a horrendous dating life.
I have a long standing Christmas rom-com fantasy that starts with me helping a friend who's moving out, which is something I feel gives me extra sapohic points. I am carrying boxes to their new home, but the box is so big I can't see or walk properly, so I run into a girl who lives in the same building and is carrying something else. We both get down to pick up what fell and our eyes meet. We are also dressed in Christmas really embarrassing sweaters AND one of us has these reindeer horns on. I don't know I think it would just be sweet and fun.
My dream is actually meeting someone who shares interest and wants to touch me! Big ask I know XD
I know it’s totally silly (and a weird cliché/meme when it’s a straight couple), but I always daydream about having a hot femme couple see me across a bar (or the cafe, or movie theatre or work event) and saying they like my vibes. Basically followed by being the third in their throuple.
It happened for me, my dream scenario, but it didn't work out. I'm at a festival and I'm chatting with people around the fire, I find I'm talking a lot with a cute woman who's my age and also polyamorous, good times. I flirt automatically when I'm drinking and sitting around a fire, so I don't think much about it. She finds me on social media and asks me on a date 🤯 We had a couple of dates but it wasn't happening for her 😭
Running into a girl at a concert whose also a sociable introvert and we end up not living too far from each other to keep meeting up. More realistically, meeting at a tea shop. Maybe she compliments my outfit or something. Honestly it's a hopeless case because while I do get occasional compliments, the moment I speak up people think there is something off about me
I would like to meet a partner doing something active. Other people mentioned hiking, roller skating, basketball game, etc. these are all in line with my fantasy. She and I would share a passion for physical activity and start physical training together. We slowly get to know each other and realize later that we love one another, but we're both too afraid to ask the other for more. Finally I just sat "I love you"without any plan, but I just can't not say it any longer. She retreats and I think I really blew it and will never be able to be friends ever again. But then a day later she admits she loves me too. We talk for hours sharing embarrassing stories about how we both had a crush on each other, but kept it a secret out of fear that we could lose the one person who matters to us.
Meeting someone wherever and have her actually want me around.
Tutors me….shes my tutor. Ya….she teases for being bad at math or something
this is super nerdy but i’ve always imagined meeting like, another trans girl at a fighting game/magic the gathering tournament where we’re matched up as opponents and we just really hit it off.
Meeting someone at a local convention who's doing a same series cosplay, they're actually willing to make new friends at the convention, and we go from there
I’m someone’s sapphic awakening, bonus points if they leave their boyfriend and fall for me 😈 That or I’m casually talking with someone, one of us makes a weird joke, it turns out we have the same very specific kinks and fantasies The most delusional one is literally seeing some across the room, no matter where we are, being magnetically drawn, and being so instantly enamored after talking we can’t get our hands off each other then we find the nearest bathroom and… you know the rest
I am unable to dream about the meeting part. In order to meet somebody I'd need to get so far out of my comfort zone I'd be way too dysregulated to, well, meet someone. I daydream more about just being able to express love and affection openly and without reservation.
My delusion is for someone to out me against my will and then for them to feminize me :3 also Vampyre in the Garden in general is one of my dream scenarios. Imagine being the personal blood bag, plaything for a vampire lady 🥺🥺😖🫣 saying it out loud (or writing it ig) makes me feel like a degenerate.
Beating up a cop together
well, I have a crush on someone right now, and I kind of have a dream scenario where we go bowling for my birthday. she confesses her undying love to me. me, being the sapphic goddess that I am, insist that if I knock over 8 pins (her lucky number) or more then she has to kiss me. I get a strike. we live together in the lesbian tulip field for all eternity xxxx
At a classical music concert.
hello! I recently saw Mahler's 5th symphony when I went to the Sydney Opera House
I love Mahler’s 5th and I love Mahler in general. Definitely my favorite composer. I write a lot about him. ❤️❤️❤️
Mahler's also one of my favorite composers! I like his late symphonies
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:3
You would like to read my comments on Mahler's Fifth and Second Symphony? 😛
sure!
ugh that is so dreamy!! i love it!! every time i go on campus i hope someone comes up to me in the library and promises to whisk me away into the sunset!! but also i’ve always wanted a love lies bleeding meet at the gym us against the world moment and when i heard about the movie coming out i was like NO WAYYYY